Da Gris Gris Man's Spell on Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Spell on the Tampa Bay Buc’s
Oh great Voodoo spirit Papa Legbo,
For dis week’s opponents I need you for sho ,
We go to do battle with pirates and buccaneers,
Like some of you was in your living young years,
So I call on the spirit of da brothers Lafitte,
Give us your power against dis team we will meet,
Wave your hands over pot as my spell I do brew,
Dis spell I do cast with da power from you,
Into my pot I throw white sand from their beaches,
I mix it with jellyfish and blood from some leeches,
Add in some socks I took off Leftwich’s flat feet,
I put in some lips of a mute so dey can't speak,
Added some hair from the Williams’ big head,
Stirred in some blood from eels dats was dead,
Throw in some eyes from a mole that can’t see,
So their returners will be blind and just take a knee,
I found some old teeth I pulled out of a snake,
They go in my pot so no TD will dey make,
I cooked up this brew till the owls went to sleep,
Den bottled it up and into their stadium I creeped,
I poured it on dare lockers and into dare big shoes,
I poured it on da field so for sure dey will lose,
Dis spell is not evil but powerful it be,
Let all of my followers believe and you'll see,
Believe in da Voodoo and the Buccaneers’ will succumb,
Wit dis spell now come Sunday our Saints will done won!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Witch Doctor King
WHO DAT DREW DAT TRUE DAT !
This FanPost was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.
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AWESOME!!!
Geaux Saints! GGM, YOU ROCK!
"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
Thank you sir... and all remember....
The players help out a lot, coaches too yeah…. I can’t do it all by myself!
But thank your for your props, glad you enjoyed it and let’s hope the spirits don’t let us down! Da zombie girlz all worked on it too… now where’s my dinner… I got to go
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 1:29 AM CST up reply actions
Are the Zombie girls hot?
"The key to them winning is to limit their quarterback to under 20 throws a game." -Cris Carter
ZOMBIE GIRLS HOT?
Well let me tell ya this… since they are all kinda dead… they are a little cold to the touch (which is nice on a hot New Orleans Summer night) but they are all HOT as an August night in the Crescent City for sure… the GGM does not hire em for their smarts…lol just looks and their dedication to Voodoo and the Saints!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
Well done, well done!!!
"I think we agree, the past is over" - George W Bush
"The gretest enemy of knowlege is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge" Stephen Hawking
Philinwood
Hello my Saints Bro, thanks for the kind words and I hope you guys enjoy my Fan Fun! As I said below, my spells are Fan based and not meant to be disrespectful or hurtful, just a simple lil Voodoo spell to help our guys go to the Super Bowl! If my spells offend anyone… well they are taking themselves and me way too seriously I would say…. opposing teams usually find the humor and I have made many fans amongst our adversaries over the years, I hope I will enjoy the same support here and hope you will find some laughs in my postings… it’s all good in the GGM’s hood!
GGM
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
GGM
I spit on yer spell, I do, this team she be cursed a long time ago, we made the captain and his crew walk the plank, and the ship she be a sinking ever since, and so from hell’s heart I stab at thee, I put a curse upon ye and yer team, yer undefeated streak she be a goin down this week like a lead balloon she will.
by bucfanlostiniowa on Nov 19, 2009 8:13 AM CST reply actions
I aint skeered
The GGM does not perform any of his duties in a mean spirited way, I thank you for your post and wish you and your team well, except when they play my Saints! It is all in the vein of being a fan and not a hater and having some fun! You let your character be your guide in how your handle yourself and I will do the same. I’m gonna have some fun here and hope you do the same.
GGM
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
I forgot to say arrrr like a good pirate should
by bucfanlostiniowa on Nov 19, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
buc... do not read da spell!
ya mean arrrrrrrggghhh matey or sumpin like dat… we got more pirates in Louisiana, dead and alive, then the buc’s got in da stadium….this aint no mardi gras costume kinda pirates we got…. Jean and da boyze were da real thing…. and he done put his cold pirate hand on this spell…. kinda like the gris reaper….lol
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
Good stuff
Pretty good stuff. Not in GGM’s league but hey ya got ta start somewhere. LOL Hope for good clean game. No injurys. GEAUX SAINTS
nj....my man
Hey bro, glad to see you here! Thanks for coming over and tell all the guys left back at XOF the GGM said hello….. how did ya like this weeks spell? The VGG and all the zombie girlz are already hard at work on the Patriots spell, it needs to be a GOOOOOOOD ONE! But let’s stay focused on this one and this weeks game…. one game at a time and remember, our goal is not related to an undefeated season, that would be cool, but the real goal is for our Saints to go to the Super Bowl finally and at last!
GEAUX SAINTS!
WHO DAT DREW DAT TRUE DAT !
GGM
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
Welcome to CSC!!!
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by Dave Cariello on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Gotta watch man!
Indycoltsfan420 is a hacker!! Look out
by SaintJenkins on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Saintsational
Thanks my old friend, good to be here and I look forward to having a blast and going to the Super Bowl….
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
Gris Gris on da otha team
Awesome spell GGM, Hey what’s the link for Vince Vance I lost it.
by SaintJenkins on Nov 19, 2009 11:22 AM CST reply actions
Gris Gris on the other team!
Link to a cool video by New Orleans own Vince Vance….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYk3tcHEP0Y
Enjoy and get pumped up with some good ol Nu Awlins Voodoo Gris Gris….
GGM, Voodoo MD
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
FANTASTIC!!!!!
I just posted it to my Facebook! Can’t wait to see some responses!
GEAUX SAINTS!!!!
by SAINTSfaninNC on Nov 20, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
FANTASTIC!!!!!
No kidding, I’m sure most of us have seen these guys, Vince Vance and the Valiants, perform if your as old as the GGM, this video is a ball! Also if you go to youtube you will find they have done a bunch of vid’s and there are some other real funny ones…anyhow everyone should watch it before each game, at least all the believers!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 21, 2009 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Vince Vance and the Valiants....
I will have to go find it bro… on it now and will get back to you with it asap!
Your bro,
GGM
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
This aint FOX!
You are a 2 bit hacker, and saintsational won’t put up with your B.S.!
by SaintJenkins on Nov 19, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Great herbal verbal concoction, GGM. I feel like I’m in the midsts of a Satanic Uncle Remus, fo shizzle.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
All in good fun cold...
Please everyone should realize that Voodoo is as big a part of New Orleans history as Mardi Gras, my degree from the Marie Laveau College of Voodoo and Witch Doctory enables me to cast these spells without malice or harm, please do not take them in any vein other than a different twist on Football Fan Fun! I mean no harm or disrespect and submit the following disclaimer:
VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose
of generation an “L” for the opposing team, including, but not limited to,
fumbles, penalties, incompletions, pick 6’s, missed fieldgoals,miss comm-
unications, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or
otherwise benign occurances.
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
DBMC
lol, that Surgeon General’s Warning thing a guy from New York Giants wrote that for me after that game we had against them, once he came down from the ceiling….lol
Or was it St Drew? hell I dunno but it is funny and somebody made that up for me… I get a kick out of it too…
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
Hell yes!!
Dats what I’m talk’n about! Da Bucs is done! Don’t know why they even show up!! Good stuff GGM. GEAUX SAINTS !
Hell Yess!!!
Da GGM is back on the J O B ! Fighting off those negative waves and pulsing cool with Donald Sutherland in Kelly’s Hero’s…. stop with the negative vibes man! I love that line….
NE how stmiss… we are back at work and hope the little shakeup doesn’t effect this weeks spell.
I’m hoping the negative stuff back at XOF the last 3 or 4 weeks could have been what was weakening my spells…. too much neg nrg, now I’m feeling good, looking good, I don’t look a day over 125 or 130….and we have a bunch more new NRG to trow in da pot! Glad I made the move this week and not next against the Pats….if there is a hiccup we’ll still be ok.
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Dats some funny voodoo doodoo!
The only thing worse than losing is not winning.
by Tigernut on Nov 19, 2009 6:07 PM CST reply actions
Tigernut
Now that’s the reaction da GGM’s looking for, TYVM
Don’t mistake funny for play though, it’s like the difference in C-4 and Play Dough, kinda look and feel alike…but dey aint! BOOM!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
or the diff between CB-4 and Run DMC
"In the end, the bread was in the pudding." -- Bobby McCray
Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.
Another Great Cast
I hope Legbo is giving you Extra Powers for all the good you’re doing in his name…
Papa Legbo
Yeah he is, you saw he gave me that raise from Voodoo MD to Voodoo Surgeon General huh?
Rita still won’t put me on da damm payroll though…. I wonder if I got an good spell for that….must not or I would used it by now…
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
So whats the plan?
So how this gonna work GGM, are you gonna post a separate blog for each week/game? Or do you just want to make a main page and we’ll leave it at that, and we can all post there? Just wonderin.
As usual you haven’t let us down with the VooDooVex. Another good one, but I do sense you left out a little strength in this one…perhaps you’re saving something for when it’s truly needed….just say’n!
OK, a plan....
Here’s what I see and if any of you regulars have a better idea, I’m a voodoo doctor not a CEO…
I’m feeling like I posted about 3 things today… and it’s alot of jumping around. I want to respond to everyone cause that is what’s fun, anyhow here’s how I’m leaning….Do one major post each week, the Thursday spell, why can’t that be where we hang… hell it’s seems natural and that way I don’t have to repost the spell each day like before. here it stays up all week on top and we just add our posts till the next spell. That give us a couple days posting with the spell before the game, a couple days to talk about what did happen after the game….
Then any of us can start another thread with something big or whatever, questions, polls, I dont know but one spell page and that could be the hangout so to speak….and just take it from there and see where it goes! The other site I am posting stuff on is nice but it’s not fan visit hangout, talk back and forth kinda friendly…or at least I haven’t found that part of it…some reason this site, even with_________ seems to be very fan friendly, has all the other teams to visit if any of the Giants, Fins, Jet’s, Niners, Cowboys, we got tons of Cowboy buds, they are all experiencing the same troubles… anyhow they don’t have to leave to come by and check their site out and ours….some I’m sure already do post both places, some I know do, that’s how I heard of this place, St Jenkins got his finger on da pulse baby!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
So how's that sound?
Maybe I could do a blog, and have that be the topic, certainly we have some new friends, don’t want to not have a wide open door for more Saints Fans, or even the weeks opposing teams, could do one of their polls with whatever other ideas anyone can come up with…
SUGGESTIONS ANYONE? ANYONE AT ALL, ALMOST!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Love it
We need a VooDoo Priestess, whacha think?
by SaintJenkins on Nov 19, 2009 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
love it
my man…I’ll bet we can’t keep her away….lol… she’s on assignment right now, I’m sure she will be here when her responsibilities are over. Man I have a sure fire winner coming up…. even the GGM is scared of this one…
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 19, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
StD.....................................
Welcome my man…very glad to see you here….you don’t even need to think about trolls again…not happinin here….if ya still got a pro at XOF tell FFF and jintz4 and some of them to come check out their teams pages and get an account and stop by and visit us here… they have great team pages for each team…..
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 21, 2009 12:27 AM CST up reply actions
Sounds good to me.
Any idea if there’s an area on here that updates Saints news?
You got me nervous bout that NE spell now GGM.
Kindda feelin like that Predator moment:
Poncho: Whats the matter with you Billy, theres somethin you not tellin us?
Billy: I’m scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshit. You ain’t afraid of no man.
Billy: There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die. I think it may be a spell from a Saints fan named Gris Gris Man. He’s some sorta Voodoo witchdoctor I met back in New Orleans in the mid 70’s. We tripped on peyote for 3 days straight and when it was over I knew that man had my soul hangin from a bottle around his neck. I ain’t never been the same man since. Did I mention the Saints will win the Superbowl in 2009, oh and we’re all gonna die?
Thats the way I remember it anyway, give or take a few lines. Ah stupid movie references, sorry.
correction
I think it was:
…had my soul in a bottle…….hangin from around his neck.
I appologize for the confusion.
by njsaintsfan on Nov 20, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
lolOLOLOL
I feel at home now… all my nutty buddys….CAN I GET A WHO DAT!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 21, 2009 12:24 AM CST up reply actions
All Saints news, links, updates, pictures and videos
get posted in the FanShot section. If its Saints related, it WILL be there. And if it’s not, then YOU should put it there.
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by Dave Cariello on Nov 22, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
moderator
So the moderator here keeps these fools from fouling it all up???
I saw the boy had an entry somewhere?
anyway, prediction: Saints 38 Bucs 23
moderator
Well it seems so, at least so far! Saintsational is the Boss on this Highway, my understanding is that each team site like the Canal Street Chronicles has a mod assigned, he is NOT just some underpaid or disinterested NUG like other places, here he is a sports writer, Saints fan and Sheriff, each page has a similar “BOSS”. You can find the trail of the first ‘event’ with the troll from over there under one of my strings…they got on it swiftly and surely and did not leave any doubt that the kind of stuff that was going on over there would not be tolerated here…. he got warned twice and whereas he might come back he won’t be talking about Katrina didn’t kill enough of us our about our mothers morality etc…………………………………..he was told he is welcome to come talk football if it contributes, anti Saints postings will not be looked upon favorably and Saintsational told him he was aware of the situation at XOF and it would not be carried onto this site….BOOM! he hasn’t been back since then, but can if he keeps it real!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 21, 2009 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
DAMMMMMMM
sorry, was on phone, still on phone just looked over at the screen….Man I have been asking about ya and glad ya here!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 21, 2009 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
ezzzzzzzzzzzz
check this place out and tell me what ya think? Lots of real football talk and insights here…this pages Mod is a real sports writer and as you can see gets sit downs with the team…you will enjoy the real football stuff… me I’m gonna leave those stats to you and I’ll keep on top of the spells…lol
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
I don't get sit downs with the team
Wish I did.
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by Dave Cariello on Nov 22, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
You just aren't
You will… You will….
I know these things…
Listened to your post game radio blog. Gave me some really great insights into the game.
Thanks!
Ahhh 10-0 It feels soooooooooooooo good.
by VoodooGrisGris on Nov 22, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
no sit downs with the Saints?
My bad but….the GGM will take care of that….I’ll drop a lil spell on Ms Rita and we’ll get Saintsational in the Suite for a lil game time face to face time….
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 24, 2009 8:16 AM CST up reply actions
SB
Yeah, I used to post on here before I started on Fox-I’d followed the postings but only went there when I checked my email on Hotmail. Anyway, some panty-waste there is reporting comments to make some point.
He’ll pass and I’ll keep tabs over there…you going to BWW this Sunday?
BWW
Hell yes, let’s do it….give JAKELEG3 a nudge over on the other site and see if he wants to meet us…WHO DAT DREW DAT TRUE DAT !
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Nov 21, 2009 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
EZR
I look forward to you being over here, us new guys here ate CSC need to show that some of us….not I….. talk stats and facts whereas I talk wack and smack and Voodoo crap,lol!
We have a discussion on creating a ‘hangout’ for the week for our lil group so we don’t bug the old hats from here… I am sure we will take some getting used to but they need to know we are a respectful bunch and are not trying to shake up their site or negatively impact it whatsoever… we are like refugees looking for a place to find some sanctuary…lol, for real.
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
Da GGM Spell against the Bucs
I am Chanting… The Spell…
Geaux Saints!
Time to change into my game day Morgus the Magnificent brew making outfit. Good thing I am not vain.
by VoodooGrisGris on Nov 22, 2009 10:10 AM CST reply actions
Hello my friend
So glad to see you here…sorry I lead you to the Fox thing…it was good there before the trolls started to show up…well no matter we are here now…we all good peeps here..on that other site…well we just don’t roll that way…we got class..good to see you here….still working out the kinks to get us all together…10 – 0 can you believe it?? I can I also can believe SB time
GGM IS STILL OUR HERO
GGM, the candles are lit, the ancestors are called so let the spell begin!!Thanks be to U for another great spell. GO SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fly-by-night
GGM
Another Spell that did its work… The GGM must be out celebrating with the Zombie Girlz….
Can’t wait to see what he comes up with for the Patriots Game. He probably went into immediate seclusion to start working on it…
Nahhhh….
He is out celebrating I am sure…. at least that would be my guess.
Ahhh 10-0 It feels soooooooooooooo good.
Yo GGM ,conjure up the Ghost of "Mogus the Magnificent"
and the Pats will surely be Scaaa-red!!!
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever will.-Jim Mora Sr.
Thats MORGUS THE MAGNIFICENT, my bad
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever will.-Jim Mora Sr.

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