Saints @ Vikings: Da Chronic's Podcast Preview

by Dave Cariello on Dec 16, 2011 10:00 AM CST

This week Kevin tells us what he thinks of Jared Allen and it's not pleasant. Ralph predicts since Drew Brees was hanging out on Sesame Street this week that Elmo will catch five passes for 80 yards and a score against the horrid Vikings secondary. Dave predicts 150 year old Charlie Batch will beat the 49ers and in our new weekly feature of "Get Your $#!% Together" Dave implores the secondary to catch the ball. For the love of God, we are looking at you Malcolm Jenkins.

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Warning: explicit language and adult content.

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That intro is pure gold

I’ve never heard the Vikings announcers flame on Brett like that before after that play. Too good.

by Andrew Juge on Dec 16, 2011 10:29 AM CST reply actions

Classic

everytime I hear that its hilarious!!!!

" I’ve never done drugs but I think watching Matty Ice stare blankly towards the field as Drew Brees kneels down while clock hits zero in a playoff game would be like doing cocaine off a strippers @$$#….yeah that good.
Yes my hatred for Atlanta is unhealthy/ possibly illegal" - Malbrough

by born in areacode 318 on Dec 16, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions

why would you even Ponder passing?

that ended up being a prophetic line…

PLAY NOW
TUSKAMANIA!!!!

by Hans Petersen on Dec 16, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions

LOL I just picked up on that myself

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke

by coldpizza on Dec 17, 2011 2:21 AM CST up reply actions

“This is not Detroit, man. This is the Super Bowl.”

What does this quote even mean?

If it’s alluding to the level of competition, shouldn’t it be:
“This is not Detroit, man. This is the Saints”?

If it’s alluding to the location of the game being played, shouldn’t it be:
“This is not Detroit, man. This is New Orleans”?

If it’s alluding to the magnitude of the game at hand, shouldn’t it be:
“This is not a regular season game. This is the NFC Championship Game”?

If it’s alluding to what was at stake in terms of winning the game, shouldn’t it be:
“This is for a divisional win. This is for a trip to the Super Bowl”?

If it’s alluding to location of the Super Bowl that year, shouldn’t it be:
“This is not for a trip to Detroit, man. This is for a trip to Miami”?

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke

by coldpizza on Dec 17, 2011 8:48 AM CST up reply actions

Chuck Barris could have limited Kevin's rant to 5 seconds

I’ve laughed more heartily after reading riddles on a packet of Cream of Wheat.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke

by coldpizza on Dec 17, 2011 2:32 AM CST reply actions

could have?

you think that gong would have stopped him?

PLAY NOW
TUSKAMANIA!!!!

by Hans Petersen on Dec 17, 2011 9:30 AM CST up reply actions

I was thinking more like beating him with the stick.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, ya heard?

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke

by coldpizza on Dec 17, 2011 1:56 PM CST up reply actions

Auto Focus, baby

PLAY NOW
TUSKAMANIA!!!!

by Hans Petersen on Dec 17, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions

Bob Crane: What is that on my ass?
John Carpenter: That is my hand.

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

by stujo4 on Dec 17, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions

Consider me...

the Unknown Comic! Suits me well, I’ve got the paper bag in storage somewhere…

"Gowin on fourth and 14 will punt it away. He hangs it very high, angling it for the near sideline...HAKIM DROPS THE BALL!!! HAKIM DROPS THE BALL!! Brian Milne might've fallen on it at the ten yard line! It's the New Orleans Saints' football! Brian Milne, the most unlikely hero of them all, falls on the fumble, the muff by Hakim! There is a God after all!" -- Jim Henderson

by hakimdropstheball on Dec 18, 2011 10:30 AM CST up reply actions