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The Gris Gris Man's spell on the Pittsburgh Steelers

The Gris Gris Man's spell on the Steelers

 

 

In the back of my graveyard under the big oak tree,
 
 I'm casting my spell and calling on thee,
 
 Now all you souls neither living or dead,
 
and all you little people with them shrunken heads,
 
 My boiling cauldron is good and hot,
 
 Atop a bed of coals on a zombies plot,

 I'm pouring in ooze from a monkey i sqeezed,

 Sprinkling powder from his ground up knees,
 
 Adding in his tail which is good and long,
 
 I'm chanting in tongues my voodoo song,
 
 My Saints are playing some Yankee clowns,
 
 Da Pittsburgh Steelers are coming to town,
 
 Dey got a quarterback dats as big as da Shock,
 
 Now let will Smith on his ass please knock,
 
When their receivers run out to receive,
 
 Old Darren Sharper's got sumpin up his sleeve,
 
 This week when Drew he throw dat ball,

 Let our receivers not one let fall,
 
 So now ya got my what I'm needin,
 
 Let's get sumpin goin for the rest of the season,
 
 My boyze all dressed up in Black and Gold,

Still want to get back to the Super Bowl,

 We see how hard it is to repeat,
 
 Every team looks at you as the team to beat,

 Dey study your films and plot and scheme,
 
 To beat da Champs is every team's dream,
 
 Well so far so not easy so what the hell,
 
 We used to be the guys who never did well,
 
 So all we got to do is understand dis,
 
 You gotta quit playing not to lose or not to miss,
 
 Ya gotta remember what is was to be taunted and dissed,

 Don't care if we lose as long as we trying to win,
 
 Lets just do what we do and see what if then,
 
 We got to relax and play dat game dat we play,
 
 And when it's all over we beat the Steelers Sunday !
 
 
 Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General

ggm@grisgrisman.com
http://grisgrisman.blogspot.com/

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

This FanPost was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.

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