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CSC 2011 Powerless Rankings

We are already beginning to be inundated with power rankings and playoff predictions for the 2011 season.  Every fool with a computer (including me) will be giving their two cents.  

With that in mind, let's do something different, and in my opinion, more entertaining.  Let's try to predict the 5 worst finishers in the league.  No annoying quibbling over playoff seeding. No homerism clouding one's judgement.  Just some smug jeering at the NFL's biggest losers on their sad race to be first at the podium of the 2012 draft.  Who doesn't enjoy mocking others misfortune, especially when Carolina figures to be in the mix?  And who's better than a Saints fan at assessing degrees of failure?

Prize for the winner is the simple satisfaction that the Saints won't be included.

My prediction after the jump.

28. (tie) Buffalo and Cleveland -- This would be considered a good season for these squads.  

29. Miami -- Reggie as starting/only RB?  Bwahahahaaha.

30. Carolina -- Cam will fail.  Miserably.  With a few unluckier breaks, they could repeat.

31. Washington -- No QB.  No running game.  Haslett as def coord.  Snider as owner.  Why aren't they last? 

32.  Cincinnati -- Worst franchise in all of sports.  

This FanPost was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.

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