Shockey Denies Relationship with Former Porn Star Traci Lords
by Dave Cariello on Mar 31, 2010 1:12 PM CDT
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PrintPage 6 of the NY Post reports that Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey attended a party for singer-songwriter Sylvia Tosun during the Winter Music Conference in Miami, FL and "got acquainted" with former porn star Traci Lords. Shockey denied any sexual relationship between the two via his Twitter account about an hour ago...
I,m not Wilt Chamberlain nor do I profess to be. I,ve been linked to many women both professional and in the entertainment field While its...ield. While its flattering to my bachelor status they are unfounded and untrue. I have a mother who must read these lies and inuendo,s Right...now understand I am in a relationship with the New Orleans Saints...I met Traci Lords and then page 6 writes this.. wow
Shockey seems to be the only one making a big deal about this; not the NY Post. While the title of the original article might be a bit misleading, further reading reveals it only alleges the Shockmeister was "chatting it up" with the former porn star. Nothing about any relations. In fact, the article states the real fun was when the tight end picked up Tosun and the party's host, Tom Lorde-Alge, the next day "for a joy ride around Miami in his souped-up vintage Dodge Charger." You know, the car he posted a picture of sitting in front of the Saints facility on Twitter last August.
Canal Street Chronicles would like to thank Jeremy for keeping this, the most boring off-season in Saints history, slightly more exciting. Even if none of it's true.
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she...
was on a Highlander episode that I watched recently…. small world I guess.
With the 32nd pick of the 2010 NFL Draft, the New Orleans Saints say "Sean Weatherspoon, come on down!!!"
Shockey’s opening line: Hi, Traci. I’m a local documentary producer and I’m making a film…
(thanks, CP!)
Hey guys, c’mon. His mother has to read this trash. Reminds me of Cosmo Kramer and his mother for some reason. Newman!
I'd rather be in some dark hollow where the sun refused to shine
Than to live here in Missouri
you really are...
when I saw the story, I was like…“We were just talking about her!”
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by Dave Cariello on Mar 31, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Better this story....
than the one about him passing out during a pool party. Let’s not have that one again, Mr. Shockmeister. That’s a sweet looking Charger. I’ve got a ‘81 t-top Trans Am just sitting at my mother’s house that I someday hope to fully restore like that.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Mar 31, 2010 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
Jeremy better keep his hand (and other parts as well) off of my woman. I love her and she loves me. I know this because of the way she looks at me when I watch one of her films from my mother’s basement. It is love and I know it. Just make sure you wash your hands if you ever touch my keyboard
Again... We really, and I mean really need some football.
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Mar 31, 2010 3:53 PM CDT reply actions
When are YOU going to tell him?
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Mar 31, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahaha
i wouldnt dare tell him that! hes a whole 5 inches taller than me and probably benches over 100 lbs more than me
not to mention that he'd probably bend YOU over just for the accusation!
Don't worry I got your back cuz...
Is Jeremy exhibiting Ernie McCracken bowling form in that pic, or is that supposed to be his Heisman pose?
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
He's showing his version of the Kyle Turley Helmet Throwing technique.
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Apr 2, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That's okay.
As long as our Saints keep winning Super Bowls during the season, they can also keep having these boring off seasons. I don’t mind.
Ok, I posted this on my facebook but I guess I must post it here....
OK!!!! For the last time. To end all rumors, innuendos, speculations etc etc, I am NOT, nor never have been in a relationship with Megan Fox. I wish all these people would stop saying we are a couple. Both her and I are getting sick of everyone pushing on us what they want to happen. Again, Megan and I are just rumors, nothing more. Thank you
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