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Saints Patrick Day Limericks


 

In continuing with my usual tradition of writing holiday related posts, I came up with a few Irish limericks about the Saints that I thought you guys might find funny. After reading them, feel free to share your own Saints limericks with us in the comment section. They're fun and easy!

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#1

The Saints had a DC named Gibbs

To say he was good is a fib

They gave him the axe

No doubt via fax

Then the Chiefs were the first to call dibbs

 

 

#2

With just one month left til the draft

The experts have all got it graphed

The Saints can repair

But it's still in the air

Let's just all hope they don't get the shaft    

 

 

#3

The New Orleans Saints defense was bad

But Jabari was sure to be had

Now they want Sharper

To go with their Harper

Hope next year won't make us so mad

 

 

#4

There once was a man named Josh Bullocks

He'd always get beat from his jocks

Now he's a Bear

In the cold Chi-town air

Let their fans continue to mock

 

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those are ALL good
No doubt via fax

HA! Mickey will never live that down.

88! WTF??!

by stujo4 on Mar 17, 2009 12:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good stuff!

I especially like # 1.

Go Saints!!!! Deuce may be gone, but he will never be forgotten.

by satchmo26 on Mar 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Keeping it clean for the kiddies

The heart of the Saints was the Deuce
In 2008 he was let loose
Hopefully he doesn’t become a buc
Cuz that would certainly suck
And may result in Payloo being kicked in the kaboose

"We couldn't do diddly poo"

by Grumps on Mar 17, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Change that to 2009

"We couldn't do diddly poo"

by Grumps on Mar 17, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really like that one!

I couldn’t agree more. It’s still hard to believe that Deuce is no longer on the team.

Go Saints!!!! Deuce may be gone, but he will never be forgotten.

by satchmo26 on Mar 17, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and then there's...

There once was a QB named Arch,
To the end zone he oft’ tried to march
But our O-line was so bad
Nowhere to run (or pass) could be had
And Bum traded him to Houston for starch.

Dang, that one started ok, but finished horribly.

The Detroit Lions are on the clock!

by HansDat on Mar 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hey at least yours rhymed

I tried to do one on Brooks and I had to delete it.

88! WTF??!

by stujo4 on Mar 17, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure if that helps or not

There once was a man named Brooks.
The Saints, they gave him the hook.
He hawks his schtick
(cousin of Michael Vick)
But the teams, they give him no looks.

88! WTF??!

by stujo4 on Mar 18, 2009 9:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

leave it up, dude

and let the studio audience decide

what do you think, folks?

Does he get GONGED off the stage

we are a community after all…lots of love going around

The Detroit Lions are on the clock!

by HansDat on Mar 18, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it!

Very appropriate for Aaron. I doubt he gets another opportunity to play in the NFL. I’ll betcha we’ll see him in the new UFL league, though. I wouldn’t be surprised if Haslett brought him in to QB his Orlando team. Then, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck can taste the pain we had to endure from 2001-2005.

Go Saints!!!! Deuce may be gone, but he will never be forgotten.

by satchmo26 on Mar 19, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has Haslett already signed Mickey and Donald? Is Minnie a cheerleader? Is Goofy the mascot?

And of course, that reminds me of a joke. Mickey’s talking to his shrink about problems with Minnie. “No, Doc. You got it all wrong. I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s &*%$-ing Goofy!!”

The Detroit Lions are on the clock!

by HansDat on Mar 19, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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