"Drew Brees has been in San Diego and in New Orleans in a dome," Bears linebacker Lance Briggs said...

"Drew Brees has been in San Diego and in New Orleans in a dome," Bears linebacker Lance Briggs said last week, perhaps conveniently forgetting that Brees played college ball a two-hour drive south in West Lafayette, Ind. "So when he comes out here, and he's got his hand-warmer fanny pack, it's a whole different ballgame. He's freezing; his blood is real thin."

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Fuck you Lance Briggs

I don’t know who you are but you’ve got a big mouth so I’m guessing you’re a Chicago Bear. I’m putting a bounty on your big head. I hope someone puts a Hines Ward on your ass Thursday night and they have to help you off the field.

by stujo4 on Dec 9, 2008 9:26 AM CST reply actions

Oh that was you? Okay...

[Briggs] was charged with leaving the scene of an accident after crashing his Lamborghini and leaving it alongside an expressway on the city’s North Side, Illinois State Police said Monday. After meeting with police Monday afternoon, Briggs also was cited for failure to give immediate notice of an accident and improper lane usage…

Bears coach Lovie Smith indicated the team will not discipline Briggs, whose “spirits were good for being in a one-car accident.”

by stujo4 on Dec 9, 2008 9:30 AM CST reply actions

and you're a big baby too

Lance Briggs is a colossal, possibly historic, dickhead.

“I am now prepared to sit out the year if the Bears don’t trade me or release me,” Briggs told FoxSports.com’s Jay Glazer. “I’ve played my last snap for them. I’ll never play another down for Chicago again.” Briggs elaborated that he would go so far as to take out loans if necessary to survive next year without a paycheck…

http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=2354

by stujo4 on Dec 9, 2008 9:32 AM CST reply actions

You know what's also thin?

Lance Briggs’s intelligence.

I hope that no one response in kind. Instead, I want to see old Lance crying on the sideline after he loses.

by xen-cuts on Dec 9, 2008 9:46 AM CST reply actions

I didn't forget this either. You rat bastards...

nola.com comments section:

Ever since I saw that jack @$$ outside Soldier Field during the NFC CG holding the sign “Finishing what Katrina Started”, I’ve gone from strong dislike to flat out HATING Chicago…..

by stujo4 on Dec 9, 2008 9:49 AM CST reply actions

HOLY SHIT

Thank you Briggs. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

You stupid fucking idiot. You just made a rooki fucking mistake.

Shut the fuck up and go pick up your Ferrari, asshole

7-9, Here We Come...

by Hollywoo! on Dec 9, 2008 10:01 AM CST reply actions

Have I ever mentioned that I hate the fucking Bears?

7-9, Here We Come...

by Hollywoo! on Dec 9, 2008 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

Coming home for lunch just now, saw a pickup with a Bears tag on the front. Gave him the finger. Who dat?!!?

by stujo4 on Dec 9, 2008 12:22 PM CST reply actions

LOL

It was his brother Stujo has issues

Hilarious, I’m at work laughing outloud!

Don't worry I got your back cuz...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 9, 2008 3:35 PM CST reply actions

Well, it’s not so funny when all the Stratego pieces come flying at your face and you have to go run and hide behind your mom to avoid a beat down. I was 1-112 and he couldn’t STAND it. yesss

by stujo4 on Dec 9, 2008 4:50 PM CST up reply actions

Here's what you do

Arrange your pieces in task forces with a high-ranked piece (marshall, general, colonel), a couple of captains for escort, sergeants and scouts, and a miner for the bombs. Seek out the bombs, deactivate them, and win minor skirmishes with your higher-ranked pieces. Protect your spy, but find the enemy marshall, spy, and flag. As soon as you know where the opposing marshall is, wipe him out. Do the same with the spy. You now have the highest-ranked piece—so run amok, slaying left and right as though your enemy wore blue and orange. Then dismantle the minefield protecting the enemy flag at your leisure. Savor the sound of lamentation.

Oh…this was when you were kids? I thought it was, like, last weekend. Never mind.

Stupid Bucs...

by MtnExile on Dec 9, 2008 6:43 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah I did all that. He got pissed because he lost and threw the board and all the pieces in my face. Then chased me around the house. What a hothead. What a sore loser. Jeez, can you believe that guy? Did I mention I want Urlacher’s helmet to blow off of his big head?

by stujo4 on Dec 9, 2008 8:22 PM CST up reply actions