what would u do if a girl was over your house and went #2 in your in your bathroom and left a couple floaters???....lol i need help quick!!!...lol i think i'll just flush it and use it as ammo the next time we get to cracking jokes on each other lol
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Not cool because....
he is talking about a girl pooping on a public forum
or
the fact she left floaters?
Bringing families together through incorrect grammar and incoherent thoughts, don't mention it. It's what I do.
Well
@ least he didn’t go as far as putting a twitpic up or giving out the girls name. LOL. It was probably one of those “woooooowwww I can’t believe she did that” moments and he was dying to tell someone but no one was around. LOL. I thought it was funny though.
Get ready to FEEL DAT BREES!!!
by born in areacode 318 on Nov 12, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
hahaha.... no seriously
what would you do? hahaha
i’d take a pic and send her a text…“you left this behind”
Something tells me...
A couple fellas named “The Shockmeister” and “Puntmaster Flex” will have something to say about this…tomorrow morning after my flight.
Sorry, Dave, no matter how awesomely you might try to set me up right now, I have to get some sleep before my flight home.
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by hakimdropstheball on Nov 12, 2009 12:37 AM CST reply actions
haha
it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
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by Dave Cariello on Nov 12, 2009 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
Is that really you hakimdropstheball?
I love your blog.
Malcom must have deleted that tweet because I follow him and I didn’t see it. But that girl should be ashamed of herself! Or Malcom needs new plumbing.
This guy wins
hahaha…. no seriously
what would you do? hahaha
i’d take a pic and send her a text…"you left this behind"
by nanvinnie
“what would u do if a girl was over your house and went #2 in your bathroom and left a couple floaters???”
Eat one, save one for later.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
depends
If it were plain or with peanuts.
A SAINT in Panther country
by carolinasaintsfan on Nov 12, 2009 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
I’m not sure age has anything to do with it. I’m 42 and still manage to grunt out two or three a day.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
Good for you...
But I am sure you dont go bragging about it on Twitter…. And I am younger than you…
Ubi maior minor cessat
I don’t have a Twitter account, but I do brag about my dumps, my dumps, my funky-skunky dumps on Facebook sometimes.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
obviously
this is his way of trying to be such a jerk he dosent have to break up with this girl himself.
It is better to fail historical, than the live in mediocrity- Unknown
at least this was
a twitter post and not something for youtube
Being a Saints fan will take years off your life
Three letters Malcolm: TMI. That is all
"All kind of knowledge, eventually becomes self knowledge" - Bruce Lee
by SBookerSaintsFan on Nov 12, 2009 2:02 PM CST reply actions
wow
lol. I don’t think I want to know that much but he poses a serious question. Wtf do you do there? He didn’t say any names so unless you’re the girl and maybe a few of her friends, no one’s going to know really. well, maybe his friends if he talked about it before. idk
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Clearly the first step
is announce this situation on a public forum.
What you have to do is to turn his little body over so that when he does get it, he lands on his head and he doesn’t come back in for a while." -- Gregg Williams on Steve Smith.
LOL and Kudos!
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
by Just 'Nother Day on Nov 14, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I know he had to ask
Reggie Bush what he does in that situation right? Ugghhh nasty dawg, nasty!
I did find video of what that poor girl must have gone through…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aikg6OP3jwU
Malcom should just be proud
he found a girl who can hit the target! Then, rub her nose in it and hit her with a rolled up newspaper!
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
by Just 'Nother Day on Nov 14, 2009 9:19 PM CST reply actions






















