Accountability Index Status Report (formerly known as Grudge List)
I got tired of guys popping off (excuse me, "expressing their opinion, which is their right") and never having to reconcile their bravado with the truth. Because I'm all about the truth. So I started keeping track and here's where we stand today. Might take some time to find resolution for some of these, but all I've got is time. So here we go: (special thanks to Hans for his positive input)
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Date |
Name |
Assertion |
Remarks |
Resolution |
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Apr 29 |
Satch, Dan |
Skeptical of rotoworld report that Jammal Brown will be traded in the offseason |
Rotoworld is awesome |
Traded June 19th |
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May 3 |
Satch |
Objection to rotoworld opinion (Jenkins stays at corner) after Sharper's signing for 2010 |
Depends on Sharper making the team. I agree that Jenkins moves to S as soon as Sharper is off the roster |
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May 4 |
Satch, Tisk |
PJ Hill gets picked off the waiver wire and we have to have a party |
Tisk loves PJ Hill and I think I'm jealous of Satch pursuing Jessica Simpson. Or something. |
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May 6 |
Frenchie |
Objection to Sharper's contract: $2M if he makes 53 man roster, wk 1 |
I love Frenchie. Frenchie don't love Sharper. |
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May 14 |
VAsaintsfan |
Condemned Ricky Williams draft day trade, applauded Tebow draft day trade |
‘nuff said |
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May 17 |
Frenchie |
Believes Payton was addicted to Vicodin and Loomis aided cover-up |
French-Canadian conspiracy theories are the least likely to be true |
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Apr 25, May 19 |
Coldpizza |
CP thinks Julius Jones will be a Saint, let alone be signed in the nfl, in 2010 |
To me, his career was over after that long run against the Saints in 2006 |
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May 19 |
Dan, jray |
Carolina Panthers are not in steep decline in 2010 |
Lame duck coach: Running game won't help that |
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May 22 |
Idiot Wiking fans |
Favre leads team to SB 45 win starting with a win over the Saints on Sep 9 |
Something about wearing Favre's jersey for 3 months if the Saints lose. Not too worried about it. |
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May 24 |
Coldpizza |
CP thinks AP1 (former Bear Adrian Peterson) is as good as Mike Bell |
I doubt that AP1 is on an NFL roster in 2010, let alone on the Saints' |
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May 23 |
Detillier, Dang Hu Dat, LSUfan |
Harry Coleman makes the team |
Who in the hell is Harry Coleman? LSU? LSU?? |
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June 3 |
Tisk |
Sharper won't start in game 1 |
Sharper's not too old to prove a point |
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June 11 |
Coldpizza |
CP thinks PT and Reggie both gone in 2011 |
Outrageous at first, now looking prophetic |
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June 16 |
Hans, Dan, Satch |
Not too worried about losing Bell: |
Split Bell's carries between PT, PhotoOp, PJ Hill? Child please |
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June 16, 18 |
jeff, FriarBob |
Chargers win the AFC west in 2010 |
It's 2010. And what about Tebow? Hmmm? |
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LMAO!
HA! This is awesome! I too am all about the truth, so I don’t mind at all about being on this list. LOL! You’ve even got the dates listed! You’re too much, man! I have to point out, though, that I think it’s already been determined that Rotoworld was wrong about Jenkins staying at CB. Maybe you need to see more of him at FS before making that conclusion and I can understand that. I’m a patient fella. I’ll wait. :)
BTW, I totally love the Rotoworld. No offense intended to the Roto. They’re my no. 1 source for FF information.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 20, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions
Almost forgot, BOOM! Rec'd ya
My Jessica Simpson infatuation has kinda passed. Still think she’s hot, but what heterosexual man doesn’t? I’m more attracted to brunettes with dark eyes now. I go through these fazes sometimes. Currently, Marisa Tomei is the most attractive woman on the planet to me. I totally understand why George Costanza wanted to date her. :)
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 20, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
“Oh, George… I mean Satch……”

It's no New Year's resolution
It's more than that
by stujo4 on Jun 20, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah
That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout. Gorgeous eyes!
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 20, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like a different kinda smile to me
more like when you have one of those high-pitched, keeps going for a while type of farts in public. she’s just sorta pushing it out. it’s ok though because she’s still sexy
Superbowl bound!!!...I know! do you?! Go Saints!!
by skinnykinney on Jun 22, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
No
Should I? I’ll give it a look-see.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 21, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Mercy!
Yes, I’ll be checkin’ that out. Thanks for the heads up (no pun intended)! Still, seeing more of her may not be necessary. I’m mostly turned on by her gorgeous eyes and face. I’m not lookin’ for monkey spank material or anything. I just think she’s very pretty. Prettier than Jessica Simpson.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 21, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
She's aging well
…and is only 7 years older than I am. That may be one reason I think she’s so hot – unlike so many other movie stars, she’s aging gracefully and not going for cosmetic surgery every 3 months. If she ever pulls a Greta van Susteren or Joan Rivers, I’ll immediately lose interest.
Teri Hatcher is another older yet still smokin’ hot brunette with gorgeous eyes.

"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 21, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Pre reply
Get a load of those gams!! MERCY! As Leslie Neilson once said, “She has the kind of legs you’d like to suck on for a day.”
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 21, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
uh, you really need to see her on her everyday level
and not a photoshoot. Scary. Very scary.
Seriously, there’s much better walking around in BR or NOLA.
I'm never going to see her in public.
So I’m happy dreaming about the photoshoot images. Those gams are real and they’re spectacular! Jackie Chiles was right! On a side note, that Kim Novak had some really big breasts.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 22, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
You're right
I wasn’t sure. It was someone else on a later episode that made the same inquiring comment to Teri but about Kim Novak. I think it was the one when the “Jerry” pilot aired and it showed all the past acquaintances of Seinfeld watching it on TV. Jerry’s right. That Jayne Mansfield had some really big breasts. DOUBLE BOOMZINGA!
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 22, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
"Might be a little old for you,"
Did someone call me?
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Jun 21, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL!
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by Dave Cariello on Jun 22, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions
On that note, you might want to check out “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead”. No tatooed fleshtone body suit in that one. And you’re dead-on balls accurate, she’s smoking. I’d break into her room and erect a Christmas tree any ol’ day. Name the two movies referenced and you’re a bigger geek than I am.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
“Carolina Panthers are not in steep decline in 2010”
Me???
I’m one of the only people who said Matt Moore is going to be pretty good…. a lot better than most people think he’s going to be.
Maybe you should include a direct link to the comment in your list, so we can keep it accountable and accurate. :-)
"Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. " ~Benjamin Franklin
also re: carolia and the list in general
“Lame duck coach: Running game won’t help that”
You said that, so the “assertion” column in this case is your assertion that they are in decline.
You might want to make the columns:
Date – Name – Their Assertion – My (stujo4) Assertion – Resolution
"Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. " ~Benjamin Franklin
rec'd the post, btw
I love accountability too. (Since I’m right most of the time, I love when others document it in a prominent place for all to see…. so , thanks!)
"Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. " ~Benjamin Franklin
PS.
I like rotoworld alot… it is the best news aggregator for football and fantasy football information.
But… That doesn’t mean they’re never wrong and most of the time it’s not rotoworld originating the story anyway. I’m skeptical of the media in general, but that’s a discussion for another day.
If rotoworld quoted Mike Florio, would you blindly accept that this is the once in a million time that Mike was right, because it got roto’s stamp of approval? Would you not be skeptical too?
"Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. " ~Benjamin Franklin
Do you mean to say
that I haven’t said anything controversial yet?
Ok. Oakland will win the AFC West. Carolina will win four games. Minnesota will miss the playoffs. Mass suicide in St. Paul involving a purple beverage. Mickey Loomis will date a transvestite. PJ Hill will start day 1. The Saints will win Super Bowl XLV over the Baltimore Ravens, 27-21, on a last-possession touchdown. Pierre Thomas will get a new contract and retire a Saint ten years from now. Reggie Bush will be on injured reserve by the end of the season. Rotoworld will be bought out by a Saudi conglomerate and turned into a jihadist portal. Stujo will still defend it.
It was worth the wait.
by MtnExile on Jun 20, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL! Rec'd
I’m kinda surprised you’re not on there too. I think that’s about to change. :)
I hope no one takes offense at Stu’s list. It’s all in good fun. I don’t think he’s trying to ruffle any feathers.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 20, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok. Oakland will win the AFC West. Carolina will win four games. Minnesota will miss the playoffs.
I no issue with this. No argument from me.
Well now you’re being silly.
PJ Hill will start day 1.
Mr. Dave is also not on the list. Yet. I fear we may part ways on PT this year. Remains to be seen.
It's no New Year's resolution
It's more than that
Here's another to add to the list
I think Charles Grant will wind up in Redskins training camp this year. Haslett is their DC and he always likes to reunite with his former players. Grant won’t simply be given a roster spot, but he will be given a chance to earn one.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 20, 2010 1:57 PM CDT reply actions
And I can't believe I didn't make the list
I need to be more controversial.
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A few issues...
1.) It’s “T L S K” not “tisk”. Brief history lesson, TLSK stands for “throne of the last saxon king” which occurred in 1066, the year Edward the Confessor died and Harold Godwinson was chosen to be king through the Anglo-Saxon witan. blah blah blah… /nerd
2.) The reason Sharper may not start week one has nothing to do with skill, but lingering injury issues and Jenkins reps with 1st team…
and 3.) RASPBERRY!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qais_eGMnWk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39GH-nzrY_I&feature=relatde
never before has accountability and a chart/table been so much fun...
We've got 27 ways to add up to 11 (players on the field). I came up with another one last night. -- GW
by Hans Petersen on Jun 20, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
People want ON this list now? (Dave, M-E)
It’s the most exclusive, popular, and hi-profile Accountability Index, EVER!
We've got 27 ways to add up to 11 (players on the field). I came up with another one last night. -- GW
I want to be on it as much as possible... If I'm not mis-quoted, that is.
Like I said, I love when others document my correct ‘assertions’ in a prominent place for all to see.
You can’t buy third-party credibility like that!
"Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. " ~Benjamin Franklin
What a great month May was.
Not only did Stu suggest an avitar thingy for me, but I made the grudge list too! Note to those aspiring to be on the list: try saying something positive about Mike Detillier, e.g., how he’s destined to win a Pulitzer.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
Great post? Or Greatest post!
Make this a weekly feature, please?
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Jun 20, 2010 6:52 PM CDT reply actions
I would think that Shanle would be a prime topic for comment and prediction accountability
But nothing, so far.

It's no New Year's resolution
It's more than that
I think Shanle is part cone head.
I’m an independently wealthy methamphetamine enthusiast with a vivid imagination - Stujo4
his head is the same shape as the crest of that trophy
And it’s SPECTACULAR!!!!!!
We've got 27 ways to add up to 11 (players on the field). I came up with another one last night. -- GW
by Hans Petersen on Jun 21, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
He needs
To get laces tattooed on the back of his head. Maybe we can pitch the idea to him?
Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted
by SaintsFanInIraq on Jun 22, 2010 6:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I noticed that

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by Dave Cariello on Jun 22, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Now that's freaky!
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 22, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
thanks
I have my new avatar
We've got 27 ways to add up to 11 (players on the field). I came up with another one last night. -- GW
by Hans Petersen on Jun 22, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
No hate for the Archie-haters?
Man, and I was hoping to get some recognition (ridicule?) here.
I love this list.
I wish BP could be held this accountable.
by Andrew Tessier on Jun 20, 2010 11:26 PM CDT reply actions
stujo has gone off the deep end
I’m an independently wealthy methamphetamine enthusiast with a vivid imagination - Stujo4
stop reading my therapists notes
I’m an independently wealthy methamphetamine enthusiast with a vivid imagination - Stujo4
How do you get on this list?
Oh wait, I think I’ve got it. Tim Tebow will be league MVP this year, and PJ Hill will get 3,000 yards rushing.
Peyton, I can eat Oreos faster than you!!!!
There is something to be said for subtleness. But yes, if you can work either of those detonator buttons into a bold comment on a related fanshot or fanpost, then BOOM. Lito Sheppard really applying himself and projecting to be a substantial asset for the Wikings would do it, as well.
I want you to know, I feel completely at ease
Read me like a book that's fallen down between your knees
Wait a minute.....
Am i really on the list because Stu has Tim Tebow fever? I feel like I’ve been sucked into bizarro world.
Dan, Satch, kudos
on making the list so many times!
What fun times to be had by all….getting on a grudge, um, Accountability Index List, getting banned from the Vikings site….o joy.
"French Canadian conspiracy theories"...
HA! I knew it! Vive le Québec libre!
Sharper’s done. I would’t be surprise at all if he got cut before week six. Still don’t get why the Saints would garanty him so much (1.5 M) base money.
As for Sean,
Payton issued a statement through the team, asserting he has never abused or stolen Vicodin
-ESPN.COM
He didn’t deny taking some. So how much is abuse?
Repeat? Under construction...
Two clarify on my mentions, I think Julius Jones would be an upgrade over Bell and a good fit for the Saints. Im not predicting he’ll be with us this season. At this point, all indications are he’ll remain a Seahawk. There’s no doubt in my mind that Peterson is a better all-around better back than Bell. That’s including his special teams play. Whether he’s in the league or out doesn’t really do much to prove otherwise. Money and team needs also play a factor in employment, not just athletic ability. Bell’s the younger, cheaper option and the Eagles aren’t exactly hurting for playmakers on special teams. I’m sure there are at least 5 or 6 teams out there that would benefit from having AP1 on the roster, the Saints being one of them … the Seahawks another (Jones doesn’t contribute squat to punt and kickoff coverage).
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
Two = to … or clarify = clarifications … choose your own typo correction.
"I was not on the boat in question." -Darren Sharper
i think that's a whole different accountability index
We've got 27 ways to add up to 11 (players on the field). I came up with another one last night. -- GW
by Hans Petersen on Jun 22, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Stu ........Does this carry over to your site .
Alot of jawing and not much opinion . Hell the truth will never be hear on this site .
Example : I can’t even discuss my Vikes on this one . What If Sports has Carolina beating you out for the Division . I can see that happening to Brett . He is the best at luring the idiots in . But Drew is a superstar ! What is it that this team lacks . Be honest what are the top three things that the Saints would fail to do to lose the Division ?

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