Chargers @ Saints: Game Predictions

1. Deuce runs one in for a TD
2. Colston gets back to form with over 100 and a TD
3. Pierre Thomas catches one for a TD.

1. Saints get beat 131-8.
2. A comet strikes London, splitting the Earth in half, then bounces across the Atlantic and hits New Orleans, corner of Almonaster and North Dorgenois.
3. The entire universe throws up its hands, says “Ah, screw it” and goes to its favorite bar for the rest of the season.

1. Jason David will get 2 INTs with one being returned for a TD.
2. The Saints actually run from the power I-formation on 3rd and less than 4 in getting first downs.
3. Gary Gibbs calls a more aggressive defense that results in more pressure on the QB and better coverage in the secondary.

is that hard times are a comin’ for Saints fans. But, we’re all pretty accustomed to that around here I guess. Like you said in your other post, we’ll just have to wait and see what happens with this steroids thing. Right now, it’s hard for me to believe Deuce would be foolish enough to….well, let’s wait and find out more.

1. Tomlinson is held under 100 yards rushing.
2. Defense gets 2 turnovers.
3. Brees throws for at least 2 TD’s.
4. Our team has one rushing TD.

This is tough. I think i’ll stick w/ my heart.

Saints 27, Bolts 24

1.Special teams gets a TD.
2. Pierre Thomas gets a TD.
3. LT gets a TD.

1) Saints will lead at the top of the 4th quarter.
2) Saints win the turnover battle this week.
3) Chargers WR Malcolm Floyd does not make this his fourth straight game with a touchdown catch.

1. Will Smith and Charles Grant actually get off the team bus, are sighted on the field and get 1 sack each.
2. Deuce has 20+ carries, but averages less than 4 yds/carry
3. All 3 of them need an extra does of fluids after the game for some unknown reason.
4. Saints win 27-20, just to keep your hopes up for a couple more weeks.

Wind, rain and field conditions will be a big factor in this game.

1. the Saints commit 5 turnovers
2. Deuce has 100 yards rushing in his last appearance for awhile
3. Melhaff misses a potential game winning FG in the 4th quarter

1. Saints have 3 turnovers
2. Deuce has 100 yards rushing and a TD
3. JD gives up 2 TDs
4. Brees gets over 300 yards passing

1) It’s an ugly game with both teams executing very poorly (i.e. missed blocks, offensive players slipping on the field, dropped passes, and many, many punts by both teams).

2) LT does get something for his fantasy owners – 2 TDs

3) Saints make a defensive stand to preserve the win late in the 4th as the Chargers turn it over on downs in their final drive, when they needed a TD and PAT to win.

4) bonus joke prediction – Payton is suspended 4 games for steroid use on Gumbo the mascot’s failed drug test.

Obviously, I have no idea what is going to happen. (My past predictions have been as accurate as the ones I made above.) So, here’s what I would like to see happen.

1. Phillip Rivers throws for an early touchdown, and trash-screams the Saints’ bench before running off the field. Smith and Grant respond on the next Charger possession by knocking him out of the game in a sack sandwich, and his fumble is run back by Ellis for a TD.

2. Brees throws for four touchdowns, including a 60-yarder to Colston where he outjumps Cromartie by about a foot in the end zone.

3. Deuce scores two touchdowns rushing, one on a 75-yard “scamper” (showing the press that he can “scamper” as well as Bush…honestly, wouldn’t you like to see one of these 200+ lb. masses of muscle “scamper” smack into a sportswriter, just once?), and one touchdown receiving on a long screen pass. After his third touchdown he spikes the ball at Payton’s feet.

Saints win 34-21

1. no special teams magic this week by either team
2. vilma is huge again, 7+tackles
3. brees no picks +3tds

1. Brees: 350+ yards, 3 TDs
2. Colston gets first TD of season
3. Deuce takes out is roid scandal frustrations on the Chargers D: 80+ yards and 1 TD

If they lose this one with key player suspensions probably coming, the season will be over.

Been at the bathroom peing since tuesday….

1-Saints ask me to take a drug test so that my off-scale results make NFL labs useless and I deliver!
2- Try to make my friends believe I have the same dealer as dem Saints and get tones of order from overweight belly-proud buddies.
3- Go to rehab and switch to Guiness after seing Drew go for over 330 yds (2 TD’s), Harper getting a pick and Grant having 2 sacks in a 24-21 win.