Just wanted everyone to know that I asked dani to be my wife !! Best day of my life--Garrett Hartley

Just wanted everyone to know that I asked dani to be my wife !! Best day of my life--Garrett Hartley

about 1 year ago Dave Cariello 15 comments 0 recs |

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There goes Garrett’s signing bonus.

“If you’ll just endorse the back of the check, I’ll need your driver’s license or two forms photo identification, Mr. … Hartley was it? Excellent. What position do you play?” -guy at the Kay Jewelers counter

"I was not on the boat in question" -Darren Sharper

by coldpizza on Mar 20, 2011 6:01 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Our fat punk kicker thanks you for not mentioning his height or weight.

I wanna jump but I'm afraid I'll fall
I wanna holler but the joint's too small

by stujo4 on Mar 20, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions

Congrats, Kicked that one thru the uprights did ya.

When I say WHO DAT U say TWO DAT!!!

by cajuncommando58 on Mar 20, 2011 7:58 AM CDT reply actions

She better be hot.

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams

by Fat Punk Kicker on Mar 20, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions

You don't know what your fiance looks like?

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by Dave Cariello on Mar 20, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions

It was a blind date, I guess.

BTW, does anybody other than Hartley even know who she is?

by FriarBob on Mar 20, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions

here you go

DaniRoppolo Danielle Roppolo

I’m absolutely in love with my little kicker boy!

I wanna jump but I'm afraid I'll fall
I wanna holler but the joint's too small

by stujo4 on Mar 20, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions

I think she's taller than him. No, she obviously is.

I wanna jump but I'm afraid I'll fall
I wanna holler but the joint's too small

by stujo4 on Mar 20, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions

um….wow. How’d FPK land her?

"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked 'em up."

by jeff.l.b on Mar 21, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions

this didn't hurt

rotoworld.com:

3/2/2011: Signed a five-year, $10.3 million contract. The deal contains $3 million guaranteed. Another $2.7 million is available through incentives. 2011: $558,000, 2012: $650,000, 2013: $734,000, 2014: $822,000, 2015: $910,000, 2016: Free Agent

Great. You throw the big Z's for 19 frames, and then you throw a strike on the last ball of a losing game. Wonderful. Just wonderful.

by stujo4 on Mar 21, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions

by mknkachow on Mar 20, 2011 7:06 PM CDT reply actions

Chip Lohmiller must have been dating Margot Kidder.

"I was not on the boat in question" -Darren Sharper

by coldpizza on Mar 21, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

boom rec'd it

LOL! That matches up pretty well.

Kidder has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, which led to a widely-publicized manic episode in 1996; she was found cowering naked in undergrowth by Los Angeles police in a distressed state with bashed-in teeth, and was later placed in psychiatric care.9

Great. You throw the big Z's for 19 frames, and then you throw a strike on the last ball of a losing game. Wonderful. Just wonderful.

by stujo4 on Mar 21, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions