Jeremy Shockey unplugged

This has to be the funniest report i have read on a saints player.

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I hope by funny

you mean stupid. I don’t even get it, to be honest with you, but this is the exact reason Bleacher Report is garbage.

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by Dave Cariello on Mar 20, 2010 2:01 PM CDT reply actions

from a comical perspective not a journalistic

by jeremysherwin on Mar 20, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions

Shockey’s been a regular grownup since he came to New Orleans. He scored what turned out to be the winning TD in the Super Bowl, didn’t say much, went fishing in Panama, survived, came home. Loves his mom, who will have caretaking duties for both his rings.

Latest tweet:

http://twitpic.com/19nls0 – @brodyjenner when r we racing!??

Brody is Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother, for those who don’t know.

What if Jesus1000 was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.

by stujo4 on Mar 20, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions

this guy

is a day late and a dollar short, shockey pretty much killed the whole notion of being a problem player by being a solid contributor and a team player since he’s been in new orleans. he is saying shockey is a good player in a weird, twisted way, but give it a rest and give shockman credit already for being a solid team guy, and leave the tired old notions from when he was a giant alone.

"These two teams just should not play each other" ...John Madden during a 1991 Saints-Eagles game

by saintsfan77 on Mar 20, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions

Could you imagine having a few drinks in a bar with Jeremy Shockey AND Kyle Turley?

Shockey reminds me of “old school” players (mostly defensive) who just didn’t give a crap about the press or their image. He just loves to play football and loves to be Jeremey. I really can’t find a lot of fault with that. If he pushes a few buttons along the way, it’s best to just say, “Thank you, sir.” and get on with your life.

Right now it’s Shockey’s world and we’re just visiting. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!

I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.

by Just 'Nother Day on Mar 20, 2010 6:36 PM CDT reply actions

What the hell kind of article was that?

It seemed to be written by one of the jersey shore characters (if they could write)

In Breesus' name we play

by Breesus Christ Superstar on Mar 20, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions

Agreed. It seems he picked a bunch of four letter words and tried to build a "story" around them.

Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!

I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.

by Just 'Nother Day on Mar 20, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah I read that yesterday

it’s a bit out there, but it is true that the Giants psychologist didn’t want the Giants to sign Shockey. I guess he failed some kind of personality test. It’s all in Ernie Acorsi’s book, GM.

But Shockey has grown up. I think the 2008 SB experience and injuries have humbled him a bit. He was never a bad guy, just had a big mouth and the NY media could goad him into some bad situations. Also he and Sean Payton ‘get’ each other and that makes a huge difference to him.

by SaintsB on Mar 21, 2010 7:30 AM CDT reply actions