Buccaneers @ Saints: Game Predictions

1. Brees has at least 400 yards passing.
2. Saints defense and/or special teams scores at least 1 TD.
3. Saints win takeaway battle by a margin of at least +2.

Bonus: Remi Ayodele urinates on LeGarrette Blount, who then punches Remi, resulting in Blount breaking his hand. Remi laughs and says, “Is that all you got p****?” The crowd goes wild and sets a new record for decibel level in the Dome.

1) Brees throws exactly one INT, tying Aaron Brooks for the most INTs thrown in a season

2) Ivory, Bush, and PT each get at least one TD.

3) Devery Henderson goes over 100 yards receiving with at least 1 TD.

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1. LeGarrette Blount scores a TD.
2. Drew Brees throws at least one TD and at least one INT.
3. Atlanta’s margin of victory against Carolina is greater than the Saints’ margin of victory against Tampa Bay.

1. The Saints exceed their current season-high of 32 rushing plays (which was set in the first Tampa game)

2. Reggie Bush returns a punt for a touchdown

3. There will be a Chase Daniel Under Center Sighting

1. Brees does not throw an INT.
2. Saints get more rushing yards than Tampa.
3. Defense scores at least 1 TD.

1) Saints run a trick play resulting in either a 1st down or in points

2) Arrington scores a TD

3) We run 55%+ of the plays

…who voted me the winner of last week’s contest. If I can bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes me feel all my hard work ain’t been in vain for nothin.

Now, on to the predictions…

Saints 34, Bucs 21

1. Dave will take a lot of cheerleader pictures—but he won’t post the really good ones. Then he’ll deny he has them and say this prediction failed. You just watch.

2. Bucs will win the turnover battle (jeez, Drew!)

3. Saints will have at least one injury that will have everyone depressed next week.

1. Drew finally goes a game without a turnover
2. We rush for at least 1/2 of the yardage total that we pass for.
3. Brees does not play in the fourth quarter.

1) Drew has no pic’s( tuneing up for the post)

2)Defense has two pics

3)Reggie has a great day 125plus yards of off.

1. Drew throws more INT than Freeman
2. We have over 100 yards rushing.
3. Saints have a lead at halftime, and at least 1 starter gets pulled at halftime.

1) Saints get at least 2 ints
2) Adrian Arrington score at least 1 td
3) Chase Daniel throws a TD pass or scores a TD

1.Ivory will have more yards than Blount

2.Brees wont throw an interception

3.Hartley will make a 40+ yd FG

1. Hartley will never miss.
2. Brees will pass for at least 250 yards.
3. Shockey will get at least one TD.

Saints offense nets 400+ yards
TPA rushes it up over 150yds
Drew gets caught blowing a snot rocket again!

1. Malcolm Jenkins has a pick six.

2. Chris Ivory has at least one touchdown.

3. Adrian Arrington has 100 all purpose yards and at least one touchdown.

Bonus: Panthers send Fox off in style by beating Atlanta and getting his bud’s team the #1 seed.

1.Drew throws no picks
2 Defense has 3+ take aways
3 Saints rush for 125+ yards

I expect complete and utter domination going into the playoffs as we start to seperate the pretenders from the contenders this is part 2 last week was part 1

1. Saints turn the ball over in the red-zone at least once in each half.
2. Saints D holds Bucs to under 200 yds passing and under 100 yds rushing
3. Saints score on special teams play.

1. Saints have over 100 yards on the ground
2. Bucs have under 300 yards of offense
3. Saints have 2 or fewer turnovers

1. Chase Daniel completes at least two passes
2. Reggie Bush at least 10 touches (including returns)
3. Devery Henderson TD

1. Lance makes two touchdowns, Shockey, Graham and Meachem get one each, all thrown by Brees, 5 total.
2. Sharper and Porter each have 1 interception.
3. The Bucs lose 3 fumbles.
Lagniappe: After the game, Payton and Morris join on the field to shake hands, but Morris starts making gestures and starts yelling at Payton. This goes on for a couple of minutes, then Payton with his normal little smirk smile pats Morris on the shoulder and jogs off to the locker room. Come to find out that Morris was pissed off because all year long he’s been telling the world that 10-6 was good enough to go to the playoffs and the Bucs were going to be 10-6. What he was telling Payton was that they were supposed to win so that his team could be 10-6 but Payton ruined that for him and it was Paytons fault.

1. Saints hold Blount to less than 75 yards
2. Brees has no interceptions.
3. Reggie scores a TD

1. Saints have no more than 1 sack
2. Julius Jones gets at least 75 yards from scrimmage
3. Jimmy Graham has over 75 yards receiving

1. Julius Jones gets a TD

2. Drew Brees pulled prior to the start of the 3rd quarter.

3. Chase—CHASE!—Daniel engineers a touchdown drive.

1) we lose the turnover battle 3 to 1
2) PT leads all rushers
3) we have a season best sack total for a game

extra….shockey impregnates a Bucks presonel (female).

For all of u still predicting, I don’t think Pierre or Colston will be in this game. Ivory, I think will get a few plays. I think, Julius and Bush will see a bunch of action.

1. Saints win
2. Bucs lose
3. I eat another hamburger! (You’ll have to trust me on this one.)

Uh, hands down, u win this weeks prediction poll. Yes I believe you’ll eat the hamburger, therefore u win because the rest is certainly true. The score might be a little off, but it will be close enough for your win. I got the saints winning by 31.

1. Hartley makes all kicks (Still working)
2. Four different Saints players score a touchdown either offense or defense.
3.Sean chew juicy fruit. ( OK I took a gimme so sue me!)

1. Graham, Bush and Jones Touchdowns.
2. Drew Brees 75%+ completion rating and 250+ yards.
3. +2 or better turnovers.

Bonus: I’ll see Dave a “Mike Smith will be caught on national TV having at least one profanity-laden tirade” and raise him one( at least 2).

Double bonus(Atlanta/Carolina Game): Ryan throws 5 interceptions and is benched by the with 5 mins or more left in the game. Ok sue me for this one but all we need is the talking heads to keep talking about how error free he is and it could happen lol.

1. Drew Brees rushes for a touchdown.
2. The Saints defense picks off three passes.
3. The Bucs hold the Saints total running game to under 100 yards.

1. Brees completes passes to 8 or more recievers/tight
ends/tailbacks/fullbacks/offensive lineman (gasp…gasp…)
2. (gasp…) Jimmy Graham… catches 3+ passes…
3. Josh Freeman… (gasp)throws at least one…pick…
Bonus- I should really…start an excercise program… you know you’re out of shape when (pant) you can’t even say all that without sweating a pool the size… of the Gulf of Mexico…
that’s what I get for being…specific… wheeze

1. Jimmy Graham has a TD
2. L Blount under 60 yards rushing
3. Bucs put up 0 points in 2 qtrs

Bonus: Coach gets his first week 17 win ever.

Happy New Year

Brees 250 yards Passing,
Chris Ivory 1 TD
Arringtion Gets his first catch in the game.

1. FPK is golden with no misses.
2. Tusk is good for at least 75 total yards.
3. Graham is good for a least 1 TD.

Bonus: Rated PG: A seven year old little boy, who has a speech impediment and is dressed as a pirate, is out Trick-or-Treating. He rings the door bell and a sweet little ol’
lady opens it and sees that he’s dressed as Blackbeard. She drops some candy in his sack and asks him “Mr. Pirate, where’s your Buccaneers?”
He replies, “Unner my bucking hat!”

1. ivory 100yds on the ground
2. 3+ sacks for the d
3. def td

bonus: carolina wins!! jk, of course they dont.

Brees throws at least one INT
Ivory rushes for 125 yards
Blount rushes for 100

Falcons up 27-3 at halftime and Saints starters get pulled.

1) Brees throws for at least one TD and one INT

2) Julius Jones has one rushing TD

3) Blount fumbles twice, losing one

Bonus: Falcons sweat until Weems returns a kick-off for a TD just before halftime for a 14-7 Falcons lead

Coming off my best predicitons of the season, all 3 half right: Saints tight ends scored once (I predicted twice) Saints running back scored once (I said twice) Brees threw 2 interceptions (I said Ryan would) Hate to screw up my hot streak, but:

1) Henderson and Meacham score.

2) Hartley kicks three FG.

3) Freeman rushes for 60 yards.

Saints 23, Bucs 21

1. Jenkins gets an int.
2. Drew finally breaks int streak
3. Saints win TOP and TOs

1. Bush scores

2. Saints D causes 2+ takeaways

3. Brees not sacked

1. Drew 250+ pass yds @ least 2 TD’s
2. Lance Moore has @ least 5 rec + 1 TD.
3. Bucs commit @ least 2 TO’s
Happpy Who-Dat New Year!