This entire post is dedicated to the compleat writings and collected works of.....
England's greatest one-armed poet, John was the first person to be killed in a car crash in 1894.
He is best known for his poems..."Pointy Birds" and "In Dillman's Grove"
O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anointy my head, anointy-nointy
In Dillman's Grove
In Dillman's Grove, our love did die,
And now in ground shall ever lie.
None could e'er replace her visage,
Until your face brought thoughts of kissage.
This short interlude has been brought to you by...
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr