Saints sign new WR to team

by Monkey Poop Battle on Nov 20, 2009 1:04 PM CST Comment 19 comments

Despite an abundance of injuries on the defensive side of the field, coach Sean Payton and GM Mickey Loomis have decided to sign a new wide receiver to the New Orleans Saints.

The Saints held a quick tryout for the recently signed and previously undrafted WR out of Columbia University. Drew Brees ran some patterns with the new addition to our squad and was pleased with the results.

"He really surprised us with his ability to execute the slant," Brees noted to blogger Saintsational Dave. "Every time we ran it, the slant always seemed to go just his way."

In order to make room for the new addition, the Saints decided to waive RB Reggie Bush.

"Bush just never seemed to get things done during his tenure here," Coach Payton noted. "After a number of years, we elected to go in a different direction by replacing Bush with someone new, even if he is somewhat inexperienced. We think he brings a sense of hope and change to the team."

The new WR decided to take the previously unclaimed #1 jersey. As per his request, however, the Saints are looking to replace the numeral on his jersey with the words actually written out instead as "The One."

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Funny!

I am ducking the inevitable heated political argument and/or heated Reggie Bush argument about to take place in 5…4…3…2…

by GlackAndBold on Nov 20, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hahahaha.

by Just Some Guy on Nov 20, 2009 1:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I gotta say, I’m glad we got out from under Bush finally. I think we held on to his promise far too long, and what he cost this organization, not just in money, but in unnecessary negative attention, in boneheaded decisions(on the field), and in pointless conflicts(with Eagles, Jets, and Ravens personnel, and the Kardashians), the team will likely never recover. Of course, I doubt this new player will ever be able to deliver on any of his promise, either. With him, it’s all “teamwork”, and “sacrifice for the greater good”(with regard to individual stats versus unit production), but from where I’m sitting, it looks a lot like the same old shizz, just a different jersey. Kudos to the front office, for at least trying to take a positive step, though. I for one would love to see us stop dumping all these resources into offense, and start considering a more balanced distribution of funds.

"I don’t know if there’s a good time to play the New Orleans Saints this year to be quite honest with you."-Steve Spagnuolo

by FuSoYa on Nov 20, 2009 1:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

hehe

"They're ready to be like 'Same Old Saints'" - Roman Harper, on each of the New Orleans Saints vanquished foes of 2009

by Hollywoo! on Nov 20, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Pretty good!

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by Saintsational on Nov 20, 2009 2:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I’ll admit Bush came up short quite often, but is this really the type of change we were looking for? Still, you have to admire that world class speed. Kenya believe this guy is an Ivy League product? At first, I thought they we’re going to sign Korey Stringer. Glad we won’t have to sweat that one out. Some type of injured reserve reform appears imminent … maybe this will resurrect Simoneau and Arnoux’s lost seasons(?) Hey, whatever works. All I know is, I’ll be wearing my # One jersey this Sunday and waving my throwback Oronde Gadsden flag. Don’t tread on us, Bucs. Don’t tread on us.

"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper

by coldpizza on Nov 20, 2009 2:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

kenya believe

dude, you are officially too much. if that was originally your idea…I don’t know…….coldpizza is my hero. And..I said it….what?!?!

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by asaint on Nov 20, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Cool

A Mckenzie sighting!

A SAINT in Panther country

by carolinasaintsfan on Nov 20, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Really?

None of you got that he was talking about G.W. Bush? and replacing him with Obama was the way to go? Throw in a little analogy for video and it all ties in together Geaux Saints!!!

by Lil_joe692 on Nov 20, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You mis-understand

Everything will be better with this new guy
We dont have to worry about ever going over the salary cap
He will re-distribute the payroll to the fans who really need it
God forbid they are asked to support their favorite team with out proper football apparel
And no more luxery suites thats just aint right that corp.get all the good seats no matter how much they pay for them.
And he believes the defense is discriminated against they never get to have the ball so from now on,When a team gets to the 50 yard lines it has to let the defense get the ball for a few plays
And that elitest guy everyone calls the quarterback he just going to have to give up some of them pads,He’s just to well protected
And who is this coach guy were does he get off telling the working players what to do we going to have to sit down drink a beer and see if we can straighten this out

by simone219 on Nov 20, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I've always believed

The leader of any large and powerful organization should be a guy I’d want to drink with, first and foremost. Best-case, it’d be a recovering alcoholic I want to have a beer with.

"I don’t know if there’s a good time to play the New Orleans Saints this year to be quite honest with you."-Steve Spagnuolo

by FuSoYa on Nov 20, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

But it's not communism . . . WE SWEAR

"The key to them winning is to limit their quarterback to under 20 throws a game." -Cris Carter

by Hooahsaint on Nov 21, 2009 12:24 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

ok

Now can we talk about the game?

by Saintsfan4life on Nov 20, 2009 7:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

well

The story was funny…but…those guys looked a little short and I wonder if they can get out of class to come to practice once in awhile and what about homework on a Monday night game? I’m not sure this is gonna work out better than Reggie at all….

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by Gris Gris Man on Nov 21, 2009 1:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I expected to see a chop block from Rush Limbaugh at any time!

Too bad they didn’t get “Pom-pom Pelosi” in the shot.

Good going, MPB. You got a rec on this one.

Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!

by Just 'Nother Day on Nov 22, 2009 1:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

I hesitate to add this, but

I read the post and the subsequent stream inputs before I viewed the video. I actually thought the deal was going down and was trying to figure out who-the-hell the WR was. Then I started comparing post dates on this and the “Bush not going to Tampa” article. Did not compute. Only THEN did I watch the video. Boy, was my face red.

Your first post and you got me, you prick! LOL Kudos! I haven’t been “snipe” hunting in a long time. :-)

Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!

by Just 'Nother Day on Nov 22, 2009 2:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

hehehe

Loved it.

But I fear the new WR will be too transparent and the other team will ….

oh nevermind that will never happen…

High Voodoo Gris Gris Priestess with lots of feathers and stuff.

by VoodooGrisGris on Nov 22, 2009 6:03 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

very clever

He only runs to the left, so Colston will have to line up right.

And even when he drops every pass and gets multiple penalties the state controlled media will report it as “New WR Shows Promise in Getting His Hands on the Ball” and " New Receiver Breaks ALL the Rules as A Great WR."

by StDrew on Nov 22, 2009 8:28 AM CST reply actions 0 recs