Drew Brees = SuperHuman Friggin ManBeast

by Super Dud on Oct 23, 2009 9:59 AM CDT

Tom Benson, if you ever let Drew get away from New Orleans....me, Elvis, Black Moses, and Whistlehead are coming for you. We will track you down, and you will pay. Did you hear me? YOU WILL PAY I SAY!

No but seriously, Drew Brees is the shizznitt. God must have been smiling on us the day we signed him.

Here is a video just to prove his awesomeness. It's is a little lengthy, but well worth the time.

Brees Sports Science

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Which does Drew most closely resemble?

a. super human friggin manbeast

58 votes

b. bionic armed friggin passing machine

98 votes

156 votes | Poll has closed

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somebody rec this mofo

everybody’s got to see this video

Dud has spoken.

by Super Dud on Oct 23, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions

i liked it!

I am a jack of all, and master of none

by doublewide on Oct 23, 2009 4:39 PM CDT reply actions

That video never gets old

and it brings a tear to my eye.

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by Dave Cariello on Oct 23, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions

I know why Drew Brees has superhuman powers

His birth mark on right cheek next to his eye.

I’m convinced it is Harry Potter bullshit that manifests itself in a mark of a being that tried to kill him as a toddler, but do to luck, magical powers, or protection from other supernatural beings, he survived. What did he do with his superhuman powers? No, he didn’t fight crime, rid the world of cajun voodoo and superstitions, travel to Hogwarts, or master Quidditch. He plays America grid iron football. Has anyone else noticed how it changes pigments, dark to light, and shape, small to big. I haven’t figured out that exact correlation but I’m sure it has to do with his superpower level at the moment. Just look at it the next time he throws 6 TDs then compare it to a weak day when he doesn’t play as well.

Staring down Mark Sanchez. Just look into the those brown beauties.

by DolfinPhan on Oct 23, 2009 5:26 PM CDT reply actions

noted! haha

just like when my wife pointed out that tom cruise has an upper tooth right smack in the middle of his upper jaw… where there should be the crease between the front 2?

yea!…. there is only one,…. since then i can’t stop laughing when i see him..

laughin at breezus will only get a football thrown directly at my head and probably knock me dead

I am a jack of all, and master of none

by doublewide on Oct 23, 2009 5:39 PM CDT reply actions

That video

is absolutely amazing. It’s almost so amazing it’s hard to believe it is really real.

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." --Mike Tyson

by vicvega26 on Oct 23, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions

Video

The man’s not human…. I’m glad he’s on our team…. Can you say “Fleur de Brees”.

by CaddoCoonass on Oct 24, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions

just think how pissed the fins / fin fans are since they passed over him twice!

I am a jack of all, and master of none

by doublewide on Oct 24, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions

A gimmick play is based purely on the element of surprise. It has virtually no chance of being run successfully multiple times in a row, as it’s easily defendable, provided the defense knows it’s coming. An innovative scheme is something with dozens, sometimes hundreds, of variations. It has the potential to be run successfully repeatedly, even if the defense knows to expect it and is well-prepared for it. The Wildcat falls squarely into the latter category.

"Paralyze resistance with persistence" -Woody Hayes

by coldpizza on Oct 25, 2009 1:49 AM CDT reply actions