NFC South Roundup: Apply Roundup to Tender Areas
What would your Monday morning be without the roundup? Probably exactly the same, except that you wouldn't have read the roundup.
And who would want to go a Monday without reading the roundup?!?! A Falcons fan, that's who. You don't want to be a Falcons fan, do you? Well then, read on for more links and analysis from around the NFC South web sites.
Panthers News:Panthers' selection of Newton looks all the more intelligent when rookie pay scale is agreed to - Cat Scratch Reader
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. Yeah, you won't have to pay him Jamarcus Russell money, but you are shackling your franchise to him ala Alex Smith. Not that I'm complaining.
One of the more bizarre shots at the Panthers during the lockout - Cat Scratch Reader
This is funny, because I said the same thing when I saw a Simpsons episode where Homer was brandishing a Carolina Panthers ring.
Panthers QB Cam Newton nominated for four ESPY awards - Cat Scratch Reader
I wonder if he was nominated for "Most Convincing Lie". His "I wasn't part of that" was very convincing.
Bucs News:
Why The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Will Not Use The Franchise Tag on Barrett Ruud - Bucs Nation
Why won't they? WHY WON'T THEY!?!?
Re-signing Young Stars - Why This Won't Happen - Bucs Nation
MORE QUESTIONS!? WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS?!
Are Davin Joseph and Jeremy Trueblood a Package Deal? - Bucs Nation
I don't know, I would have to see the size of this package. (giggles like a school girl)
Falcons News:
Could The Falcons Vulture A Rookie From Another Team? - The Falcoholic
Let's be honest, the Falcoholic is advocating theft. This is why you people are Saints fans. Because you're anti-theft.
The Salary Cap Room In The NFC South - The Falcoholic
This is the must read link of the week. Check what the cap space is for the Saints. It's why a deal with Reggie MUST be done, or he needs to get cut. Just in terms of cap space, he's taking up a lot and may prevent other people from getting signed. Also, check out the Bucs cap space. Are you scared too?
Saturday Falcons Discussion: Which Falcon Will Someday Coach? - The Falcoholic
This would be a really good question for Saints fans to talk about too. So please, name a Saint (who was on the team in 2010) who you think will be a coach. Try to be more creative then saying Darren Sharper, that's too easy.
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Thanks Jon...
Monday morning and Mike Smith’s face? Could you at least have found a pic of Smith and Payton together to soften the blow ;)
Agree on Tampa. They are building a young, potentially scary good team and poised to be potential big players in the free agency with $ to burn..
Regulators knew Roundup causes birth defects: Lied to public
"Snooki — who is quite possibly literally a moron — has a best-selling book."-Gene Weingarten, The Washington Post
Shameful stuff.
I liked the post title, Jon. I forgot what Roundup was but your title kinda reminded me of their TV ads so I looked it up.
Not surprised about the birth defects and cover up, Stu. There’s probably all kinds of products on the market that are damaging our health that regulators are keeping hush hush. Just look up autism and see the huge debate over what truly causes that. Uh oh, this may be becoming political, so I’ll stop now.
Please God, bring an end to this damn lockout.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 27, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Please God, bring an end to this damn lockout.
Please God and Jesus1000, bring an end to this damn lockout.
"Snooki — who is quite possibly literally a moron — has a best-selling book."-Gene Weingarten, The Washington Post
If we hadn’t banned Jesus1000, perhaps he could have spoken directly to God on our behalf, and ended this lockout a long time ago.
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Jun 27, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Woulda coulda shoulda.
"Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne [Gacy] was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too." -Michele Bachmann
HA!
Love the sig line! She is bats*** crazy!
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Jun 27, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Bat-Sh*t and Cross-eyed crazy
just read latest RS. What a flake.
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"It took me the longest time to realize I was a procrastinator"-Zach Galifianakis
Saw this
Just think about Abraham, Babineaux, Peters Ray Edwards. That defeats the purpose of the saints drafting mark ingram.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peyton, I can eat Oreos faster than you!!!!
Alternate Mike Smith Captions
A) Here guys, see if this will mop up the Saints urine on our 50 yard line.
B) Does anybody have a white flag I can wave instead of this red one? We are getting prison-raped by the Packers.
Any others? Hans?
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Jun 27, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions
C) I'd like to challenge my coaching
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
by Jon Banks on Jun 27, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
D)
Garcon?…Garcon? There appear to be Falcon feathers in my soup.
Thumbs up, everybody...
For rock and roll!!!!
by Hans Petersen on Jun 28, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions
were they playing the Colts that day and Pierre torched them?

oh wait…that’s Garçon
And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you.
GRiZZ
with the sweet keystroke – can you make an umlaut appear in comments?
you know, like for Spinal Tap?
Thumbs up, everybody...
For rock and roll!!!!
by Hans Petersen on Jun 28, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Piece-o-cake
Spın̈al Tap
(I just google it and copy band paste the letter with the specific symbol that I want…I know…I’m lame)
And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you.
copy band paste
I’m lame because I don’t even know what that means
Thumbs up, everybody...
For rock and roll!!!!
by Hans Petersen on Jun 29, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions
you know…where you copy the name of a band and paste it
And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you.
* smacks forehead
I thought it was some internet javascript code or something…Ha! Thanks.
Thumbs up, everybody...
For rock and roll!!!!
by Hans Petersen on Jun 29, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
E)
Here, Mr Payton, would you like to borrow my challenge flag for your playoff loss to the only team ever to win a division under .500?
Sorry guys, had to defend my coach :D
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
G) I'm going to use it to dry my tears from my horriffic playoff loss at home
H) Here Payton, please have my challenge flag. You are clearly better than me. Seeing as how you are a Superbowl winning coach. And I’m a hothead who needs medication.
Sorry, but I have to defend my team. :-)
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you forgot F
F) One finger to represent our one Super Bowl appearance loss
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions
plus aren’t the Falcons something like 6-14 in their overall postseason appearances? (where’s cp when I need him)
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Hiding in the bushes.
Maybe MARY JANE will load up and pass the PEACE PIPE around the conference room and they’ll all get happy in a big hurry, which might just help speed up the process. - HansDat
He doesn’t need to do that any more…I gave him a key ;)
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions
haha funny (about the bushes)
As for our postseason record, dismal as it may be, as a true fan of my team I can accept that (albeit with a few lumps).
As for win/loss records, we would have to lose the next 6 games against you guys just for you to catch up to us (we hold the advantage at 45-39, including a playoff win vs you guys).
Yes, we lost to the eventual Super Bowl Champion Packers in a game where Rodgers only mistake was mixing 2% milk in his wheaties prior to the game. How was your playoff game? You lost to a team that gave up 100 points more than you during the season while scoring 74 less than you.
Even though I am saddened by our loss, I would rather lose to the eventual Champs than a team who only had 2 wins vs a +.500 team prior to the playoffs.
But damn…why did we have to lose that bad to the Packers? Haha I dont know but I am glad I was not able to watch that game.
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
Personally
I would rather be world champs than lose to anyone…oh wait, you don’t even know how that feels…nevermind, call us when you can compare that feeling.
Free your mind
by theprogrammerman on Jun 28, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
and not even toilet humor.
Free your mind
by theprogrammerman on Jun 28, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I know! You have a keen radar for sex and toilet humor…wait a minute, that’s all guys. ( I know, boo…)
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
mine is extra special honed
Free your mind
by theprogrammerman on Jun 28, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
But you are no longer world champs
I guess you can say former champs. Like Mike Tyson and any other worn out fighter (who can still knock me to the moon and back I am sure)
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
well...
that feeling of good will was short lived.
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
You should know better. Has pizza taught you nothing?
Maybe MARY JANE will load up and pass the PEACE PIPE around the conference room and they’ll all get happy in a big hurry, which might just help speed up the process. - HansDat
I fear to ask what you HAVE been taught.
Free your mind
by theprogrammerman on Jun 28, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Proper spelling and punctuation of course!
What else?
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions
You don’t want to know, at least not in public
Free your mind
by theprogrammerman on Jun 28, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
and so begins this thread’s steep descent into sex and toilet humor……………sorry Jon!
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
There was absolutely no sex or toilet humor in that
Free your mind
by theprogrammerman on Jun 28, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
your faith in me is warming
Free your mind
by theprogrammerman on Jun 28, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I fear to ask what you HAVE been taught.
Pizza taught her how he eats potato chips off his bare stomach without using his hands.
Maybe MARY JANE will load up and pass the PEACE PIPE around the conference room and they’ll all get happy in a big hurry, which might just help speed up the process. - HansDat
short lived?
Haha not on my part. I came to make a remark and not get bashed. The good will was offered by me in a guesting comment only to be bloodied by many who only showed ill will.
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
But seriously...
the Bucs kinda scare me. And you guys always do. I am glad we have this rivalry and (shh…dont tell my Falcoholic buddies) I have always had a soft spot for you guys and even rooted for yall in the SB that you won.
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
On the serious note, at that point, who wasn’t rooting against the Colts if you didn’t live in Indy? Pretty sure for most of Super Bowl week the Saints were listed as barely rating to carry Manning’s jock strap.
Free your mind
by theprogrammerman on Jun 28, 2011 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions
my daughter :(
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
oh you had to go there…now we almost like you ;)
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah...
she is 14, soon to be 15. I have tried to get her to like my team but she chose Peyton instead (cant really blame her as he is a great QB much like your Brees)
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
14 to be 15
meaning a teenage daughter…who can ascertain the thoughts of one…
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
Women in general are complex :)
Good luck with that!
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
I may be a Falcons fan...
but I am not blind. I was hoping we would get Brees when you guys got him. Of course, I was also hoping we would not get rid of Schaub…
As for me, I tend to be honest at the expense of myself.
Back to the topic of this entire post…I would not be surprised if someone like Shockley becomes a coach. No rhyme or reason, just following the unexpected.
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
They have coaches in porn?
Maybe MARY JANE will load up and pass the PEACE PIPE around the conference room and they’ll all get happy in a big hurry, which might just help speed up the process. - HansDat
yes...
someone has to teach them how to grunt at the exact right time!
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
"I CHALLENGE THAT THRUST!!"
“Do you like this play? DO YOU LOVE IT!?!?”
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JB! score!
"Do you like this play? DO YOU LOVE IT!?!?"
Favorite Paytonism ever.
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I love how everyone in the NFC South takes shots at us for drafting Cam Newton..saying he will be a bust and that he’s a criminal…but deep down inside YOU KNOW HE’S NOT gonna be like jamarcus russell…and that scares you!!
glad to know the panthets get so much pub on canal street GO CATS!!!
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by Justin704 on Jun 28, 2011 9:12 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Another hater?
Who left the door open and let all this riff raff in? Of course I kid. Saints fans fear no one.
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn it. Duel trolls and I missed all the fun!
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Jun 28, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
stick around…I’m sure there will be more…
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
sounds...
Like a Weird Al song! Yes BCS, I am trollin, but a good troll. I let people walk on my bridge.
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
You seem OK muuzilla. Maybe your daughter will become a Saints fan ;)
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I love a good trolling around here. We need the entertainment during the lockout.
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Jun 28, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
@ Kat—she is into Colts and Harleys and guns (she got the Harleys and guns from me…I woud love to own a custom firearm some day)
@ BCS—agreed, as long as everyone (trolls and website-teams fans alike) get along. I have seen some dumb trolls out there with the intent of pissing people off. Me, I just like to kid now and than (although, my times of watching the Braves beat the Dodgers in LA might be over after what happened to the Giants fan). I look at it like this…support your team but dont get psycho about it. When the team pays me to be a fan, than I will get psycho. Until than…part of being a fan is relaxing and kidding with the other teams fans.
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
As a resident of the state of North Carolina:
PFFFFFTTTTT!!!!
Panters (or to use your typo to accurate effect panthets, as in panthetic) are gonna SUCK until ownership changes in Charlotte. Newton will just be a high-profile fart in the wind in the NFL. He was a man among boys in college, but now ALL the guys he’s playing against are THAT good, and he won’t be able to find the smarts to be able to outthink a good defenisive coorcinator or MLB like Vilma.
The guy was able to look great becase he was bigger & faster than most of his college opponents. That won’t fly at the next level.
Bust-in-waiting; and another reason I will be spending my Sundays at the local sports bar laughing at the majority of people there, watching their team stink it up again…and again….and again…
;-)
Irony: an atheist Saints fan
by GSO Saints Fan on Jun 28, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Really?
I apologize for the typo I was typing on my cell phone…but speaking of typos glad to know that your devensive COORCINATOR is gonna be calling plays again this season…
maybe he can teach vilma how to tackle….this just in ….marshall lynch…that is all
and speaking of great middle linebacker see jon beason…
asfar as newton..according to you he wont be able to find the smarts? give the man a chance before you start insulting his intelligence…geez I didnt know you knew him personally and took classes with him at auburn
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by Justin704 on Jun 28, 2011 9:48 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
er…I am sure Marshawn will appreciate this post at least.
Free your mind
by theprogrammerman on Jun 28, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
This just in: 2-14.
That is all
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
"Give the man a chance before you start insulting his intelligence"
“What’s an example of a complicated play you ran at Auburn?”
“Uhh, 36?”
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
That is rude Jon!
I mean, seriously…can he count that high?
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
He says "36″ might be the play name, and they call 36 and up and go.
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
Actually..
…don’t short change Cam, I’m sure he get get up to 55 without taking his shoes off….
…5 fingers on the left hand…5 fingers on the right….
Cam Newton after “36” is called: “…36??? Not possible, I only have 5 fingers on each hand!!!”
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by GSO Saints Fan on Jun 28, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Really counting jokes….i thought you guys were a little more creative than that.
See you in the fall..hopefully
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by Justin704 on Jun 28, 2011 11:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Amusing.
Typical Panters fan. :-)
MarSHAWN.
Beason will probably be playing for an actual NFL team soon. I’m sure he’s hoping he is, so his career isn’t wasted.
I didn’t need to take classes with him at Auburn..wait…I’m betting HE didn’t take any classes either! ;-) Look, the dude is a bozo, he WILL be a slightly less rich version of JaMarcus Russell, mark it down.
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by GSO Saints Fan on Jun 28, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I would have to agree with GSO here...
Newton has great athletic ability but he has shown in college and life to this point that for as much above average athleticism that he has, his common sense and ability to study is on the polar opposite end which means for every flash of brilliance he will have will be book ended by many acts of stupidity both on and off the field.
And GSO hit it on the head…the biggest problem for the Panthers is the ownership.
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
You cant fault the man for the type of a system the school he attended ran in college it didnt require alot of studying thats NOT his fault clearly it worked….and how can you "muuzilla "say he will continue to make mistakes off the field?…people can change sir…yes hes made bad decisions in the past but please let it go and stop being judgmental…. as far as on the field? ofcourse he will make mistakes as will any player playing the tougest position in all of
sports…. As far as the owner? I agree hes a big problem but not the only problem
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by Justin704 on Jun 28, 2011 10:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
As far as the owner? I agree hes a big problem but not the only problem
You’re right, we left out the biggest problem. The team just sucks…..:P
Maybe MARY JANE will load up and pass the PEACE PIPE around the conference room and they’ll all get happy in a big hurry, which might just help speed up the process. - HansDat
Nice!!!
I like you guys….keep it coming
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by Justin704 on Jun 28, 2011 10:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I like you guys….keep it coming
Please refrain from making gay jokes. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Maybe MARY JANE will load up and pass the PEACE PIPE around the conference room and they’ll all get happy in a big hurry, which might just help speed up the process. - HansDat
I thought you were going to pull out the TWSS.
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
allow me...
I thought you were going to pull out
TWSS
by snowboard_kat on Jun 28, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Not a gay joke
Meant in the sense of you guy’s humor..like trash talkin back and forth..
Sorry for the mix up
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by Justin704 on Jun 28, 2011 10:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
so...
either he is ignorant of how his parents earn a living to buy all that stuff that they got for his signing with Auburn or he knew and lied about it. Which would you chose?
Dont cloud the issue with facts!
What cam did happens all around the country you know it .. I know it…and anybody who follows the college game knows it… The only difference was he got caught…and since he was a high profile player playing at a high level it was blown up 10X… lets be honest…im not saying it was right but c’mon man…LIG-it
LET IT GO!!!
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by Justin704 on Jun 28, 2011 10:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
glad to know the panthets get so much pub on canal street GO CATS!!!
Is this your cheerleaders? We have no problem with those young ladies.
Maybe MARY JANE will load up and pass the PEACE PIPE around the conference room and they’ll all get happy in a big hurry, which might just help speed up the process. - HansDat
Lol
Yea maybe a bit corny…i admit
Go panthers!!! Hows that?
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by Justin704 on Jun 28, 2011 9:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Deep down.
I think he’s EXACTLY like Russell, and that scares you.
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only time will tell….but I got my money on CAM
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by Justin704 on Jun 28, 2011 10:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hopefully not much more than a nickel...
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by GSO Saints Fan on Jun 28, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I like Cam Jordans chances of being a star also. Look, Justin aint all bad.
Maybe MARY JANE will load up and pass the PEACE PIPE around the conference room and they’ll all get happy in a big hurry, which might just help speed up the process. - HansDat
Any person who can be a Panthers fan right now can't be all bad. Just misguided.
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Living in Panter land...
…they’re not bad at all…but they are quite amusing. ;-)
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by GSO Saints Fan on Jun 28, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I have my money on Jenkins...
Making the 2nd interception of the day and taking it back.
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by Jon Banks on Jun 28, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
PICK 6 PICK 6 PICK 6
…I got money on Newdumb hitting a trifecta of pick6’s in the first season he plays.
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by GSO Saints Fan on Jun 28, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
So please, name a Saint (who was on the team in 2010) who you think will be a coach.
I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned Vilma yet.
Shanle is a possibility, as is Dave Thomas and Lance Moore, I think. But Vilma is my top guess.

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