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The Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Dallas Cowboys

 

Down in the bayou where the water is black,

Lives a voodoo man in a little old shack,

He conjures up spells for his New Orleans Saints,

Now they the reigning champs and no longer Aints,

Dem Dallas Cowboys took them to school last year,

Dey broke our streak and to this eye brought a tear,

So da Gris Gris Man for this one has no pity,

He’s conjuring up some voodoo to wreck dat city,

So all you mommas and pappas beware,

Do not let your kids out or at the TV stare,

Come Thanksgiving Day the Saints will prevail,

We sending dem Cowboys somewhere worse den jail,

You think they look like the walking dead now,

I’m gonna make ‘em zombies and to my will they will bow,

All their passes will be slapped back into their faces,

And when they pull their foots out their mouths they will all need braces,

I’m seriously thinking of not letting them get even one score,

GGM’s locking up our goal line like a bank vault door,

Now their defensive ends will fall on their faces,

When Saint Drew Brees throws the ball in all the right places,

Our offensive line will blow them pony riders so far back,

They gonna have to buy some potatoes to even see a sack,

I brewed up a potion so powerful and strong,

When we finish with them they will be wearing our girlfriends thongs,

Now this embarrassment on our national Turkey day,

Will have them wondering if they ever again want to play,

Dey fired Bum jr and I’m wondering who’s next,

I’m thinking about Jerry Jones to get my next hex,

I just might make all that plastic surgery turn sour,

And during this game he’ll age hour by hour,

So old Papa Legba I’m calling on you,

Pass your dead hand over my magic brew,

When I sneak into dat new stadium and spread it thick,

Every Cowboy fan in da land will turn up sick,

It aint gonna be from no rotten bird or dressing,

Gonna be from da spell and around I aint messing,

So FDL and Supa St Jenkins and all da crew if ya going to da game,

Be sure to wear your Saints jerseys so you don’t come up lame,

Dat new stadium is getting all the power I can muster,

The aftermath will look like when dem Indians got hold of Custer!

            

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

 

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

MENTAL ALERT!  COWBOY  FANS AND DAT COOL LANG COLLINS!   DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

PS Dat Mrs Collins sure is fine…give her a big wet kiss for the GGM!

This FanPost was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.

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