Another Florio Laugher - Saints to miss playoffs
alternatively titled, I Don't Really Know Anything About Pro Football But I Did Stay At A Holiday Inn Express Last Night.
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My mom could have done a better job writting this article. She once called D Sharper a centerfielder since he plays in the center of the field.
Before you pick your Super Bowl winner ask yourself this: Can you name an offense that can keep pace with the Saints?- Jerome Bettis
But the rest of the league will have had months to break down the things the Saints did to put together that historic run.
So, you’re saying SP & GW are just going to grab last years playbook and last years gameplans and last years personal schemes AND teams are going to figure out how to stop us on offense and keep the ball out of our defense’s hands as well and then execute well enough to actually win?
"Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. " ~Benjamin Franklin
i dont agree with any of his teams cept zona and cinci
phili is a lot more stable than any other team in the east. my main problem with picking the pats and the jets is that i don’t think the dolphins will take care of biz. obviously, i don’t agree with his saints pick… i would believe him more if he said we would have massive injuries (a la 08). cards will stink without warner, and their def is much worse than ours, imo. cinci, just seems like a team that’s headed in the wrong direction. i used to think that carson staying healthy was the problem, but last year he just wasn’t very good.
I love it when a plan comes together! -Hannibal
by DrewBreesManCrush on Jun 18, 2010 5:45 PM CDT reply actions
If the Bungles — and I have the right to use that name for them, you don’t, so don’t repeat it — miss the playoffs, it will be because they have the worst, most offensively bad “offensive” coordinator in the league. Or at least that’s what he’s appeared to be the last few years.
It won’t, however, be because of Carson. It might be because of a Carson injury, maybe, but it won’t be because of him. Last year he wasn’t very good, but he played injured through basically the entire season and led his team to multiple comeback wins despite the horrid OC. He also played with an OL that started the season in complete flux (but settled down pretty well by season-end) and a mid-season injury-then-death in the WR corps that cut by a third his number of decent receivers (and really in half because he quickly lost all confidence in everybody but ochocinco). You give him protection (something he hasn’t had reliably for about three years now) and decent receivers (ditto) and maybe a TE or two who actually can catch the ball and he’ll be fine. Note I said fine, not great. He’s not great (until/unless he proves otherwise) but he is pretty good (kind of on a Matt Ryan / Tony Romo level) and can do a lot of good if you give him the help he needs to pull it off. You put him behind a sieve of a O-Line and give him only one reliable receiver who is constantly triple-covered and he can’t do it. Heck even Drew would have a hard time pulling that off. I think Drew actually would pull it off (at least some of the time) because Drew is plainly and clearly much better than Carson. But it’d be hard. And he wouldn’t put up 4000 yards and 30 TDs or anything.
And the Defense, ever since Zimmer came to town, has been stellar. It improved in one season from low 20s to 12, then the next year (last year) from 12th to 4th. With a murders’ row of good offensive teams to face this year (including us) they will have a hard time maintaining that ranking, but I wouldn’t count them out for a top-10 anyway.
Based on his performance of the last three years, Bratworst (Bob Bratkowski) is the biggest idiot, most unimaginative moron, and both least creative and plainly stupidest offensive coordinator in the entire league. Even Senile Al Davis could probably manage to call at least one or two more creative play calls.
Carson is not the problem. He’s no Drew, but he’s no Jamarcus either. They’ve got enough weapons to at least make the playoffs despite the brutal AFC-N, as long as the defense can hold up and the offense doesn’t completely suck. (Hmm, what team in the late 80’s does that remind us of?)
Then there’s the presence of the good-and-improving Falcons, who’ll enter the season with a chip on their shoulders after missing the playoffs despite putting together a winning record.
So, when the Texans barely miss the playoffs because two teams laid down and gave the jets two wins (IND and CIN) they are not going to challenge or even tip over the pedestal that the Colts are on. But the falcons will challenge and overthrow the Saints. Yeah, no double standard. (rolls eyes)
This dummy could have saved himself a lot of time ~
Everybody will have a target on their back and nobody is going to make the playoffs.
See how easy that is, Mike?
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Jun 18, 2010 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
I knew full well before I read it that he was going to have the Saints on here. Not because we belong there, but because he’s a moronic Viqueen-fan wanker, with a pustule of a brain that couldn’t figure out 6+6 without taking his shoes off.
I don’t mind. He’s an idiot. We all know that. But sometimes it’s fun to drive by anyway and enjoy laughing at the wreck the idiot made of his fancy car that he didn’t know how to drive.
Just for kicks, I’m going to be brave (or stupid) and make predictions for next year myself. I’ll group by likelihood of returning to the playoffs.
Lock:
Chargers (only because the rest of their division sucks)
Likely:
Colts
Saints
Packers (somebody has to go from that division and I’m biased too, I am NOT putting Viqueens here. Plus I think they should win the division this year.)
Bengals (all predictions are of course based on avoiding catastrophic injuries)
Ravens (if their sieve of a secondary can hold up)
Possible:
Patriots (borderline, but their last few drafts sucked so they are going to be playing a lot of rookies which might equal too slow a start)
Cowboys (only because I don’t really have faith in the G-Men.)
Unlikely:
Jets (great defense and no offense only works when the division sucks or at least has an off-year)
Cardinals (only reason they aren’t “no way in hell” is because they have the #32 schedule this year and somebody from that putrid division has to go… but it’s far more likely to be San Fran.)
Viqueens (from #31 strength of schedule to #14, a sieve of a secondary, RFA chaos, and nobody knows for sure if 4 is coming back? Sure he almost certainly is, but even then, he’s not facing the JV league this year.)
No Way In Hell:
Eagles (did you watch Dallas own these guys? I did, it was pathetic. Plus they had the #9 strength of schedule last year and they have it again with an unproven QB and OL, LB & DB chaos to worry about.)
Who might replace them?
Patriots and/or Jets → may give way to the Dolphins. Last year they had the #1 hardest schedule this year they are #16. There’s at least some room for hope at least. Also maybe Texans or Steelers.
Cowboys and/or Eagles → GMen. Maybe.
Cardinals → San Fran or maybe Seattle if everything just falls perfectly for them.
Viqueens → Panthers, Redskins, Bucs, Falcons or Lions. In order of likelihood.
very nice...
my only really question… The Lions? yeah, they’re last on the “likelyhood” scale, but The Lions, when the Eagles are “No Way In Hell”.
I’m not buying that one.
And, yes, the 49ers will win the NFC West – you heard it here first. (for the same reason the chargers are a ‘lock’ on your list… the rest of the division sucks.)
Last thing, I promise…
If Jackson and the LT from San Diego hold out (on top of their other issues), I’m not so sure there isn’t a tie at 8-8 with Oakland, and some crazy tie-breaker rules come into play for the division winner.
"Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. " ~Benjamin Franklin























