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Dallas Cowboys - South America's Team.  Ole'!

 

As Senior Romo and his band of down and out compadres view their 8mm game tapes on a hanging bed sheet in the local cantina, this conversation was recorded on a reel-to-reel recorder:



“Hey, Senior quatroback, how do you theenk the footsball game will go against the Sans?”

 “I donno, amigo.  I theenk we will be in mucho trouble right fron the keekoff.”

 “So, jyu are saying we maybe gonna lose the footsball game?  That will make Patron Jones mucho angry, don’t you theenk?”

 “Oh, I not so much worry about Patron Jones.  He have mucho dinero to make heem happy all the tine.  Maybe he not even watch the game.”

 “Not watch the game?  Maybe he just seet in hees new house and drink mucho cervesa and watch Seniora Oprah on dee mucho grande televeesion weeth many muchachos?”

“Si.  He say it is only game plan what would be good.  Anyting else would be problema grande!”

 “Ai yai yai!  Did he say sonthing else?”

 “Si.  He smile very funny and he say, “Who Dat!” “

 “Oh, no.  I don theenk I like footsball so much no more.  Where dee tequila?”

 

 

 

This FanPost was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.

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