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Thank you for choosing Charter Chat Live! A Customer Care representative from Cable TV Support will be with you shortly.
You have been connected to TTD Erlie .
Stuart Johnson: Hey! Why don’t you carry the NFL Network? Your subscribers would be glad to pay a few more dollars per month for it.
TTD Erlie : Thank you for contacting Charter Communications. My name is Erlie. How may I assist you today?
Stuart Johnson: See above, Erlie.
TTD Erlie : I am so sorry, I could not answer you that question.
Stuart Johnson: My friend M-E (well, I say he’s my friend… ) complains that you do not carry the NFL Network.
Stuart Johnson: Your customers want the NFL Network. Why are you stuck in 1997?
TTD Erlie : I am so sorry, I could not answer you that question.
Stuart Johnson: When is AT&T U-verse or Verizon coming to town? That fiber optic stuff is the sh*t.
Stuart Johnson: Erlie, if you won’t tell me why Charter won’t carry the NFL Network, I am going to have to release this chat.
TTD Erlie : Do you want me to lie?
Stuart Johnson: Erlie, this is BS. Let me type to your supervisor about the NFL Network on Charter.
Stuart Johnson: TELL THE TRUTH , Erlie.
Stuart Johnson: I’m serious.
Stuart Johnson: Serious as a heart attack.
TTD Erlie : I do not know the truth.
Stuart Johnson: Erlie, may I have your permission to republish our chat on a blog?
Stuart Johnson: Because I am on a mission to get the NFL Network to all my friends and sort of acquaintances so we can talk about how the Saints are going to whup the Panthers this year.
Stuart Johnson: Do you want him to get the Dish Network? THEY have the NFL Network.
TTD Erlie : It’s your choice.
TTD Erlie : I can’t presuade Charter to have the NFL.
Stuart Johnson: Erlie, you have my cell phone number. Have your supervisor call me and explain to me why Charter does not offer the NFL Network, which is some BS.
TTD Erlie : I am not the owner of Charter.
Stuart Johnson: Oh.
Stuart Johnson: Well, put the owner on. Mr. Charter.
Stuart Johnson: I’m going to give him a keyboard full.
Stuart Johnson: Erlie, I have to go now. I’m going to put this in my Twitter if I can split it into 140 character segments.
TTD Erlie : Is there anything else that I can help you with?
Stuart Johnson: Thanks for your help anyway, Erlie. And GEAUX SAINTS!

GW: "Sean, I can’t do anything with this guy."

by stujo4 on Apr 4, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m quite proud of myself. PG-rated.

GW: "Sean, I can’t do anything with this guy."

by stujo4 on Apr 4, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Erlie fails the Turing test

PLEASE don’t tell me that was an actual person you were chatting with.

RE-SIGN LANCE MOORE!

by MtnExile on Apr 4, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TTD Erlie : I can’t presuade Charter to have the NFL.

No machine would put these words together in almost a sentence.

GW: "Sean, I can’t do anything with this guy."

by stujo4 on Apr 4, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have the NFL netrwork.

But i cant watch it.
Every time i do .. every game the last 2 minutes go haywire.
I get sound no picture.
I get picture in and out no sound

Basicly.. if its a close game I have a freaking attack and come close to throwing things at my large expensive TV.

Basicly.. if its a close game I have a freaking attack and come close to throwing things at my large expensive TV.Safer to just say.. I will not watch the NFL Network.

MT

by MT_always on Apr 5, 2009 8:01 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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