Kurt Warner...Back the Hell Up Brah!
by Dave Cariello on Jan 17, 2010 7:35 PM CST
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PrintI couldn't help but notice a surprisingly weird trend in many of the stock AP photographs taken during yesterdays game and given to me for use in my posts... Kurt Warner is a bit of a close talker. Back the hell up!
Check out all of these photos. They make it look like Warner is constantly trying to move in for a smooch. What gives? Feel free to caption any and all of these curious photographs.
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Well, the Dome was rockin' what'd you expect the man to do so he could be heard? (LOL)
If he only he could have done that when they were trying to snap the ball on 3rd and Long…
Good point, Saints-Nation Andrew, if that is even your real name. (Did you see that girl/guy’s comment earlier this week when he/she insinuated that you might not be using your real name? That s*** was fun-ny. WTF.)
Why not us? Why not Deuce?
What happened?
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by Dave Cariello on Jan 17, 2010 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
I'll see if I can dig up the thread
Saints-Nation wrote the story about the keys to the divisional playoffs win and one guy who’s never posted here before wrote a comment dripping with sarcasm about the only thing that matters is the final score. And in it he said “..if that’s even your name.”
Why not us? Why not Deuce?
I just posted his comment below
I replied to his comment “Who is this guy?”
and JND did, too and then no one else responded after that
so good, a stupid comment just drifts away…with not much fanfare (which is as it should be – if the guy was looking for attention, I gave him a little bit anyway…but it didn’t blow up on me)
Why not us? Why not Deuce?
it's from your story - "Arizona Cardinals @ New Orleans Saints - Shootout Expected"
Why not us? Why not Deuce?
here it is - posted by user kendynamo
please, these stats tell us very little
the must important factor that the saints need to consider (and that the author of this post totally failed to) is that at the end of the game, when the clock reads 0:00, its is absolutely critical, i would venture to say even most pronounced, that the saints have more points scored than the cardinals. only when they have managed to accomplish this often over looked statistic will the saints be able to prove themselves as the better team.
sorry saints-nation (if that even is your real name), you can do all the fancy stats juking you want, but we all know what the black and gold should REALLY be focused on. as winston churchill once said, there are 3 kinds of statistics. lies, damned lies, and god damn lies. maybe you should remember that next time you do one of your "ANALysis".
Why not us? Why not Deuce?
Pic #1 - Brees: "Dude, you got old man breath!"
Pic #2 – Warner: “And when I close my eyes I can still see stars.”
Pic #3 – Warner: “Wow. Kim told me I’d like your cologne.”
Pic #4 – Fitzgerald: “No, Kurt. We won’t make a comeback in the 3rd half.”
Pic #5 – Warner singing Aaron Neville song, “Don’t go, please stay.”
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Jan 17, 2010 7:56 PM CST reply actions
Great pics, Dave.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Jan 17, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Pic #3 – Warner: "Wow. Kim told me I’d like your cologne." LMAO!!!
Saints fan in DFW. Saints go all the way... I BELIEVE!
I think the one where he's groovin' on Bush is this:
“Unh! Does KK ever grab you like this? When Brenda does it, it really puts my backfield in motion.”
Why not us? Why not Deuce?
groovin on bush
ha
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by Dave Cariello on Jan 17, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Could Jerheme Urban be any paler(sp or is it even a word, White guy in the fifth pic)
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: DIck Lebeau, Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"If you give Arians a fullback, he won’t use one. Instead, he insists on using Matt Spaeth, who probably doesn’t cast a shadow because it would require blocking sunlight." steelin with some very true words
yeah - for a player in sunny Arizona, it doesn't look like he gets out in the sun much
Why not us? Why not Deuce?
I didn't know that
I just learned something, and by the way I don’t have alot of skin pigmentation either damn you red hair
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: DIck Lebeau, Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"If you give Arians a fullback, he won’t use one. Instead, he insists on using Matt Spaeth, who probably doesn’t cast a shadow because it would require blocking sunlight." steelin with some very true words
by WVPiratesfan on Jan 17, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
same here
pale and red hair…what am i to do. if i shave it do you think i’d get a tan instead of just burning?
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by skinnykinney on Jan 17, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
no, I think you would be bald and burnt
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: DIck Lebeau, Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"If you give Arians a fullback, he won’t use one. Instead, he insists on using Matt Spaeth, who probably doesn’t cast a shadow because it would require blocking sunlight." steelin with some very true words
by WVPiratesfan on Jan 17, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
In order
1. Brees: “Uh, jeez, anyone got a Tic-Tac? Kurt, buddy…”
2. Brees: “No, seriously, don’t breathe this way. Oh, boy, here comes that Gatorade back up…”
3. Warner: “Come on Reggie, is my breath really that bad? Drew is just kidding, right?”
Reggie: “Uh, good game, man.”
4. Larry: “It’s alright, man. I told you to stay away from that Bordelaise sauce last night. Have a Certs.”
5. Warner: “Is this any better, Larry?”
Fitzgerald: “Okay, that’s my ear. It’s getting awkward, Kurt.”
by Nabb1 on Jan 17, 2010 8:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Pic #1 — Warner: “I’ve prayed to you so often. Now, I finally get to meet you in person!”
Pic #2 – Brees: “For the last time, there aren’t any sixes in my birthmark."
Pic #3 – Bush: "Someone discovered the charbroiled oysters at Drago’s.”
Pic #4 – Warner: "You’re no Suzy Kolber, but you’ll do."
Pic #5 – Warner: “Sometimes when we touch … the honesty’s too much …”
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
Good thing Drew wasn't wearing his hat backwards......
or there would have been some spit swapping going on. Maybe Kurt was still a little woozy!
Pic #1—Warner (with awe in his voice): “I actually CAN smell the greatness!”
Pic #2—Brees: “If he gets any closer, I’m gonna hurl.”
Pic #3—Bush: “I’m not McCray. He’s over there dude.”
Pic #4—Fitzy: “Just stay on the sideline, man. It’s scary out there.”
Pic #5—Warner: “Please sing to me, Larry. I hurt so much.”
Forget the nickel and dime, you'd better bring a half- dollar to deal with this team.--Tony Moss, NFL editor
DUDE!!! I *LOVE* THESE PIC CAPTIONS
We should do a contest, this is some great stuff!!
Saints fan in DFW. Saints go all the way... I BELIEVE!
1)Warner- Is that a Tatoo?
2)Brees-Games over. You can open your eyes now.
3)Warner No that is’nt your bat hanging out my ass. WHY.
Thats been there since McRay laid me out.
4) Warner-WHAT no tongue Comon Man!
5)Warner-Let’s get out of here , Quick.
Fitz
Warner-It really is Reggies bat!
I'll be your huckleberry- Doc Holliday to Ringo
That look Warner has when he's talking to Reggie...
Reminds of a pick snapped of me in a bar by my friend a few years ago. I was half drunk talking close to some chick I guess I was trying to score with. I was looking at her with the same longing that Warner has while looking at Reggie.
3)“Do you like to watch movies about gladiators, Reggie?”
in order
#1. “Where am I? I’m woozy? I see the light!”
#2. Drew responding “Back up before I go find McCray again.”
#3. “Good game you sexy thing you! cat purring noise”
#4. Larry- “Old man, it’s time to back up, I already told you I’m not like that. My long hair is for airo-dynamics, not for you to try to pull.”
#5. “Larry, you got any herbs to make me feel better,if you know what i mean?”
Superbowl bound!!!...I know! do you?! Go Saints!!
"Did you see that hit that I took from that freight train? I can't believe I'm still out here!" All said in a woozy kind of voice
Superbowl bound!!!...I know! do you?! Go Saints!!
by skinnykinney on Jan 17, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
oops, that's also an alternate for any of the questions
and idk why cat purring noise is in bold
Superbowl bound!!!...I know! do you?! Go Saints!!
by skinnykinney on Jan 17, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Pic #1 hey you think you can hook me up with that backup job mark doesnt look like he’s been hurt this year
pic #2 really i’m serious about that job
pic #3 i told you that was a secret keep kim’s sister away right now my wifes in the stands
pic #4 hey kurt check out that girl in row 3
pic #5 I dont need her reggies got me hjooked up with kims sister on the side
by mississippisaintsfan on Jan 17, 2010 10:47 PM CST reply actions
hahaha very funny stuff
there was a pic on Nola.com Saturday that looked like Kurt was tryin to get to second base with Drew. I’ma go try to find it.
Kurt.. You go 90.... I go 10.... never go the whole 100 !!!!!
I think he was asking Drew what was the License # of the truck that hit’em…
I kinda like how Arizona has the Cardinal logo above their name plate on the back of their jerseys. Never really noticed that before. Too bad the Saints don’t have a fleur-de-lis above theirs.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
It kinda looks like this guy at a bar
“No, seriously, I’m sorry man…I just, I just, I just wanna win….WHAT!?!? I’m not drunk! Hey….Hey….HEY I’m sorry, I’m sorry…I’m good. It’s just, I just…”
I know that guy
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