Accountability Index Update
by stujo4 on Sep 20, 2010 10:38 AM CDT
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PrintWikings and Panters edition.
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Assertion |
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May 22 |
Favre leads team to SB 45 win starting with a win over the Saints on Sep 9 |
Something about wearing Favre's jersey for 3 months if the Saints lose. Not too worried about it. |
What a bunch of purple welchers. Dismissed with a wave of the hand. |
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Sep 8 |
"When do you think we'll have built up a big enough lead against you guys that we'll be able to put TJ in?" |
My guess is "never". |
Hey, where's your Saints Sharper 42 jersey? |
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Sep 7 |
VIkings blow out the Saints on Thursday 34 - 17 |
jeff: "And the Vikings, if they're smart, will power run it down on throats all day long" |
Well I guess the Wikings are not very smart. Saints 14, Wikings 9. Dismissed. |
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Sep 8 |
"I'm not sure how we are that thin at Cb...And While lito isn't an upgrade on Griffen he's a solid starter" |
I sharted after that last one. Cleanup on aisle one. |
Ok, Lito didn't s*** the bed. Happy now? You made me go all scatological. |
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Sep 14 |
Does not sense impending doom for the Panters with Clausen starting against the Bucs on Sep 19 |
Better sharpen up those senses. Maybe a decongestant, a Q-tip, and an eye exam? |
Bucs 20, Panters 7 Moore started, sucked, got benched. Little Jimmy didn't fare much better. |
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Sep 17 |
"We will not try to stop Drew Brees, we will stop Drew Brees. We will not try ... we will move the ball and we will score. Alex (Smith) will be fine Monday night." |
Whistling past the graveyard bluster does not score points. |
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August 4 |
Malcolm Jenkins will start 13+ games at FS |
1 down, 12 to go |
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Sep 7 |
Preseason power ranking for Saints: 5th |
I thought he was a journalist. Where's the objectivity? |
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Sep 8 |
As for Matt Forte, you're going to say he's back to his rookie form based on a performance against the RAIDERS? |
Yeah, that's right. Matt Forte gained just 29 yards on 10 carries but chipped in 37 yards and a touchdown on five receptions against the Cowboys in Week 2. The Bears offense turned one-dimensional against a strong Dallas run defense, but Forte showed why he remains one of the top receiving backs in the game. He juked safety Michael Hamlin at the line, getting wide open for a 3-yard score to seal the win in the fourth quarter. |
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June 28 Sep 7 |
Falcons more likely to have losing record than Panters |
Bold declarations are not always admirable. See Mike Singletary. |
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June 16, 18 Sep 7 Sep 9 |
Chargers win the AFC west in 2010 |
Got beat by the Chiefs who are now 2-0. And the Broncos have Tebow. |
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June 28 July 6 July 19 July 19 July 19 Sep 8 |
Questions about Mike Martz's ability to improve Jay Cutler's performance |
Jay Cutler completed 21-of-29 passes for 277 yards and three touchdowns to lead the 2-0 Bears past the Cowboys in Week 2, 27-20. It was a harrowing start with Dallas' pass rush engulfing the Bears' O-Line, but credit goes to Cutler and coordinator Mike Martz for adjusting with a quick-strike attack. It was an incredibly efficient performance for Cutler, bring his touchdown total to five against one interception. There's not a stronger fantasy QB after two games. While his blocking will be a concern again next Monday night against the Packers, it's going to be hard to sit a streaking Cutler. |
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May 19 July 7 July 15 Sep 7 Sep 7 |
Carolina Panthers are not in steep decline in 2010 |
Lame duck coach: Running game won't help that. Rookie QB, no WR's after Smith. Need I go on? MtnExile: revisionist. But at least he's on the right track. |
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June 28 July 19 July 20 |
Matt Ryan is a middle of the pack QB |
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June 16 |
Not too worried about losing Bell. (Hans: PJ Hill not a replacement) |
Split Bell's carries between all RB's: How is that better than 2009?? It's not. Let's get Ladell Betts!! Um...Ok then, we've got TUSK! |
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May 14 |
Condemned Ricky Williams draft day trade, applauded Tebow draft day trade |
As if Tebow had more potential than Ricky. As if. |
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May 3 |
Objection to rotoworld opinion (Jenkins stays at corner) after Sharper's signing for 2010 |
Depends on Sharper making the team. I agree that Jenkins moves to S as soon as Sharper is off the roster. He's on PUP for 6 weeks. Week 7 resolves this: Cut, benched, or starting at FS. |
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July 8 July 19 |
Saints will finish as 3rd seed in NFC in 2010 |
This one stinks worse than Jeremy's baby's diaper pail. |
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May 17 |
Believes Payton was addicted to Vicodin and Loomis aided cover-up |
Forty Creek fueled raving, but not yet retracted; waiting to be served libel suit papers |
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July 20 |
2010 Saints running game will fail, causing team to collapse |
Probably a Steelers fan; I didn't ask |
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August 24 |
Rookie Matt Tennant will be the starting center by midseason |
Goodwin's contract is up after this year. He'd have to really suck to lose his job before then. |
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September 4 |
Roethlisberger will end up in jail |
Could be rape, could be DUI. I like my odds. |
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June 11 |
CP thinks PT and Reggie both gone in 2011 |
Outrageous at first, now looking prophetic |
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Stu, Did you see two people voted for Carolina as our biggest competitor in the division?
Got get ’em!
Want to go to the Saints vs. Cowboys game? I've got an extra ticket.
Probably FriarBob and Saintsfaniniraq.
We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
Nope, I said Falcons.
Also, where is the one where I said Clausen would be starting by midseason. Just for the record, I picked the Panthers to be a 5-11 team this year, or an at best 8-8.
Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted
by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 21, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
more weaseling and waffling
and almost make the playoffs finishing just ahead of ATL
At 5-11?? The List does not forget, my friend.
chh chh chh, whattsa matter wit chu, boy?
I had to do something to get on the list
I am going to have to stop making predictions though, I predicted for Photo Op, he got hurt, I predicted for Bush and he got hurt, I predicted for the Panthers, and they definitely look hurt, so maybe I need to go ahead and make more picks for the Bucs and the Falcons.
Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted
by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 21, 2010 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
STU
Saints will finish as 3rd seed in NFC in 2010
This one stinks worse than Jeremy’s baby’s diaper pail
is this going to be included until the seeding has taken place??
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
I guess so
I’ll put it on the bottom so it doesn’t bother you. Kind of like baby’s diaper rash.
We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
How did that M.Vick thing go for ya?
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
by jeremysherwin on Sep 20, 2010 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
HA! He helped a little but I sat Jahvid Best and paid the consequences.
We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
YIKES! What did Best score in your league?
He scored 53 in the one of mine that I noticed him.
Want to go to the Saints vs. Cowboys game? I've got an extra ticket.
40
I own him in 4 of my 5 leagues, sat him in all 4. No more. I’ve got money on Jesus1000.
chh chh chh, whattsa matter wit chu, boy?
Best got me 59 points in one league and 56 in another.
Just last week some one was wanting me to trade him for Thomas Jones. I’m glad I didn’t.
I sat the damn! steelers.
I had replaced them with the Titans thinking there was no way in hell the Steelers were going to get more than 14 points on the board. WTF was i thinking.
<<<<Also Sat portis.
I am behind Dave 25 points this week. I only have Gore and Colston to close that gap, otherwise I am toast.
This will make the 2nd week that Steve Smith (NYG) has potentially cost me a game.
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
by jeremysherwin on Sep 20, 2010 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You won.
Gore helped you beat Dave this week. Tough loss for him. I thought he had it in the bag this week.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Sep 21, 2010 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
maybe they should call this thread
Fantasy Reckoning Index
It's gonna be a great year.
by Hans Petersen on Sep 21, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the Index
I especially like that you added John Clayton. I was going to create a special MSM edition of the Accountability Index, but never found time to do it. Bucky Brooks and Pat Kirwan should also go on it. To those three, I would only ask, “Where’s your Cowboys now? Still see them winning the SB, ya bums?”
I was wrong about Bell, Brown, and possibly Cutler (still remains to be seen though), but I nailed it about Jenkins. He’s no longer a CB, so Rotoworld was wrong on May 3rd and I was right. I never said he would overtake a healthy Sharper on the depth chart. Only that he wouldn’t be staying exclusively at CB. I know I’ve explained this to you a Jesus1000 times so far, but you can interpret things however you want. I don’t mind.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Sep 20, 2010 11:48 AM CDT reply actions
but I nailed it about Jenkins.
Only that he wouldn’t be staying exclusively at CB.
Hardly. He’s going back to nickel back week 7.
I know I’ve explained this to you a Jesus1000 times so far,
I was going to say that.
We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
Ohhh
So that’s the source of our disagreement? If Sharper is healthy, my guess is that Jenkins will be his backup and pupil. Sharper has a long injury history, so someone would need to back him up and that someone would be Jenkins. I’ll wait til week 7. :)
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Sep 20, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you know that 'if' is the middle word in life?
“If [Moore] can be efficient, and the Panthers’ run game doesn’t slow down any, Carolina will be a tough nut to crack, don’t kid yourselves.”
Always remember context. As for Cutler, last year he had five games in which is passer rating was above 100 (including 3 of the first 4 games, in a 3-1 start for the eventual 7-9 Bears), and two more in the high 90s. He still wound up at 76.8. It’s a long season.
It was worth the wait.
Your attempt to baffle with BS has failed.
The Lions will win the Super Bowl if Jesus1000 elects to use divine intervention.
Waffling and weaseling is all I can detect here. Concede and spare your friends and family the humiliation.
It’s a long season.I was going to say that.
Although I loved my Daisy, I sought fame
And so I left the village green.
In all seriousness
Any statement containing “if” is not a prediction, but a material conditional.
“If it rains, the roof will get wet” is not a prediction that the roof will get wet, but only a description of what will necessarily happen when a condition is met. If Matt Moore did indeed have a 98.5 passer rating (last year’s number) instead of this season’s 41.8, and if Carolina was rushing for 156 yards per game (last season’s number) instead of this season’s 104, they would be a tough nut to crack, since that would mean they’re playing at the same level as last season, when they went 4-1 in Moore’s starts. But they’re not…and hence, they’re 0-2.
I predict you will reject this reasoning.
It was worth the wait.
I predict you will reject this reasoning.
It’s no fun to agree with someone you’re trying to disagree with!
;-)
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
by GSO Saints Fan on Sep 20, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
materially conditionally waffling and weaseling
I equated my stupid, ridiculous Jesus1000/Detroit remark with your statement that Matt Moore could ever achieve a 98.5 passer rating (as if that meant anything). See how I did that? Neither one is going to happen, cracked nuts or not. Oops I think I tore my scrotum.
chh chh chh, whattsa matter wit chu, boy?
But Moore DID achieve a 98.5 passer rating
…last season. In five starts. And yeah, passer rating does mean something—not everything, but something. It’s an amalgam of attempts, completions, yards per attempt, TDs, interceptions…it’s just a good overall index of how well a quarterback is doing passing the ball. It doesn’t measure everything, but it’s still useful…and if you think not, I’d like to know what quarterback stat is more useful.
As for Jesus1000 using divine intervention: if he were divine, maybe that statement would be true. As it is, it’s like saying that Detroit will win the Super Bowl if you decide to keep an accountability index. One has nothing to do with another.
As for weasels and waffles…remember: it’s cash only.
It was worth the wait.
twss
…remember: it’s cash only.
I have long since stopped listening to you, I just wait for you to be done.
“I got the 50 dollars!”
(You guys remember that?)
Want to go to the Saints vs. Cowboys game? I've got an extra ticket.
Fun fact: I used to work at Dillard’s Lakeside (3rd floor, electronics) and the “Special Man’s” wife worked there (in kids clothes) on the 3rd floor too.
Want to go to the Saints vs. Cowboys game? I've got an extra ticket.
Want to know where i'm going after getting put onto the accountability index?
I’m going to disney world!
Superbowl bound!!!...I know! do you?! Go Saints!!
Put me on the board!
Brett Favre will be have his consecutive starts streak ended by a benching before an injury.
Snap, place, kick! And it's good! It's good! It's goo-hoo-hood! Pigs have flown! Hell Has frozen over! The Saints are going to the Superbowl!
by Joseph William Stern on Sep 20, 2010 5:02 PM CDT reply actions
using those same comments i also said the bucs would finish 2nd in the div.
And I aint looking too dumb yet remember the falcons beat the cards lets keep a little perspective
World Champions at last
by mississippisaintsfan on Sep 20, 2010 5:31 PM CDT reply actions
I say Brett Favre gets hurt and is carted off into the sunset this year...
injury retirement
It's gonna be a great year.
Tampa Bay
is gaining confidence. Winning does breed winning. Carolina is toast for the season, so I predict that the Saints win the division by a small margin (1 or 2 games) over Atl with TB right behind them. Carolina will be lucky to win 5 games this yr. TB will win 7-8 games, Atl 8-9 games, and the Saints will win about 10 or so.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
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