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Saints @ Buccaneers: Da Chronic's Podcast Preview

Ralph Malbrough, Dave Cariello and Kevin Held preview the Saints trip to Tampa. They discuss the Saints struggles at outside linebacker, if the Saints can lock down the NFC South with a win and why the 2009 Super Bowl Championship hats are a crime against humanity.

They also try to figure out if the 2010 Saints draft was an A+. Most importantly, they answer the question, "Would you let Thomas Morstead kick you in your man parts if it guaranteed another Saints Super Bowl victory?" Serious football talk just as you'd expect.

Listen right now below, get the feed right here and/or download it on iTunes right here.    

Warning: explicit language and adult content. 

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Would you let Thomas Morstead punt your nuts if it guaranteed the Saints would win another Super Bowl?
Yes
159 votes
No
120 votes

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Our my nuts

still operational after this brutalization?
I’m having trouble with this one, gotta make babies….

by Kesse on Oct 13, 2011 11:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Nah....

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

by jack_casse on Oct 13, 2011 11:36 AM CDT reply actions  

1st you got to have yourself balls of steel..

this big.. (hands spread out about 8" appart).. an den.. you you just take it like a man..
we on a mission.. here, you squeamish panzies.. have balls.. for crying out loud..
voted yes (check my record)

by the 9th plague on Oct 13, 2011 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Your record is scaring the *&^% out of me.

Herpes, syphilis, ghoneria, crabs and the AID. You didn’t have to include pictures. I hope that’s your toe. FREAK!!!!!

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by cscmember on Oct 13, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

your record says: did not vote..

you’ll be the first we nail on a stick, with a little sign: “don’t be a wuss like this guy..”

by the 9th plague on Oct 13, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a felon.

The Man wont let me vote.

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by cscmember on Oct 13, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not my Balls

I’ll gladly volunteer yours.

INGRAMANIA equals LOMBARDI 2012

by cajuncommando58 on Oct 13, 2011 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

And just how

Do you far do you think a tenor speaking Commando would make it in the front line?

INGRAMANIA equals LOMBARDI 2012

by cajuncommando58 on Oct 13, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA!

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by cscmember on Oct 13, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll gladly let him punt your nuts

But i voted not punting mine
Maybe if we didnt already have a lombardi i would be a little more desperate but I’ll bet most the dirty bird and panther fans would

by mississippisaintsfan on Oct 13, 2011 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

That would be difficult.

Pretty sure those fan bases don’t have nuts. Do they even have fans?

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by cscmember on Oct 13, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I’m thinking they ARE nuts for being Dirtyturds and Pussary fans?

"Daddy, them cigarettes are gonna kill you". My aunts last words to my 96 year old grandpa before he fell out of bed and broke his neck reaching for a full pack.

by KilnBill on Oct 13, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Voted yes

Two kids; no intention of ever using them again.

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

by Doc Boudin on Oct 13, 2011 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Voted yes

Two kids out and growing. One on the way and due to arrive March 28th.

Going to get snipped anyway. I would rather take this way out. Think of all the free drinks I could get out of this.

“You remember that guy, that let that Morstead guy punt his nuts…well that was me…my voice wasn’t always this high and I didn’t have these up here…but you never turn down a Super Bowl”

I like Hamburgers!

by Grumps on Oct 13, 2011 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

proud of ya.. grumps.. my son (little plague) was born on march 28th..

as for the rest of the gutless backstabbing backstabbers..
if you would get a letter by da drew, thanking you for your service to the cause.. would you do it..?

“.. i need you to give me all you got.. i want you to smell greatness.. be special.. from the top..”

by the 9th plague on Oct 13, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

voted yes

kids arent that important

"As a Saint fan I watch ‘Gone with the Wind’ just to watch Atlanta burn" -Ralph Malbrough

by DrewBreesManCrush on Oct 13, 2011 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

At my age

I doubt he could hit them anyway. And when I sold my soul, I only thought to ask for one Super Bowl win.

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds" -Bob Marley

by PanheadCatahoula on Oct 13, 2011 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Voted yes

assuming that it would include a free T-shirt from Dave.

(See, I’m not as dumb as you thought!)

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

by Just 'Nother Day on Oct 13, 2011 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

How do you expect Dave to do that?

The man has to make a living. He can’t just start giving t-shirts away. It’s all the man has. Sheesh!

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by cscmember on Oct 13, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

As a gentleman...

Normally I would offer you my nuts. However, my wife has instituted a “no nuts” sharing policy.

Therefore. I shall retain my nuts until said policy is lifted. Then, and only then, would I be able to offer you my nuts, which as a gentleman, I would.

I like Hamburgers!

by Grumps on Oct 13, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

"hold you to that"

no comment.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 13, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

But DO NOT consider yourself disadvantaged. Its not like they’ve had much benefit for me.

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

by Doc Boudin on Oct 13, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m in the same boat, Kat. And I don’t think my hubby would appreciate it if I volunteered his nuts for punting duty.

"It's better to burn out than fade away."

by SaintsFan-KS on Oct 13, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only if you told him beforehand.

“Here, honey, stand right here. Now move your other foot over some. There! Now, I don’t believe you and Mr. Morestead have met, have you?”

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

by Doc Boudin on Oct 13, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i was going to bring that point up

so as a lady(you, not me),I would expect you to be ok with being punted in the nuts vicinity. You might feel a short slight pain but at least yours are on the inside. I’d gladly offer my fiance’s nuts vicinity multiple times with each ending in a SB!

Now that we have a 2011 season let's win the Superbowl!

by skinnykinney on Oct 13, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

voted yes

i’d rather see him kick Dunbar in the nuts though

by touchdown my pants on Oct 13, 2011 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Let it go, Jo-Lonn

Nobody’s going to defend you.

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

by Doc Boudin on Oct 13, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Morestead Kick

Would be career-ending….

by '09 on Oct 13, 2011 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Voted Yes.

Being in my sixties, my nutsack’s already dragging on the ground,so the Cat Raper can’t put as much force into it as he can for a punt (not as much follow—through). Gotta take one for the team!

"Dang! The Saints won the Super Bowl!" - my wife, Meso "Happy" Hu Dat.

by Dang Hu Dat on Oct 13, 2011 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

HA!!!

Did anyone even read this?

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by cscmember on Oct 14, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with Dave

and i’ll go a bit further…

The Saints won’t have a 100 yard rusher in a game this season

WIN NOW
WINGRAMANIA!!!!

by Hans Petersen on Oct 13, 2011 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

A two game lead as a result of win against a team you’re going to face later in the season isn’t exactly a “hammer lock”. If they lost to Tampa in the 2nd game, for example, they’re only one game ahead with no head-to-head tiebreaker. Even if you’re talking about a tiebreaker for a first round bye, with a divisional leader that has no future regular season opportunity to offset that loss, it would carry 0.5 games more weight, not a full game. The same could be said of a divisional sweep. Add 0.5, not one. Until they sweep and/or pull a 3rd full game ahead, it’s just a two game lead.

You can toga party, but you can't toga fish.

by coldpizza on Oct 13, 2011 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Voted No

Saints are going to win the Superbowl regardless.

In Breesus' name we play

by Breesus Christ Superstar on Oct 13, 2011 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

i voted yes

but I believe we won’t need it to win the SB. I’m also not convinced that you’ve consulted Mr. Moorstead about kicking people’s nuts.

Now that we have a 2011 season let's win the Superbowl!

by skinnykinney on Oct 13, 2011 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know...

I think he would kick his own nuts for another Super Bowl win. Although I think he’d hurt more than just his nuts doing that.

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

by Doc Boudin on Oct 14, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I voted yes

My wife just had her woman parts taken out, so, I don’t need my nuts anymore.

by Saintsfan75 on Oct 14, 2011 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

This podcast was awesome, haha

Tiger's blood!!

by SarahT on Oct 14, 2011 5:56 AM CDT reply actions  

I would let him do it

I have Sean Payton’s Brass Balls

by Valmo on Oct 14, 2011 6:59 AM CDT reply actions  

You share balls?

That’s just gross, dude.

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by cscmember on Oct 14, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

As long as he gave them back to my wife when he was done.

trapped in grammar and calendars.

by Jay Preece on Oct 14, 2011 8:19 AM CDT reply actions  

I'd take my chances with FPK

there’s a possibility that he may miss to the right. Not that he’s a punter or anything
connected to this poll.

That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.

by saint_chew on Oct 14, 2011 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

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