Saints Patrick Day Limericks

In continuing with my usual tradition of writing holiday related posts, I came up with a few Irish limericks about the Saints that I thought you guys might find funny. After reading them, feel free to share your own Saints limericks with us in the comment section. They're fun and easy!
#1
The Saints had a DC named Gibbs
To say he was good is a fib
They gave him the axe
No doubt via fax
Then the Chiefs were the first to call dibbs
#2
With just one month left til the draft
The experts have all got it graphed
The Saints can repair
But it's still in the air
Let's just all hope they don't get the shaft
#3
The New Orleans Saints defense was bad
But Jabari was sure to be had
Now they want Sharper
To go with their Harper
Hope next year won't make us so mad
#4
There once was a man named Josh Bullocks
He'd always get beat from his jocks
Now he's a Bear
In the cold Chi-town air
Let their fans continue to mock
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Good stuff!
I especially like # 1.
Go Saints!!!! Deuce may be gone, but he will never be forgotten.
by David "Satch" Kelly on Mar 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
Keeping it clean for the kiddies
The heart of the Saints was the Deuce
In 2008 he was let loose
Hopefully he doesn’t become a buc
Cuz that would certainly suck
And may result in Payloo being kicked in the kaboose
"We couldn't do diddly poo"
I really like that one!
I couldn’t agree more. It’s still hard to believe that Deuce is no longer on the team.
Go Saints!!!! Deuce may be gone, but he will never be forgotten.
by David "Satch" Kelly on Mar 17, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
and then there's...
There once was a QB named Arch,
To the end zone he oft’ tried to march
But our O-line was so bad
Nowhere to run (or pass) could be had
And Bum traded him to Houston for starch.
Dang, that one started ok, but finished horribly.
The Detroit Lions are on the clock!
brooks - cooks, looks, tooks, shooks, nooks. Does that help?
The Detroit Lions are on the clock!
by Hans Petersen on Mar 18, 2009 7:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if that helps or not
There once was a man named Brooks.
The Saints, they gave him the hook.
He hawks his schtick
(cousin of Michael Vick)
But the teams, they give him no looks.
88! WTF??!
leave it up, dude
and let the studio audience decide
what do you think, folks?
Does he get GONGED off the stage
we are a community after all…lots of love going around
The Detroit Lions are on the clock!
by Hans Petersen on Mar 18, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I like it!
Very appropriate for Aaron. I doubt he gets another opportunity to play in the NFL. I’ll betcha we’ll see him in the new UFL league, though. I wouldn’t be surprised if Haslett brought him in to QB his Orlando team. Then, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck can taste the pain we had to endure from 2001-2005.
Go Saints!!!! Deuce may be gone, but he will never be forgotten.
by David "Satch" Kelly on Mar 19, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Has Haslett already signed Mickey and Donald? Is Minnie a cheerleader? Is Goofy the mascot?
And of course, that reminds me of a joke. Mickey’s talking to his shrink about problems with Minnie. “No, Doc. You got it all wrong. I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s &*%$-ing Goofy!!”
The Detroit Lions are on the clock!
by Hans Petersen on Mar 19, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions

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