A lil Sumpin Sumpin on da Cardinals..........
Crushed up monkeys bones turned to jelly,
Roadside kill oozin mess from its belly,
Cottonmouth moccasins venom and all,
Brewin up a spell for a Dead Man Call,
Rise up from the grave Papa Legba I say,
My Saints are playing football come dis Sunday,
On the Cardinals I tell you to pass you dead hand,
So my Saints they will bury dem Cards in da sand,
We will pluck out their feathers each redone by one,
We will crack all der bones till da sound of da gun,
Den when dis game is over and my Saints got dat win,
Dis spell I will release so you birds can fly again.
GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD
VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.
This spell contains no curses or evil tidings including no use of black magic, Voodoo only is used in any and all spells and hexes, all voodoo performed by the GGM, a licensed Voodoo Practitioner and Voodoo Surgeon General
PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!
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