Horn of Ram and tail of sheep,
Put into my pot to make it reek,
Crushed up monkey bones and make a rue,
Come on Pappa Legba I’m callin on you,
Add some spiders and nematoads,
Throw in some carrion from da side of da road,
Pickled pigs feet and some chittlins too,
All this goes into my magical brew,
Stirred all night by some naked zombie girlz,
While I watch very closely as I add a baby squirrel,
Chunk in some power I got from FDL,
And add a little limburger cheese just for the smell,
Supwam Yeelog Ungawa Bojeezel,
I speak these words as I add two weasels,
Now cook this down from dusk to dawn,
When I cast this spell it will do great harm,
Gonna make dat arm of Bradford fall off,
And Jackson will come down with a cough,
Now dat Amendola in his eyes dis I will rub,
Den in da locker room he will slip in da tub,
Now just to make sure I got their attention,
Brees will throw 2 TD’s to Malcom Jenkins,
So now the Gris Gris Man done busted this spell,
Da Saints will go 13 and 3 again and all will be well,
We can’t win da Super Bowl now every year,
Da shock to da Nation would be too severe,
But we can do what dey all said couldn’t be done,
And dats two Super Bowls back to back we can won!
GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD
VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.
PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!
MENTAL ALERT! OPPOSING TEAMS, DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE! SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!