Here at the Forecast we love fat defense lineman because when they play well we can make jokes like, "Oh look Shaun Rogers and Aubrayo Franklin are gorging at the all you can eat QB buffet. Aaron Rogers looks delicious!" And if they are bad well, "Why did the Saints sign a bunch of fat guys? They could have signed any one of my friends or relatives if they wanted fat, slow and lazy and it wouldn’t have cost as much." The jokes write themselves and really besides watching the Saints win I’m all about the jokes.