"Saints" The Movie
by GRlZZ on Mar 13, 2010 1:02 AM CST
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Ok, I got this idea when I commented this in a previous fanshot. Who would you pick to be the main character's in a 2009 season Saints movie? Try to stick to the primary players, but if there's someone who you really wanna pick go for it.
Here's what mine would look like:
* Drew Brees - Viggo Mortensen {this one isn't even close...but how bad ass would it be to have Aragorn marching down the field on the Colts in the Superbowl!]
via www.boston.com
* Sean Payton - Bruce Willis* [I think Bruce could pull off the voice and the squinty eyed-ness of our great coach]
via offsideswithfletcher.files.wordpress.com
* Reggie Bush - Mekhi Phifer* [I was trying to go with a "smaller-ish" kinda guy that's got that fresh face]
via www.studentsoftheworld.info
Pierre Thomas - anyone got one for pierre?
*Marques Colston- Robert Meachem* [Do they look alike to you? I think I'm running out of african american actors...]
* Robert Meachem - Marques Colston * [see above]
via nfldotcom.files.wordpress.com
via www.blogcdn.com
* Lance Moore - Drake *
via djmobeatz.files.wordpress.com
via chicksinthehuddle.com
* Jahri Evans - The same guy from the blind side?* [this is harder than I thought...]
via o.aolcdn.com
* Will Smith - Will Smith!* [ok maybe it's a reach on this one...]
* Jeremy Shockey - Seth Rogen* [Ok...maybe this one is horrible but I needed something...]
via images2.wikia.nocookie.net
via siliconangle.com
* Darren Sharper - Jamie Foxx* [Gotta have that smile right?]
* Tracy Porter - Ron Artest*
via www.pe.com
via trumbullisland.com
and of course my favorite: Quentin Tarantino playing Mickey Loomis!
Ok...maybe I'm not the best at this...what's your ideas?
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Tom Benson = Charles Durning. No, he doesn’t look just like Benson, but he’s too good an actor to pass up.
Rita Benson = Angelina Jolie. Hey, this is Hollywood.
For the reenactment of the Super Bowl sequences, negotiations with The Who broke down, and they had to be replaced with animatronic characters from Pirates of the Caribbean. Nobody noticed.
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.." --J.O.L.
HA! I was watching Oh Brother Where Art Thou? last night
<This isn’t from that but it’s closer to Benson.
I’m sure Rita will be flattered.
Boom on The Who.
I'm a faker, a paper clown
Brian Dennehy or the Dad from Wonder Years as Benson and Mary Steenburgen as Gayle
and that bald fat guy from mtv movie stuff a few years ago as Benson’s skinhead grandson who manages the ranches for Benson
with J.Lo as Rita, and
Arsenio Hall as Khai Harley
and
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio as Vicky Neumeyer, the skilled team legal counsel who can’t shake the fact that everyone thinks she’s Loomis’ administrative aide. (hilarity ensues when she’s asked to fix the paper jam…)
oh, wait, this is turning into a wacky sitcom on the WB – SORRY!
"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis
PS - BANG and BOOM! Rec'd it
Great idea, GRIZZ!!
Rec this up to keep it high on the page and let’s keep this discussion going…I’m already laughing myself to tears
"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis
Dennehy went to my high school
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by Dave Cariello on Mar 13, 2010 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
Miss Gayle (sorry I really like Charles Durning and J.Lo?? I know it’s Hollywood but..)
Close enough.
More hilarity, please
I'm a faker, a paper clown
well done, Stu - Great use of google images
Durning is much better than Dennehey.
And if Vicky just had her hair and jewelry upgraded to Hollywood levels, she’d be right there! LOL
"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis
The girlfriend & I have been talking about this since the SB!
…we hadn’t figured out Drew, but Viggo is PERFECT!
Bruce Willis as SP is good, but we picked Billy Bob Thornton…
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
I don't like Viggo for Drew
For Payton, I think you have to somehow get Kenny Chesney to act. Seth Rogen as Shockey would just be hilarious.
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by Dave Cariello on Mar 13, 2010 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
You've got it all wrong for Payton.
You guys don’t know it, but our coach is a secret agent:
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Mar 13, 2010 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
While we're on the subject of 007s
Anybody think Roger Moore could make a good Jim Henderson?
"I want to hand this trophy to the MVP of the Super Bowl -- and the MVP of the entire league.''
-- Saints coach Sean Payton, handing the Vince Lombardi Trophy to Drew Brees after Super Bowl 44.
by VAsaintsfan on Mar 13, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Featuring Rosie O’Donnell as Hurricane Katrina!
"I want to hand this trophy to the MVP of the Super Bowl -- and the MVP of the entire league.''
-- Saints coach Sean Payton, handing the Vince Lombardi Trophy to Drew Brees after Super Bowl 44.
she could be the budwieser bridge
"if you know what life is worth, you will look for yours on earth" Bob Marley
by sernycrusher on Mar 13, 2010 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
and beaky buzzard as the unknown who dat
"if you know what life is worth, you will look for yours on earth" Bob Marley
by sernycrusher on Mar 13, 2010 12:16 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
haha
i see it
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by Dave Cariello on Mar 13, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
my momma done tole meeee
to bring home some dinnerrrrrrrr lol…his voice was funny as hell
"These two teams just should not play each other" ...John Madden during a 1991 Saints-Eagles game
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
by coldpizza on Mar 13, 2010 1:38 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
hahaha
nice
"if you know what life is worth, you will look for yours on earth" Bob Marley
by sernycrusher on Mar 13, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Hilarious!!!
"It's better to burn out than fade away."
by SaintsFan-KS on Mar 13, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
that works well
"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis
Aidan Quinn as Mickey Loomis
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
by coldpizza on Mar 13, 2010 2:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'd pay full ticket price to see that
maybe we could have that Tebow Jorts girl as a Saintsational
"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis
I hoping you mean a Saintsation. Dave, feel free to ban Hans for that.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
yes, please don't ban me - I meant as a Saintsation
my fingers must have been on AUTO-type. Sorry for the slander/libel/injustice.
"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis
Naw,
I like the idea of Saintsational being played by the Tebow Jorts girl. Stick to your guns HansDat!!
This thread is brilliant
coldpizza has a gift. He should work as a casting director.
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someone mentioned
rosie odennell as hurricane katrina…i think she would be better cast as charles grant. think of how well she could emote the injustice of being cut from the team lol.
"These two teams just should not play each other" ...John Madden during a 1991 Saints-Eagles game
that's great
my brother and i always mention and laugh at that comparison
"if you know what life is worth, you will look for yours on earth" Bob Marley
by sernycrusher on Mar 13, 2010 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Michael Stipe as John Carney?
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
by coldpizza on Mar 13, 2010 7:10 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Is this too much?
PT played by Alfonso Ribeiro?
"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis
I've got the plot!...
Christopher Lloyd is narrating the movie…but he also plays…dun dun dun…
And it starts out showing the redskins game…when Meachem strips the ball and the saints fans go wild…the camera shows the crowd… zooms in on the unknown whodat the narrator says “hold it there…that’s me…” and something cheezy like “and this was the moment we knew we were special”…an opening credits song plays…anyone got a good opening credits/closing credits song??
Woody Harrelson as Chris Reis!
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Mar 13, 2010 11:02 PM CST reply actions
Patton Oswalt as Jon Stinchcomb
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Mar 13, 2010 11:06 PM CST reply actions
haha!
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by Dave Cariello on Mar 16, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Omar Epps as Marques Colston
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Mar 13, 2010 11:12 PM CST reply actions
no I don't think he will be available, if the steelers make a movie about the 2008 super bowl team
we have him locked up to play Mike Tomlin
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by WVPiratesfan on Mar 16, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Vin Diesel as Scott Shanle
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Mar 13, 2010 11:15 PM CST reply actions
Keasey looks like he’s got a giant tarantula f***ing the back of his neck.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
by coldpizza on Mar 14, 2010 5:06 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow
That was foul to do the Colts like that, ESPECIALLY Peyton Manning, he’s one of us like it or not Louisiana bred. We are New Orleans.
We gotta stay hungry, we gotta smell greatness, WE... ARE... NEW ORLEANS!!!
by The Fleur De Lis on Mar 14, 2010 3:22 AM CST reply actions
actually..
what’s so foul about big bird? besides him being a fowl…
by GRlZZ on Mar 14, 2010 4:23 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I just know it isn't easy being green
"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis
You could always swing by Stampede Blue and give them permission to come up with a Courtney Roby look alike, if it makes you feel better. Born and raised in Indianapolis, he’s one of them … like it or not.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
Don't forget the Colts were originally B'More's team.
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Mar 14, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m not sure what that has to do with anything. Had the Saints moved to New Orleans from Medicine Hat, would Peyton Manning be any less a New Orleanian?
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
I was referring to Roby.
Maybe he hasn’t always followed the Colts his whole life given they only moved there in ‘84. I thought it was later, which is why I suggested maybe he hadn’t been a Colts fan his WHOLE life.
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Mar 14, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Good point. He was born in ‘83. Who do you think he pulled for that first year of his existence? My guess would be Mrs. Roby’s left nipple.
The Fleur de lis’s post (to which I was responding) didn’t mention anything about Manning being a Saints fan his WHOLE life (nor at all). Just that he was Louisiana bred. As in “why are we ripping on one of our own?” My counterpoint being that Manning is no more “one of our own” than Roby is “one of Indianapolis’s”.
Neither has anything to do with the NFL team that happens to play their home games within those respective home cities. Had we been talking about a Jaguar from New Orleans and a Saint from Jacksonville, would the fact that Jacksonville never had an NFL team until 1996, have any bearing on how much of a Jackonvillian the latter was? Is a person born in New Orleans prior to 1966 less of a New Orleanian than someone born here since we were awarded a franchise?
I just don’t understand what the two NFL teams have to do with that. Hang on, I’ll pretend it does matter and one up you. Roby stayed in state and attended Indiana for four years. Where did Peyton attend college?
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
by coldpizza on Mar 15, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brees - Morgenstern . . . not even close?!!!!!
With all due and cordial respect, GRIZZ, are you nucking futs?
Here’s the King Leonidas Bacchus needed for Drew’s role:
Gerald Butler (HOO HOO HOO)
by CobraJet428 on Mar 15, 2010 7:00 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Drew Brees?
They could reverse image all of his close up shots to better position the teratoma.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
An alternate for Vilma
For your information Viking's and Colt's fans, no matter how much you say it, you were not the better team in 2009.
Courtney Roby
For your information Viking's and Colt's fans, no matter how much you say it, you were not the better team in 2009.
Remi Ayodele
For your information Viking's and Colt's fans, no matter how much you say it, you were not the better team in 2009.
Dan Campbell
For your information Viking's and Colt's fans, no matter how much you say it, you were not the better team in 2009.
gah! you stole mine!
Ive been waiting for like 2 hours to get back to my computer to put that!!! GAH!!! its all good in tha hood though..
Troy Evans
The guy plays Bobby on Cougar Town.
For your information Viking's and Colt's fans, no matter how much you say it, you were not the better team in 2009.
haha!!!
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by Dave Cariello on Mar 16, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
How about this guy
For your information Viking's and Colt's fans, no matter how much you say it, you were not the better team in 2009.
Not a dead ringer, but no one knows who Jeff Charleston is anyway
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
keith sardine the dean of jeans charleston
"if you know what life is worth, you will look for yours on earth" Bob Marley
by sernycrusher on Mar 16, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I can just picture
SP gathering the guys and saying “listen, were gonna lighten the mood today. I’m gonna show you what your fans do for fun”. I could see our team rolling at this whole thread.
No kidding. Somebody should make sure to type Sean Payton’s name several dozen times so it shows up better in his minion’s search engines and he gets it added to his printout on his desk… :)
For those who can't remember the uncapped FA rules, this link's for you.
Forest Whitaker as...
Charlie “Bird” Parker….as Jermon Bushrod.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Mar 15, 2010 5:43 PM CDT reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh this is too funny!!!!!!
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by Dave Cariello on Mar 16, 2010 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I had posted that one before. Just figured it belonged in this thread.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
"Whoa! uhh ... ha hehe ah huh hehe ... that was cool."
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
Dennis Johnson as Billy Miller
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
by coldpizza on Mar 16, 2010 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE - well done CP
"I have all of the love in the world for Darren Sharper. I just don't have all the money in the world for Darren Sharper." Mickey Loomis
Can Reggie Bush play Reggie Bush?
He needs to play himself with lots of shirtless time in the movie. Also Bruce Willis is my husband’s man crush so if he played Payton my husband might actually watch it. He thinks Willis is a bad ass and watches any of the Die Hard movies if they are on, even though he’s seen them for the umpteenth time.
Also Sean William Scott should play Fujita since he’s ripped and hilarious:
And since I am sure there will be a scene about the Vikings, how about the guy who played Corky for Farve?
"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." - Vince Lombardi
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