Dear New Orleans Saints
I have no idea how many--if any--New Orleans Saints read or are even aware of this site. So it's not like anything I have to say is going straight from my lips to Sean's ears, or even to Fenuki Tupou's. Still, I have something to say that I hope gets back to them somehow. Maybe I could get Dave to engrave it on some bats...except it's probably too long. And I can't find bat donors.
It's this: "As you are now, so once was I/As I am now, soon you shall be." That first half isn't entirely accurate--I was actually never an NFL player, though I did come close (I saw Jim Taylor once in a coffee shop). But it's the second half that's the important part, and that principle still holds: you are living on borrowed time.
Every NFL player, from the moment he's signed, whether as a high draftee or a broken-down free agent on his last lap, is in the position of a patient just told he's got a fatal disease and only a short time to live. That disease is simply time--it works against us all, but against athletes faster and more surely than most. The average career in the NFL is between three and four years long. Even if you manage to play every week, that only comes to 56 games, on average. Maybe 2500 snaps, for a starter. A tenth of that for a special-teamer. Then it's over, forever; and you become, at best, a fan. Just like us. Just like the millions out here who would give their left nut (if they have one) for the chance to do, for free, what you get to do every weekend of the season.
So here's where I'm heading with this: why don't you play each game like it's your last? Because it might be. Why is it hard for you guys to get up for games? Why do you have let-downs, like against the Bucs and the Rams? Why aren't you thinking, every time you step on the field, "God, this will all be over soon...so I'm going to play balls-out, give it everything I have, because there's no telling if I'll ever do this again"? The question especially interests me because I can't remember having an off-week as a fan. Sunday rolls around, and not once do I say "I'm just not up for this game. Maybe losing to Atlanta isn't like injecting my face with Drano after all. I think I can stand watching them win, so I'm only going to care half as much this weekend."
I can appreciate that sometimes jobs can get kinda stale. (But you wanna swap? Didn't think so.) So don't think of it as a job. Pretend that you won all that money in a lottery, and it's given you the financial independence to spend your time doing what you always dreamed of doing: to play a game in front of millions of adoring fans. In my line of work, I don't get that chance. Nor do I get the chance for a pick-six; or a strip sack; or a pancake block; or even the limited satisfaction in knowing that all I do is snap for kicks, but I do it well. I don't get to wear the colors; I don't get to charge out onto the field through smoke and deafening cheers; and I don't get to test myself against the best in the world. Do you know what I'd give for that chance? Do you know what I wouldn't give?
But here's the deal: someday soon, you won't get that chance either. You'll be like me: too old, too slow, too small. (We won't touch on the talent part for now.) You can only look back; and hopefully you'll only have pleasant memories. Not like, giving up six sacks to just about the worst defense in the league. Or making just about every opposing quarterback look like he's Aaron Rogers. Or having a headlock on the division lead and suddenly finding yourself on your back with a heel in your groin.
No, you want good memories: like dancing on the Falcons' logo, again; like shaming Eli Manning in the city of his birth, again, and showing Detroit how far they still have to go; like watching all the columnists and talking heads eat dung, like they always do at the end of every season, but this year it's your dung. Like blasting through everything that stands between you and a 13-3 season, and then everything that stands between you and another ring. Nine more games is all; maybe ten. For some of you, that's all you've got...so make them count.
Make them count. Don't do it for us (although we'll surely appreciate it if you do); do it for yourself. Give yourself the best gift of all: the knowledge that you did all you could, and damned if it wasn't good enough.
Or kick back, take it easy, give it a C+ effort, leave it all up to Drew. Be satisfied with 9-7. You're still part of the elite. No pressure. What do I know?
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cosigned
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Only an old man could have written this. Maybe an old woman.
Payton should get M-E to give a 30 second version of this as a locker room speech. If M-E could speak for only 30 seconds. Maybe with some visual aids.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life which mind end any second now. HIT IT!!
Boom rec’d it.
Welcome to the party, we're all just papers in the wind
agreed
but he has to have the right voice. The deep, hard as steel, weathered voice that in some way is touching and understanding.
Now that we have a 2011 season let's win the Superbowl!
by skinnykinney on Nov 15, 2011 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
I've heard him
in some way is touching and understanding.
Nah. More like insistent and nagging.
Welcome to the party, we're all just papers in the wind
Just cause I'm feeling ornery
I thought I would point out that an NFL football player has a lifespan that is about 17 YEARS shorter than you and I. So, 56 games costs them about 17 years. Huh. Sad to say, there are a lot of people who would give their left nut. Still want to give that left nut?
Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Post....definitely Recommended
Without the threat of death......There is no reason to live at all
It’s all well and good issuing some vague rallying cry on an internet message board. Sure enough a lot of people, especially in sports, have the hairs on their neck raised by the simplest of empty-worded “This is your time. Now go out there and take it!” type speeches. Fine. I can understand that.
How on earth, though, do you know that there was a lack of effort in the losses the Saints have suffered this season? Or that the Saints misfiring comes from a dearth of motivation? That ignores a whole host of other factors. Poor planning by the coaches. Terrible playcalling. Injury. Loss of confidence. Better execution by opposition players at vital moments of games. Not being as talented as the opposition in some positions. But no, of course not, the only issue is that we need to do it exactly the same, but with +10 HEART.
It’s pretty damn insulting to attempt to motivate somebody by suggesting that they haven’t been trying their hardest.
trapped in grammar and calendars.
The U.S. Army motivates soldiers like that everyday
There must be some method to the madness.
Without the threat of death......There is no reason to live at all
by AcquiredPanic on Nov 9, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Of course there is. Like I said, for a huge number of people, it’s pretty effective. And I’m not saying I’m immune to it, or smarter than people who are motivated that way. Play me the right stirring song, give me the perfect sob-story, tell me to fight for something and I’d probably try to run through a brick wall.
My problem is more with blaming the players for undervaluing their opponents when we have no idea if that is really the case. Especially when there are tons of obvious mistakes on the field that point to deficiencies in coaching and personnel.
trapped in grammar and calendars.
You make a lot of good points.
Especially about coaching and play calling.
I guess we expect the players to take it upon themselves to fix the situation they find themselves in and stop the rush, or the run, or make the catch, or get open, get the turnover, recover the fumble, force a fumble, you know, just all the stuff it takes to win.
But, it would help a lot if the coaching did the game planning that would produce an alternative plan, ready to put in for adjustment. Or even getting them ready to play period. Maybe it is on the coaches and play calling to a much larger degree than some of us talk about.
"I am a Saints player. Look, sir" Patrick Robinson
by CrazyforColston on Nov 9, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
Jay P, agree with alot but
How on earth, though, do you know that there was a lack of effort in the losses the Saints have suffered this season? Or that the Saints misfiring comes from a dearth of motivation?
Do you think that the Saints that played the Packers is the equally motivated team that played the Rams/1st Bucs teams? I think that Saints left it all, and I do mean ALL on the field in the Packers game, not so much in the other losses.
Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread
P.S. tried to cut/paste response to what Jay P said at the begining of his argument.
Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread
Watch when they play Atlanta this week
They’ll play with more energy and effort, starting early on, not when the game is out of hand.
Or, as least that’s what they did last year in prime time. There’s another example: they play so well in prime time. They never look flat or unfocused. Even when they lose as they did to Green Bay.
It’s one thing to bump into a team like the Rams and have them play above their talent level and rock you a bit, but how do you not answer or adjust, while you have a chance to win and not leave to Drew to save them?
Yeah, Coaches and prep and all of that get some blame as pointed out, but I’m still believing fans can tell when sufficient effort is being given. Saints start too slow, too often. Um, except when they are trying to save their season like against Pittsburgh last year, or paying Atlanta back for the loss at home, oops in primetime again.
"I am a Saints player. Look, sir" Patrick Robinson
by CrazyforColston on Nov 9, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Is it better
to motivate them by saying, “Gee guys, you played your guts out. You left it all on the field. I guess that means they were just better than you.” Talk about insulting.
Do you really believe the Saints lost to the Bucs and the Rams because of any reason other than being flat and not picking up their game to the level of their opponents?
"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan
I think it’d be best to motivate a team in whatever way proved most effective. I’d tell them that, should they lose, I’d cripple a homeless child in front of them if they lost.
trapped in grammar and calendars.
Secondly, yes, I think the Saints lost for a huge variety of reasons against the Bucs and Rams. Terrible planning, poor coaching, bad playcalling, sloppy decisions by players, tiny moments going against us in one-on-one play, and being bested in all of those things by our opponents.
trapped in grammar and calendars.
Because Payton said it himself after the Rams game
by BlackandGold4ever on Nov 10, 2011 7:44 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, you’re right. Because he doesn’t speak openly about injuries that means he also lies about the effort of the players in the games. Because you know, people are always consistent in all areas of their lives.
by BlackandGold4ever on Nov 10, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
All areas? Or just the one; shielding your team from the media?
What’s he supposed to say? “Yeah. We sucked today. Partly my fault for not calling the right plays. We didn’t establish the run, and then ignored intermediate passes and went for deep throws, which stalled drives and created turnovers. And our defense hasn’t been able to cope with a good running back for two years. Our linebackers are pretty awful all around. Heck, you know what, our O-line sucks on rushing downs. We really shouldn’t have ignored some of these spots in the draft for the last few years.”
I’m sure it’s much easier to pull out a meaningless coaching cliche like “We didn’t execute today. I guess we underestimated them.”
trapped in grammar and calendars.
Works on me....................
My wife gets more work out of me by pissing me off…………Works every time.
My Magnificent Black and Gold Warriors
Yeah you right.
Just wish it worked both ways.
"Daddy, them cigarettes are gonna kill you". My aunts last words to my 96 year old grandpa before he fell out of bed and broke his neck reaching for a full pack.
Excellent.
Rec’d.
Exactly what they need to hear and exactly what is frustrating to fans. It’s not that we aren’t loyal enough or ask for too much, it’s that we wonder why they don’t ask enough of themselves when they surely can be everything they desire to be or maybe not, but you have to give the effort first to even know.
"I am a Saints player. Look, sir" Patrick Robinson
I agree with almost everything you say...
On the other hand, you really need to use accurate statistics. Yeah, yeah, I know all about the three types of lies (lies, * lies, and statistics) but still the average shelf-life of an NFL player is NOT merely three years.
The average shelf-life of a player who is on an NFL training camp roster is only three years. This makes them part of the NFLPA’s records and thus they get counted. But quite a few of those players don’t even make it through a single training camp, much less multiple years in the league. The players who manage to make it onto an in-season active roster tend, on average, to have a MUCH longer career. Maybe only 6 or 7 years, which is still very short of course, but even then, that’s ALSO still counting people who only make it onto the roster for a week or two and then get cut and never get back in.
That doesn’t mean they should ignore your advice. They still have very limited time, whether it’s 1 year or 19 years or anything in between. And worse yet, almost all of them will never know when it’s over until all of a sudden it is and they never saw it coming. So yeah, they still need to listen.
But quoting inaccurate statistics doesn’t help your case.
As you are now, so once was I - As I am now, soon you shall be
Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini
Worth a visit if you’re ever in Rome. It really makes you think about life and death. If the team takes every game as if it were their last, they can win the rest of the games. They have plenty enough talent to make it happen.
MtnExile: 873 words.
crzycajn: 46 words.
Same message. Talk about succinct.
"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan
cliff notes vs shakespeare
message might be the same but you miss out on quite a bit if you don’t read the full story. ;)
I knew about the Sedlec Ossuary
The crypt is actually my background on my YouTube channel. But I didn’t know it was inspired by that place.
Without the threat of death......There is no reason to live at all
by AcquiredPanic on Nov 9, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome!
That’s going on our itinerary for the trip there in two weeks. Thanks!
Saints fan in Stuttgart, Germany! The beer is AWESOME here!
you're welcome
I hope y’all enjoy the entire trip. Italy is always a good time. You could spends months in Rome and still not take in all the history there. Make the most of it! :)
cliff notes vs shakespeare
message might be the same but you miss out on quite a bit if you don’t read the full story. ;)
well.. i didn't quite like this piece..
you are sort of blaming the players for falling into complacency at times..
i can see you have not played sports, or if you have, too much time has passed..
there are numerous circumstances that cause a player and a team to underperform.. & it is not necessarily not want to.. or being too mediocre.. many times the lack of energy may be of psychological origin.. but the lack of physical reaction is actually very real.. it is not that you don’t want to.. it’s like your mind/heart/soul is weighting you down..
as the opposite.. sometimes you are unstoppable.. & you glide like a magical force propels you.. & you can’t explain that, either.. these players compete.. have their trials & tribulations in practice.. they may have private issues for lack of participation or disfavor by coaching.. etc. etc.. not to even bring in personal issues.. normal baggage that everybody has.. yes, even the alpha-male players..
a consistent physical performance is even rare for a machine.. expecting a sum of “human parts” to perform like the perfect machine, every time, just cause their life duration is short.. is too simplistic..
coaches try to find the way to “bring” the greatness out.. but if it was as simple as reminding them how little time they have, every coach would have a little machine.. humming..
But
It would so be worth it…..I once went to a bar Chuck Liddell was supposed to be at just so he could knock me out (no he wasn’t there). And I would love to line up at LBer and hit a running back with everything I got just once….doesn’t matter how much hospital time it costs me haha
Holy lord
When did you guys get so damn picky? Sound like a bunch of old ladies at their weekly book club.
I agree with most of what MtnExile had to say
I try to live my life like every day could be my last. I have my down days though, and try to use them to motivate myself. The Rams game I blame more on the play calling, and lack of adjustment, to the Rams play calling.Some the players were exposed for their talent short comings, but the failure to adjust to the shortcomings, was totally a coaching failure.
R.I.P. Andy Rooney
by cajuncommando58 on Nov 10, 2011 3:06 AM CST reply actions
I tried that on my kids once
it didn’t work. I told them that what would happen to you if your fighting with each other and next thing you know one of you drops dead. You want the last thing said to be out of anger?? It didn’t work. I even had an example as my wife’s brother had a brain stem rupture and bang he’s dead. The problem is that you can’t play like this is your last game. You have to save your body for the next week and the week after. You can go out there balls to the wall and put your heart and soul into the game and end up getting hurt for that extra yard. Sacrafice the body for the play, yeah sure you might get the fumble, but next thing you know your shoulder is blown and your undergoing surgery in hopes your able to throw the ball again. If Drew’s surgery hadn’t worked, he wouldn’t be playing football now. All this because he was diving for a fumbled ball. I am not saying he should’t have gone for it, but there are limits you have to put on yourself and your body. To push your body to the brink of exhaustion mentally and physically takes it’s tole. Ask Shockey, he put his heart and soul into the games and see what happens. He got injured way too much. I am not saying you need to be a Haynesworth and be a big ole pile of doo doo, but you do have to protect your investment.
Where's Kat with those sandwiches...
Mark Ingram-OROY
Cam Jordan-DROY
New Orleans Saints-2012 Super Bowl Champs
fast and funny.
"I am a Saints player. Look, sir" Patrick Robinson
by CrazyforColston on Nov 10, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
Enjoyed the post but...
Look I played some college ball and as a fan I see your point. We rah rah everyday and we check our boards, get our game day gear together and we say we are up for this game and ready to go. Now you ask yourself why aren’t the players just as amped as you are? Look they breathe football everyday. They practice 3 times a week. They have to lift and look at game film. They work at their craft more than you probably work at your job each week. (disclaimer I’m coming back to your job). They feel prepared each week. For some reason you are discounting that the Rams and Bucs are not just as amped when they come to these games just because they don’t have a good record. Winning on the road in the NFL is one of the most difficult things to do. Each week because their contracts are not guaranteed NFL players have to ‘grade out’ well on tape. I will argue with ‘grading out’ is sometimes more important to some players than actually winning the game. You grade out well your job is secure until next week. NFL players care about the fans but I guarantee you they care about making money more and providing for their families. Will they make money if you don’t watch the game or show up? No, absolutely not. They need you but really getting you in the seat is not their job. It’s all a business and you sometimes have to seperate fanhood from business. Charlie Brown didn’t take care of business vs Long. He probably would have been replaced with Strief coming back anyway. Now he is on IR and probably a real question will he be on the 53 next year. That’s just business.
Now I’m going to go back to you and your job. Do we really give 100% on our job everyday? Do we do everything that we can possibly do to ensure that our companies are profitable and successful? I don’t everyday. I have had great days and I have had days I didn’t get anything done and probably should have just stayed at home. The players we are talking about are humans the same as we are. We think we love the game so much that we would play for free. That is until we start games and players on the bench are getting paid millions. That would change our attitude. Look I love the Saints. I’m upset when they lose and on top of the world when they win. When a guy is not guaranteed a job next week, I think I can assure you that he cares about his assignment. The opponent cares just the same and sometimes we don’t come out on top. That’s why they say any given Sunday anything can happen.
Geaux Saints!
Regarding jobs: I think it’s obvious that I don’t give 100% on my job, since I’m wasting time here instead. But I also don’t have the job I’d like to have. If I could play for the Saints, then I would have the job I’d like to have. (That’s not the only job I’d feel that way about.) My motivation would be sky-high. My only question is: why isn’t theirs?
Now, regarding all the other factors that may have contributed to either loss: those things may be important, but they decrease in importance as the skill level between opponents increases. Sure, the Rams and Bucs may have been just as amped up as the Saints, but you forget that the Saints are just flat better. All other things being equal, the Saints should win, hands down. When they don’t, there can be a myriad reasons why, but the one at the very top has to be the simple fact that the team wasn’t focused on its job. And if you watch the games (and many times I only get to watch highlights), you can tell what’s wrong.
Take the Rams game, for instance. The Rams are one of the worst rushing defenses in the league, giving up 5.2 yards a carry. The Saints should have run the ball down their throat, and yet only only ran the ball 20 times, compared to 50 pass attempts. That’s an example of poor play-calling, I’ll grant you. Or maybe not, considering that we were only gaining 2.8 yards per carry. Against the f*ing Rams. A coach only calls the play; the players have to execute it; and if they’re doing a piss-poor job of it, why shouldn’t the coach call something different?
Some here think that we shouldn’t blame motivation until and unless we can rule out other factors; I feel the opposite way: we should not blame those other factors unless we know damned good and well that they were factors, and even then not if lack of motivation is sufficient to explain the outcome. When you gain inches on the ground against a bad team, and then blow a better team off the field the next week, I think it’s obvious what the biggest difference was.
"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan
I just have one question.
What do people do with all these “left nuts” when they get them in a transaction?
Rule #1: Double tap.
by Ball Hawk on Nov 10, 2011 8:35 AM CST via mobile reply actions
The way I see it is;
If 1 left nut = 1win
then 1 extra left nut should = party nut.
"Daddy, them cigarettes are gonna kill you". My aunts last words to my 96 year old grandpa before he fell out of bed and broke his neck reaching for a full pack.
If this is your current situation,
I would advise you to get a job in show biz. There has to be a market for extra nuts.
Rule #1: Double tap.
by Ball Hawk on Nov 10, 2011 8:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
If nuts wins games...
Then they should sign me to the roster.
R.I.P. Andy Rooney
by cajuncommando58 on Nov 10, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
There is truth in your words!
But , I believe Organized Gaming is in control of the Sport I love! If not how could you explain losing to the teams we should beat? So, if it’s not may the Saints prove me wrong and win out the rest of the season!
From a fans perspective it’s hard to disagree with any of the OP.
In defence of the players I offer the following excuses.
St Louis was pumped having won the baseball thingy. That sort of
emotional energy can help a home team, a bit like when we whooped
the Falcons that famous night the LSD* re-opened.
We are fairly deep into the season and still haven’t had our bye week
something Payton recognised , I think , with his handing out of the bats
this last weekend. The lockout and all that entailed regarding training
schedules and conditioning etc probably adds to the weariness.
The team were still patting themselves on the back following their
record performance against the Clots.
Other than that , all I have is sometimes we suck, which isn’t particularly
scientific , but possibly significant.
*Now proudly brought to you by Mercedes Benz.
That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.
You say St. Louis was pumped? Yeah, I imagine they were. But why weren’t the Saints pumped, too? Their city didn’t win a World Series, but so what? They get to play in the NFL! Why doesn’t it send a surge of pure joy through them every time they get to run onto the field? Because apparently, it doesn’t.
They’re not alone in that, of course. And beating a flat team is one of the great joys in sports. I just hate it when the flat team is us. As far as I’m concerned, other teams can play flat just as much as they like.
"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan
Cool down ME
It’s been that way for as long as I can remember. We have a history of losing the easy ones and winning the ones we were suppose to lose. Many years ago, My Saints played the part of “Spoiler” because they would knock someone out of the playoffs while going 4-12 or 6-10.
I still say it’s a coaches job to get everyone on the same page. Even before the Ram game they said they were not going to take them lightly and admitted that a 0-6 team is dangerous. Knowing that, they were still flat and could get nothing going. Our Saints always do there best work coming out of the gate fast and scoring fast. I even think Brees nows this and really tries hard to get that first score. It just did not happen that way and the Rams go momentum when they stopped that first drive.
My Magnificent Black and Gold Warriors
but so what? They get to play in the NFL!
Even Brad Pitt gets tired of banging Angelina Jolie sometimes.
Welcome to the party, we're all just papers in the wind
by stujo4 on Nov 10, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you comparing playing the Rams to banging Angelina Jolie? In what way?
"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan
What appears to be the best to the one who doesn’t have it is often routine and mundane to the one who does have it.
Welcome to the party, we're all just papers in the wind
pre-reply
Let me put a finer point on this. Even François-Henri Pinault gets tired of banging Salma Hayek sometimes.
Welcome to the party, we're all just papers in the wind
Then he's an idiot, and I'd trade him in a humming bird's heartbeat.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Nov 11, 2011 12:58 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I highly doubt that!
I could see Brad getting tired of the almost manly, not very feminine Angelina…
But, damn!! Who’d get tired of Selma!?
You don’t know what you got, until you lose it. Oh baby baby baby give me one more chance, come on girl!
Welcome to the party, we're all just papers in the wind
I knew it was him… I thought it was with the Beatles… at the end when they were drugged up and writing weirder stuff.
Was that from after the Beatles? Or during?
at the end when they were drugged up and writing weirder stuff.
It was the late 1960’s. You’d prefer Englebert Humperdinck? From the Lennon video:
track 4 from the walls and bridges album recorded by lennon legend in 1974.
Welcome to the party, we're all just papers in the wind
here's lennon's take on the "don't know what you got.." paradox..
by the 9th plague on Nov 12, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
I prefer the original version that I linked to above.
Welcome to the party, we're all just papers in the wind
This comment has been bugging me for awhile
Good Lord, Dan, how could anyone call Angelina manly!!????! Self-assured, yes. Cocky as all get out, yes. Knockout, yes. Does she purr all the time, no. But, omigod. Not to say that Selma’s purring isn’t something especiallly amazing and fine! ;~)
Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Different strokes. Somebody else thought Kyle Richards jawline made her look like a man. GAA!!
Got in a little trouble at the county seat
Lord, they put me in the jail house for loafing on the street
Let's end that debate and admit
That Sofia Vergara is…(fill in your own words here)
She is all win in my book!
I like Hamburgers!
square shaped body… no hips… very small breasts… everything’s flat… and long and gangly.
She does have nice hair (usually) and attractive eyes…. but her overall body structure is that of a 14 year old boy.
So, I will correct myself… “boyish” not “manish”.
I like my women to look like women… which is more than just a pretty face and some makeup.
Ever seen Gia?…believe me…she’s got plenty of girl in her. No pun intended for those that have seen the movie. Although I agree in the fact I don’t find her attractive…mostly because she scared the crap out of me in Girl Interrupted.
And as an FYI….if being a large, natural B cup is very small breasts….90% of the female population just put your name under the “male pig” category.
-Lombardi was wrong...it's the internet, not fatigue that makes cowards of us all. But then again, what do you expect. Not like the guy could see the future.
Gia is a movie of hers?
I’m not saying there’s something wrong with them her. They are just smaller than I prefer.
Here you go, porn hound. (Hans, can I get a waiver on the name calling here?)

Got in a little trouble at the county seat
Lord, they put me in the jail house for loafing on the street
While I like a nice set of Breast
I’m more a Rump Roast kinda guy.
R.I.P. Andy Rooney
by cajuncommando58 on Nov 19, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
I always thought of myself as a chest guy...
But apparently that’s not true, as everyone keeps telling me, “You know, you’re a real ass man.”
Heard of van that's loaded with weapons, packed up and ready to go.
Heard of some gravesites, down by the highway, a place where nobody knows.
Nice link--hadn't seen that in a while.
I think I actually stole that from an old Carlin(?) bit. Was that wrong?
Heard of van that's loaded with weapons, packed up and ready to go.
Heard of some gravesites, down by the highway, a place where nobody knows.
Really didn't think that required any rejoinder.
But thanks for the confirmation, guys! And have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Heard of van that's loaded with weapons, packed up and ready to go.
Heard of some gravesites, down by the highway, a place where nobody knows.
very small breasts
Somebody is a porn enthusiast.
Got in a little trouble at the county seat
Lord, they put me in the jail house for loafing on the street
You know most of those are implants, right? All those women in your big box o’ porn?
Got in a little trouble at the county seat
Lord, they put me in the jail house for loafing on the street
Booo to implants
All natural is the way to go. Not a fan of fake sweater balloons.
I like Hamburgers!
since we using this section of the blog as musical interlude..
by the 9th plague on Nov 12, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't say that I've ever been prouder
My thread degenerated into Salma Hayek and John Lennon. That’s what I’m about.
"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan
I don't think this word means what you think it means
degenerated
I’d go with “evolved”
WIN NOW
WINGRAMANIA!!!!
by Hans Petersen on Nov 13, 2011 7:40 AM CST up reply actions
Damn, a lot of excuses here.............Try this one
They all had Chili laced with Exlax over their Western Omlets at breakfast. That would take the starch out of anyone.
My Magnificent Black and Gold Warriors
so once was I/As I am now, soon you shall be
This is why there is no “I” in team.. Play one game at a time.. revel in victory or roll with the punches.. As a fan I have the luxury support my team win or lose and it doesn’t affect my health or paycheck.. most of these athletes became what they are from playing the game they love with “all heart” for a very long time from pewee to NFL.. I’m sure they are motivated each and every game… so is thier opponent.
You know Hartman, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury s#!t on a frozen pond, until old Seth fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials. You know, that crazy drink that I fix for stewardesses? Two shots out of that and Hartman is shot to s#!t, freaked out. I mean, I never saw a guy having so much fun and crying at the same time!
I read everything everyone said.
But for a team like the Saints to be losing to a team like the Rams 17-0 in the first half and then losing the game completely is totally uncalled for. It’s bull crap to say the Rams won this game because they were hyped up. The fact of the matter is, is that the Saints plumb out lost this one due to the entire organization. Coaching was terrible, players were terrible and Payton didn’t give a crap in the booth. I don’t care how much he claims that he hurts, there’s no reason he couldn’t come down at half time with his team. Maybe they were suppossed to lose to this team, because the Saints are way better than that. Maybe the Colts made a deal with the Saints and the Colts let the Saints embarrass them if they lost the following week to the Rams just to be in contention to grab Luck next year. Who knows if Peyton will be back? Sorry, you can’t demolish a team 62-7 and then lose next week to a 0 win team. That’s not football, that’s called not giving a crap. I don’t blame all players because some tried, but the majority didn’t. I just may be right about the deal with the Colts, and if I hear of anything else the Saints receive from the Colts, then I know I’m right.
Never lived with chronic — or even just temporarily extreme — pain, have you, hmm?
I agree the Coach needed to do something. I think he tried. I’m pretty sure that OL vs coach incident was him telling them to chew them out for him because he couldn’t. But I also understand hurting so bad you can’t move. For that matter, for most of the start of this very week is was in that position personally. I won’t go into details. I’m feeling a fair bit better now but not all the way… but at least it’s a start. I also understand hurting in a fashion you are afraid to even try to move, for fear of making the damage worse. Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt. Maybe you don’t.
But the simple reality is that SP has to look at more than just the Rams game. That one was already lost by halftime. He had to think about the fact that he needs to get fully healthy so he can do his job properly on the sidelines for the REST of the season as well.
You’re right about this much, however. The players didn’t give a crap. They should have. And they didn’t. And that’s what this letter was all about.
You know what’s even more stale than complacency? The argument that millions of dollars should somehow magically erase that, WHEN THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOUR PEERS ARE MAKING THE SAME MONEY. Who gives a hairy rat’s rectum what the average fan CLAIMS he would do for that money? The fact remains that he doesn’t have the talent to realize that pipe dream. Beyond that, if he was somehow magically granted the athletic powers to command such a salary, the effort would soon dwindle away to the status quo, as the realization set in that he can still make roughly that same amount of money resting on his new found laurels. Blow as much smoke as you want on the subject. It’s straight up human nature to live contently, once you feel you’ve peaked. The few that go above and beyond probably take the same gung ho approach in every facet of their life, even if they’re not getting paid for it. It would be different if the losing team took home minimum wage — not the veteran minimum, I’m talking $7.50 an hour for the game — and the winning team collected the excess. THAT’S when a professional athlete vs Joe Blow comparison would hold water. As is, it’s pure rhetoric on the part of Mr. Blow.
You can toga party, but you can't toga fish.
Insert sexually suggestive comment about Mr. Blow here.
Come on, you know you want to…
And you better pick yourself up off the ground
Before they bring the curtain down.
Yes, before they bring the curtain down...

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