I had to share this I laughed so hard...in the middle of their Open Game thread this poster put a message titled "Meanwhile in Minneapolis" then the following:
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Ponder: Man, I can’t believe we’re only down by one against the Saints right now. We could actually pull off an upset.

Gerhart: I know, fellow white teammate. This is awesome!

Peterson: Sup crackers, believe we actually this close?

(Gerhart and Ponder exchange confused looks)

Gerhart: Are you talking to us?

Peterson: Yea….

Ponder: Cool…

Gerhart: Yea, I’m excited that we’re this close rig…(Brees throws TD)

Peterson: Dammit!

Ponder: Well, we’re still within one possession. (Goes 3 and out)

Gerhart: Well, not great but our defense has been playi…(Brees throws TD)

Peterson: God dammit!

Ponder: It’s not that bad, guys. We’ve been down before. We can’t give up (Punts)

Ponder: Ok, so we need to get som….(Brees throws TD)

Peterson:…..

Gerhart: Hey Adrian…

Peterson: Don’t talk to me.

Gerhart: Well, there goes that…

Brees: Sup losers.

Ponder: Drew Brees? What are you doing on our sidelines? And if you’re here, then who is playing QB?

Brees: Oh, that’s Tom. Yea, he’s with the Make a Wish Foundation. His wish was to score a TD in an NFL game.

Ponder: But he’s like 12, and has canc….(Tom throws TD)

Brees: Way to go, buddy!

Peterson: F*** this, I’m getting traded.
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Thank you Charlie Kelly for a great laugh