Upon reading this headline, I immediately thought “YES! we traded Shockey for Dustin Keller.” Then, I clicked the link and realized it was just some guy who works on the Superdome roof. Then, I thought “maybe we can still work something out here”. I envisioned Tom Keller as a legitimate threat in the red zone. And Jeremy begrudgingly chomping on a bologna sandwich, 250 feet above Poydras Street. That’s when DeMaurice Smith stepped in and shot down the trade. Hate you, DeMaurice.