Saints @ Cowboys: Game Predictions
After taking a break for a week, we're back once again with our prediction Friday's. By now you should all know what to do and how to do it, but just in case you don't, you can catch up on the rules of the game right here. As always all are welcome to partake, including opposing fans. This is a great opportunity for those readers who have never signed up or commented to finally dip their toe in the water.
And away we go!
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Saints 30 Cowboys 20
1. Saints get at least 3 offensive TD.
2. Kitna throws at least 2 INT, Porter gets at least one of these.
3. Dallas gets over 2 sacks.
Bonus: Buck and Aikman say at least 2 biased things in favor of the Boys.
Week 12 matchup: Cowboys
Week 12 motto: Lets go for 2-0 in Jerryworld
Saints 31, Cowboys 20 (jon08ban almost stole my score!)
1. Drew Brees gets over 300 yards passing
2. Saints get over 150 yards rushing
3. Saints’ D get 3 or more sacks in this game with heavy pressure
Saints 31 Cowboys 17
1. Reggie score 1+ times
2.Saints defense has 2+ turnovers
3.Ivory is the Saints leading rusher
Bonus-All the away teams win on thanksgiving day
World Champions at last
by mississippisaintsfan on Nov 24, 2010 12:14 PM CST reply actions
That bonus prediction would take a near-biblical miracle… the Bengals are the away team on the snoozecap, remember?
yea i know
World Champions at last
by mississippisaintsfan on Nov 24, 2010 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Saints 24 Cowboys 14
Brees gets 350 plus yards passing
The Cowboys have 2 interceptions and 2 fumbles
Bush comes back and has a passing td
bonus
THe compare Vikings coach to Cowboys coach and countdown to being fired begins at least 13 times
I think you mean Bush has a receiving TD.
"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked 'em up."
I actually think Bush throwing for a pass is a possibility. Once he gets the ball in the backfield, pursuit is always heavy and the LB’s always move up. That means somebody can probably get open. Anyway, you know SP will have something special for the ’Boys and doubt we try an surprise onside kick against them (again) and
Saints 28 Cowboys 24
1. Drew Brees does not throw an interception - I will forever say this until it finally happens.
2. Saints Defense holds the Cowboys to less than 100 yards rushing as a team.
3. Saints Defense forces at least 1 interception and at least 1 fumble.
Bonus: There will be at least 2 shots of Jerry Jones’ smiling, yellow teeth and 1 shot of him looking like he ate a sour grape.
"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked 'em up."
You stole my bonus...lol
The Saints must repeat so I can watch the Saints win the Superbowl LIVE... Not on vhs two months later....
Saints 35 Cowboys 24
Devery Henderson has a TD
Saints use a trick play to success (fake FG/punt, onsides kick, half/WR pass, flea flicker)
Jeremy Witten has a TD
I think his name is Jason Witten
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Nov 24, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
You can call me Al
just don’t call me late for dinner
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Nov 24, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
maybe Ron Jeremy?
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Nov 24, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Ron Jeremy was on a flight w/ the wife and I
Dallas to Houston I think, the plane is emptying out and we both stop say hello, shake his hand, and then we went to the restrooms to wash our hands.
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever will.-Jim Mora Sr.
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica-Jim Halpert
Count yourself lucky
That you didn’t trip on his penis on the way to the restroom.
I like Hamburgers!
this score is my prediction.
Offense continues to click, hopefully more turnovers created by the D/Pokes turn it over. Come out smokin’ Saints, knock em out early.
"Wally: [going home in a taxicab] I treated myself to a taxi. I rode home through the city streets. There wasn't a street, there wasn't a building, that wasn't connected to some memory in my mind. There, I was buying a suit with my father. There, I was having an ice cream soda after school. And when I finally came in, Debbie was home from work, and I told her everything about my dinner with Andre."
From the movie "My Dinner with Andre"
35-24 Saints
"Wally: [going home in a taxicab] I treated myself to a taxi. I rode home through the city streets. There wasn't a street, there wasn't a building, that wasn't connected to some memory in my mind. There, I was buying a suit with my father. There, I was having an ice cream soda after school. And when I finally came in, Debbie was home from work, and I told her everything about my dinner with Andre."
From the movie "My Dinner with Andre"
Saints 34 Cowboys 17
1. Garret Hartley is successful on all field goal tries and extra point conversions
2. Kitna sacked at least 2 times
3. Reggie Bush scores two td’s
I like Hamburgers!
Saints 24, Cowboys 20
1. Dez Bryant scores.
2. No player (either team) rushes for more than 100 yards.
3. No player (either team) passes for more than 300 yards.
"I was not on the boat in question" -Darren Sharper
Saints 42 Cowboys 20
1. Saints score their season-highest points in a game.
2. Brees takes 0 sacks.
3. Greer records at least 1 INT.
Saints 45, Cowboys 17
1. Thomas Morstead hits the giant, overhanging jumbotron with one of his very few punts.
2. Reggie Bush plays and scores a TD.
3. Saints D scores on a turnover.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Nov 24, 2010 12:37 PM CST reply actions
saints 48 cowboys 17
1. brees rating >115
2. saints get a def/st td
3. saints get 150 yds on the ground
bonus: after hearing nothing else but “dallas is turning it around under jason garrett” early… we hear nothing but “dallas is still playing uninspired ball again… exactly as i predicted” late in the game.
bonus #2: who dat chants can be heard late in the game.
"As a Saint fan I watch ‘Gone with the Wind’ just to watch Atlanta burn" -Ralph Malbrough
by DrewBreesManCrush on Nov 24, 2010 12:40 PM CST reply actions
Saints 34 Cowgirls 21
1. Lance Moore 2 TD’s
2. Mr Wendys 1 TD
3. Vilma pick 6
bonus: Shockey comes from the side line and gets into a fight
Saints 27, Cowboys 20
1. Jimmy Graham leads Saints receivers in yards.
2. Lance Moore leads Saints receivers in receptions.
3. Sean Payton will, at least once, go for it on 4th down with the Saints in field goal range.
Bonus: Turkey. Beer. Boobies.
It was worth the wait.
You might want to define FG range.
That way Dave doesn’t mark you wrong since Hartley’s range is from the 35 yard line to the 30 yard line.
Week 12 matchup: Cowboys
Week 12 motto: Lets go for 2-0 in Jerryworld
Saints 38, Dallas 17
1. Unfortunately, the defense’s struggles against tight ends continue. Dallas TEs have more than 100 yards receiving.
2. Kitna’s QB rating is under 90.
3. At least 4 different Saints score.
Bonus: This won’t be the last Saints victory in JerryWorld this season!
by nolanative on Nov 24, 2010 12:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Saints 27, Dallas 20
1/Bush scores (TD pass or reception)
2/Henderson scores.
3/Sharper interception.
"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds" -Bob Marley
by PanheadCatahoula on Nov 24, 2010 1:06 PM CST reply actions
Saints 41 - 24
- Kitna has at least 2 turnovers and is sacked at least 3 times
- Dez Bryant has at least 100 yards receiving
- Saints trail at halftime, but have a strong second half and pull away
"But tonight the Superbowl belongs to the City of New Orleans" - Roger Goodell 2/7/2010
Saints 45-17
1. Kitna has the hat trick: interception, fumble and a pick 6
2. Chris Ivory scores twice
3. Drew Brees scores a rushing TD, then shocks stadium by revealing prosthetic leg and uses it to beat Jerry Jones to death.
Happy Thanksgiving!
LOL!
You’re a shoo-in to win this week!
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Nov 24, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Saints 33 Dallas 20
1. Brees passes for more than 300 yards
2. Defense scores at least 1 td
3. Total rush yards combined teams less than 200 yards
Saints 38 Dallas 24
1. Brees passes for more than 250 yards
2. Bush gets 10+ carries
3. Defense gets 2+ turnovers in first half
2010 is cuzzin's breakout year...run with that chip bruh!
Saints 44 Dallas 17
1. Kitna knows how many bulbs are burnt out in the Superdome roof – Sacked 2 times
2. At least 3 saints with M in their names score – Well a W is just an M turned upside down
3. Saints get arrested for thievery, 3 turnovers from the “D-fence”
SP: "No, No, No. I said 'Let's all take it to the Vikes again' not' Let's all take 2 Vicoden!'"
but we're playing @ Dallas
maybe he’s hit so hard he sees the Superdome ceiling even though he’s on the turf in Dallas?
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Nov 24, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Saints 28, Dallas 20
1) Brees passes at least 250 yds, but below 280.
2) Henderson gets 1+ passing TD.
3) Kitna is sacked 3 times, including twice in the second quarter.
SAINTS: 31 GIRLS: 24
1. Brees completes passes to 8 different players
2. Colston TD
3. Henderson TD
Saints 34, Cowpokes 20
1) Drew Brees eclipses 300 yards/3 TDs passing again.
2) Saints defense forces 3 turnovers
3) Hartley makes all his kicks
Bonus time!
Over/under on number of shots of Jerry Jones pacing in the owner’s box, staring blankly at the field below: 12
Over/under on mention of Atlanta Falcons: (no line – must be in finite numbers)
Line on butt-kissing comments regarding the head coaches from Buck/Aikman: Garrett (-6) over Payton
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Buck/Aikman point out Dallas is not yet mathematically out of playoff contention.
LOL on the drinking game...
Looking forward to turning down the sound on the tv. Hope I can get radio in sync.
The Saints must repeat so I can watch the Saints win the Superbowl LIVE... Not on vhs two months later....
Saints 37 Cowboys 27
1) Dallas QB throws 2+ INT’s
2) Saints do at least one trick play resulting in either a score or a first down
3) Brees throws 3+ TD’s
Anyone wants to join me on the empty bandwagon....
Saints 45 Boys 34
1. With the Saints up by 4 TD in the 4th quarter they give up 2 TD in garbage time
2. Brees will have a 120+ QB rating w/ 0 int
3. Shanle will lead both teams in tackles
"I understand this is a violent game. It's the only place you can hit somebody and not go to jail. So you understand that it's a privilege to play this game." Danny Clark
Saints 37 Cowboys 31
1) Defense gives up over 450 yards of offense.
2) Place kicking game is shaky, but with no misses (only near-misses).
3) Drew Brees wins the galloping gobbler.
It's gonna be a great year.
meant to say in #1
Saints defense gives up over 450 yards (in case that wasn’t clear)
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Nov 25, 2010 8:13 AM CST up reply actions
42-17
1. You will be able to hear a very loud who Dat chant on tv. Graham scores again!
2. They will be a mass exodus of cowboys fans late in the third. TP picks kitna
3. Our FB scores again. Not karney, but Evans this time.
Very similar to the last NO at dal. Huh
by saints fan in cowboyland! on Nov 24, 2010 3:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Saints 31 cowboys 03
Bush helps win the game but gets no tds(he helps convert some tuff 3rd downs,or make up penalty yards back)
Saints TE’s account for most yards and TD’s
Evans gets a TD
bonus the team visualizes there second win in Dallas where once again we have home field advantage in the super bowl next year.(unless some how Houston makes the playoffs and go to the superbowl)just like they did in Miami last year.
Saints 27 Cowboys 13
1.D.Ware has 1+ sack
2.Brees throws for 300+ yds and 3+ tds
3.A Saints LB has an interception
Saints 59 Cowboys 10
1. Drew Brees passes for 350+ yards and 4+ touchdowns.
2. Chase Daniel throws 1+ touchdowns.
3. The defense scores 3+ touchdowns.
Bonus: The Cowboys get a new interim head coach.
by Grok Rocker on Nov 24, 2010 4:01 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Here's hoping you're the winner!
"In fact with that article from today that had him real lean and everything, I think I’m going to play him at corner this week in place of Tracy Porter."-Greg Williams in refefernce to Sedrick Ellis
I rec'd this also. I can't see it happening, but I hope I'm wrong ;)
(Real) Havey Pekar: I felt more alone that week than any. Sometimes I'd feel a body lying next to me like an amputee feels a phantom limb. All I did was think about Jennie Gerhardt and Alice Quinn and all the decades of people I had known. The more I thought, the more I felt like crying. Life seemed so sweet and so sad, and so hard to let go of in the end. But hey, man, every day is a brand new deal, right? Just keep on working and something's bound to turn up."
From the movie "American Splendor"
Saints 24, Cowboys 17
1. Reggie Bush scores a touchdown.
2. Jon Kitna throws for fewer than 200 yards.
3. Saints finish +2 in turnover ratio.
"Gowin on fourth and 14 will punt it away. He hangs it very high, angling it for the near sideline...HAKIM DROPS THE BALL!!! HAKIM DROPS THE BALL!! Brian Milne might've fallen on it at the ten yard line! It's the New Orleans Saints' football! Brian Milne, the most unlikely hero of them all, falls on the fumble, the muff by Hakim! There is a God after all!" -- Jim Henderson
by hakimdropstheball on Nov 24, 2010 4:06 PM CST reply actions
a reversal of last year's score - nice
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Nov 24, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Saints 31 Cowboys 24
1. Drew Brees finally goes a game without a turnover.
2. Cowboys offense proves to be a tough test and plays up to their potential, they score at least 20 points.
3. Reggie gets involved early, scores a TD in the first half.
Saints 31 - Cowboys 16
1 – “Do the Drew” has at least 250 passing yards and 2 passing TDs
2 – Devery Henderson (yes, him) has 1 TD :-)
3 – Ivory rushes for at least 100 yds
Saints 24 Cowboys 17
1. Hartley is perfect on scoring attempts, FG and PAT’s (Payton loves the new long snapper)
2. Defense goes blitz happy and get at least 3 sacks.
3. Dez Bryant gets over 100 yds from scrimmage (receiving, running, passing, punt/kick returns, whatever-yeah I’m sandbaggin this one).
Bonus: Morestead hits the scoreboard/videoscreen over the field with a punt.
"In fact with that article from today that had him real lean and everything, I think I’m going to play him at corner this week in place of Tracy Porter."-Greg Williams in refefernce to Sedrick Ellis
Saints 27, Cowboys 13
1. Drew Brees 2 TDs
2. Defense has at least 2 INTs
3. Hartley field goal within 20 yds
I'll be your huckleberry- Doc Holliday to Ringo
Saints 38 Cowpies 17
- New Orleans will score first
- The game will effectively be out of reach (NO ahead by more than 3 possessions) by the end of the 3rd quarter
- Brees will throw for over 350 yards
by theprogrammerman on Nov 24, 2010 4:43 PM CST reply actions
Saints 48 Cowgirls 21
1. Brees throws for 250 + yard 2 + TDs
2. Saints get a special teams TD
3. Bush/Ivory combine for 100 yds rushing
Bonus:Jerry Jones takes over as Cowgirls coach at halftime after Saints build a 35-0 lead.
Saints 38 Cowpatties 13
1) Brees 300+ yards, no INT’s, no sacks
2) Saints D scores at least one TD on at least 2 turnovers
3) Dall@$$ offense under 250 total yards
Bonus: Skeletor (aka Jerruh Jones) implodes in 4th quarter, then comes back from the dead to fire Woody Peckerwood (aka Jason Garrett).
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
Saints 72....Cowsh@# 0
My favorite game in forever……………..I HATE them fools.
Brees throws for 485 yards
Tusk gets 220 yards
Dallass has two fumbles and two interceptions
Garret Hartley doesn’t see the field…………………
Aint that sweeeeeeeeet ……………:>)
My Magnificent Black and Gold Warriors
Garret Hartley doesn’t see the field…………………
um, we always go for two on the PAT’s, or someone else kicks them?
Just askin……………
"In fact with that article from today that had him real lean and everything, I think I’m going to play him at corner this week in place of Tracy Porter."-Greg Williams in refefernce to Sedrick Ellis
12 TDs, no PATs
The problem so far, I think, isn’t that Hartley doesn’t see the field, but that he doesn’t see the goal posts.
It was worth the wait.
Didn't Morten
use a more narrow version of the goal posts at practice to force him to make it down the center?
"In fact with that article from today that had him real lean and everything, I think I’m going to play him at corner this week in place of Tracy Porter."-Greg Williams in refefernce to Sedrick Ellis
by BRSaintsFan on Nov 24, 2010 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
Twelve TD's and no extra points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luvin it……………………….
My Magnificent Black and Gold Warriors
Saints 27 Cowboys 19
Kitna sacked at least 3 times
Jimmy Graham scores a TD
Brees scores a rushng/sneak TD.
Happy Thanksgiving to CSC.
Aints no more
After taking a break for a week, we’re back once again with our prediction Friday’s.
Cut and paste, done!
Let's not conflate wealth with virtue.
Does this mean we were’t supposed to predict until Friday?
"In fact with that article from today that had him real lean and everything, I think I’m going to play him at corner this week in place of Tracy Porter."-Greg Williams in refefernce to Sedrick Ellis
Saints 35 Cowboys 21
1. Brees has passer rating over 100
2. Kitna has 2 turnovers
3. Thomas Morstead has 3 punts or less and one being inside the 20
Happy Turkey Day to all
"I was seven Bud Lights in." -- Sean Payton
by therunningsaintfan on Nov 24, 2010 6:58 PM CST reply actions
saints 36-cowboys 21
kitna gets sacked at least twice
brees throws for over 300 yards
colston has at least 7 receptions for at least 85 yards
"These two teams just should not play each other" ...John Madden during a 1991 Saints-Eagles game
Saints 31- Cowboys 16
1) Reggies scores at least 2 Tds
2) Saints rush for over 125 yds
3) Saints defense gets at least 3 takeaways
If Pro is the opposite of Con, what is the opposite of Progress? Congress!
-Men's Restroom - House of Representatives, Washington, DC
Saints 34 Cowboys 24
1.Bushrod does not give up a Sack to Ware, and Brees is (legally) hit less than 5
2. Saints offensive running game exceeds 100 yards, and someone with Jones as a last name has a run for 25+yards
3.Saints DST gain at least 2 takaway, with a overall game TO ratio at least +1
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
Saints 31 Dallas 17
1. Both Jimmy Graham & Chris Ivory each score at least 1 TD.
2. Saints score at least 3 TD’s passing & at least 1 TD rushing.
3. Total rushing yardage for Saints is >100 & total rushing yardage for Dallas is < 100.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
Saints 40, Cowboys 13
1. Saints dominate TOP by more than 5 minutes.
2. Saints have no turnovers
3. Cowboys score garbage time TD in 4th qtr.
Dorothy-"But how can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" Scarecrow- "I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking." -Wizard of Oz
Saints 31 Cowboys 16
I should star making the same predictions every week.
Brees completes at least 70% of his pass attempts and has a completion of 35+ yards.
Saints are up by more than a touchdown after the first quarter.
Saints D has 3+ sacks.
If I am good I could add years to my life / I would rather add some life to my years.
Saints 48 Cowgirls 27
1. Morstead hits jumbotron with punt.
2. Brees has passer rating over 120.
3. Ivory wins the galloping gobbler award.
Bonus: Commentators will say that if Brees keeps up his level of play he could challenge Vick for MVP…
The Saints must repeat so I can watch the Saints win the Superbowl LIVE... Not on vhs two months later....
Saints 27 Crygirls 17
1.Brees 300 + pass yds.
2.Saints have a 20+ yd. rush TD.
3.Saints D 2 sacks,2 TO’s.
Tie break: Jerrah picks his nose on camera.
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever will.-Jim Mora Sr.
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica-Jim Halpert
3.Saints @least 2 Sacks,@least 2 TO's
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever will.-Jim Mora Sr.
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica-Jim Halpert
Saints 48 cow-aints 19
maybe I should have deducted at least 1 point for a missed extra point in my score.
1. At least 5 offensive T.D.s
2.At least 1 defensive T.D
3.Hartley makes all kick atempts. Ha! ha!
When I say WHO DAT U say TWO DAT!!!
by cajuncommando58 on Nov 25, 2010 1:39 AM CST reply actions
learned my lesson last week
You noticed I threw the At Least clause in my predictions this week!
When I say WHO DAT U say TWO DAT!!!
by cajuncommando58 on Nov 25, 2010 1:41 AM CST up reply actions
Be careful when you drive in Texas
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get
stopped a second time, they make you use them.
When I say WHO DAT U say TWO DAT!!!
by cajuncommando58 on Nov 25, 2010 1:44 AM CST up reply actions
Saints 49 Cowboys 14
1. Brees throws 5 td passes.
2. Saints Defense gets a pick six and a fumble recovery.
3. Cowboys don’t surpass 350 yards total offense.
Let’s Geaux get em.
Saints 41 Cowboys 23
1. Drew Brees throws 3+ TDs and over 300 yards
2. Cowboys only sack Brees once
3. Kitna throws 1+ INT/ Saints D sacks Kitna at least twice
Saints 35 Cowboys 13
1. Drew Brees has 250>yards passing>300
2. Graham has most receiving yards
3. JuJo scores a TD
Saints Forty-burger, Cowboys complete humiliation
1. I suck at this
2. I suck at this
3. I suck at this
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Nov 25, 2010 7:55 AM CST reply actions
3 for 3 is in your future
but then you won’t suck at it, and the predictions become null and void – YOU CAN’T WIN – AUGHHHHHHH!!!
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Nov 25, 2010 8:16 AM CST up reply actions
see? I told you I sucked at this
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Nov 25, 2010 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
yeah, too bad
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Nov 25, 2010 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
Saints - Who Cares? Cowboys - Less
Drew Brees will throw his first pickless game since week 4
Colston will grab another TD catch
Cowboys will attempt a trick play(i.e fake punt, fake field goal)
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
Saints 27 Cowboys 0
Saints get 4+ sacks
No INTs for Brees
Saints Defense or Special Teams (not including XPs or FGs) scores
Saints 24 Cowboys 21
1) Brees has 250+ yards with 1 TD to Jimmy Graham
2) Chris Ivory and Julius Jones each score rushing TD’s
3) Tracy Porter gets 2 INTs
Hope I'm not late. Saints 31-17
1. Drew Brees throws for 300+ yards and and at least 1 pick.
2. Ivory scores at least once
3. The Saints force 4+ turnovers

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