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Ingram wants Porter's No. 22

With all the shenanigans going on in Carolina about Cam Newton wanting the # 2 jersey from Jimmy Clausen, Mark Ingram has recently been inspired and is now demanding the number 22 from Tracy Porter.

Porter is not taking this lightly either, and wants to keep his number and he will not go down without a fight. The two members of the Saints recently met at a charity improv show, and a war of words went down:

 Headshots_2f264910_medium    Hey Mark, I'd like to welcome you to the Saints organization, oh and you can't have my number...

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                                                                 What? Why would I want your number? Like your phone number?Mark_ingram_heisman_medium

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Headshots_2f264910_medium    Well I read that article on Canal Street Chronicles about the rookie numbers...and they were talking about maybe you taking my number? You know since you wore it in college and all...

          Dude no way, I respect you and wouldn't want to mess up our locker room chemistry or make it Mark_ingram_heisman_medium

          make it akward or anything...

Headshots_2f264910_medium    But I'm pretty sure the article was written by you...the member's name was "The Real Mark Ingram".

                      So you figured it out? It was all a part of my master plan to take the number 22 from you!  Mark_ingram_heisman_medium

                      BWUAHAHA!

Headshots_2f264910_medium    Really? You could have just asked me man...I still wouldn't have given it to...

 

         22 will be mine! You just wait and see...I mean don't you see that the Saints front office obviouslyMark_ingram_heisman_medium

         read CSC? And for the most part do what the fans there want them to do...

Headshots_2f264910_medium    What? Why would Mickey and Co. do that?

 

          Well, first off they are some of the best and smartest Saints fans there are...and recent history isMark_ingram_heisman_medium

          showing that they listen...They started 'Ingramania!" and the Saints drafted me! Not only did they

          draft me, but they traded up for me!

Headshots_2f264910_medium    Well why didn't they just draft you the first time??

 

                                                            Well...they must have thought I was already drafted...yeah that's why!Mark_ingram_heisman_medium

 

Headshots_2f264910_medium    You're still not getting my number...

 

                                      But they said I'm the next coming of Emmitt Smith! I need this man...I need this...Mark_ingram_heisman_medium

Headshots_2f264910_medium    Well I am known as the Quarterback Killer around these parts...always one better than that chump Dieon Sanders that's why I'm 22!

                     Well, how about this...we'll have everyone from CSC vote on what my number should be...Mark_ingram_heisman_medium

                     and that will be the deal and we have to go with whatever they pick?

Headshots_2f264910_medium    The league is in a lockout, and all you can think about it what number you want?...but let'em have at it...CSC cast your vote!  

 

****THIS IS NOT REAL...JUST SEEING WHAT WE HERE AT CSC WANT KING INGRAM TO HAVE FOR HIS JERSEY NUMBER, WHILE ALSO A QUIP TO THE PANTHERS AND THEIR QB NUMBER FIASCO****

This FanPost was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.

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