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2010 CSC Community Mock Draft: The Jacksonville Jaguars Select...

We're now onto the tenth pick in our second annual CSC community mock draft. Today's pick for the Jacksonville Jaguars was made by Monkey Poop Battle. I will let him take over and reveal the player he has selected. Thanks to him for his participation. 

  

The tenth pick in the Canal Street Chronicles mock draft will be made by our resident poo slinger, Monkey Poop Battle. He is both a scholar and a gentleman. If your man stopped using lady-scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he would smell like MPB. A woman once got pregnant simply by looking into his eyes. He is about to throw a handful of knowledge feces your way, so you'd better prepare yourself to catch his nuggets of wisdom. He's on a horse (Note: Monkey Poop Battle may have written his own intro and forced Saintsational to post it under threat of projectile excrement).

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With the tenth pick in the CSC community mock draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars select...

Rolando McClain, LB, Alabama

 

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Who wears short jorts . . .

Ha ha, just kidding. No, we do not project the Jacksonville Jaguars selecting potential fourth string tight end Tim Tebow with the tenth pick in the 2010 draft. I just posted his picture at the top of this summary because I know that the very mention of wasting such a high pick on a project like Tebow makes many Big Cat Country readers' heads explode Scanners style. You might ask why I hold such vitriol for a team the Saints only play once every four years, a team the Saints have faced only four times in their entire history? Because I am still bitter about this:

 

Summary of the Current State of the Jacksonville Jaguars

The Jacksonville Jaguars of the past few years remind me of the Jim Haslett Saints of 2000-2005. Both had mediocre offenses with a couple of talented players. Both were led by a quarterback that does well enough to keep his job, but is hard to imagine leading a team to the Superbowl. Both defenses were worse than mediocre, but had a few quality players that prevented them from being an utter disaster. Both teams could beat any opponent on their schedule with the right breaks, but could just as easily lose to the worst team on their schedule. In short, the Jaguars are an inconsistent team, one whose current form has enough upside to potentially make it to the playoffs, but likely little else. In fact, I'm not entirely convinced that Jack Del Rio and Jim Haslett aren't the same person.

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Jacksonville Drafts the Best Available Player

The Jaguars are more than one player away from being a Superbowl contender, so it would probably be wise to look for the best available player regardless of position rather than to chase a specific need. Fortunately, it appears as though that is the philosophy of the Jaguar's GM, Gene Smith. Last year, Jacksonville selected offensive tackle Eugene Monroe, despite the fact that OT was probably at the bottom of the list of team needs.

For the purposes of this mock draft, I am assuming the Jaguars are unable to trade down (something they would probably like to do, considering they do not have a 2nd round draft pick this year). At this point, it becomes a guessing game as to what player the Jaguars will have graded the highest. According to our mock draft, Joe Haden, Eric Berry, and Taylor Mays are all off the board. If any of these three are somehow remaining when the Jaguars make their pick, all three will receive serious consideration. Wide receiver Dez Bryant out of Oklahoma State will get a very good look. His off the field issues may have cost him a few spots in this draft, but that might play into the Jaguar's hands with the tenth pick. C. J. Spiller, running back from Clemson, will be a tempting option as well. He is an explosive running back, and would compliment Maurice Jones-Drew in the Jaguar's run heavy offense. Defensive tackles Dan Williams from Tennessee and Brian Price from UCLA are both very talented players that could step in on day one. Brian Price may be graded a bit lower for other teams, but his pass rush abilities would be a major asset to Jacksonville's defense woes. Chances are the Jaguars will have him graded higher than other teams because he would fit in their scheme very easily. Safety Earl Thomas from Texas is another player that the Jaguars will take a serious look at.

Still, for my money, there is one player that stands out above the available players listed above. I predict the Jacksonville Jaguars will spend the tenth pick on the best available player, and that player is:

Rolando McClain, ILB, Alabama

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Yippee-ki-yay, mother@#%&er!

Rolando McClain, middle linebacker from the National Champion Alabama Crimson Tide, is the complete package. With 274 career tackles, 29.5 tackles for losses, and five interceptions in three years with the Tide, he has the stats to justify a high draft pick. Listed at 6'4" at 258lbs., he has the frame to be a force in the middle of the Jaguar's defense. More importantly, he is a guy that is known as a successful leader and a bright mind capable of getting his teammates in the right position for defensive success. Some pundits suspect he will fall in the draft after disclosing that he suffers from Crohn's disease, an inflammation of the lower intestines. Don't expect this to seriously affect his draft stock in Jacksonville, however. Current Jags QB David Garrard also suffers from the same affliction, and it has hardly been an issue for the team.

If the Jaguar's are truly looking for the best available player, Rolando McClain is their guy. Linebacker may not be the biggest team need, but he will almost certainly improve their struggling defense. If the Jaguar's do select him with the 10th pick, he will become my odds on favorite player to win the Defensive Rookie of the Year honors, and will likely be an impact player and leader for the next several years.

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love the write-up, love the audio-visual extras, and particularly love the captions

that adds up to (let’s see…carry the 2, i before e except after c, d is for devil and devil is DOWN…) – I LOVE THE PICK.

well done, MPB. How many first-round picks do you have, anyway? You must have given up much in previous drafts, right? Or maybe you just traded away all your aging talent with “character issues” for future picks…regardless, you are making a killing in this draft.

Hope this comment makes up a bit for the 15 others who voted without commenting (unless, of course you voted for yourself, and in that case your write-up counts as a comment).

Happy Saturday morning everyone!!

"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis

by HansDat on Mar 13, 2010 9:07 AM CST reply actions  

what?

I couldn’t hear you, I was staring at Tim Tebow.

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by Dave Cariello on Mar 13, 2010 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah, I bet you never knew he had a pair of...

shorts like that.

"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis

by HansDat on Mar 13, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks HanDat

Yeah, I’m the new England Patriots of mock draft write ups . . . I just keep collecting 1st round picks and then trading them for future picks.

by TheBobLoblawBlog on Mar 13, 2010 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Picking for the Jags isn't like kissing your date through a screen door

…it’s like dating a screen door. Good job, considering that it’s thankless. Nobody seems to care about the Jags, not even their fans. When they’re the Los Angeles Jaguars, even fewer people will care about them.

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.." --J.O.L.

by MtnExile on Mar 13, 2010 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

Funny coming from a fan of a team that had one foot out the door to San Antonio before Katrina

Either way, very good pick MPB. Although I’ve personally cooled on McClain, it would still be a good pick.

by Jonathan Loesche on Mar 13, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That wasn't meant to be a knock against the Jags

It’s just a fact. The Jaguars have to cover up parts of their stands to make it look like they’re selling tickets. Being a Jags fan must feel like a thankless task as well—at least, Wayne Weaver doesn’t seem to care.

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.." --J.O.L.

by MtnExile on Mar 13, 2010 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

In fairness, that’s the same reason why Superdome seats alternate in color. Not that anyone has noticed the past few years, with all the butts in them. Just saying Jacksonville isn’t unique to such tricks by any means.

"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper

by coldpizza on Mar 14, 2010 5:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I've spent time in Jax..

…I’ve never witnessed a more lethargic fan base. Trying to compare Jags fans to Saints fans is like comparing a Yugo to a Ferrari. Even when the Saints sucked, we cared about our team. Even when the Jags are contenders, no one in Jax seems to notice.

I almost moved to Jax for jobs twice, and both times I turned it down, because it is the single most boring large city I’ve ever visited. That’s right, Greensboro, NC is more interesting and has more going on….

Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!

by GSO Saints Fan on Mar 14, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Funny on the analogy of dating a screen door. I just commented on the Jag’s site that the game they won with Carney’s missed extra point must have been a weak victory for them, in that winning a game on a missed extra point is the equivalent of kissing your cousin.

by TheBobLoblawBlog on Mar 13, 2010 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

If you want to get technical about it, they won it on Marler’s FG. The missed PAT merely prevented the Saints from tying it in regulation. The Jags could have still conceivably won the game in OT. So many people fail to realize that, along with the fact that even had the Saints gone on to win, they had already been eliminated from playoff contention, before the River City Relay TD ever took place. That’s somewhat comparable to Mike Jones’s Super Bowl tackle as time expired. Kevin Dyson didn’t come within a yard of winning the Super Bowl. He came within a yard of pulling the Titans within one point of the Rams’ lead. There’s no way in hell Jeff Fisher (or any head coach) goes for two in that situation. The Rams could have still won the game in OT, just as easily as the Titans could have. Same goes for both the Saints and Jaguars, albeit with nothing on the line either way.

"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper

by coldpizza on Mar 14, 2010 5:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Patience, grasshopper. Jerry Lee Lewis isn’t dead yet.

"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper

by coldpizza on Mar 14, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess I kinda like this since it means a player useful to the Saints at DT/DE/OLB wasn’t picked and thus a better one might be available by the time our pick rolls around. But I’m not convinced he was really the BPA or the BFA (Best Fit Available).

For those who can't remember the uncapped FA rules, this link's for you.

by FriarBob on Mar 13, 2010 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

I really don't think the Jags care about Best Fit Available

Unless it involves them trading positions into one in which the best available player is the best fit available. It was hard to write this post, because I am about 40% certain that the Jaguars will trade down.

by TheBobLoblawBlog on Mar 13, 2010 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

They’d be wise to, although I do like the McClain pick.

"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper

by coldpizza on Mar 14, 2010 5:36 AM CST up reply actions  

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