Reggie Bush Can't Find Remote, Obviously Not Dedicated to Football
by Dave Cariello on May 11, 2011 1:14 PM CDT
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PrintIt's official: Reggie Bush most definitely does not have any interest in playing football for the New Orleans Saints any longer.
Earlier today Reggie took to Twitter yet again, showing the world exactly how uncommitted he is to the game of football during these unsure times of the NFL lockout with another ludicrous public outburst:
Why are TV remotes so hard to find? Seems like they disappear in the house so easy and they know the perfect spot to hide!
Been trying to find my remote the last 15 minutes
Obviously Reggie is too busy sitting at home, searching for his remote and watching TV instead of working out with the Saints or, at least, on his own. This is just the latest in a long line of questionable internet tantrums by the former Heisman winning running back. If any of Bush's previous hysterics didn't cause you to question his dedication and work ethic, this most recent one surely will. We have all got to wonder about Bush's commitment to the Saints, the fans and the city of New Orleans at this point.
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LOL @ tantrum. He could type “Hello” and it would be construed as discontent at this point.
"I was not on the boat in question" -Darren Sharper
by coldpizza on May 11, 2011 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
boom rec
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by jeremysherwin on May 11, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice. If there's anything Reggie needs at this point, it's more enabling.
In other news…
Mark_Ingram22 Mark Ingram
Out here in this heat grindin!! Gotta get better everyday!! #Focused!!
by Grandmaster Wang on May 11, 2011 1:31 PM CDT reply actions
/swoons
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by Jon Banks on May 11, 2011 1:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
NEVER liked him
I never liked him from the first run north and south, I say get rid of the bum.
Dammit Reggie.
Why in the hell can’t you committ? God I hate you and your inability to find a remote control. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY UNDER THE COUCH TO BEGIN WITH. I hope you leave forever!
/sarcasm
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by Jon Banks on May 11, 2011 1:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I wonder how it would have worked out with Jonathan Sullivan
if he has six pack abs and a winning smile?
People would probably still be talking about how the “haters” ran him out of town over “nothing.”
by Grandmaster Wang on May 11, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions
Let he who hath never lost a remote and been right pissed off cast the first stone.
Mark Ingram-OROY
Cam Jordan-DROY
New Orleans Saints-2012 Super Bowl Champs
Sheesh. Even Aaron Brooks could find his f'n remote in <2 hrs (& counting.)
by Grandmaster Wang on May 11, 2011 2:06 PM CDT reply actions
it was easy
He threw it behind him.
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on May 11, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Hey Dave...
We got Duncan on a crusade today, probably to catch up with Wang (who is also hanging around as I can see)…. have you finally joined that bandwagon too…
Maybe, just maybe, the guy is messing around with you guys…. Talking of beating a dead horse here…
Bring the metal....
Somebody want to let bondcrash in on the joke?
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by Dave Cariello on May 11, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Dave....
I dont go around checking Tweets (infact I dont have one) and I assume Reggie said that. If he didnt – and knowing the guy he could very well had – you are missing the disclaimer at the end….
It may be a joke as you say but people are getting rubbed the wrong way and there is a lot of animosity at the moment… why fueling the fire….
Bring the metal....
Bond.
Reggie did tweet that. The sarcasm part is where we all pretend to care about it. Get over it man.
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Reggie Bush Can’t Find Remote, Obviously Not Dedicated to Football
Erindavewhodat_tiny by Dave Cariello on May 11, 2011 1:14 PM CDT in New Orleans Saints Satire
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by Jon Banks on May 11, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
there is a lot of animosity at the moment… why fueling the fire….
Because it’s hella fun.
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by Dave Cariello on May 11, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeff Duncan would never write a satirical piece like this...
He’s a professional and I’m just some idiot blogger.
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by Dave Cariello on May 11, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you're missing the entire point because I think you and I actually AGREE on the subject.
This entire post is sarcastic. The underlying meaning is that…screw it. I’m not going to explain it.
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by Dave Cariello on May 11, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
On a roll today Dave.
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hella?
you from been in Norcal recently D?
2010 is cuzzin's breakout year...run with that chip bruh!
Haha...
Nah, but I like to use it sometimes. I had some friends from there, and they were all, “Hella!” And I was all, “That’s a weird word.” And they were all, “You should try using it some time.” And I was all, “Cool, maybe I will.”
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by Dave Cariello on May 11, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah mad cats use it down this way too...
including me.
2010 is cuzzin's breakout year...run with that chip bruh!
I first heard "hella"
on South Park a long while ago when I still watched South Park.
Cartman used it, trying to get everyone else to, too, but Stan and Kyle hated it…
Win Now...
WINGRAMANIA
by Hans Petersen on May 12, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
satire B...
This isn’t in Dave’s swag to come from this angle on a serious tip.
2010 is cuzzin's breakout year...run with that chip bruh!
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“Did i put the remote in the fridge when I was hunting down that leftover pizza?”
It's pretty clear what is going on here.
He feels the drafting of Ingram was the Saints saying they don’t care about him… he’s just letting them know that he doesn’t care about them.
You got me, Dave
I thought this was real until reading some comments. I guess this kinda makes up for when I almost caused you to get into an accident on your way rushing home or to the office to check on my satire story saying Gregg Williams was leaving to go coach the UFL’s Birmingham Ballbreakers.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on May 11, 2011 3:12 PM CDT reply actions
he got me too
i was getting ready to comment like reggie tweets lol
Let's have a 2011 season. Get a deal done
by skinnykinney on May 12, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Just watch.
This satrical article will be Jason Cole’s and Jeff Duncan’s article tommorow.
Sarcasm not intended in any way.
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by jeremysherwin on May 11, 2011 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
HAHA!!!!
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by Dave Cariello on May 11, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
the guy just tweeted he cant find his remote, thats all.
He obviously does not want to be in NO or take a pay cut but your team is probly better off without him
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