Cleveland Browns @ New Orleans Saints: Game Predictions
T.G.I.P.F.! It's time for another installment of Prediction Friday!
Last weeks winner was CSC member daisy117, who nailed all three of his/her predictions and easily won the popular vote. Here's how he/she did it...
1. Saints offence finally gets rolling, 450+ yards.
2. Saints offence has at least two plays of 40+ yards.
3. Hartley kicks a 29 yard field goal and makes it. (Ok make that a FG under 35 yards.
I'm glad to see that everyone took my advice on upping the ante with their predictions. Let's keep it up. As always, everyone's prognostications are welcome, even Browns fans.
And now, your predictions...
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SAINTS: 42 BROWNS: 14
Brees: 4 TDS
Saints score a defensive or S/T TD
Chris Ivory: Will score A TD
Saints 35 Dogs 20
1: Drew Brees lights up Dogs secondary and throws for 350+ yds and 3 tds.
2: There will be a blocked punt (A timeout might negate it).
3: Tusk does it again rushing for 100+ yds and finally gets his first NFL td.
"It's about time something good like this happened." Drew Brees
Saints 34 Browns 10
Ivory will be held to under 50 yards rushing but score 2 TD’s
Saints D will welcome the new rookie QB with 4 sacks (i hope the refs dont get new helmet penalty happy)
Hartley will make 2 FG’s from 35 yards plus out.
Saints 35 Browns 13
1. Drew will have 3 TD passes of 30+ yds.
2. Saints defense will have at least one pic 6.
3. Saints will have a kickoff return of 60+ yds.
BONUS: Scott Fujita will be such a non-factor the Browns will start wondering why the heck they got him in the first place.
"In fact with that article from today that had him real lean and everything, I think I’m going to play him at corner this week in place of Tracy Porter."-Greg Williams in refefernce to Sedrick Ellis
Saints 42 Browns 10
1. Julius Jones scores at least 1 TD.
2. Defense holds Browns offense under 200 total yards.
3. Brees throws for at least 420 yards.
DON'T STOP 'TIL WE REACH THE TOP!!!!!!!!
Another SAINTS fan in Panther country!
GEAUX SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saints 31 Browns 13
1. Devery scores a TD of 20+ yds
2. Hartley misses a FG under 45 yds
3. Vilma gets a sack
Saints 31 Browns 13
1. Colston gets 2 or more TDs
2. Patrick Robinson forces a turnover
3. Colt Mccoy throws at least 2 INTs
Peyton, I can eat Oreos faster than you!!!!
Saints 29 13
- Colt McCoy has at least 40 yards rushing
- Hartley misses at least 1 FG
- Saints offense converts on at least 75% of their trips
"But tonight the Superbowl belongs to the City of New Orleans" - Roger Goodell 2/7/2010
saints 31 browns 17
1 – saints cause 2+ turnovers
2 – peyton hillis has 100+ all-purpose yards
3 – colston 80+ yards & a TD
Saints 35 Browns 14
1. Jenkins OR Sharper gets at least one INT
2. Brees accounts for at least FOUR TDs (pass and/or rush)
3. Saints score at least 31 points
Saints 30 Browns 17
1. Patrick Robinson get his first interception in the NFL.
2. Saints defense scores for the first time this year. *
3. Sedrick Ellis get 1+ sacks, 1+ FF. (weekly pick until it happens)
- the defense didn’t really score the safety against SF – Alex Smith just batted the ball out of the endzone. My prediction requires positive action by the Saints (e.g., tackling a ball carrier in the endzone, or a fumble, interception, or blocked/missed FG returned for a TD).
saints 38 browns 13
1. saints finish +2 in turnovers or better
2. a pee wee herman dance is enjoyed by all
3. colston finally gets a freakin td for dbmc’s struggling fantasy team
bonus: throbbing headache on monday
"As a Saint fan I watch ‘Gone with the Wind’ just to watch Atlanta burn" -Ralph Malbrough
by DrewBreesManCrush on Oct 22, 2010 1:24 PM CDT reply actions
Saints 37 Browns 17
1. Peyton Hillis scores 2 TDs.
2. Saints offence again has 450+ yards.
3. Meachem and/or Henderson has a catch longer than 50 yards.
Saints 37 Browns 3
1) Colt McCoy fumbles in the end zone, Sedrick Ellis scores a TD
2) Brees has his first 400+ yard game of the year.
3) Colston scores 2 TDs
by Jee on Oct 22, 2010 1:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Saints 38 Browns 7
Drew Brees throws for 367 yds and 4 tds
Chris Ivory rushes for 100 yds and a score
Saints d get two turnovers and sack Mccoy 4 times
Saints 34 Browns 10
1. Patrick Robinson gets his first INT
2. Will Smith gets a sack
2. Brees isn’t sacked in the game
Saints 34, Browns 28
1. Saints win their first game against an AFC opponent this season.
2. Drew Brees and Colt McCoy throw for at least 100 times as many yards combined as they do INTs combined.
3. Peyton Hillis scores at least once.
Bonus: Midway through the third quarter, Sarah tells her husband she has to go pee, becomes terribly disoriented and winds up visiting me in the terrace instead.
"I was not on the boat in question" -Darren Sharper
becomes terribly disoriented
This should read “someone slips her 3 ”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_rape_drug" target="new">roofies"
"He's every rich kid you knew in college who read The Fountainhead once and loved the idea that sharing is immoral."
I think the Browns get disoriented in the 3rd Quarter
and the entire team is banned from returning to the field because of concussion symptoms and we get a forfeit win.
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Oct 22, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Saints 34 Browns 10
1. Colston finally scores first TD of the season.
2. Defense / special teams have at least 2 takeaways.
3. Hartley is money, making all FGs and PATs.
Bonus: Saints fans do the classy thing and give Fujita a standing ovation.
Saints 45 Browns 10
1. Brees has at least 4 touchdown passes
2. Darren Sharper plays
3. The Saints intercept at least 2 passes
Saints 45, Colts 21
1. Four different players score a touchdown
2. Either coach wins a challenge
3. Saints rush for at least 150 yards
Bonus: Saints never trail
I can absolutely guarantee you with out ANY doubt that the Saints will never trail against the Colts this weekend.
You would be correct sir.
"I understand this is a violent game. It's the only place you can hit somebody and not go to jail. So you understand that it's a privilege to play this game." Danny Clark
It's funny how often people have brain farts and put the wrong teams.
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. ~Heywood Hale Brown
Saints 38 Browns 9
1. Saints defense does not allow a TD
2. Saints defense has at least 3 turnovers, 1 score
3. Ivory breaks 100 yards again, scores at least 1 TD
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
Saints 41 Browns 10
1) Ivory runs LESS than 50 yards
2) Hartley shanks at least another one
3) P Robinson has at least a pick
You are my people, you are my crowd, this is our music, we love it loud...
Saints 30 Browns 17
1. Saints 3 TD’s 3 FG
2. 1 Defensive TD
3. Ivory has another 100 yard game
bonus: Shockey gets into a fight
Saints 38 Browns 13
- New Orleans has 450+ yards of offense
- Julius Jones has at least 5 carries
- Ben Watson catches at least 4 passes (I would go more but I have a feeling GW is going to have the linebackers and DB’s on McCoy like stink on…well, you know)
by theprogrammerman on Oct 22, 2010 2:36 PM CDT reply actions
Saints this - Browns that
1. Saints will make first two scores (TD or FG , however, whatever)
2. Brees will throw 3 or more TD passes
3. Browns will turnover the ball at least twice
Bonus: Someone in the stands will get drunk and discuss at length the NFL rules regarding hits of defenseless players.
"Relax, have a homebrew."
Saints 31, Browns 10
1 Colston scores his first TD of the year
2 Brees throws for 3+ TD’s with 0 interceptions
3 Browns are held to under 271 rushing/passing yards
Bonus: Our artillery… will break their will. Not a single person who speaks Mohamed Massaquoi’s name on TV or radio will pronounce it correctly. On-field microphones will be placed far from GDub’s area on the sideline. Sarah’s husband goes over to punch coldpizza in the nose but can never find him in his seat. Suzjo says again “What, their logo is their orange helmet? Why is it not brown?”
"He's every rich kid you knew in college who read The Fountainhead once and loved the idea that sharing is immoral."
STU:
On-field microphones will be placed far from GDub’s area on the sideline
Is that to make sure the National media does not hear G dub say
“You better catch that effing football”? Like he did in the 4th quarter during the Tampa game?
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
by jeremysherwin on Oct 23, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Saints 34, Browns 16
1. Saints score on every possession in 1st half except for 2.
2. Browns score 7 or less in 1st half.
3. Repeat prediction from last wk, Tusk scores TD on a screen pass.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
Saints 34, Brown 17
1. Jenkins gets his first interception of the season
2. Colston catches his first TD of the season
3. Colt McCoy get his first career rushing TD.
Saint!
Saints 48 Browns 10
1. Saints have more rushing yards than the Browns.
2. Jimmy Graham will have his 1st TD.
3. Hartley will kick a FG that’s 42+ yards.
by GRlZZ on Oct 22, 2010 3:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Saints 31 Browns 10
1. Schockey gets at least one td.
2. Bress passes for at least 25 yards.
3. The browns will score first.
Oh Man, I want to be in that number; when the SAINTS go marching in. (To Indy) WHODAT
Lol...
I hope you meant 250 instead of 25.
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. ~Heywood Hale Brown
Thanks....My bad
Oh Man, I want to be in that number; when the SAINTS go marching in. (To Indy) WHODAT
Way to play it safe!!!
Just kidding that is funny.
Correction
2. Brees passes for at least 250 yards
Oh Man, I want to be in that number; when the SAINTS go marching in. (To Indy) WHODAT
Saints 34 - Browns 10
1) Colston, for the love of God, will catch a touchdown pass.
2) Hartley, for the love of God, will make a field goal from beyond 40 yards.
3) Sean Payton will go for it on 4th down at least once and succeed(for the love of God)
Bonus: In a bizarre twist of fate, while running out of bounds, Drew Brees makes helmet to helmet contact with Mohamed Massaquoi and they flag Massaquoi for roughing the passer.
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. ~Heywood Hale Brown
Saints 28 Browns 12
1. Browns never score an offensive TD.
2. Colt McCoy has an INT and throws more than 250 yards.
3. Ivory is held to 4.0 yards per carry or less.
Week 7 matchup: Browns
Week 7 motto: Keep it rolling, keep it moving, don't stop till the whistle blows.
Saints 34, Browns 24
Saints offense lights up the Dome, but the Browns hang tougher than everyone expects.
1. Brees has his best day of the season: his highest completion percentage, highest passer rating, and no INTs. (Thanks, Bowen!)
2. Marques Colston catches not one, but TWO TDs. (Thanks, Bowen!)
3. Colt McCoy has a passer rating in the 90s.
It was worth the wait.
Saints 45, Browns 14
1. Hillis will have a 100+ total yards
2. Saints defense will keep the Browns passing game to under 200 yards
3. Hartley will make all FG attempts
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson
Trap Game ????????????
Saints will over look the Browns but still pull it out by three.
Saints 24-21
Hartley will miss a field goal but save the day with a last minute save.
Tusk will getrover 100 yards
Brees will pass to nine different recievers for 280 yards
Offense will have no sacks
My Magnificent Black and Gold Warriors
Saints 27, Browns 17
1. Garrett Hartley MAKES two field goals.
2. Peyton Hillis finishes with more rushing yards than Chris Ivory.
3. Saints finish +2 in turnover margin.
"Gowin on fourth and 14 will punt it away. He hangs it very high, angling it for the near sideline...HAKIM DROPS THE BALL!!! HAKIM DROPS THE BALL!! Brian Milne might've fallen on it at the ten yard line! It's the New Orleans Saints' football! Brian Milne, the most unlikely hero of them all, falls on the fumble, the muff by Hakim! There is a God after all!" -- Jim Henderson
by hakimdropstheball on Oct 22, 2010 3:52 PM CDT reply actions
Kevin - we both made the same score prediction during the podcast Wednesday - I posted mine in the chat room just before you gave yours on the air
1. Ivory has less than 80 rushing yards, but gets his first TD.
2. Jimmy Graham gets a redzone TD.
3. Defense holds Browns to less than 35% conversion rate on 3rd down.
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Oct 22, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Saints 34 Browns 13
1. Saints combined rushing yards 100 plus
2. Brees throws for 350+ and 4 TDS
3. Devery Henderson finally has a huge game. Graham scores a TD.
Saints 45 Brownies 10
1. Saints have atleast 400+ yards offense
2. Marques Colston has 60+ Yards, 1+ TD
3. Brees throws 250+ Yards, 3+ TD’s
Bonus- We’ll finally see Bowen Brees on the sidelines after the game.
by were gonna need a bigger boat on Oct 22, 2010 4:58 PM CDT reply actions
Saints 28 Browns 13
1. Brees completes passes to at least 8 different targets. (8 different Saints mind you)
2. Colt McCoy throws at least 1 INT and under 220 yards.
3. Hartley goes perfect from FGs and XPs.
saints 31-browns 17
ivory runs for at least 75 yards and a td, but is held under 100
drew brees throws for at least 300 yards and no int’s
saints D has at least 1 sack and 1 int
"These two teams just should not play each other" ...John Madden during a 1991 Saints-Eagles game
We win and they loose
1. Saints out rush the Browns.
2. Drew Brees has more yards, a higher completion percentage, and better QB rating than McCoy.
3. Fujita has no more than 8 tackles.
Bonus: Baylin Brees comes out on the final series as the offense goes into victory formation to take a knee. Mike Bell again slips at the goalline because he has the wrong cleats. Fujita forgets he no longer plays for the Saints and tackles his own team mate and then runs to the wrong sideline.
Saints 41 - Browns 21
1. Saints offense has over 450 yards of total offense
2. Saints defense has 2+ INT’s
3. Saints defense has 3+ sacks
Want to go to the Saints vs. Cowboys game? I've got TWO extra tickets.
Saints 42 Browns 14
Saints Defense has 2+ Sacks
Saints Defense holds Browns offense under 250 yards
Chris Ivory scores a touchdown
"I'm in the Courtroom screaming Who Dat on the double, serving gumbo with a shovel, dog i'm on another level" -Jay Electonica
Saints 35 Browns 7
1. Chris Ivory rushes for more than 100 yards.
2. Devery Henderson has a 50+ touchdown grab.
3. Saints D gets two picks and a fumble recovery.
by scottwgiblin on Oct 22, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
Saints 24 Browns 13
1. Peyton Hillis is held to under 40 rushing yards but has at least 6 receptions for at least 50 yards.
2. Garrett Hartley makes a field goal from at least 40 yards.
3. Colt McCoy throws for around 230 yards and a touch down.
Bonus: There will be at least 1 questionable call of leading with the head to make a tackle and Gregg Williams rips off the Referee’s head and holds it to let Garrett Hartley kick it through the uprights.
saints 31 browns 9
1. saints defense doesnt give up a td.
2. saints win turnover battle by 2
3.chris ivory will get a td.
by saint boss hog on Oct 22, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
Saints 34 Browns 14
1.S.Ellis has a sack
2.D.Brees throws 3+ tds with 250+yds
3.Colston has his first td of the season
Saints, by no less than 21
1. My man Lance Moore has 2 touchdowns and gets carried away on his 2nd celebration but stops in time before getting a penalty.(The Browns are really getting pissed off at this moment.)
2. Brees has his 300+ day.
3. Ladell Betts has a touchdown.
4. One of the t.v. analyst starts talking about that this is the Saints of last year and he believes the Saints will go to the superbowl again.
5. Oh forgot, the Saints will wear their black jerseys and we’ll know for sure from the start that the Saints will win the game.
Saints 38 Egg sucking dogs 10
1. We beat the point spread (13) for the second time in a row.
2. Saints score EVERY time they are in the Red Zone.
3. Hartley has zero misses of any kind.
Bonus: Bowen will be called BC by his friends through his entire childhood.
I think, therefore I am, I think.
Saints 41 Browns 10
1. Brees throws for at least 300 yards and throws at least 2 TD passes.
2. Ivory rushes for at least 120 yards and scores at least 1 TD.
3. Saints get at least 3 takeaways off the Browns and have at least a +2 turnover margin for this game.
Bonus: Hartley makes 2 FG’s and 5 PAT’s, exposes himself to Fujita while saying, “I got some fat for you right here,” then has to talk to league officials next Tuesday.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
Saints 33 Browns 13
Brees 270+ yards with 3+ TD
Marques Colston scores at least TD and exceeds his current season high of reception yards. (2010)
Sean Payton pass/run ratio will not be greater than 4 apart (pass =X) (Run=Y) X+-4=Y or Y+-4=X
Bonus: I recieve my first CSC FF loss of the year, by the hands of the accountability master.
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
Saints 31 Browns 20
1) P-Rob gets a pick and we win the turnover battle.
2) Hartley is money; Zimbabwean dollars to be precise. He misses at least twice.
3) McCoy manages a room temperature passer rating. (low to mid-seventies)
Who dat, from a cajun exiled to cowboy country.
by alcoholic_insight on Oct 23, 2010 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
Saints 42-13
Shockey scores a td.
Vilma scores off a takeaway.
Hartley is perfect on the day
by saints fan in cowboyland! on Oct 23, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Saints 31 - 17
1.The Saints down two punts inside the five.
2. Tusk finds the endzone again.
3. The Saints defense picks off at least 2 passes from McCoy.
Aw crap.
I’ve lost my second guess and the game hasn’t even started yet. >.^
Seriously though, I forgot he hadn’t scored yet. My brain is a little rattled after the LSU-Aurburn game. Thanks for the correction.
So 2 would be that Tusk finds the endzone for his first ever NFL TD.
Saints 37- Cleverland 10
1) Saints score 35 or more pts
2) Saints win turnover battle
3) Saints gain over 300 yds in passing game
If Pro is the opposite of Con, what is the opposite of Progress? Congress!
-Men's Restroom - House of Representatives, Washington, DC
Saints 34 Orange Helmets 16
1.Ivory gets a TD.
2.Saints D w/@ least 3 sks.
3.Brees a plus 30yd TD.
Tie:Brees a kiss/thumbs up to Wife/Baby Bo on camera.
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever will.-Jim Mora Sr.

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