Psst...come closer. Listen carefully because I'm about to clue you in on a little known player who is sure to be fantasy gold this Sunday. I've got it on good authority that tight end Jimmy Graham might actually put up some big numbers against the Buccaneers.
Quick, head over to your fantasy league right now and look him up. Chances are he's still available and your idiot buddies haven't picked him up. I know it sounds risky; Graham hasn't really played well thus far this season. But I'm telling you, I know a guy whose brother said his buddy is really tight with this other dude and he told him that Graham was gonna have a good game; said Drew Brees is going to start trusting him more.
Hey, you don't want to listen to me? That's fine. But you're going to kick yourself in the butt when Jimmy goes off for 100+ yards with two touchdowns and fans everywhere are saying, "Where did this kid come from?!"