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New Orleans looks like I’m driving through a third-world country every time I get off the plane, I’m like, ‘Oh, flak jacket.’ I’m trying to get down. I’m like, ‘Ah, crap, I can’t carry my gun here. This sucks.’"

Allen's from San Jose CA.

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I like how these big mouth players always wanna insult the city of N.O.

just because they cant beat our football team. Wonder how much more stupid &%^$ he’ll say once we go up to Minn and they end up getting skulldrug once again…I also wonder how bad its gonna feel to sit in his lay-z-boy drinking Keystone Lights watching that team that lives in such a horrible place play in the playoffs or probably a SB. You’re talkin bout a hillbilly that rocked a mullet for most of his life…. #@&% Jared Allen!!

" I’ve never done drugs but I think watching Matty Ice stare blankly towards the field as Drew Brees kneels down while clock hits zero in a playoff game would be like doing cocaine off a strippers @$$#….yeah that good.
Yes my hatred for Atlanta is unhealthy/ possibly illegal" - Malbrough

by born in areacode 318 on Dec 8, 2011 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

I might be scared to walk around anywhere if I looked this goofy F***


Go to hell you POS.

Make sure I'm all the way dead because I'll come back and make you my b****-Captain Spaulding

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 8, 2011 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

*like

Make sure I'm all the way dead because I'll come back and make you my b****-Captain Spaulding

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 8, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Is This a Photoshop?

Those can’t be his real legs. Jesus, has he never done a f***ing squat or a calf raise in his life?!?!

This picture should be wallpapered around the Saints locker room when we play ‘em, especially on Bushrod’s locker door.

by DrZin on Dec 10, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Built for speed

Slimmed down from his days as a Chief. Look at his neck.

I'm living for giving the Devil his due

by stujo4 on Dec 10, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It’s real… no photoshop.

unfortunately, i saw the whole segment on TV.

by Dan Kelly on Dec 10, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, Jared

Kudos to your personal trainer!

Friends don't let friends Tweet.

by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 10, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Slope-foreheaded mucking fouron

…also a dirty cheater.

I have boogers I picked last week with better hair and a higher IQ. They’re probably more likely to win a game this season too….

Irony: an atheist Saints fan

by GSO Saints Fan on Dec 8, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions  

You left out something, Stuart
There’s two cities like I don’t go out to eat or don’t do anything.

Jared Allen must be the only player in the NFL who doesn’t know that the one thing you don’t forget to do while in New Orleans is eat. And stop Drew Brees. Two, two things.

"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan

by MtnExile on Dec 8, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

(he likes to call me “Stuart”)

It is 'He' Jai Sri Krishna

by stujo4 on Dec 8, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Sri Stuart.

"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan

by MtnExile on Dec 8, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

The only thing that matters to me is to touch your lotus feet

It is 'He' Jai Sri Krishna

by stujo4 on Dec 8, 2011 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I’ll send you one.

"Mercedes Numbah One."
--unidentified Khmer Rouge punk Saints fan

by MtnExile on Dec 8, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

This is as good a time as any to bring this up.

Video of Jared Allen getting awfully handsy with his “friend” Ray Edwards.

"I want to hand this trophy to the MVP of the Super Bowl -- and the MVP of the entire league.''
-- Saints coach Sean Payton, handing the Vince Lombardi Trophy to Drew Brees after Super Bowl 44.

by VAsaintsfan on Dec 8, 2011 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

I like the explanation of that. He apparently warned Edwards that he was going to do that if Edwards blew him up (he was playing replacement long-snapper for some reason and Edwards has a history of bowling over the long-snapper) and Ray blew him up… so he did exactly what he said he was going to do.

by FriarBob on Dec 8, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

This crap is nothing more than sour grapes

Because of our beating them in the NFCCG a few years back now. Grow up Allen. And grow a brain too. At least come up with some sort of intelligent insult rather than some crybaby bull crap that anybody with half a brain knows is ludicrous crap.

by FriarBob on Dec 8, 2011 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

MalcolmJenkins Malcolm Jenkins

"@Kid_Steve: "@WWLTV: Vikings Jared Allen slams New Orleans " wow

It is 'He' Jai Sri Krishna

by stujo4 on Dec 8, 2011 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

I have been living away from New Orleans for 17 years and I miss it dearly.

I’m grateful both my parents and my in-laws live in New Orleans, so I get to visit about 4 times a year. I have a 6 year plan to get back to New Orleans. New Orleans has it issues, but what city doesn’t. I wouldn’t trade the influence New Orleans has had on my life for anything. Some people just don’t get it. It is like when I talk about New Orleans to people at work they don’t understand how special it is. They think I’m crazy, but I don’t care it is one of my favorite places in the world. Jared Allen can think what he wants, but he lives in freaking Minnesota-the mega spot for fine eatery, music, and culture, not.

by rustdog74 on Dec 8, 2011 6:34 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

+1

17 yrs. right chair, too, bro.

You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 10, 2011 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Bulletin board material

Malcolm Jenkins has already tweeted a response to this (see links post I just posted-sorry it was so late today). You can bet Payton will use this as motivation next week. Drew is going to f***ing shred his defense.

Check out all of the comments at PFT supporting what Allen said and then check out how many people gave those comments a thumb up instead a thumb down. What a bunch of douchebags!

"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!

by David "Satch" Kelly on Dec 8, 2011 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Now I understand...

I had always wondered why he never showed up to that NFC Champtionship game!

If Pro is the opposite of Con, what is the opposite of Progress? Congress!
-Men's Restroom - House of Representatives, Washington, DC

by Philinwood on Dec 8, 2011 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

Well that pathetic vikes team and there fans

Have been telling us for 2 years what would happen if we played in their dome I guess its time to put up or shut up
The Saints will be more then happy to beat them like a gov. mule in front of their loud mouth fans

by mississippisaintsfan on Dec 8, 2011 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

Jared, "you're out of your mouth-breathing hillbilly mind".

Has Jared visited our troops in Afgan/Iraq, been to Haiti, East Africa? 3rd world my a**.
Detroit’s problems were man made,brewing for decades, Katrina was Mother Nature one day. I guess that Soft, Squishy, Nerf world of San Jose, Ca doesn’t have a seedy underbelly, either.

You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 8, 2011 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

Katrina was Mother Nature one day.

I feel it was Corps of Engineers negligence over a period of many years.

It is 'He' Jai Sri Krishna

by stujo4 on Dec 8, 2011 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

It took Katrina to expose it (inter)nationally

CoE also to blame, no doubt.

You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 8, 2011 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Government corruption over decades played a HUGE part in it.

But they would have “gotten away with it” if the hurricane never came. Unfortunately for them and the people who lost property and/or lives, the hurricane came.

by FriarBob on Dec 8, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

NOLA was headed the same way as Detroit was

Only difference is, Detroit’s economy depended on something that could (but no one believe would) stop being profitable. The City of New Orleans depends on tourism, and I don’t think people will ever stop wanting to come to the City. Both places have really bad issues with poverty and crime, and for New Orleans, Katrina exposed that and made it so in America’s face, that the city and state government HAD to work to fix it (though there’s a lot of work to be done, obviously) along with the problems Katrina itself caused.

Detroit on the other hand, had no Katrina. So, things just SLOWLY deteriorated. It’s a sad story for both cities.

That being said, I hope the Saints make Allen cry, and make him spend a night in the 9th Ward alone with angry Saints fans to make up for his words.

"I'm in the Courtroom screaming Who Dat on the double, serving gumbo with a shovel, dog i'm on another level" -Jay Electonica

by triplea20x on Dec 9, 2011 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

There's plenty of reasons for him to be scared in New Orleans

but the majority of them are on the field, not outside.

by Valmo on Dec 8, 2011 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Ha!!!! I'd like to get this greened

Make sure I'm all the way dead because I'll come back and make you my b****-Captain Spaulding

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 8, 2011 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Green 4 u

Hmmm...
I probably shouldn’t come on this. ;-)

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by Cajun in CA on Dec 8, 2011 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

the fact that he speaks like a 12 year old girl..

and looks like a vintage porn actor, doesn’t help his anger issues, either..

by the 9th plague on Dec 9, 2011 5:34 AM CST up reply actions  

#winning

I’m pretty sure everyone is better off with Jared Allen staying at the hotel, crying in his Franzia, and not getting a 4th DUI.

by Generic Fan on Dec 8, 2011 10:34 PM CST reply actions  

Who's Jared Allen?

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

by jack_casse on Dec 9, 2011 2:11 AM CST reply actions  

You Know the vikings are in bad shape when

Jared azzhole is hoping they won’t have the worst record in vikings history. Way to reach for that golden ring douchebag.

"Daddy, them cigarettes are gonna kill you". My aunts last words to my 96 year old grandpa before he fell out of bed and broke his neck reaching for a full pack.

by KilnBill on Dec 9, 2011 6:50 AM CST reply actions  

The Saints coaching staff needs to put copies of this in Bushrod and Strief’s faces all throughout next week to give them something to think about every down of next week’s game.

by BlackandGold4ever on Dec 9, 2011 8:01 AM CST reply actions  

SP wrote it on the chalk-board himself.....done.

You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 9, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

It's just harmless trash talk

I think Allen’s a good guy beneath his demeanor. The only problem he may have may stem from the 2009 NFC Championship Game.

by Jee on Dec 9, 2011 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

Jared Allen is a white trash idiot....

…who wishes he didn’t live in the cultureless frozen wasteland known as Minnesota.

by Uncle Mo's Family Feedbag on Dec 9, 2011 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

WendellPierce Wendell Pierce

He wouldn’t understand hard work because he’s a Viking player
35 minutes ago
WendellPierce Wendell Pierce
you ARE on one of the worst teams in Viking history. And that’s not saying much. We in NOLA remember how often y’all lost SuperBowls here
34 minutes ago

I'm living for giving the Devil his due

by stujo4 on Dec 9, 2011 2:02 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd all of em

Is he still going off?

Make sure I'm all the way dead because I'll come back and make you my b****-Captain Spaulding

by AcquiredPanic on Dec 9, 2011 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

WendellPierce Wendell Pierce

What Jared Allen needs to do is come to the Treme Gumbo Fest tomorrow. No need to practice Detroit is gonna STOMP you Sunday.

9 minutes ago

I'm living for giving the Devil his due

by stujo4 on Dec 9, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Impressive, sick'em Wendell

You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 9, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Penis with ears.

And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

The grade that you receive’ll be your last, we swear
So make Bad Horse gleeful, or he’ll make you his mare!

by Doc Boudin on Dec 9, 2011 6:30 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Penis with ears and bad hair.

He wouldn’t recognize culture if it bit him on his ass. Bad taste and ignorance personified. He makes Hank Williams Jr. look like a scholar.

by Drew-Dat on Dec 9, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

The only culture associated with Allen

is the one his urologist takes on a regular basis.

The grade that you receive’ll be your last, we swear
So make Bad Horse gleeful, or he’ll make you his mare!

by Doc Boudin on Dec 9, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Wow

Such a lack of professionalism and class. Grow the f up.

by SarahT on Dec 10, 2011 1:59 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Well I don't know if he fired up the team for next week....

But he sure fired up the Saints/NOLA Fans!!!!

R.I.P. Andy Rooney

by cajuncommando58 on Dec 10, 2011 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

Too bad that's not the team we play THIS week.

I sorta hope this hasn’t drawn the attention of the players as much as it has from us.

The grade that you receive’ll be your last, we swear
So make Bad Horse gleeful, or he’ll make you his mare!

by Doc Boudin on Dec 10, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Naaa, I'm pretty sure GW and the Def. want a little revenge on Hassellbeck

D-Line needs to step up, motivating factor.

You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi

by metryman on Dec 10, 2011 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

New Orleans Saints (@Official_Saints)

Posted Wednesday 14th December 2011 from Twitlonger
Frazier said he spoke with Jared Allen this morning about the comments he made about New Orleans & Detroit last week – "I am hoping we won’t have any more comments like that going forward," – Frazier

Scan not a friend with a microscopic glass. You know his faults, now let the foibles pass.

by stujo4 on Dec 14, 2011 10:12 AM CST reply actions  

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