"New Orleans at Tampa Bay (+4.5) ... RULE OF THUMB: Any time the Saints, Packers, or Patriots are favored by less than a touchdown, just bet them and don't think twice. You'll win more than you lose."

That's an actual sentence, from an actual writer, who writes about actual football. An SB Nation writer, no less.

I love the success, and I love having higher expectations, and I love every minute of not watching games with a bag on my head. But sentences like that still hit me where it counts, in the best way possible. Saints, Packers, or Patriots. That's who we're rolling with.

The last few years have been all sorts of wonderful, haven't they?

Just so I don't jinx us: Malcolm & Cam, will you PLEASE break out in the next few games? Chrissakes, it's like waiting for the end of Inception.

Regardless: Who Dat. Who. F*ing. Dat.

Imma go carve a Fleur de Lis into a pumpkin.