I would like to start this by saying Hello ya bums

OK so if the job is to make us bull crap, two can play this game.

Allen will get tossed from the game before the second drive. Unfortunately McCray isn’t around anymore for the refs to toss, but somebody has to pay the price for the fact that there are now two super-bowl winning QBs to overprotect.

AP will run for 9 YPC… but fumble 18 times. Only only 24 touches.

Chilly will try to bench Brett by the second quarter. Brett will be lucky if he only tosses four interceptions before Chilly finally gets a security guard to lock him in the locker room after halftime so he can’t go back out on the field.

The Williams wall will crack when fat pat’s Achilles finally gives out on him, 22 months too late. If only he’d been injured in Oct/Nov of 2008, probably none of this StarCaps crap would ever have happened.

Oh and Harvin will get to finally return a kickoff. But when he gets to the 30 yard line or so, somebody in the stands will stick a couple of pins in and he’ll collapse and drop the ball for a Saint to recover.

There, have I fulfilled my obligation on the smack talk?

It is nice to see ya back here Grime. And it is nice to be talking football again, I just wish we were playing a real football team instead of the Vikings.

This should be an interesting week of trash-talking. It’s been building for months now. Looks like our trash-talking Darren Sharper won’t be playing. Bobby McCray won’t be with us either. There goes the top two Saints players many Vikes fans love to hate. Whatever will we talk trash about? Oh yeah – old man Favre and Gregg Williams, better known as “The Devil” in Minnesota. It should be an interesting week.

The end :)

No whining and bitching, just bad arguments easily refuted.

Like: if Favre needs a few weeks to knock off the rust, and the Vikings are going to rely heavily on AP…do you think we won’t notice?

Like: if the Williams Wall is waiting to slam shut on Reggie running it up the gut, do you think they can catch Reggie when he breaks it outside?

Like: if Jared Allen keeps Drew’s jockstrap on his pillow, do you think he’ll get probation after getting carried away during the game? (I mean, if it was a sock that would be one thing. A jockstrap? He’s already that disappointed in the marital state?)

And I wouldn’t go so far as to say your offensive line hates Brett. They’re just afraid of Gregg Williams. And yeah, they hate Brett…offensive linemen are the smartest players.

as the future super bowl champs you shouldn’t feel to bad.

Thanks! We won’t, and we appreciate your confidence in us!

an old norse woman rolled the bones for me.

Oohh, ouch! Sounds painful. You should get that looked at!

After we beat your team like red headed step children on thursday night they can go pad their record against teams like detroit and chicago and mother mary’s school for the blind like they did last year and still make the playoffs

Who does that leave, Oh yeah I hate to say it but Reggie Bush seems to have found his spine, and is starting to play running back like he actually isn’t afraid of contact!

Oh, I thought you wre gonna say somethign about dumping Kim TartTrashian …

slim to none. Their QB is a grandfather and should have retired after last year. What is he trying to prove? That he can still dress for a game and play because he is conscience? The only way the vikings would win is if we forfeited the game and I don’t see that happening.

what i wanna know is…now that bobby mccray has been cut, and darren sharper has been put on the “physically unable to play-with-himself” list. who are we (the vikings) gonna ‘chop block’ on thursday?

Adrien Peterson he’s a man child I would say at least one of your line backers and probably two of your defensive backs will have cleat marks on their chest after that fateful thursday.

That’s probably true… He’s going to be climbing all our our defenders clawing after his multiple fumbles.

He’s not going to let them go without a fight… but alas, we will recover one or two of them.

You can talk tough all you want about the Vikings and Jared Allen. We all have heard sources state that when his wife made him shave the mullet he also had to shave “the carpet” thus making the old evil jock strap unnecessary. But because of personal safety, he sought out a new one that will fit:

He may even endorse the company! He likes them that much.

But aside from Allen cashing in on his potential lucrative endorsement opportunities and supplying his teammates with the product (ala BF and his Wranglers…soon to be Depends…talks are in progress) we all know deep down that…

Sail that Norse-ship on down to NOLA. With Fat Pat in the boat i bet that they are almost carrying to much weight in the boat. However, don’t you fret, the Vikes will have the opportunity to carry back some goods and merchandise from the area afterward. That boat will be much lighter after the Saints Kick the crap out of your boys in Purple.

If i am wrong in my procrastinations…ummm…Minnesota Vikings are jerk-faces.