My Prediction: Jason David has a pick and nice play on a deep pass which causes a cornerback controversy and much discussion amongst us all.

Bush bobbles a punt return attempt…Mark Campbell catches a TD and impresses with his blocking…Meachem doesnt score but has 100 plus yards…

Deuce will not play. Yeah, I know Payton has already said he wouldn’t. Here’s the real one:

Both Meachem and Arrington will score a TD. One from Brunell and one from Palko.
Ellis will get two sacks.
Pierre will break off a run of 30+ yards and will also score a TD.
Usama gets a pick.

Something like this will most assuredly happen, minus the screw up at the end: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35zXbiEPnKk

And something like this probably happens every huddle with the boys in black and gold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoLSdXTod9s

arrington and meachem will shine…but arrington will outshine meachem

skylar shows us all why he deserves a roster spot over devery.

gay and usama each get a pick.

pierre continues to impress (running the ball) while stecker continues down the path of mediocrity

and finally, ellis sacks Warner causing him to have hip-replacement surgery. Warner then returns to his local supermarket and gets his old job back.

Adrian Arrington will score once and Pierre Thomas will score twice.

1. On the opening play, Will Smith will viciously sack Matt Leinart, ending the quarterback’s dreams of shedding his “bust” label and leaving Kurt Warner poised to reclaim his position as a legitimate Top 10 quarterback. While in the hospital, blood tests will reveal that Matt Leinart has acquired HIV due to his legendary sexual promiscuity, and that he is not long for the earth. However, he undergoes a miracle recovery thanks to the genius efforts of a curmudgeonly doctor, and re-enters the world a changed man due to his brush with death. He will seek out Will Smith and thank him for circuitously saving his life, provoking an emotional scene where Smith and Danny Wuerrfel (in a cameo) convince Leinart to give up his old ways completely. Leinart starts the extremely popular and effective “Take it From a Trojan Man: Stay Protected” sex ed campaign, which singlehandedly ends the proliferation of venereal diseases in the Southern California area. Several cable networks vie for the rights to the made-for-tv movie chronicling Leinart’s turn from the dark side, and TNT wins out.

2. Reggie Bush will score a touchdown every time he touches the ball, running up the middle for 50 yards, a counter for 80, and catching the ball in the endzone. Uncertain of his future, a jealous Aaron Stecker will convince Reggie after the game that Kim Kardashian is cheating on him with Deuce McAllister. Reggie, blinded by rage, will smother Kardashian with a pillow, realize his mistake, and kill himself. Aaron Stecker’s manipulations will be revealed by the detective work of Jon Vilma, and Sean Payton will order Stecker’s hanging at the next dawn. Sadly, the “Bush and Tush/Kush” pairing will tragically be forever lost to us.

3. Scott Fujita, albeit in a very friendly and personable way, will convince at least one member of the Cardinals o-line to commit seppuku for the shame that they have brought on their ancestors.

4. Jon Vilma will not play, but he will smoke a pipe and wear a monocle on the sideline while giving Mark Simoneau tips for looking “dapperer.”

5. Marques Colston will also not play, at least not football. By the time of the final whistle, Colston will have acquired at least ten new phone numbers.

Realistically, though, the d-line will look stellar and Big Sed will have a game justifying the seventh overall pick. Randall Gay will emerge as the most capable corner, Kevin Kaesviharn the most capable safety, and Jon Vilma (should he play) well worth the hype. Scott Fujita will remain the most reliable linebacker, Adrian Arrington will beat man coverage more often than not, and Reggie should have considerable success on his (probably very limited) carries. I predict one big play from Reggie, taking advantage of a broken (or, far more likely, missed) tackle and going for six. Oh, and Drew Brees’ performance will remind Kurt Warner what it was like to be the best quarterback in the NFC once.

I’ve got McCray and Smith witha couple of sacks
Big Sed and Grant (when they play hime inside) will look real good side by side with Ellis getting a sack
I’ve got Young and Gay with a couple interception thanks to the pressure applied by the front 4
KK will sure up his spot as one of the starting safety
Offense
Pierre Thomas will beast it out with 100+ yds and 2+ TDs
Bush will shine with Mark Campell blocking and AA and Mecheam making the Cardinal D honor our deep pass.
Special Teams
Skyler Green will earn his spot on the roster by returning 2 punts for TDs. (This will ake the national media sit up… this kid has skills in the open field.)

neither meachem not arrington step up.