All is Quiet in the CSC Ward
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 22, 2009 7:30 PM CST
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PrintLiving in this time zone makes reading Canal Street Chronicles lots of fun. There are hours when Okinawa and New Orleans are awake at the same time but when it’s 6PM here and 3AM in NOLA, CSC gets very interesting. I feel like a nurse making the rounds in a generally quiet hospital ward, especially since the cowboys game:
Nurses log: 0300, Dec 22, 2009
Note: Most patients are asleep but occasionally wake up asking me, “Is it true?” I administer another pill and they slip back into oblivion. PTSNFS (Post Traumatic Saturday Night Football Syndrome) is worse than I thought.
Patient: saintsational - has gotten the extra privacy curtain he requested. I think he bribed the attendant with a “Perfect Storm” T-shirt, whatever that is. I’ll talk to my supervisor.
Patient: cold pizza - has finally agreed to remove his reference library which was blocking the aisle. For some reason, every time I ask him how he’s feeling he begins his answer with, “Actually . .” I’ll have the shrink schedule an appointment.
Patient: saint-sly - is constantly tossing and turning and muttering “Who Dat” as if there is someone standing next to his bed. His poetry seems to be having a calming effect on him, however.
Patient: MtnExile - is doing better on his diet of crawfish and Dixie Beer. The nutritionist is keeping notes.
Patient: no fear - is showing signs of somefear since Saturday night. Extra sedatives have been prescribed. He takes them eagerly.
Patient: SAINT SfaninNC - has overcome his “there’s no place like home” nightmares and has stopped wearing those dreadful sparkly red shoes. He has grown to like his Who Dat slippers.
Patient: metryman - continues to work on his issues with someone named Les Miles. As with nofear, he takes the extra sedatives eagerly.
Patient: Hollywoo! - has finally agreed to take off his alien costume before going to bed. I requested he put his helmet back on.
Patient: mississippisaintsfan - has come to the realization that there are bulldogs that live in Louisiana, and it’s ok. Shrink sessions seem to be working.
Patient: Just ‘Nother Day - is sleeping on his back. His bed looks like a tent. Will administer additional sedatives to the other patients then go check on him. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Note: 0315, December 22, 2009. Have moved JND to a private room.
Yep, there’s a lot going on while you sleep!
(By the way, Nurse Who Dat will be visiting all the other CSC patients in the psych ward tomorrow night.)
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Nurse Who Dat will visit you soon.
I wanted to include everybody in the CSC Ward but found myself running out of BS to type!
(Here come the replies!)
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 22, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
No way!!!
It’s not possible to run out of BS, just go to any other team website and pick up a never-ending supply…
"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
JND, you are a crazy man
Love your sense of humor. Yes I am concerned after digesting the Dallas game. I hated losing that one but I have not give up hope. The only yhing wrong is…..Hope don’t win ball games or championships.
Had last saturday been a championship playoff and we had HFA…………It did not work.
If and when all the MASH UNIT gets back, it will have to get better and I might feel better but right now I want them to defeat Tampa and Carolina into submission and show us they are worthy of the number one seed in the NFL. 13-1 is great but 15-1 is better.
#1 ~ Boom!
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 22, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as a fleur de lis...
And that after making love, he yells “Who Dat!”. All we know is, he’s The Stig’s Cajun Cousin! (Camera pans over to a picture of Hollywoo!)
"They're ready to be like 'Same Old Saints'" - Roman Harper, on each of the New Orleans Saints vanquished foes of 2009
It beats yelling, "How much is Dat?"
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 22, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
The lady said, "Who you gonna' please wit Dat?"
Reply, “Me. Dat’s Who!”
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 23, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Is Dat all you got?
Where you goin’ with Dat?
Dat you, Santa Claus?
"In the end, the bread was in the pudding." -- Bobby McCray
Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.
Funny stuff, by the way, JND
"They're ready to be like 'Same Old Saints'" - Roman Harper, on each of the New Orleans Saints vanquished foes of 2009
Psych ward. Tomorrow.
:-)
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 22, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, now. Calm down or Nurse Who Dat will visit you with the electrodes.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 23, 2009 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
Rock On JND...!
Great post! Laughed out loud! Thanks for what you do (USAF?) and Merry Christmas! Been to Okinawa a couple of times from the PI back a few years. Nice place, Okinawa, but there’s no place like home!
"How's your Mama and them?"
by whodatblackandgold on Dec 23, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions
U.S. Army (Retired).
You’re right, Okinawa is a very nice place but . . . they sell crawfish for about $4.00 each in pet stores!! Not even the Emperor can afford a damn crawfish boil.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 23, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
loved it!! Boom rec!
"I think we agree, the past is over" - George W Bush
"The greatest enemy of knowlege is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge" Stephen Hawking
Thanks for the mention.......
I read with anticipation and there I was….with my WHO DAT splippers!!!!! LOL
GEAUX SAINTS!!!!!!!!!
Another SAINTS fan in Panther country!
Wish I could have included EVERYBODY because everybody has their own style of input and it's all good!
After I posted it, I realized that some of my CSC buddies my be dissappointed that they didn’t receive “honorable mention.” Believe me, those of you I did not mention are either in the Psych Ward or the Prison Ward. I just gotta’ sort it out! :-)
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 23, 2009 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, yea. AKAY47 = prison ward.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 23, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
There is plenty of Season Left
For you to tend to the fallen… down drunk that is…
I plan on being one of them. Just glad I was flying during the TB Game. But I can tell you that when I turned my phone back on and saw a text that we lost I just about turned right back around to suffer through security to get a drink just to deal with the taxi ride home from JFK…
Okay… the drinks start again this weekend.
uN0-fishal Saints Brew Mistress - 12 N 0
Formerly the VGG until I got fired for being a Bad Girl.
by Saints BrewMistress on Dec 29, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, I was wondering where you were. Been kinda' dull without your input. Welcome back.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 29, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Is there a Budda Clause ?
You have a Merry Christmas as best you can over there with Budda Clause and I’ll be back at CSC in couple days. Time for me to spend a little time with the family. Saints will have to wait but will be ready for Sunday.
On my front porch, Buddha wears a Santa hat...
"In the end, the bread was in the pudding." -- Bobby McCray
Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.
Over here Budda Clause drives a rickshaw pulled by a water buffalo.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
if the saints lose on sunday
someone throw the sink out the window so i can escape like jack nicholson
I'm a store detective by day. In my free time? (See my web page: togaent.com)
Just a little shameless selfpromotion!
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 24, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
JND - I uploaded Buddha Claus as my new avatar for the next few holiday-days...
"In the end, the bread was in the pudding." -- Bobby McCray
Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.
may he bring the Saints total consciousness
..and for the Buccaneers, total unconsciousness after getting knocked around by our team!
"In the end, the bread was in the pudding." -- Bobby McCray
Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.
Hey, how'd you get a picture of me in my bathrobe??
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 24, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
you'd be surprised what enlightenment and a webcam will get you...
"In the end, the bread was in the pudding." -- Bobby McCray
Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.
Boy .......was I a good boy this year !!!!!!
I got a new robe too………………..Time for new Saints scenarios and stats. Damn, this week has gone by slow !!!!! Where is everybody?
Ha I got ya beat
I got a new laptop
It was time for one i got my other one in Iraq at a px in 2004
by mississippisaintsfan on Dec 25, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions
2004? Jeeeez, is it diesel operated????
I got a white Shockey jersey, a Saints banner, and 8 pounds of Community Coffee and Chicory!
Whooo hoooo!
I hope everybody had a very Merry Christmas and is preparing for an extremely Happy Superbowl-bound New Year!!!!!
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 25, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Shockey Jersey for me too.
I have Community coffee every morning to kick start the day. Maybe our boys could use a mug before each game ?? Pretty good starter motor except for the bowl movement required about 10 minutes after downing a mug. Timing is important !
10 minutes? You too, huh? Yea, good stuff!!!
I’ll be watching the next 3:00AM Saints games with eyes wide open.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 25, 2009 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
woohoo
i got a saints pullover hoodie, a saints throw(kinda like a blanket i guess), and a nice black leather computer chair that i can sit on and watch saints games that arent televised in the tampa area lol
"These two teams just should not play each other" ...John Madden during a 1991 Saints-Eagles game
OMG! It's starting to sound like Santa is a bona fide Who Dat!
I wonder if he has a reindeer named Deuce!?
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 26, 2009 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
lol
on breesus, on vilma, on thomas, on sharper
on hargrove, on smith on porter and harper….i wonder if drews birthmark lights up?
"These two teams just should not play each other" ...John Madden during a 1991 Saints-Eagles game
by saintsfan77 on Dec 26, 2009 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
Me Too!!!
Well not really, I didn’t get the white shockey jersey, I got the black Brees jersey from my pops. He lives in so cal and I live in nor cal so he was stuck with the choice of Brees or Bush, and since he is an LSU fan, he went with the lesser of two evils. Not that I am complaining. My wife asked me, don’t you already have a Saints jersey. Well I do, I have a Ricky Williams jersey, but I had to explain to my wife that he doesn’t play for the Saints any more and she was like, so?? And I didn’t have the time to explain to her about not wearing the jersey because he doesn’t play for the Saints anymore. Depending on how Mc Kenzie does, I might have the name changed on the back. I am not sure. My wife doesn’t get football but that isn’t her fault LOL.
JUST
Nother reason to hate the cowturds, going on 43+ years and feeling more justified dally.
OldFartFan
I copied and pasted his above post on "Blogging The Boys" and explained to them that I was "returning their dirty diaper."
This jerk is a 24 karat dip shit!
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 26, 2009 7:38 AM CST up reply actions
By the way, I followed up on him and he also posts this same kind of drivel on other blogs. Boring.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 26, 2009 7:40 AM CST up reply actions
lol
if the cowgirls miss the playoffs, we should hunt him down and taunt him, i bet his head would explode..hahaha
"These two teams just should not play each other" ...John Madden during a 1991 Saints-Eagles game
Oh, you can be SURE I'll be following up on that little cockroach!
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 26, 2009 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Yea, he prayed real hard for a special Christmas gift but, when he woke up, he was STILL a Cowboys fan! LOL
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 26, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, you're gonna' LOVE this!
I just went to the Cowboys blog to read the replies to my post; I had 5 replies, which I am unable to read.
I was greeted with a “WARNING” block which required me to click “OK” to acknowledge that I had been “warned” about re-posting other peoples comments. The other person, by the way, was the douchebag cowboy fan (see above). To continue posting on their toilet paper blog I would have to “re-qualify” by signing up again!
All of my comments were deleted from their blog! Yea, they had their feelings hurt that I exposed one of their members as a complete a-hole and they chose to bury the evidence. So much for the “honor” of our adversaries. They have none.
Cowardice, they name is Cowboy!
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 26, 2009 8:00 PM CST reply actions
LMAO...........JND
I went to look for it earlier today and saw that it was removed. Thats just funny as Hell !!!!
Wish I had thought of it. You go man. Thats the reason I dont mind firing them up every once and a while.
lol...we should all go to the cowgirls blog
and paste it over and over..lol …but then again they might retaliate, after all, they will need something to do while their team misses the playoffs and cleans out their lockers.
"These two teams just should not play each other" ...John Madden during a 1991 Saints-Eagles game
by saintsfan77 on Dec 26, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
so where is this supposed fan??
Where is this supposed fan of the cowboys to take the retaliation that is coming his way?? Do we need to remind him of what happened in Dallas in 06?? The fact that the classier coach knelt the ball down instead of driving up the score?? He wants to talk history, so why is he not here to hear that history lesson?? He is a troll that has no backbone to take the crap he dissed out when there are plenty of fans here ready to dish it to him. He wants to talk football, then let his cowardly ass come back to this site so we can talk some football. He wants to talk about how we got our asses handed to us?? Then lets talk about it like the gentlemen we are. I have no problem talking football in a clear and concise manner with this person. As educated people, I have the confidence in my ability to enunciate my opinions in a clear and concise manner, does he?? Let the coward come back and back up his brovado. Post that on the Cowboys message board!!!!!!!! The gauntlet has been thrown let’s see who picks it up………
I doubt that I would be able to get a "Hello, y'all" posted on their blog. That's cool. Don't want to waste my time.
Hope they enjoy watching us in the Superbowl from their tattered couches while dreaming of what might have been.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 27, 2009 4:35 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yea i noticed they deleted your post
Hahaha damn Dallas even their blog sucks I really hope we get them in the playoffs
by mississippisaintsfan on Dec 27, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I told them deleting your post wasnt right because we didnt delete their fans post
And i said it nice and I got banned lol
I just tried to go see if i had any answers and it said " you have been banned from this site"
Gentlemen they are not
I have not heard of any posts being banned because of what the poster says, except for the troll posts and others of the same ilk, but I wanted to engage this person in a meaningful conversation about football. I have not tried to post on the dallas site because I don’t know that the person in question is a member of that site and I would not want to impune on anyone’s feelings. We all know how sensitive those cowlick fans can be after all.
by Saintsfan75 on Dec 27, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Hey, Dallas and their fans are...
…IRRELEVANT.
The BEST thing that the Cowpatty fans have for this season (so far…) is beating the Saints.
Bravo.
Golf clap.
Now, come see me on 1/4/10.
My money: the Cowqueens will be emptying their lockers and making plans to go to the beach or favorite golf course.
The Saints players will be enjoying a week of rest before they play a home playoff game.
Which would you rather be rooting for? :-)
Irony: An atheist Saints fan.
by GSO Saints Fan on Dec 27, 2009 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Feb 7th
Is the day I am looking forward to. Even if the Saints don’t win the Superbowl, they will be the NFC Champions, something that has never happened before
by Saintsfan75 on Dec 27, 2009 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Once again
a cowless cowboy fan shows their true colors…………………. “YELLOW”.GO TO HELL DALLAS.
by KilnBill on Dec 27, 2009 8:58 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Take two Dixie Beers and call me in the morning.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 28, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
I'm having serious chest pains, Doc.
Nightmares, restless leg syndrome, cold sweats, hot flashes, dihar… diaharr.. the runs, vomiting, hypertension, hypoglauc…hypoglac… low blood sugar, and hives.
Don’t hold back, just give it to me straight. Is it bad?
The only thing worse than losing is not winning.
by Tigernut on Dec 28, 2009 10:36 PM CST reply actions
You're dying.
Ooops, Nurse Who Dat just gave me a second opinion. You’re a Saints Fan! Enjoy it.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 28, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit JND!
Got me again…… I was be very careful to set my glass down and hold off on sipping but got lulled into a state of pure focus reading all the posts I missed and had JUST taken a sip when I read…
You’re dying.
Ooops, Nurse Who Dat just gave me a second opinion. You’re a Saints Fan! Enjoy it.
uN0-fishal Saints Brew Mistress - 12 N 0
Formerly the VGG until I got fired for being a Bad Girl.
by Saints BrewMistress on Dec 29, 2009 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Just glad I could be of service. :-)
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 29, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
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