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Jonathan Vilma's Questionable Tweets

Just found these questionable tweets from Jonathan Vilma this morning. Not sure if someone hacked his account or what, because I've got to admit I'm a bit surprised to see the Saints defensive star say such things directly to fans, let alone the original comment that sparked them.

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Wow.

What the heck? I’m going to assume hacking until told otherwise. After Fujita’s comments a few years back, I have real trouble thinking Vilma would be foolish enough to say something like this, at this time, even if these are his actual beliefs.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 10:25 AM CST reply actions  

After Fujita’s comments a few years back,

Not sure what you mean here.

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by stujo4 on Dec 29, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Even though he took the PC stance, he still caught hell over it.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s not PC. That’s just right.

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by stujo4 on Dec 29, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

He only caught hell from homophobes and morons.

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by stujo4 on Dec 29, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with you,

but living in Tennessee (at the risk of reinforcing a negative stereotype) and spending a large amount of time in bars, he did catch hell from a large portion of the NFL fanbase. I was just trying to point out that Vilma (again, assuming his Twitter wasn’t hacked) knew damn well it was a touchy subject.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn’t give him hell, but I sure don’t agree with his position. That doesn’t make me a homophobe or a moron. I only say that because many people will identify anybody with an opposing view as homophobes, morons, and other things as well.

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 30, 2011 7:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Who cares?

It ain’t that important. Get a sense of humor, sprout a pair maybe and go live life. Does this really bother people, even if it is him?

"I don't suffer from drug addiction. I enjoy it very much."

by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 10:45 AM CST reply actions  

Of course it does.

Even if you’re not of the opinion that it’s ignorant, and doesn’t appear to be meant as a joke, it’s going to be all over the media regardless, so it was stupid and will provide an unwanted distraction.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey Jimbo

I just was rereading your MVP commentary and you yourself said that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Granted I don’t necessarily share the opinion of the comment that was posted, but I certainly am not going to give him any grief for it. I tend to agree with cajuncreation in that people get offended way to easily without knowing the context or the meaning of things these days. Text certainly fails in that it does not convey emotion or intent.

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by Grumps on Dec 29, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Don’t like that it’s going to reflect negatively on the team no matter what spin is put on it, though. We all know how the media reacts to this stuff.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Does this really bother people, even if it is him?

Yes. Yes, it does. Does it bother me? No. But it obviously bothers some.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Duly noted.

But when is someone allowed to express their own beliefs/thoughts. If this was his commentary, do we even know the context? Could it be a dig at a friend? Even if serious is he not entitled to voice his opinion?

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by Grumps on Dec 29, 2011 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Even if serious is he not entitled to voice his opinion?

Sure. Did I say he wasn’t?

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

You implied it...maybe...

Ha.

No sir you did not. Sorry if I came across as accusing. This is hitting a little close to home today and I am apparently crusy about it.

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by Grumps on Dec 29, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

P.S.

Crusy is Canadian for Crusty.

I like Hamburgers!

by Grumps on Dec 29, 2011 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

and I bet Krusty the Klown feels krusy sometimes

let’s all just have a burger and bring international relations back to code green

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by Hans Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

That's cool.

Hope your day gets better.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Aww, you guys are cute…

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 29, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Tha major difference here

is that Vilma isn’t just representing himself. For better or for worse, he is representing an organization and a business. That may not be the way it was meant, and it may not be fair, but it is how it’s going to be perceived.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

It's one thing to express an opinion.

It’s another thing to tell someone to shutup. That was plain disrespectful.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 30, 2011 6:57 AM CST up reply actions  

An unfortunate reality...

but again, who cares? Seems everyone’s got a chip on their shoulder about something and wait for someone else to knock it off.

"I don't suffer from drug addiction. I enjoy it very much."

by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

This is weird even on his facebook account he posted 2 hours ago

And not 1 thing on their refering to this
Not 1 fan saying anything about it
I’m not sure how twitter works but could it have been hacked

by mississippisaintsfan on Dec 29, 2011 10:59 AM CST reply actions  

Gotta be hacked

Even if he feels this way, can’t be stupid enough to tweet it.

In Breesus' name we play

by Breesus Christ Superstar on Dec 29, 2011 11:07 AM CST reply actions  

He's never tweeted anything like that before

I have to assume it was hacked but even if he wasnt (as a female myself) I wasn’t offended by it. he was probably talking about those unnamed Falcons players and hack writers that had a problem with Brees breaking the record. they were acting like some little girls. LOL.

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by born in areacode 318 on Dec 29, 2011 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

Frankly,

I have more of an issue with him straight telling a fan to shut up than I do with the initial statement.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 11:31 AM CST reply actions  

I can relate.....Rec'd

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

whatever a person thinks of the initial comment, if it was indeed Vilma himself, it was to no one in particular. However, some took this personally, when it was not addressed to them personally

If you said something negative about, say, Italians to no one in particular, I’d still take it personally. Sorry. Doesn’t mean I don’t respect your right to say it, it just means I’ll respect you a little less.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

What a person takes personally...

is their own business and responsibility. What other people think of me is none of my business.

"I don't suffer from drug addiction. I enjoy it very much."

by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Also...

If it had been an effiminate man who responded to Vilma, okay, my former points still apply, but he would have more of a leg to stand on and say, “Oh, I’m offended.”

"I don't suffer from drug addiction. I enjoy it very much."

by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

say, Italians

I say “EYE-tal-yuns”. Is that wrong?

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by stujo4 on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

(Here’s one of those cases where I should be ignored.)

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by stujo4 on Dec 29, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Dang, so close

Don’t I get it?

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by MtnExile on Dec 29, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Kinda like saying something bad about Saints fans, isn’t it? Wang just did an awesome takedown on those people. I’m glad he took it personally.

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by MtnExile on Dec 29, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s a good point too.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 29, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Forgive me, but she needed to be told to shut up.

So Vilma can state his opinion, but that woman can’t state hers? If you are going to be tolerant of people expressing their opinion freely, you’ve got to apply the same rule to everyone, not just the people you don’t like, who piss you off or who say something you don’t agree with.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Big difference between the two...

He made a broad statement, she made a statement about him. You’re accusing me of exactly what is being done.

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by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, just so I'm understanding...

it’s the personal attack aspect that you don’t like? She could have responded with a broad statement and said something like, “All Saints middle linebackers are bigots” and you would have no problem with it?

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

No

I’m saying your point was off base.

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by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

She can say what she wants to Vilma, regardless of whether she has an interest in his statement. However, it shouldn’t come as a suprise when she’s told to promptly gasp shove it.

Don’t mistake “being told to” for “being made to.”

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by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Got it.

You can tell whoever you want to shove it. I’m cool with that.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!!!!

Touche…nice little twist and dodge there. But I do believe you mean “whomever.”

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by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not trying to dodge anything

I agree with you. I think people can say whatever they want to say. But there’s got to be uniformity. Unfortunately, I find most people are only tolerant of others viewpoints when they agree with them.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I think people can say whatever they want to say.

And then they get banned. Got it.

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by stujo4 on Dec 29, 2011 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a difference between the real world and my little corner of the internet here.

You got that, wise guy? You’re lucky to even be commenting.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Clean up on Aisle 4…

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by MtnExile on Dec 29, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

ZING!!!!!!!! Lol!

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by BRSaintsFan on Dec 29, 2011 5:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You’re already an excellent dad, Mr. Dave.

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by stujo4 on Dec 29, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

And...

you’re banned.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

RIP stujo4

You should have called Dave a sh*** y dad.

You’d still be in our Lucky Club.

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"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

YOu guys are gonna get me fired! I’m busting up over this. Wait! Is Dave serious?!

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

nah...

Not you dave.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 29, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You’ve overestimated my tolerance for passive aggressive and sarcastic insults being hurled in my direction over a long period of time.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha, I’ve seen the post from time to time but thought that was a motif that you guys shared as a joke. Totally misread that. You can’t ban him forever though. He’s a great contributor to this blog.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 30, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He’s a great contributor to this blog.

This is a joke, right? I’m curious if other people share your sentiment.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 30, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I do…not sure if you were asking or not, though.

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 30, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't ban him forever, how will we know what's going on in Rotoworld?

(Is that where the Rotovirus comes from? Explains a lot).

As abrasive as he can be sometimes, he does bring in a different point of view, something beyond blatant homerism. He’s not as bad as some, a— -wise. He just has a problem with authority that verges on juvenile occasionally. I think he’s done a better job of keeping his tendency toward political expression at bay, so that’s been an improvement. Having said all that, I have no feel for how many times he’s been banned. I get the impression its been quite a bit.

But as Head Coach, its your world, we’re just here to draw graffiti on it and befoul it with bad jokes.

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by Doc Boudin on Dec 30, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I pretty sure most do. I mean I like his banter and he brings a different perspective. I mean, he’s been here for years and yeah, sure he can make some jabs about being banned before and etc., but it’s harmless. Do a poll!

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 30, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I pretty sure most do. I mean I like his banter

Problem is, I don’t. His banter is insulting and demeaning to me.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 30, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

It seems to me he goes on the

attack, occasionally. Anybody else on your short list, Dave?

Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nofear on Dec 30, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The Accountability Index is the most entertaining feature on this entire blog, to be frank.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I seem to be having a hard time telling sarcasm

Is that what this comment is? Because if you’re serious and all of you love Stu that much and find my work here un-entertaining, I’d be happy to remove myself.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 30, 2011 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Wowe, Dave!

Chill out man…

Repeat? Run it!

by FrenchFreak on Dec 30, 2011 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

alright… everyone simma down… please

if someone’s being insulting (especially to the boss man) he should be banned… at least for a little while.

by Dan Kelly on Dec 30, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

"at least for a little while"

That is not my understatement of it…

Repeat? Run it!

by FrenchFreak on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

in this situation… as a repeat offender… Stu is banned for as long as Dave wants him to be.

It’s not the first time, he’s been banned and warned.

by Dan Kelly on Dec 30, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I’ve seen much worse comments than Stu’s ones lately. They’re still around…

Repeat? Run it!

by FrenchFreak on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

ever heard of “the straw that broke the camel’s back”?

it’s not just one comment, I promise you.

by Dan Kelly on Dec 30, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed. Dave you are the man. But unless there’s much I haven’t seen, I’ve never seen more than his allusions to being banned for saying something political and etc. in the past but other than that, nothing else. I understand the principle you’re holding to and with empathy can see your point but, I haven’t seen anything absurd enough to ban him.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Jan 1, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you.

My english isn’t good enough to put it so eloquently.

Repeat? Run it!

by FrenchFreak on Jan 2, 2012 2:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Reply fail.

That was for TAY,,,

Repeat? Run it!

by FrenchFreak on Jan 2, 2012 2:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I figured. I Never thought about it french but are you really french? As in from France.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Jan 2, 2012 6:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Un-entertaining and less entertaining aren’t synonymous.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Not the message

Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nofear on Dec 31, 2011 5:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think this is a popularity contest, Dave.

Everybody knows you’re the Head Guy; you run a good site, and produce high-quality content. We’re logged on to be entertained by your site, not for Stu. He probably needs to spend some time in the corner—hand him his dunce cap and send him on his way. That’s totally within your purview. We’re just saying he makes a contribution that we’d miss long-term, and would ask you to think about it. Its your call.

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by Doc Boudin on Dec 31, 2011 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

i've been having trouble refraining from comment so far..

/walks away from the computer.. arbitrarily vanishes an entire neighboring village to cool off..

by the 9th plague on Dec 31, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Jan 1, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I’ll agree that he has been over the top with you on the whole ban issue. I don’t know why he didn’t just let it go.

by BlackandGold4ever on Jan 3, 2012 6:48 AM CST up reply actions  

"che estu.. vive..!!"

(i just graffiti the bathroom with an old shot from the 60ies.. sorry boss)
stu is needed here.. cause he hates everybody equally..
his subversive ways are just plaguatious.. ITPO (in the plague’s opinion)

by the 9th plague on Dec 30, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

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-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 31, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

good for you dave.

I don't miss the alcohol as much as I miss having the built in reason on why I'm nekkid in public.

by maybetoday on Dec 31, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL! You guys are hilarious!

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 29, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Hope it wasn't the jokes about already being a good dad...

..cause if it was, I think you got it all wrong. You may feel he’s disrespectful and patronizing you with those jokes but I think that what he’s really saying when he does it is: “You’ll be alright”. Maybe his humour was his way to help you cool off with the most important decision you took in your life without an instruction manual to make sure you’ll do good as a new dad. I know I do the same with my “stressed-out-gonna-be-a-dad- soon” friends. After all, you do seem a little bit on edge (with very good reasons) since you announce Erin was pregnant…

Like everyone of us dads, you’re surely going through a very insecure phase with a LOT of questions in your head. But, as someone who has two boys (21 and 16), you WILL need some humour to get through it. Either that or boose…Like the Joker would say: “Why so serious?” There is so much you’ll be able to make happen the way you want it…

I got it! Start practicing dealing with the teenage you’ll end up having in say 16 years and deal with Stu for the once in a while teenage blogger he is! I guarantee it will come handful in your long run.

By the way, you’re little corner of internet is the same as Vilma’s twitter account. Nothing less, nothing more…

Repeat? Run it!

by FrenchFreak on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I so agree with you on this. . .

As a very young looking officer or just young looking in general, I get tons of patronizing comments.

There’s no place for them.

Your job is to manage these blogs, then you don’t need some punk making snide comments anytime you try to do so.

Congratulations by the way. This gonna be your first bundle of joy?

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 31, 2011 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

(it wasn’t Stu trying to be nice. He said the same thing to me, and I’m far from being a dad. It was a passive aggressive insult – nothing more.)

by Dan Kelly on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

"Lucky to even be commenting"?!?!?!

Are you serious?

Our growing importance as a Saints blog did get you to the Superbowl in Miami free of charge…

Repeat? Run it!

by FrenchFreak on Dec 30, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

And there are many people who can run a blog. Although I will say that a) Dave does a great job of it, and b) I’m not one of those people. I do know many who do run blogs, though, and see it as a blessing to have people read, comment, and participate.

by BlackandGold4ever on Jan 3, 2012 6:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Very true...

In my experience, most promoters of tolerance aren’t tolerant at all. IMO, this young lady took an opinion that doesn’t seem to have anything to do with her and almost certainly wasn’t aimed at her, yet she had to put her two cents in. That’s fine, but then to use her status as a fan when he said shut up? I don’t particularly agree with Vilma’s statement and it could’ve been handled better, but as far as I know, when he tweets his twitter he isn’t acting in a professional capacity. As a fan, it doesn’t bother me that he said shut up because as a fan I’m not going to take it upon myself to start a fraccas over a flippant statement. If one chooses to do so, be prepared to have that chip knocked off. Don’t cook in someone else’s kitchen uninvited and expect an apology. That’s my chip ;-)

"I don't suffer from drug addiction. I enjoy it very much."

by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Most promoters of tolerance want tolerance for their own views without having to listen to anybody else’s view.

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 29, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

If you are going to be tolerant of people expressing their opinion freely,

Vilma should have banned her. You know, for a few days or so.

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by stujo4 on Dec 29, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Forgive me, but she needed to be told to shut up.

Child psychologists say that it’s best in these cases to ignore the behavior. Also works for trolls and on me, in most cases.

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by stujo4 on Dec 29, 2011 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Especially her snide #thinkbeforeyoutweet hash tag. She had a stfu coming, Saints fan or not.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

agreed.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 29, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that stood out like a sore thumb to me.

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 30, 2011 7:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I totally disagree

She didn’t come at him aggressive, she just pointed out that she felt it was a sexist comment.

Nearly any response he could’ve given would have been better than shutup. If you say something like that, on a PUBLIC forum, you can expect responses. Don’t get retarded when you receive them.

I’d like to know at what point our society became classless and stopped treating each other with even the minimal forms of respect? When did it become okay to not be polite?

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 30, 2011 7:01 AM CST up reply actions  

#thinkbeforeyoutweet is polite? Sorry, but there’s a very good chance that he DID think prior to typing that. Just because she doesn’t agree with the context, doesn’t mean there wasn’t thought put into it. That’s just as rude and insulting.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorry, not up on twitter lingo. Don’t know what #thinkbeforeyoutweet is.

Regardless. There’s a big jump from that to “shut up”.

Maybe others don’t look at it the same way as me, but where I grew up, saying shut up was the same as saying be quiet or throw down. You were calling out or getting called out.

He is a person though. He should be entitled to say what he wants, just as I am entitled to think he is an a-hole for saying it.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 30, 2011 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I have yet to hear a black guy say “stow it”. In fairness, there’s only so many ways to keep a online b**** in check.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

May want to put b***h next time before an entire other argument ensues ;)

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 30, 2011 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

b***h is against CSC truncation policy. Check your Lucky Club etiquette handbook.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

bitch is also allowable under our guidelines

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 30, 2011 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I LOVE sassy Dave. You wear it well.

by snowboard_kat on Dec 30, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Stow it, imaginary cheerleader.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I was playing it safe, sassmaster.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm with you, Hooah

Rudeness anywhere is just not necessary. Brought up the same way, I guess.

Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nofear on Dec 30, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

At least I know someone is

I swear I feel like I am on an island with something I’d have expected everyone else to feel the same as me about.

He’d have been chastised 20 years ago for that comment.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 31, 2011 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

When it became okay...

to stick our noses in things that are none of our business.

"I don't suffer from drug addiction. I enjoy it very much."

by cajuncreation on Dec 30, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

He made it her business by publicizing it. Just as I have every right to comment on what you write and vice versa, but I do NOT have the right to degrade, belittle, or be rude.

Well maybe rudeness is allowed, but I am certain it’s frowned upon.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 31, 2011 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

#thinkbeforeyoutweet is rude when you think about it. as is the other hashtag on the last comment made to him. It is a two-way street.

by BlackandGold4ever on Jan 3, 2012 6:57 AM CST up reply actions  

That was more of what puzzled me…he should have handled it better. But I have made many mistakes myself and am not going to crucify him over this…I just hope somebody gives him some good advice and that he is humble enough to accept it…if he wrote this.

The thing is, if he had said that it is OK for men to have female tendencies that would have offended people, too. If he is addressing a particular individual, it is better that he does so one-on-one. If he is just stating his opinion, then he should have responded better to the person who called his opinion sexist.

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 29, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

and that it seems quite out of the “norm” with the tweets of his I’ve seen in the past

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And all I want for Christmas is the Saints in the Super Bowl

by Hans Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Hacker? or Vilma? if it's Vilma

we don’t need these BS distractions going down the stretch. He can have an opinion, please use caution, cause its twitter. I don’t read every athlete tweet posted here, but Vilma has said many good things about the fan-base and city. Maybe he had a few celebratory cocktails and the testosterone level rose. “Oops, did I just tweet that”?

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by metryman on Dec 29, 2011 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

lol

"Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them." ......William Shakespeare

by DrWhoDat on Dec 29, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

That guy is SO white.

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by DrWhoDat on Dec 29, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Hahahahaha! What is he pretending to grab when he starts to dance?

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 30, 2011 7:21 AM CST up reply actions  

This is why twitter...

Is stupid. Because we really don’t know what he is talking about. And of course everyone is going to get upset over it in the media because people in the public eye aren’t allowed to believe unpopular things. Some people believe being homosexual is wrong and some people don’t, and they both have that right.

Who Dat?

by jhenn2004 on Dec 29, 2011 12:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

agreed

"Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them." ......William Shakespeare

by DrWhoDat on Dec 29, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec. for Mulva

You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 29, 2011 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

amen

I think I am, therefore I am... I think

by alcoholic_insight on Dec 29, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

What did Smiley851 say?

"Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them." ......William Shakespeare

by DrWhoDat on Dec 29, 2011 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

This is so out of character for Jon Vilma

and his responses “shut up”, “I don’t value your opinion” etc…lead me to believe this is not him!!! Could it be his parasite cousin staying at his place and bored to death??? No more free meals for him!!!

Expect more...you'll get more...and if you don't, start over!

by Stilljreming on Dec 29, 2011 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

Well he just tweeted again...

So of course the homosexual men get sensitive to my tweet and respond all ticked off. RELAX I was not referring to u guys

I don’t see this snowball to stop rolling for a bit.

I like Hamburgers!

by Grumps on Dec 29, 2011 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

Wow, way to make it worse...

13.

Build Lasers And Stuff For More Ownage, Dude!

by Wiedmann on Dec 29, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn innernets
So of course the homosexual men get sensitive to my tweet and respond all ticked off. RELAX I was not referring to u guys

I like Hamburgers!

by Grumps on Dec 29, 2011 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

Well...

Either he, or someone posting as him, has told another fan to shut-up after she posted:

I’d pay to see @imseanavery take on @JonVilma51. all money on avery, obv. with @scottfujita99 in avery’s corner. #dontbeabigotedassholevilma

I like Hamburgers!

by Grumps on Dec 29, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, if you look at the hashtag, I can’t quite blame him…

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 29, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Amen.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish he was referring to Deangelo Williams' "we're gonna get payback" comments

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by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

From @BASAINT (Fake Twitter Feed) to @JonVilma51

Don’t respond to fans… it leads nowhere. Play football it’s what you do best.

by BASAINT on Dec 29, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine.

~Abraham Lincoln.

13.

Build Lasers And Stuff For More Ownage, Dude!

by Wiedmann on Dec 29, 2011 2:12 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Love it!

"Move over Marino, there's a new Brees coming through town!"-Jim Henderson

by BRSaintsFan on Dec 29, 2011 5:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

What about minds that discuss dumb ideas? What about minds that fall for them?

Shut up, Eleanor.

"Mercedes Numbah One."
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by MtnExile on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Hack job

I’ve read many tweets by Vilma over the years and this is definitely not things he would tweet. I 100% believe this is a hack job. It’s not all that difficult to do.

"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!

by David "Satch" Kelly on Dec 29, 2011 1:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Too much time has passed

Why hasn’t he made it known that it was hacked?

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Because it probably wasn't.

Because professional football players are just like you and me.
Because professional football players are not all the greatest people in the world.
We all need to deal with it.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Twitter should not exist

13.

Build Lasers And Stuff For More Ownage, Dude!

by Wiedmann on Dec 29, 2011 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

^ This

Expect more...you'll get more...and if you don't, start over!

by Stilljreming on Dec 29, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL, you guys have to be older. Twitter, blogs, Facebook and etc., have good and bad aspects to them. Just because someone makes mistakes and etc., with them doesn’t mean they’re “stupid” or “shouldn’t exist”. Tell that to the inhabitants of cities that are overtaken by natural disasters when they are tweeting what’s going on and where they are trapped at so they can be rescued.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 29, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Twitter was created (March 06), post Katrina

I think its relevant, now, but during Katrina and immed. after, text messaging was the only way to stay in contact with my displaced family, thank goodness we had that. I don’t twitter, so i haven’t read the policies, but Facebook actually owns your content, print and picture, it’s their property now.

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I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 31, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

These guys do have lives outside of work…just like the rest of us. Just sayin’

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 29, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

obviously, they don't if they're on twitter

just sayin’

I think I am, therefore I am... I think

by alcoholic_insight on Dec 29, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I can’t argue with this.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol. Nor can I.

In Breesus' name we play

by Breesus Christ Superstar on Dec 29, 2011 8:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The only opinion of John Vilma I care about is...

Whether the Saints D should play zone, man to man and who is going to blitz. Other than that, I feel the same way many felt about the Dixie Chicks when they expressed their views on stage.. " Shut up and sing " , but in this case " shut up and play football ".

by canu2u on Dec 29, 2011 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

or in the case of the dixie chicks,

just plain shut up

I think I am, therefore I am... I think

by alcoholic_insight on Dec 29, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Definatly a hack

I met JV during the lockout, and he’s a real cool guy. He stopped and talked to me for about 15 minutes, and not just about football. The way he presented himself to me, and spoke, there’s no way he’d say something like this.

by vanondubs on Dec 29, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

At this point 74 comments about tweets

Bub only 7 on the defensive play of the game?

"Move over Marino, there's a new Brees coming through town!"-Jim Henderson

by BRSaintsFan on Dec 29, 2011 3:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Supposing it is him,

then it was extremely foolish. This is not the first time something like this has been said by a sports figure, so he should have known better. As far as the whole “you can say what you want” thing, of course you can. This is America after all. But you also have to deal with the consequences. And in this particular case, it’s not just a case of some guy having an internet exchange with a friend. He’s a representative of an NFL team. Maybe it’s not fair that every player’s actions reflect on his team whether he’s at work or not, but that’s the case, and it’s not like any one of them is ignorant to that fact. So yeah, he can say what he likes, he has that right, but he doesn’t have the right to saddle his teammates with an unnecessary and stupid distraction, and he knows damn well that over sensitive folks would be coming out of the woodwork for this. I highly doubt it’s him. Seems too out of character, and he seems way too smart to put himself in that position.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

I highly doubt it’s him

it’s been many hours since that was tweeted and it wasn’t just one tweet. The thought of his account being hacked has faded into oblivion at this point. He would have been notified by other people by now and would have tweeted something to clear up the situation. I honestly think it is him and we just have no clue to who he was referring to in the original tweet.

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by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Suppose you're right.

Guess I thought he just had more sense than he does. Whatever. I don’t hate the guy. You would think, if nothing else, that the Saints would’ve learned something from Reggie’s constant Twitter bombs when he was with the team. Oh well.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe he got rolled by some tranny while celebrating the night of our epic win and is a bit pissed off about it…

In Breesus' name we play

by Breesus Christ Superstar on Dec 29, 2011 8:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

In fairness, I tucked it back.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Haaa!!

You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 31, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

If your assertion is true that his statement saddles the team with distraction...

then that says a great deal more about our society and its priorities than it does about him.

"I don't suffer from drug addiction. I enjoy it very much."

by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

On a roll. Going into interesting territory here.

"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan

by MtnExile on Dec 29, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’m just going to disengage at this point.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Dave, what about my signature. Since you’re in a giving mood.

"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan

by MtnExile on Dec 29, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

You can change it but it must read, “motherf*****s!”

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Flagged

For blatant and aggressive use of *

I like Hamburgers!

by Grumps on Dec 29, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Asterisks everywhere! Gah!

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe all these can count as the asterisks that some folks

want for Drew Breeeeeeessssss!!!s f****** single season passing yardage record m***** f *****s

I just had a rap with Santa and we took us a little stroll
And all I want for Christmas is the Saints in the Super Bowl

by Hans Petersen on Dec 29, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed

It’s good to know your limitations.

"I don't suffer from drug addiction. I enjoy it very much."

by cajuncreation on Dec 29, 2011 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m not sure how that statement would qualify as sexist OR homophobic, quite frankly. A sexist statement would be one aimed at the opposite sex. This one was not. A homophobic statement would indicate a sense of being threatened by a homosexual. Vilma didn’t even mention sexual preference. He could have just as easily been talking about hetero crossdressers.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 5:13 PM CST reply actions  

Not saying I agree with what was said. To each his own. Just that it wasn’t either of those things.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I really didn't see the big deal with it

I took it as the same thing as calling a guy a little b****

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly. If a guy is walking down the street wearing fishnets and pumps, there’s no doubt that most people would stare, probably even snicker. If you’re around your friends, odds are you’d say something like “check out this piece of work”. Twitter is SUPPOSED to be candid. That’s why accounts exist on an individual basis. If you want to read filtered PC quotes, you should pick up a newspaper instead.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You’re right. It’s far more prudent to jump to loosely associated conclusions than to actually understand the context of the post.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Aw, don't get all butthurt.

I actually thought you’d enjoy the Semantics Signal. Was all meant in good fun, and I actually would’ve classified it as a compliment more than a dig. That conclusion is suspiciously associated in a loose manner, though.

And for the record, I’m no prude. I don’t appreciate the implication!

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

The term butthurt sounds far more homophobic than Vilma’s tweet.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha.

Damn. I have no witty retort. Been a long day. I’ll write my concession speech in the morning.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 29, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m thinking he got fooled by a tranny

In Breesus' name we play

by Breesus Christ Superstar on Dec 29, 2011 8:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

you forgot this one by Vilma:
So of course the homosexual men get sensitive to my tweet and respond all ticked off. RELAX I was not referring to u guys

http://twitter.com/#!/JonVilma51/status/152454813769154560

by Dan Kelly on Dec 29, 2011 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

What if the female tendencies the grown man is exhibiting are those of a lesbian?

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

Wow....

I had to sit here and ponder that one for a minute…..where is philosoraptor when we need him?

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Twitter: I say what I want.
Ebay: I have what you want.
Internet: without me your nothing.
Electricity: Keep talkin bitches.

You know Hartman, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury s#!t on a frozen pond, until old Seth fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials. You know, that crazy drink that I fix for stewardesses? Two shots out of that and Hartman is shot to s#!t, freaked out. I mean, I never saw a guy having so much fun and crying at the same time!

by Deep Threat on Dec 29, 2011 6:13 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

stupid internet

*you’re

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW

I’m glad we could keep this conversation on topic and respectful. I’m impressed. Thanks so much for that.

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 29, 2011 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

That's how we roll

Well…..I’d like to think that.

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Kitty Burrito !!! and we thought only tamales were made from cats..

You know Hartman, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury s#!t on a frozen pond, until old Seth fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials. You know, that crazy drink that I fix for stewardesses? Two shots out of that and Hartman is shot to s#!t, freaked out. I mean, I never saw a guy having so much fun and crying at the same time!

by Deep Threat on Dec 29, 2011 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

And it even has little bits of dental floss on it for good dental hygiene!

Mexican cooking; the world’s most complete cuisine.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I pee when I sit down.

What’s wrong with that female tendency?

"In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs"

by J of the F on Dec 29, 2011 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

Every time?

Doesn’t that get awkward when you go to restaurants or theaters?

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

NEVER in restaurants or theaters of course...filthy places

but I too, for my floor’s sake, pee sitting down
Total female tendencies, and yet my ladies love me! Oh hey!!!

Expect more...you'll get more...and if you don't, start over!

by Stilljreming on Dec 29, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I've read it's safe to use the first stall. It's usually the cleanest of all of them.

And I carry around a bottle of disinfectant and cover the toilet seat with sheets of paper.

Because that’s how I roll.

"In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs"

by J of the F on Jan 3, 2012 6:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I spout off at the mouth. Does that make me a fruitcake?

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you dry, heavy, and full of things that nobody wants to eat?

Then maybe…

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Poppy?

Is that you?

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Know how I know all of you are gay? Because no one has mentioned their desire to unload on Ms. St. Onge’s librarianesque spectacles.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

Is unload a naughty verb? I probably should have said arrive.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

disembark perhaps

That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.

by saint_chew on Dec 30, 2011 7:32 AM CST up reply actions  

You know Ms. St. Onge is probably a 43 year old dude sitting around in his underwear...

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

As a 44 year old dude sitting around in my underwear, I come damn close to resembling that remark.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

(Shudders)

Thanks for the image.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Fear not, I shaved my treasure trail earlier.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

...

I really wasn’t afraid before, but I’m pretty much petrified now.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Innuendo?

That’s an Italian suppository, right?

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

that IS funny. Innuendo.. I don't mean that in a bad way, you know what I mean?

Is that bad for ya? Innuendo?

"We've established the run; we've established the pass. Now all we have to establish is another championship!"

by Philinwood on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that bad for ya? Innuendo?

Probably depends on how much practice you’ve had.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why I consider Skype a plague upon mankind.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Skype is much too intimate. I prefer chatroulette.com. Stick and click.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I did notice she wasn't the ugliest of Saints fans

if she truly is a who dat, that is!

Expect more...you'll get more...and if you don't, start over!

by Stilljreming on Dec 29, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I already took the liberty of looking her up on Facebook. She doesn’t exist.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean HE, the 49 year old guy in his basement...

wearing NOTHING and drinking Abita? oh, he exists alright!

Expect more...you'll get more...and if you don't, start over!

by Stilljreming on Dec 29, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

If you’ve got the time, he’s got the beer. ;-)

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Hehehe, it's the holidays, even though I'm actually at work right now

but almost ready to take off and watch some NFL rewind and the shellacking of the Dirty Birdies again…again…again!!!

Expect more...you'll get more...and if you don't, start over!

by Stilljreming on Dec 29, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I honestly thought chicks had to be from Boston to not exist.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Hi Stevie

That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.

by saint_chew on Dec 30, 2011 7:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Scratches head

Why am I strangely aroused?

I like Hamburgers!

by Grumps on Dec 30, 2011 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL! It’s the viagra Gramps!

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 30, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

plenty of girls round here grab and spit , maybe that’s where the confusion lies.
What is this thing / called and what purpose does it serve.
Type slowly please I’m getting on in years.

That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.

by saint_chew on Dec 30, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha

That actually implies something about Kat and her gaming tendencies.

Essentially the backslash before something is implying that the person typing it is performing that action.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 31, 2011 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Aaah that explains Grumps reaction , thanks I’ve seen
the backslash a fair bit recently, used mainly by the younger,
more tech savvy contibutors.
As for l33t my initial guesses were a typo or maybe something to do
with boobs… even in my late 40’s I still have an adolescent view
of the world and see these things everywhere./

That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.

by saint_chew on Dec 31, 2011 7:27 AM CST up reply actions  

backslash unintentional

although Dr Melfi could probably explain it.

That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.

by saint_chew on Dec 31, 2011 7:29 AM CST up reply actions  

l33t is gaming lingo for leet or elite.

In my use it was like giving kudos for her statement.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 1, 2012 4:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Every day I learn something new thanks hooh and happy new year to all.

That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.

by saint_chew on Jan 1, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

l33t

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 31, 2011 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Non-existent lurkers on the DL. Story @11.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

technically...

it’s not lurking if I comment, just sayin’.

by snowboard_kat on Dec 30, 2011 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, it still is. Because you don’t exist.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I ran a trace on the serial numbers of the two dollar bills I was given.

They came from a mint, not you.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Don’t tempt me, Mrs. Panic.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol...

so AP and I have your blessing?

by snowboard_kat on Dec 30, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

you can keep

the flat screen and the DVDs, btw.

by snowboard_kat on Dec 30, 2011 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Sure. Just ignore the big headed fellow banging on the glass in the balcony.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

The Graduate? nice pull.

by snowboard_kat on Dec 30, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I wasn’t aware that you had three way. I’ll be sure to ask the preacher to borrow his cell phone, so I can congratulate you both.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

messy divorce?

let that be a lesson to you crazy kids

by kim.000 on Dec 30, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Its always the children who get hurt...

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 30, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Why are Mommy and Daddy fighting?

::::sniffle:::::

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 31, 2011 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

If you had only been a better boy, Hooah,

they’d still be together…

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 31, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I made Mommy and Daddy split up?!?!

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 1, 2012 4:49 AM CST up reply actions  

And mommy drinks because you cry.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Jan 1, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I brought you to life that night. Pulled you into reality by your animated ankles, not unlike an a-ha video.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Deep Stuff there, CP, A-Ha video, LOL

You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 31, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, CP

Getting fought over now?

My money’s on Kat . . . just sayin

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 30, 2011 7:11 AM CST up reply actions  

My money’s on the Real Girl.

Love,
Lars

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

That movie was so odd.

by Jimbo03 on Dec 30, 2011 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Someone with an itchy Twitter finger should bring this thread to Ms. St. Onge’s attention, so she can become a CSC regular and start macking on me.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy hell, I’m such an e-whore.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure she'd be impressed with all of us.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, being a sassy Saints fan and all.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

She changed her twitter pic...

Apparently she is married. I don’t think that guy can defend her honor against Vilma.

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Am I the only one sensing some disparity between this pic and her Twitter profile shot?

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Or is she the one on the right?

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Her spouse appears to have very smooth hands. *coughchazbonovough

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn it, you guys made me cough up a v.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I’ve heard of homosexuals having beards, but this is redickalicks.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't gonna say it

But of course I was thinking it.

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Good thing you didn't say it then.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I had to rewrite my caption

Several times so nobody would be offended.

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

She’s no Snooki.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey, who is?

Snooki want smoosh-smoosh.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 30, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

#thinkbeforeyouconsumeanolb

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:32 AM CST up reply actions  

She must have started teaching Zumba AFTER the wedding.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

OMG

Hilarious!!!

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 30, 2011 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think you could afford to feed her, CP

Or Vilma for that matter.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 30, 2011 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

She’s not that rotund. But yeah, the whole married to Chaz thing isn’t sitting well with me right now.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Not saying they shouldn’t have the right to marry. Don’t put words in my mouth.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

It’s her loss, right?

She probably doesn’t even wear the librarian glasses anymore!

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 30, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Are we talking about the bridge or the “groom”?

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Or the bride.

Didn’t even notice the bridge.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

It was oddly appropriate though.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 31, 2011 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Not only that but doesn’t the head look photo shopped?

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 30, 2011 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

How does a Zumba instructor become so attune to gay men anyway? Oh, wait …

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

I found these on my own this morning, thought they were funny.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 29, 2011 7:17 PM CST reply actions  

It would only have been better if Vilma had instead said “don’t make me hurt my pimp hand”.

Vilma’s a grown * man, he can say whatever he wants. Period. PC does not = true opinion. PC does not = legal/illegal. PC does not = morally right or morally wrong. PC is none of those things. Lord forbid a football player has and expresses an actual opinion or sentiment in jest or seriousness in general or specific.

He’s not a politician, he’s a football player who makes his living trying to knock the snot out of other men by throwing his body at someone running full speed. I think he is entitled to an opinion on what is masculine or not, and I think his opinion is more credible than the tree hugging hippie who took offense and stuck her nose in the conversation.

Stop wearing a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. Would you be convicted in court of being a Christian? Happiness is shared, and comes from sharing.

by Preston J. Gary, Jr. on Dec 29, 2011 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

She didn’t offer her opinion. She merely criticized his. Hers may very well be more credible. That’s why I’d like to get her in here. Among other reasons.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

"In here" being this forum?

or your basement?

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Basement?

what is that? And where are you from?

"So I'll leave you with this. And I say this with all sincerity, right from the bottom of my heart, and with all due respect: Lick my balls." Grandmaster Wang

by DrWhoDat on Dec 29, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Basements.

You know, the thingys they have in Cincy where guys sit in their underwear and make comments on CSC posts?

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t have a basement yet. Still waiting for the right girl to come along.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 29, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!!! It rubs the lotion on it's skin

Or it gets the hose again

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 29, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

"Okay, okay, say it, don't spray it!"

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw that Southpark last night… Bebe’s Boobs Destroy The World

by Dan Kelly on Dec 29, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

I’d have thought a silver-tongued Beau Brummel like yourself would have had at least two or three basements with girls chained up everywhere.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 29, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Give me a break. I just moved to basement territory three months ago.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

where did that come from? why did you make this leap?

I think his opinion is more credible than the tree hugging hippie who took offense and stuck her nose in the conversation.

tree hugger? hippie? you must have issues.

"We've established the run; we've established the pass. Now all we have to establish is another championship!"

by Philinwood on Dec 29, 2011 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

Wait, the Holy Water rant didn’t tip you off?

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah those words embody a whole system of beliefs but I chose to ignore that and focus on the spirit of his comment and I agree with him. But I know what you’re thinking and thought the same.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 30, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Busybody Woman is a busybody

For one thing, I don’t see how it’s much more than a simple matter of opinion whether a grown man should “have female tendencies,” whatever that means. It’s probably something with which I’d agree (even though I probably have my own female tendencies, to be honest).

It has NOTHING to do with women, so to call it sexist is just pure trolling. Whether homosexual males are primarily defined by “female tendencies,” as this lady seems to believe, sounds kind of “homophobic” to me.

It was the busybody woman who decided to stick all of her valuable “critical theory” training into a fairly innocuous notion and expose Vilma to a f***ing political attack—this thread being a pretty good example thereof—that probably set Vilma off with the “shut up!”

by DrZin on Dec 29, 2011 10:51 PM CST reply actions  

I don't know who started this

How accurate it is, or what it’s about. But regardless of who was wrong first EVERYBODY involved should have learned the lesson of this proverb:

“Do not answer a fool according to his folly, Lest you also be like him.”

Sometimes an idiot just isn’t worth correcting. Regardless of who said idiot may be.

by FriarBob on Dec 29, 2011 11:25 PM CST reply actions  

Actually I am offended by the comments

but either way as a player he’s the face of the team so he needs to save those opinions for private conversations. If he doesn’t like it then don’t be an NFL player because it comes along with being part of a team.

by SarahT on Dec 30, 2011 12:00 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

If the Saints or the NFL don’t have a problem with it, then I’d say it isn’t our place to say that he needs to save anything for private conversations. They can let him know what is and isn’t acceptable and we shouldn’t rush in to say where those lines should be drawn.

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 30, 2011 7:32 AM CST up reply actions  

When you have fans that are responsible for your celebrity you need to have some cuth and not be a dick. When you are a part of a team you represent a team. Just mo.

by SarahT on Dec 30, 2011 9:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The fans can always change their allegiances as far as players that they follow. I just think it is a bit presumptuous for us to try to put our own constraints on what players can and cannot say. And if we get into what players should and should not say, we’ll never find agreement because people don’t have the same beliefs and values.

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 30, 2011 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed. I have several atheists on my Facebook friends list. Several others that post nothing but political banter. Several homosexuals, etc. When they’re hitting on those particular issues, be it for reasons of apathy, disagreement or disgust, I typically just tune them out. Except for George Takei. He’s too entertaining to ignore. The point being that I don’t confront them. If they were talking about me personally … or spreading malicious mistruths about the importance of TOP … then sure, I’d stick my big fat dago nose in.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Make that my big fat 1/4 dago nose in. I don’t want to come off as Al Scramuzza.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I’d stick my big fat dago nose in

Oh dear. You’re one of us?

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by Dave Cariello on Dec 30, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ruined your day, huh? ;-)

"Move over Marino, there's a new Brees coming through town!"-Jim Henderson

by BRSaintsFan on Dec 30, 2011 3:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

If they were talking about me personally … or spreading malicious mistruths about the importance of TOP … then sure, I’d stick my big fat dago nose in.

That’s exactly how I feel. So we do agree on something! :-)

by Dan Kelly on Dec 30, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

you need to have some cuth and not be a dick

How eloquently put. Even without the o in couth.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

He’s no more the face of the team than anyone else on Twitter is the face of their employer.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol

I assume you are being facetious here ;)

by SarahT on Dec 30, 2011 9:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not at all. Of course, I’m not stupid enough to post questionable content under my own name, where my co-workers can read it.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

exactly...

your co-workers, the general public, and the g** d*** media.

That’s why I don’t like twitter… everything is public and and it’s extremely short content and there’s no context.

by Dan Kelly on Dec 30, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

You can set it up where no one but your followers can read it.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Still doesn’t prevent a screen capture. That’s where screen names are helpful.

“Wait, who the eff is coldtweetza? Must be a disgruntled ex-employee. I wish I could place him/her.”

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Nothing can stop the infamous screen capture . . . mwahahaha

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 31, 2011 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah, that’s true.

I was thinking more about how most people use it (especially celebrities), and how communication between most people are public (when using the @name convention).

Hmmm…

I wonder if you make all your tweets private (except for direct followers) and then send someone an @name message… a. can they see it? b. is it private.

(I’m thinking about this for personal reasons… not as a solution for Vilma. He just needs two accounts… on public and one for his friends.)

by Dan Kelly on Dec 30, 2011 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Not sure. Mine’s public, but I never use it. Might have a dozen followers tops.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

2 new ones:

“@JoeInPhilly for the 1000th time, my tweet had NUTHIN to do with homosexuals u hypersensitive idiot. Smh u didn’t even deserve a response”

@outsports I already said my tweet was not referring to homosexuals. I have gay friends. If u still have a problem with it, get over it.

by SarahT on Dec 30, 2011 1:14 AM CST reply actions  

They must be homosexuals that have never acted upon their inherent urges. You know, considering c*** sucking is a female tendency.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I am surprised and sort of saddened over his reaction

for lack of a better word. I viewed him as such a leader and you don’t see leaders getting involved in such silly, tasteless things. You would never in a million years see Brees writing anything even remotely similar to this on his twitter. He is so far above it.

It’s a bit ridiculous to go off on fans the way he is. I hope the PR team gets onto him quickly before more damage is done.

by SarahT on Dec 30, 2011 1:21 AM CST reply actions  

But you might see Brees making political comments to reporters that Vilma would “never in a million years” see Vilma make. It’s a different realm and they are different people culturally and socially. Leadership comes in different forms from different people.

Haters gon' hate...

by TAYDIGGA on Dec 30, 2011 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank God ...

…we’re not playing Vince Young this weekend.

by DrZin on Dec 30, 2011 1:23 AM CST reply actions  

We take TOP very serious on this blog

You're such an inspiration for all the ways that I will never, ever choose to be-Maynard James Keenan

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 30, 2011 5:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Interesting how it always seems to come back to TOP.

Do you think CP is clairvoyant? A prophet for the ages?

Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nofear on Dec 30, 2011 6:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought about inciting a riot… but decided not to.

You’re welcome.

by Dan Kelly on Dec 30, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

;-j

Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nofear on Dec 30, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I believe that.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Of course, you do.

Let’s see. TOP: That Opined Parenthetical?

Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nofear on Dec 30, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Truth Often Palliated. :-)

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

That's what it means?

I thought everyone was asking me to Take Of Pants.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Dec 31, 2011 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

As an officer in our armed forces,

I hope you didn’t do it that often. That’s the sort of thing that ends up in your file.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 31, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Depends on who it’s for ;)

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 1, 2012 4:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Everyone on the open forum posts pantless?

That rocks!

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 1, 2012 4:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Tease

You’re supposed to use your powers for good, not evil.

Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.

by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 1, 2012 5:27 AM CST up reply actions  

only when were all on group cam

--- I don't miss the alcohol as much as I miss having the built in reason on why I'm nekkid in public.
--- I used to want to be an inspiration to my son. now i just hope to be a dire warning.
--- just two men and a dog making candles
--- I know i'll win my battles though i fear we'll lose the war
--- if you find yourself in a fair fight you failed in planning.

by maybetoday on Jan 1, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

If only we had more of it against the Falcons, maybe this wouldn’t have happened!!!

Mark Ingram-OROY
Cam Jordan-DROY
New Orleans Saints-2012 Super Bowl Champs
TOP IS GAWD!

by Alex Swift on Dec 30, 2011 8:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong, good discussion.

Just amazing.

Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nofear on Dec 30, 2011 5:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I reckon Jon had a bad day at the office,got his butt chewed by the boss
and was making jocular references to triple G’s breasticles.
Now if he only cleared that up earlier everything would be peachy again in
CSC land.

That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.

by saint_chew on Dec 30, 2011 7:39 AM CST reply actions  

I have my own theory. Sean Payton recently explained to the team who Dan Marino was. We have a locker room video to suppport this. Vilma is from the University of Miami, so he probably took interest in the subject and went to the library to collect as many videos on Marino he could find. Among those videos was “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective”. Anyone who has seen this film knows that Marino’s protagonist. kicker Ray Finkle, was secretly Lieutenant Einhorn (a woman) in disguise. Vilma had it all figured out halfway in and was merely hoping to tip off Ventura via Twitter, in a joint effort to save Snowflake. I think he should be commended.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 8:59 AM CST reply actions  

HA!

Good stuff.Now wheres Austin Powers.

Jason Cole is a A-HOLE : KilnBill

by KilnBill on Dec 30, 2011 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Alllllllllllllrighty, then!

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 30, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Good job! I didn’t place enough thought into the Miami connection … it all
makes sense now.

That could`ve been me,a useless gnome* fishing
for turds in a birthing pool.

by saint_chew on Dec 30, 2011 11:07 AM CST reply actions  

Wow if you had just tuned in...

You would think this was either a game day thread or another discussion on TOP. Can’t believe an errant comment on twitter drew sooooo many comments.

Drew Brees....MVP Saint! Who Dat!!!

by cajuncommando58 on Dec 30, 2011 11:41 AM CST reply actions  

I only use my guns for...

Sustenance, and self-defense.

Drew Brees....MVP Saint! Who Dat!!!

by cajuncommando58 on Dec 30, 2011 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Not necessarily.

Man: The Most Dangerous Gumbo.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 30, 2011 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Leave Drew out of this. He’s just soft spoken.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

As should we all

Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nofear on Dec 30, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s amazingly true. Truer than TOP.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought this was a non-prophet organization?

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 30, 2011 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Non-existence does have its privileges.

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Wesley or Everson?

"I don’t intend to draw any conclusions from any single game." -Brian Burke
"I will now attempt to exclude specific large amounts of TOP from the totals of winning teams, in order to prove that TOP doesn't contribute to winning." -Dr. Jeremy Arkes

by coldpizza on Dec 30, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Pink Floyd

Whodat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nofear on Dec 30, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

As Matt Ryan says,

I stink, therefore, I am.

And maybe Marlon Brando will be there by the fire,
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood, and the good things there for hire...

by Doc Boudin on Dec 30, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

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