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The Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Buccaneers

 

 

 

Way back in da swamp down Barataria way,

I come to cast my spell today,

I choose this spot on a pirate's gravesite,

Where Jean Lafitte fought many a fight,

I call on you who helped save New Orleans,

Rise up all dead pirates and hear my screams,

I cry out to all you merciless dead souls,


Gather behind the winner of the Super Bowl,

Our Saints are playing some pirates too,

That's why tonight I'm calling on you,

Grab up your swords with your cold dead hands,

Drag up your cannons from the sunken land,

Let's march ourselves to an old Saints tune,

And send these pirates to a certain doom,

We shall give no quarter and none shall be taken,

All this I call for with this spell I am making,

So old Papa Legba and mother Marie Laveau,

I'm callin on  you to help strike this blow,

Deep into their hearts plunge your deadly swords,

When you swarm their field like a Mongol horde,

When the game is over and its all said and done,

This spell will make sure my Saints done won.

 

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

ggm@grisgrisman.com

http://grisgrisman.blogspot.com/

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

This FanPost was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.

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