OK...I retire...AND DAVE IS AN IDIOT...WILL THIS WORK?
I see my spell for the week has been deleted, hence I can see no further reason to continue to use your site. Please accept my apologies for not fitting in but I respectfully request my account to be deleted. I hope no further action is necessary on my part to initiate this action.
Now and forever....GEAUX SAINTS AND THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND WHO DAT DREW DAT TWO DAT AND TRUE DAT....I HOPE THIS IS ENOUGH WORDS...LOL
AND DAVE IS A PUZZYWHIPPED MEALYMOUTHED PANTY SNIFFER....LOL, SORRY IT'S HARD TO TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY SOMETIMES....
DELETE MY ACCOUNT ON CANAL STREET CHRONICLES IMMEDIATELY OR FACE A SPELL WORSE THAN DEATH, ACTUALLY BEING DEAD AND A ZOMBIE AINT SO FREAKING BAD...BUT THAT'S OFF THE POINT...YOU LET ME DOWN DAVE AND YOUR NOT MY KINDA GUY! ASSUMING YOU ARE A GUY BEHIND YOUR MAKEUP...
MAN IF THIS DOESN'T WORK I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL!
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I have been waiting for this
Do that voodoo that you do.
Make them Vikings play like poo poo.
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
by DrWhoDat on Sep 3, 2010 10:30 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
spell comes out Monday guys
so get it printed and get it read and then burn that sucka before da game…we need to start with putting those queens to sleep! Maybe we should hold a ViQueen pep rally for them, yeah, it will be at the Dungeon starting at 2am Wednesday night….all Viking players are invited!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
thats the first time i have heard of burning the paper right before the game.
Where do i go to get my authentic autographed spells?
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
by jeremysherwin on Sep 3, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
sup jeremy
if you send me an email saying, “’send me the freaking spell you deadazz zombie voodoo witch doctor gris gris powder snorting fool” to ggm@grisgrisman.com I will be happy to e-mail ya one! Ahhh please include a check made out to the Gris Gris Man for $10K…or not, whatever…lol
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
GGM did you see the new saints commercial with the falcon fan and the voodoo doll?
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
no....
those dirty birds better not mess with my voodoo without a license….I will have to turn them in to the AVA….American Voodoo Association, they could face stiff penalites and fines and maybe some jail time……
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 3, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah...it's funny GGM
It’s one of the NFL Sunday Ticket commercials. The Saints fan is doing the voodoo to the Falcon’s fan. He sticks needles in the dolls arm and you see the other guy grabbing his arm. Saints guy says “Dirty Birds can’t fly with broken wings.” Yeah you rite!
"It's about time that something good like this happened." - Drew Brees
No, he needs this!
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
by Cajun in CA on Sep 3, 2010 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
this needs to be green
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Sep 3, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah!
One more, c’mon y’all!!!
:-D
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
by GSO Saints Fan on Sep 3, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey she's kinda cute
You got her number she looks horny.
It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...
Rec'd it before
and I’ll do it again! She is cute, in a sassy kinda way.
"It's about time that something good like this happened." - Drew Brees
oh hellyes
The ViQueens…live for infamy in the anals of pro football…..girls gone wild!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 3, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
in the anals of girls gone wild?
I fail to see the put down..
It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...
The put down is that your players, who presumably are men, are the stars of what I’m assuming is a porn movie or the like. Usually those stars are women.
Also note:
He said “anals”, not “annals.”
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
lol
didn’t slip by you…..
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 4, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
SHHH!!
Packer fans might get a hold of this!
by Jepp The Viking on Sep 6, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey where's the guy with the next drink recipe
That last one kicked my butt. Oh and I need a recipe for Etouphe the stuff I got from here last time kicked ass.
Oh and I hope you all die! well maybe not die but have severe hangnails on the 9th.
It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...
Severe hangnails?
How did you know my weakness, you big meanie! Don’t go spreading it around.
"It's about time that something good like this happened." - Drew Brees
that was VGG
and she was not a guy…lmao….but I’ll tell her you asked about her!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
well she still needs to get me another drink recipe.
And I think Mtn Exile was the one who gave me the gumbo recipe I found an Etouphe recipe but it calls for a pound of butter! Holy crap!
It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...
Nothing but dead animals should be used at all.
That’s messed up and not worth their lives just so the Saints MIGHT win. Not cool.
Breesus Is My Homeboy
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah....
girl, you should grow a pair and come back to see us….we don’t mind killing lil animals and eating dead road kill….tell momma all about it….and like I said…we don’t killl animals too much and don’t hurt them excessivly….but I might put a spell on you and make you deader and a doornail and then you could be a zombie girlz…..but you might not qualify wit you whining bout killin….lol
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't f*ck with me about animals
Why don’t you join me in dealing with West Dallas dog fighters? You want to pick up puppies used as dog fighting bait with no skin left on their paws because some ahole used it to get his dog riled up? You don’t know me, the work I do or how giant my nuts are compared to yours. Just because I disagree with using any live thing for your own personal gain doesn’t mean I am some weak chick. So step off.
Breesus Is My Homeboy
by SarahT on Sep 4, 2010 2:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's joking ST
GGM is cool and I am sorry he got you riled up, but I have been reading his stuff for a while before on FOX and here. He is harmless and just messing with you. I am sorry you have had to be exposed to some of the darker sides of people in the work you do. You are a Saint in your own right for doing that kind of work. Take a deep breath please and realize he is doing it for entertainment sake. And GGM, I don’t know if the people here know who FDL is
FDL
Yeah, sometimes I get my sites mixed up, it’s the powder in my eyes….man that chick is wound up a little tight huh? Sounds like she needs a new carreer and a reality check if she cannot seperate fact from fiction! So let her tell me does she eat meat and if so only if it’s alive and well? Who kills her chickens, does she wear any leather products? Is she sitting on live cows in her cars leather seats? Did those feathers in her down pillows….anyhow, she aint right and the GGM will pray for her to have a better check on reality…but she can go have sex with herself for her attitude and step off my mausoleum deck into my alligator pit and see how she likes them boys! lllloooollll, you been voodoo’d girlie
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 4, 2010 4:55 AM CDT up reply actions
AND....
Tell her to never read any of my posts again, or I will stick pins in my little SadSarah doll and put a fat elephantitis spell on her, give her cat aracs, fleas, whooping crane cough and monkey sclorosis……geesh, some people
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 4, 2010 4:59 AM CDT up reply actions
No actually he is being a dick
Messing with me is one thing, talking down to me is another. He can go f**k himself.
Breesus Is My Homeboy
Oh dear Sara...
seriously, I was talkinig down to you but I apologize….I can’t believe you are shaken by what? my PETA disclaimer, are you seriously telling me that based on that you have told me to go F myself twice now? You shouldn’t be talked down to or scolded, you are not mentally healthy and I don’t pick on anybody and protect those less fortunate wheter it’s physically or mentally. Bless you with that and I’ll end this with a quote:
Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep."
Peace out to ya….but still you are banned from reading my posts ever again…lol
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 4, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I am done with this
and you can stop insulting my intelligence. Now I know who the dicks are. There are always a few on an internet forum and I was waiting for someone to come forward. Thanks!
Breesus Is My Homeboy
what intelligence?
How could any, educated or not, intelligent person not see the air of sarcasm and humor in a statement that included….“killed excessively” you wanted this fight and now you have it….you ma’am are a nutcase, screwball, stupid and out of touch with reality and unreality….and your own words make the case not mine!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude
Can you not just stop? Jesus Christ, move on now, it’s not that big of a deal in the big scheme of things. Do your crazy little spells, whatever, but please leave my intelligence out of this. I am not crazy, I am not stupid, I am not any of the things you are calling me. You don’t even know me personally. I am a good person (stop bringing me being female into this, it has nothing to do with it) so just stop. It’s a new day so let it go.
Breesus Is My Homeboy
STUPID
You are on my post! I am not nor ever will be on one of yours! You are crazy not to see that at least!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I might...
be a DICK, but you ma’am have proven without case for doubt that you are a *C! Just keep it up and remember you started and asked for this!
Ms no sense of humor or ability to read between the lines…I feel sorry for you but you seem to deserve the ill will you generate, your poor old hubby is all I can say!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
This is an internet forum, I can post where I want to
and you are obviously obsessed with this and insulting me, so I will just take it as that. Have a wonderful day.
Breesus Is My Homeboy
OK
Maybe you can understand this….you missy are not wanted or welcomed to come comment on my posts. You do not see the humor nor enjoy the spirit of what I do, that is fine and I could care less, but it is trolling to continually come to this post, insult me and make a fool of yourself just to spoil what some of us enjoy. You don’t like it, fine, most intelligent people stay away from things they don’t like, don’t enjoy, and where they are not wanted…wouldn’t you agree with that…so if you are not stupid, why don’t you just stay away from my posts? Can you answer that? No don’t answer that just please stay off my posts, I am asking you nicely now…so don’t blame me if I insult you if and when you come back with your ugliness!
DAVE, can I get a little help here? Is there a way to block someone from your posts? I respect her right to believe whatever but she is coming on my posts not viceversa…
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
what about my horse?
he’s alive and I use him for my gain so I don’t have to walk sometimes, my lab used to be alive and I used him to get my ducks out of dat cold cold water and I’m already dead so if I’m not a live thing can I use live things or are they using me and is it OK for dead things to use live things or live things to use dead things and….I got to get the zombie girlz to fix me a drink….
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 4, 2010 5:09 AM CDT up reply actions
You need to go buy a sense of humor SarahT
besides how many people on here boil live animals weekly…crawfish, crabs. Do you eat seafood? I like to hear them scream as I lower them into the pot, it works up my appetite.
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
I have more of a sense of humor than most people on here
Oh I guess I can’t have an opinion without people telling me what I should and shouldn’t think about my own morals.
Breesus Is My Homeboy
Well
If I saw someone trying to help people, instead of an animal rights activist nut case, I might be more sympathetic. If this was something REAL I might even be inclined to agree with you commenting on it. But what I have to say now is STFU you are spoiling everyones fun.
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
Personally
I could give two s**ts about whether or not you are sympathetic. I love it when people give me their opinions on the subject like I actually care, especially when 9 times out of 10 they don’t lift a finger to help either cause. They just like to tell other people what to think and do regarding a subject they have nothing to do with. Helps to weed the losers out of the bunch so thanks for that!
Breesus Is My Homeboy
by SarahT on Sep 4, 2010 6:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Apparently you do care, you care enough to try to mess up one of the funniest things we do during the year.
You choose your battles well. You are trying to defend IMAGINARY animals. lol
And you are losing it, or you lost your mind a long time ago.
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
sarah t said: I have more of a sense of humor than most people on here
….no, you don’t…you ruined “funny” on this post.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
sometimes it takes an outsider's objective viewpoint to make it clear.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
Sarah...
…respect to you with your opinion about animals and their abuse. Believe me, I would STILL love to see Mike sVick strapped to a rape stand and sodomized by a couple dozen pitt bulls, then have him doused with water and shocked with a car battery hooked up to bare wires, THEN get some big sum beyotch to pick him up overhead and throw him on a concrete slab over and over until he dies, all while a bunch of pitt bulls look on and laugh.
That diatribe should leave no one with the remotest doubt of what I think of animal ABUSERS.
GGM is a clown (no offense, Doc! ;-) ), he’s having a good time, playing with one of the memes of New Orleans (see how poetic I can be? :-) ). He does not REALLY go out and harm anything, he’s playing, goofing, and to those of us that grew up with this mythos in southern Louisiana, we find it quite funny, and it’s also something that plays with that little thing in the back of your mind that says "what if it’s real?? O.o ", while always knowing it is not. At least not to us….
…so relax, take things from GGM in the spirit of humor it is intended, and enjoy how effective his “spells” can be on Thursday night!!!!
:-D
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
by GSO Saints Fan on Sep 4, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I appreciate that
I said one thing, that I don’t agree with the use of animals. I don’t know if he does or doesn’t, I don’t know this guy, but I can say how I feel about the situation. It’s nothing against anyone else, I just stated my opinion, which I am allowed to have.
But one post and he comes back and starts insulting me, which I am not going to put up with.
Breesus Is My Homeboy
Sarah...
….overreact much?
Yes, GGM is a bit obnoxious, but it’s all tongue-in-cheek, ESPECIALLY the “use of animals” part of it. For all we know the guy is some accountant in Harahan just goofing around.
You may have your opinion, and I don’t thing GGM really has any trouble with it, but you do have to see that YOU attacked HIM first, and he was just joking around afterward from what I can see. Take a deep breath, sister. :-)
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
by GSO Saints Fan on Sep 4, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
ARGH!
thing = thinK
:-P
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
by GSO Saints Fan on Sep 4, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Obnoxious?
Lol, I resemble that remark sir!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
EXACTLY
nothing else needs to be said, except you owe me an aplogy and you were quick to give your opinion where it wasn’t asked for nor appreciated NOR IN ANY WAY SENSIBLE OR INTELLIGENT….try listening instead of being a knee jerk reactionary PETA SCREWBALL!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 4, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright, here's the deal...
Sarah, Gris Gris Man’s spells are written with complete sarcasm. I think you’ve been around long enough to remember his spells last season. I completely respect and understand your viewpoint on the animal issue but in this context, I think it’s just in good fun, though you may certainly find it in poor taste.
Gris Gris Man, any FanPost you write can be read and commented on by anyone and that includes Sarah. She stated her opinion and I think your response to that was disrespectful. Then of course you both took it too far. We’re all bound to have disagreements; let’s just keep them civil.
Gris Gris Man, please try to be nicer to all of our members. Sarah, just don’t bother readying GGM’s spells from now on. Let’s all move on.
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by Dave Cariello on Sep 6, 2010 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
OK but...
the squirrely girlie dropped the F bomb on me twice, because I gave her my opinion, that’s nice? I’m done…
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 6, 2010 3:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I would take this comment seriously...
if you didn’t insult her, yet again, in the same breath. You’re disrespect is starting to piss me off.
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by Dave Cariello on Sep 6, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thank you. Glad somebody said it.
I know I don’t post here much, but I do lurk (a lot) and I hope you (Dave) don’t mind if I go ahead and post what I’ve been biting my tongue about for the last several days. (Why I keep clicking on this lame ass thread, I can’t explain.)
“Gris Gris Man” if anybody’s got their panties in a bunch here, it’s you.
It’s classic attention whore syndrome. I told Dave this privately a year ago when you first got here, and now I’m gonna say it publicly. It’s clear that you’re not here to talk Saints football, you’re here to talk about Gris Gris Man. And for someone who presents himself as just a happy-go-lucky, all-in-fun internet “persona” you sure you take yourself awful seriously.
You did this last year when you first got here and tried to turn CSC into The Gris Gris Man Show the first time. And the minute somebody spoke up, you went into the same victim-slash-bully mode you went into here.
You’re the one who blew it all out of proportion. You’re the one who refused to let it go. You’re the one who’s being a self-absorbed dick.
“Unless you’re gonna tell me how f’n funny I am, don’t you dare comment on MYYYYY thread!”
Get over yourself already. Speaking as a self-styled amateur (hack) internet comedian my own self, let me make this perfectly clear: You’re not all that funny. And you’re damn sure not the life of the party you think you are. I can say that bcause the difference between you and me is that I don’t fly off the damn handle and turn into a huge a-hole the minute somebody comes at me with anything less than standing applause. (Despite my being way funnier than you.)
The original comment by SarahT wasn’t even all that inflammatory, and wasn’t really even about you. It was a simple matter-of-fact statement of objection to one teeny tiny little aspect of the post. But, again knowing your type as I do, of course YOU had to go and blow it up into OMG!!!
Get over yourself. And don’t bother “banning” me from “YOUR threads” because I went ahead and did that myself a long time ago. I made an exception here, mainly because I figure it probably kills you that you can’t stop me. Ha. Owned. This just in: You do not control who posts what, even on YOUR threads.
And if you can’t handle anything less than standing applause in response to your “I’m more real™ than you because I can string together a bunch of pointless references to a bunch of Louisiana cliches” schtick, then perhaps it’s you who needs to grow a pair and get back to us.
You also appear to be a big time misogynist. Might wanna work on that too, Bubba. You must be a devil with the ladies.
by Grandmaster Wang on Sep 6, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
"grandmaster wang"...you need to talk to "dang hu dat"...he's got some medicine for ya.
it’s some freaky jehovah-jah-jah herb he’s rolling, to put it bluntly.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
Grand Master No Wang
You’re a bunch of pussy’s…Let the PETA bread head frustrated midol munching freeze box drag you around by your non existent johnson…or wang Wang…not me! How ya like me now!
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 25, 2010 7:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Well now....
I’m pissed off…as seen above please delete this account and we will be done with that!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 6, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I am really sorry to Dave and everyone else
I truly love this site and if I thought it would have caused so much havoc I would never have said anything. I didn’t know if he was joking or not but if I didn’t say something I would have been mad at myself later. I really am not a crazy PETA animal rights freak, I promise! I felt attacked and let my emotions get the best of me.
Anyways I am ashamed of myself for acting like such a child and it will never happen again, I promise. Hope you guys can forgive and still have an ounce of respect for me!
Breesus Is My Homeboy
Everybody is guilty of getting caught up i na moment
I fully respect sticking up for oneself.
No harm no foul. Water under the bridge. Water off a ducks back. Why can’t we be friends and all that.
Time for the awkward man hug and let’s all move on (for the record i know you don’t have the Y chromosome Sarah just no better way to describe making up after emotions getting the better of you in my opinion than the AMH).
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell
Sarah
I hope you don’t think of anything I said as being ‘against’ you – it wasn’t.
I think you just didn’t get the humor of what GGM was trying to say, and yeah, he can be a bit annoying/obnoxious, but you just took him too seriously.
If you’re good with me, we’re good. Nothing to be embarassed about – hell, I still want to do grevious bodily harm to that turd sVick for what he was involved in! I totally can dig where you were coming from, and see that you just didn’t “get it” with what GGM was layin’ down.
I still think he’s some accountant in Harahan, by the way…
;-)
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
by GSO Saints Fan on Sep 7, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop apologizing...
and grow a pair!(Official CSC sarcasm font).
He wasn’t that amusing anyway…
Repeat? Under construction...
LMAO
I guess you eat chickens alive huh? Or are you a vegan? I hope you don’t kiss your boyfriend with that mouth either! Look you idiot, someone needs to tell you the difference between the real world and my world, for you to get so upset about my use of animals in my crazy spells is nuts, you sound crazy. I wish you would visit your doctor and tell him to up your prozac, because your current does ain’t cutting it! In all my years you are only the second nutcase to react this way…and I used a PETA disclaimer, lol….really missy, you take yourself and my posts way too seriously….try reading between the lines and have a happy life!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
For the record
I am a vegetarian that rarely eats cheese or drinks milk, on my way to becoming a vegan. No I don’t wear/buy leather or fur and no I don’t eat seafood, so kiss my a**. Second I don’t give a f*ck about your PETA disclaimer, I don’t like PETA, they are a**holes and your disclaimer is retarded.
Let’s have a recap here. Because I disagreed with you here is what you have posted:
A. I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
B. I NEED PROZAC.
C. I NEED TO GROW A SET OF BALLS
D. I SHOULDN’T KISS MY HUSBAND
E. I AM AN IDIOT
F. I TAKE THINGS TO SERIOUSLY
G. I AM A NUTCASE
H. SOMEONE NEEDS TO PRAY FOR ME
I. I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF
Is there any other insults you’d like to throw my way because I disagreed with you? How about you post another 15 comments about what I said.
I guess if I have a problem with someone being a dick to me I should just shut up like the stupid girl that I am and speak when I am spoken to. God forbid I have an opinion.
Thanks and have GREAT DAY!
Breesus Is My Homeboy
. . . . and yet, I still can't figure out if you voted for Sarah Palin or not!
LOL! Just messin’ with ya’, Sarah. DO NOT leave CSC over something this silly (not that I thunk you were leaving anyway)! You contribute some really good posts and I enjoy your company.
The “Ignore” button is the little arrow that points toward your right hip as you type. :-)
Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers.
by Just 'Nother Day on Sep 4, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks!
I am not going anywhere! It takes more than a couple dicks to make me leave :)
Breesus Is My Homeboy
do you have anything to say about FOOTBALL...it's 5 days away !!!
and those dicks (not chicks) are going to be acting like a bunch of crazed pit bulls on that field thursday. i hope you don’t take that too seriously. it’s football. they are payed millions of dollars to act like rabid animals…and even the referees dress like animals…zebras! … have fun with it !
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
lmao
TWWG for sure she has….take a midol, go back to bed and call your doctor in the morning…can we get a collective wish of good luck for her hubby…
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
it’s only one but thanks for noticing it….like it? Don’t blame me for putting a spell on you, I told you to stay off my posts not CSC, and I meant it…I think she has a crush on me but you are definitely not my cup of mushroom tea!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
and.....
what’s your point? lol….jk Sara….lighten up and you should not have used the F word to me, so don’t start a fight and then complain if I fight back….that is girlie and unfair! Don’t start no stuff and there won’t be no stuff! Makes sense to me…please I will apologize for insulting you, how’s that? I am sorry Sara. I can’t say it’s not real, that would be bad voodoo but I can say for sure, and maybe I should have, that no animals were hurt or killed in the preperation and casting of my spells. How’s that, geesh, touchy touchy touchy….and a little out of touch with unreality….lmao….BOO!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 4, 2010 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
THANK YOU SARAH T FOR.....
1. USING CAPS LOCK ON…CUZ THAT’S JUST REALLY COOL.
2. FOR NOT SAYING “F*UCK”….OH, WAIT A MINUTE, I GUESS YOU DID, AW SHIT.
3. FOR POINTING OUT THAT YOU ARE FROM TEXAS…NOW I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
4. BUT MOSTLY, THANKS FOR SCREWING UP THAT VOO-DOO SPELL, CUZ NOW IT WON’T WORK !!!
…AND NOW WE’RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES ON THURSDAY, ALL BECUZ OF YOU, SARAH T !!!
p.s. i was rather enjoying this creative spell casting ritual. definately good fun. we’re 5 days away!!!
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
This is not your fight (nor is it mine). This is a within-family thing. You are a visitor, not family. Please stay out of this one.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
YOU are trying to cast voo-doo spells against MY team...don't be such a PIN CUSHION.
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i was enjoying my morning read, getting some southern culture, enjoying the creativity…when all of a sudden…crazy hormonal imbalance blew up your hex. lucky for us viking fans i guess…

in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
Evidently my message was garbled in transmission, so I'll try again.
This is not your fight (nor is it mine). This is a within-family thing. You are a visitor, not family. Please stay out of this one.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
the game is 5 days away !!!! have some fun...you sound like Sarah T...are you MR. T ?
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in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
I have been trying to be polite & respectful thus far.
Grime set up a post for us to trash-talk & banter. You & I have interacted on that thread. That’s what it was designated for. On this thread, however, I perceive that you are just being a troll.We welcome various members of the family of Viking fans, e.g., Grime. Up until your recent comments on this thread, you’ve been welcomed too. IMO, on this thread, you are trollong & I am suggesting that it is inappropriate and that you stop. IMO you are showing too much potential to be another gothicpurple. I’m not trying to defend Sarah T; she is more than capable of taking care of herself. I’m just asking you not to troll in this particular issue.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
this is a satirical voodoo the vikings post...lighten up...gris gris is funny.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
I agree that GGM is funny.
To give you the benefit of the doubt, maybe you were trying to be funny too, rather than trolling. Maybe I never made my concerns clear enough. This thread ended up involving some issues between GGM & Sarah T. How about we let them sort out those issues, rather than involving ourselves in that process. It may be that the fire would die out on its own. I was concerned that your comments served as adding fuel to that fire, that’s all (even if you never intended your comments to be taken that way).
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
you...just caused the voodoo spell to boomarang....look out!
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
He never did the spell yet
It will be posted on DN and CSC
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
that's cool. he knows how to have fun with it.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
It is going to be a close game
Our linebacker woes against your offensive line woes. Weakness against weakness, and when we have the ball strength against strength.
I’m looking for special teams to play a big part in outcome.
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
And of course
Voodoo will probably be the thing that puts us over the edge.
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
Yeah
Who wouldn’t love a nun with a Hitler mustache?
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
ST for sure will be key.
we just traded away a great return guy in the roster cut down. i’m bummed (darius reynaud). and our kickoff guy can get it to about the 5 yard line…but our punter can boom ’em good, and he can place them well.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
Our return coverage can get your return guy to the 50 easy, if they try to tackle.
"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG
i'm sure we will "return" the favor !!!
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
OHHHHH
New spell coming out Monday….monkey bones and all! Got some fresh bear hair too for this year……..and Papa Legba is some pissed at those Vikings for keeping him up all year with their whining and crying, he could hear it from the afterlife!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
Talk about...
a bucket of cold water….so where were we before I was so rudely interrupted?
Oh yeah…..
Monkey bones and eyes of newts,
Raptor toes and lil pigs snoots,
Tails of lions and fangs of snakes,
Let’s all relax for heavens sakes!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
GGM if we get you an elephant
how many weeks would that cover?
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
by jeremysherwin on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
If we boil him alive….ohhh nevermind, my spell pot aint that big….
If we skin him for some more boots…..ohhhh nevermind, I got 3 pairs already
If we chop him up for bait…..ohhh nevermind, my lion permit has expired
If we make aligator food out of him…..ohhh nevermind my gators didn’t like the last one
Hell jeremy, I don’t know what to do with the sucka, and I aint feeding that big fat pig!
So I guess he would last forever….elephants don’t bite huh? Maybe Sara knows dat!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
What about human sacrifices? Or is that Taboo in Voodoo.
Rodger Goodell would be a good offering!
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
by jeremysherwin on Sep 5, 2010 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
gris gris man. i can't stop thinking about raw bird meat?
VIKING FANS, DO NOT READ THE UPCOMING SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO!
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in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
lololol
Hey Dang and jethro…I appreciate you two guys alot, Dang, I didn’t think jethro was doing anything but giving me a lil support, Sara is way off base and seems to be suffering from TWWG (Temporary Water Weight Gain) and the fact that she is from Dallass might explain it! It was obvious that she is not from Louisiana much less Great Old New Orleans and a ‘sense of humor’ she definitely does NOT have….lol….“I am a nice person and if you don’t believe me I will kill you!” kinda thing…geesh some people!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
half-dead doesn't taste half-bad...except for the gris in my teeth!
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
me....
I prefer some good 7 day old road kill in my gumbo and spells…squirming lil animals splash too much brew out of the pot!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I've thought long & hard about whether or not I should add any more comments,
but I’ve decided I have to say the following: I appreciate you too, GGM. I love my family of Saints fans on CSC. I love ya, GGM. I love Sarah T too. I’ve already said this is not my fight. It’s between GGM & Sarah T, no one else. I’m not going to take sides. It’s not my fight. But it is something within our family. What chaps my ass is when a non-family member involves himself. It’s damn sure not his fight either.For GGM: you may get support from other family members (& you already have), but PLEASE don’t take “support” from people outside of our family. They do not have the best interests of our family in mind! Look already what’s transpired today since some Vikings fan family member threw gas on the fire.That’s f****** b*******! GGM, fight on in any way you see fit, but please don’t accept any support from people outside of the family. And to Sarah T, you also fight on in any way you see fit. I can’t emphasize this enough, it’s between you two. People outside the family have no place in it. Maybe now I’ll just STFU about all of this.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
no need to get down on me for talking voodoo and football....lighten up dang hu dat....
go visit the “cheerleader parade” i brought to canal street….it serves a noble purpose.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
DangHuNabbit
you crazy rabbit, you sir are a voice of reason in the land of insanity! If you have followed me you know I do not have any agenda other than FUN and SAINTS! I support my team win, lose or draw! I was at the first game, I used to sell drinks at the old stadium when I was a young boy, I was there with a bag on my head Monday night many years ago, I wanted them to be better but I loved them anyhow…I detest all the ugliness she has brought to my simple post, hell it wasn’t even the Spell yet! I have my roots in Old New Orleans as my father, grandfather and great grandfather, I have created this persona of The Gris Gris Man as my way to support the team, unusual yes, creative I hope so, entertaining again I hope so, mean spirited or cruel definitely NOT. My "Spells’ are just that, not curses on the other team or anything demonic, Voodoo as most of you know is steeped in the Catholic religion and old New Orleans history…I am just perpetuating something that is truly reminiscent of our past into today’s world…if anyone does not understand that well, like I said just don’t read my posts and we can still be friends but do not attack me and not expect me to defend myself…or put a curse on the attacker…lol. I hope her health insurance is paid up cause it aint easy gettin rid of my nasty spells….
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I was also at that 1st game.
I was in the north (lake side) end zone. John Gilliam returned the opening kickoff right at me. Yelled so loud I was hoarse the rest of the game. As an old school native New Orleanian, I’m clannish. Go figure. Maybe that’s why my ass feels chapped when outsiders butt in. Since you were at that 1st game, I’m guessing you’re an old fart too.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
john gilliam was a viking...as was gary cuozzo...they are part of purple history.
and i don’t care if you wear ass chaps, and i don’t want to know if you are a
member of the klan. that’s just not for me….5 days until football !!!
no need to get down on me and cross-talk it up….lighten up.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
go look at that cheerleader parade....it'll cheer you up.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
With apologies to Shakespeare,
What’s in a name? That which we call a gothicpurple by any other name would still smell as shi***.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
that's uncalled for...have fun and lighten up.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
But I am having fun.
Lighten up? How about rolling up Romeo & Juliet & lighting up some Shakespeare? I do understand it can be a little harsh at times, but there’s nothing like Twelth Night, Henry V, & Commedy of Errors.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
so your REAL name is "Bong Hu Dat"....eh?
there’s nothing like Twelth Night, Henry V, & Commedy of Errors.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
Close, but no blunt.
My real name is Bob Marley Hu Dat. I originally got the nickname Dang from my cousin, Weh Yat, after I laid some puns & some Shakepeare on him, and he said, “Dang! Watchu been smoking, boy”?
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
there you go, mon....there you go....be easy.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
Easy it is.
Go easy mon
The say the glory train carries no evil doers
And the reggae music sets the soul free… for sure
The difference is night and day
It’s never easy so they say go easy
You’ve got to go easy mon …everybody now
Hear the music feel the beat
The reggae music moves your feet so go easy
Go Easy Mon Rastafari exodus
Earthquake and thunder will soon bring us peace
So go easy mon
Go easy mon
Push yourself to hard and you might stumble
Because the journey is long so take your time don’t grumble
In the rat race of every day
Don’t forget to take the time and pray
Help me to be ready Lord
I want to be ready now….everybody now
Hear the music……
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
I thought....
you was Oriental….dang hu dat….lol
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a long story.
My ancestors 1st settled in California. They tried the cleaning business at first, but found they had no interest in others’ dirty laundry. They moved east, working on the railroads. They worked like coolies and others tried hard to keep them down, but there was a chink in the armor of such efforts,and it being America, they overcame oppression. They were brave people and overcame peril; not the kind of folks you could call yellow.They settled in NOLA after awhile, and the rest is history. Of note, many different people came to their door from time to time. These included Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Mormons, but also the Rastifarians. It was this last group that was most appealling to them, for reasons that many people might find obvious.They then quickly found religion, and named me after one of the high priests.
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
are you saying "Bong Hu Dat" is the name of a priest?
They then quickly found religion, and named me after one of the high priests.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
thought he meant high
Proverbs 15:17 “Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.”
you know, when you want something, and nobody can stop you from taking it, you just take it, right? I like that, but can you take it?
I don't think you're paying attention.
Are you stoned or something?
"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.
me? no...just teasing, my friend
you brought up the thc thing.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
My uncle and some..
of his buds took me, man what a way to start huh? Yeah, now I am 258yrs old, been dead for awhile but good thing about that is…you don’t age after you turn into a zombie! That’s why I get those zombie girlz young and they stay that way….lol!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
ANYHOW
Let’s forget that sour puss and get back to the important thing! Spells coming out tomorrow and I hope it meets with everyone’s (almost) approval…I have some powerful new gris gris and some other new and very secret recipes and ingredients for this year. It will be tough to repeat but with a little help from old New Orleans traditions like Voodoo and such along with the outstanding coaches and players and fans we have we should have another great year…even though there can never be another first Super Bowl win…there can and will be others with this kind of organization we have built!
WHO DAT DREW DAT TRUE DAT TWO DAT ! ! ! !
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 12:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
SaraT
I thought I told you that you were banned from reading my posts…just stay the hell off anything you see written by me why don’t you! Then you can keep your blood pressure down and avoid making a fool of yourself….I guess apologies were a waste of time with you! I put a spell on you now and forever!
Oh Papa Legba my spirit father and guru,
I got a little problem like gum on the bottom of a shoe,
There is a very frustrated and foolish woman on here,
She’s trying to throw a downer on us and I fear,
I’m gonna have to ask you to sew up her mouth,
Ugly words she likes using like a rusty water spout,
So tie up her hands and off with her fingers,
The stench of her posts are starting to linger!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and King of the Zombies
PETA DISCLAIMER:
No animals were hurt too excessively and killed to bad in the making and or casting of this spell!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
Getting ready for the spell
Hey fellow fans….here is a link to Vince Vance’s ‘Gris Gris On The Other Team’ video from youtube…enjoy and it’s not a bad way to get pumped up on game day…goes good with the spells also!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYk3tcHEP0Y
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory
by Gris Gris Man on Sep 5, 2010 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Gris Gris Man, is your new spell not good enough for the Canal Street Barnicles?
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
Hey Gris Gris Man......YOUR VOODOO IS NO MATCH FOR THE "MADDEN CURSE" !!!
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in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
Whoa [joey lawrence voice]
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Sep 7, 2010 5:33 PM CDT reply actions
HMMMMMM
Since we can’t use animals, can we use imaginary Vikings instead?
Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted
I vote for REAL ones...
;-)
Who Dat? TWO DAT! Do dat AGAIN!!!
by GSO Saints Fan on Sep 8, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions

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