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Special thanks to one of our newer members, Urine Trouble, for sharing this with me. You've got to wait until the very end. Does anyone know why Bertinelli is a Saints fan?

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Haha! I ain't got no clue why she is a Saints fan..

I’m curious now though. Was Eddie a Saints fan? Who is she married to now…?

by Hollywoo! on Oct 17, 2009 2:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I tweeted her

and invited her to follow @CSCtweet and visit the site. Hopefully, she reads it and can come on an explain how she became a fan.

From what I could gather, she said Romo should quit blaming Jessica Simpson for his sucky play.

by WhoDat_OH on Oct 17, 2009 5:26 AM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

VB

I understaand she has connection/lived in Bossier City/Shreveport and meet Eddie there…

by Cajun-in-VA on Oct 17, 2009 6:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hazy on the details but I've heard this story before

Something to the effect of her dad was in the oil business and her parents moved to Shreveport when she was a teenager (from Maryland, maybe?) I’m not sure whether or not she ever lived in Louisiana herself, because that couldn’t have been long before One Day At A Time started. Anyway, I’m pretty sure it was at a show in Shreveport where she met Eddie Van Halen. Again, I’m not 100% sure of this, but I think her dad was/is a Louisiana native, which probably explains the Saints thing if he was a die hard.

Oh, and if the lovely Ms. Bertinelli does happen to tweet her way on over here, I’d like to be the first to say “Hi there. Damn you’re still smokin’ hot. And congrats on the much-publicized weight loss, but as far as I’m concerned, you were still smokin’ hot pre-Jenny. In fact, I’m pretty sure you are one of only a handful of ladies on the planet who are simply incapable of not being smokin’ hot. Ever. Under any circumstances. Call me. And please relate my condolences to Wolfgang for the Saints’ release of Kevin Houser.”

by Grandmaster Wang on Oct 17, 2009 6:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe

she was born in Delaware and is currently married.

by WhoDat_OH on Oct 17, 2009 6:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

irrelevant?!?!?

Dude, I don’t know what you are talking about, the difference between MD and DE is HUGE!!! hahahhaha

Bringing families together through incorrect grammar and incoherent thoughts, don't mention it. It's what I do.

by asaint on Oct 17, 2009 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was funny

romo sucks, im a saints fan too!

by DrewBreesManCrush on Oct 17, 2009 9:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

“Urine Trouble”?

Super Bowl 44: "If you play in this league and it's not your goal, there's something wrong with you." -- Marques Colston

by MtnExile on Oct 17, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's related to me

so don’t say anything too bad.

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by Saintsational on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA!

"Brees will kill you, but he lets you decide how fast he tightens the garrote." -Chris Brown

by FuSoYa on Oct 17, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what if monkey POOP battle and URINE trouble ever got into a scrap?

that would be really MESSY and I would not want to be responsible for cleaning it up…

"In the end, the bread was in the pudding." -- Bobby McCray

by HansDat on Oct 17, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

While I initially took it to be a “you’re in trouble” pun, I can fully understand how a relative of Dave’s might develop a socially taboo fetish.

"Paralyze resistance with persistence" -Woody Hayes

by coldpizza on Oct 17, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's in a name?

One of my fantasy football teams is named “Off Constantly”. Can anyone guess what they have to do to win the league?

by Urine Trouble on Oct 18, 2009 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh, beat Off Constantly?

"Brees will kill you, but he lets you decide how fast he tightens the garrote." -Chris Brown

by FuSoYa on Oct 18, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Her Twitter user name is Wolfiesmom

I discovered her being a Saints fan after the Jets game. I noticed on the Twtter home page that #Saints was a hot topic so I clicked on it to see what they were saying. Scrolling down I saw this..

4-0 baby! Keep it going Saints!!

From Wolfiesmom!!!

I remember her telling Arsenio Hall that Eddie played guitar in his sleep…lol

Before you pick your Super Bowl winner ask yourself this: Can you name an offense that can keep pace with the Saints?- Jerome Bettis

by Dan39465 on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You may also recall that Valerie was a guest on the 9/17/76 episode of the Dinah Shore show, along with Charlton Heston, who portrayed Saints QB Cat Catlan in “Number One”. I’m guessing that they spoke extensively of this film on the set, and her love for the Black & Gold has grown exponentially ever since.

"Paralyze resistance with persistence" -Woody Hayes

by coldpizza on Oct 17, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow !!

I would hate to play Trivial Pursuit with you. You’d kick my ass! LOL

by WhoDat_OH on Oct 17, 2009 3:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if she ever banged Schneider, the super from across the way. He was always a rather dashing fellow, with that whole Clark Gable mustache thing he had going on. Oh, and the wallet chain. That’s class. You also have to admire any guy who has the cojones to casually let himself into a single woman’s apartment. Cecil Collins excluded, of course.

"Paralyze resistance with persistence" -Woody Hayes

by coldpizza on Oct 17, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"dashing?"

pizza I always suspected you were a woman!!

Don't worry I got your back cuz...

by TAYDIGGA on Oct 17, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

outted. =(

"Paralyze resistance with persistence" -Woody Hayes

by coldpizza on Oct 18, 2009 6:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who really cares...

why she is a Saints fan… all I now know is that the girl I had in the shower many times when I was a teenager is rooting for the Black & Gold…rawr!!!

by benm316 on Oct 17, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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