Ask Battle Red Blog: The Unofficial Q&A about the Houston Texans
Hello Saints fans.
Look at Drew Brees. Now back to me. /swings hair back and forth
Now back at Drew Brees. Now back to me. /puts on gloves and does the "jazz hands"
Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped throwing with accuracy and starts to crawl into fetal position in every offensive snap, he can start looking like me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat. With a pretty looking QB that your QB can look like.
What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to the Houston Texans Vs. New Orleans Saints game this coming Sunday. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your QB looks like David Carr and not a QB that's on the decline. I'm on the turf.
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You misspelled Q&A.
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I looked at it for a good minute
I hate you.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Jardann is a tagging fool!
(and not in a good way)
Sorry, Jordann.
"We got 99 problems, but a Brees ain't one!" by ShadowFlash
I didn’t notice it until you pointed it out. How did he find all of those tags? I think it’s hillarious.
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My tags.
All mine!!!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
MOAR TAGS
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Jordannnns tags are one of the things I love about him
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
That's because that's all he has.
That and panda suits.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
And cookies
I have cookies too.
nomnomnomnomnom
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Danke!
/curtsies
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
omg...
that;s what idiots on Xbox Live call me all the time… they can’t read that my gamertag is my name… duh.
"We got 99 problems, but a Brees ain't one!" by ShadowFlash
I iz confuzzled
O_o
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Ahhhh the dreaded Texans
Been looking forward to this game since we looked like absolute s—t in the pre-season. How u feeling about the WR situation other than Johnson? Is Jacoby Jones in for a big day?
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten-George Carlin
Gotta admit
Been looking forward to this game as well. A true test for our newly minted secondary. I hope we hold up well. Well as in less than 5td passes would be nice.
Anyhoo, I’m never too concerned about our WR corps. Ever. Johnson is the #1 target, sometimes #2. As for the rest, they’re mostly role players. Kevin Walter(s) is more of a blocking WR that you can rely on to make tough catches in the middle. Jacoby Jones is a speedster that is always a threat to break a big one. That’s if he catches the ball. David Anderson and Bryant Johnson seems to be playing the role of possession receivers.
As I mentioned above, Jacoby Jones is always a threat to score. Whether it be returning punts, or breaking one for a long TD. But Matt Schaub has plenty of weapons at his disposal(3 athletic TE’s and a H-back/fullback/Tight-End/WideReceiver/human swiss army knife in James Casey) and a good running games to back him up.
So the answer is a noyes.
If it’s for fantasy purposes, he’s always good for at least 45yds and a TD every other game or two. Start in deeper leagues as WR3 or Flex, never as a WR1 or WR2.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Looking forward to it as well Jordann
I feel there’s going to be a ton of offense in this game and whoever gets the ball last will win. It should be a thriller.
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
That's what it's looking like.
A shoot-out. And those are always fun to watch. Two high-powered offenses going at it. I expect the score to be in the high 20’s and I agree with your statement above. I love the saints and all, but I wish y’all the worst of luck!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Lol no offense taken
The Texans are the only expansion team I like. Hate the Titans, Jags and Panthers.
I like you guys too, but wish ya’ll worst of luck on Sunday
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
Titans are an expansion team?
I thought they were a result of the Oilers relocation
Gotta go back to studying my NFL history
"I'm in the Courtroom screaming Who Dat on the double, serving gumbo with a shovel, dog i'm on another level" -Jay Electonica
Nevermind. I'm right, you're wrong
"I'm in the Courtroom screaming Who Dat on the double, serving gumbo with a shovel, dog i'm on another level" -Jay Electonica
Titans are an expansion team?
Yes, and they suck
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
Don't listen to Jordann for fantasy advice
He’s taken the award for most vicious curb-stomping loss of the week two weeks running
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
so a Phillips is back coaching the Oilers
that is such a nice feel good story.
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" Rick James
Yeah Good ole Bum
I sure miss those 4th quarter leads that turned into last minute losses
The worst one was when we led Dallas 27-6 in the 4th Quarter. Richard Todd got hurt.
Then came 60 yr old Kenny Stabler to save the night
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
I wish I could relate
But I can’t. I have no ties with the Oilers. But a lot of people do see it as a harbinger of good things to come.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Oilers were alot of fun to watch back in the day
Warren Moon and the Cody Carlson days. Haywood Jefferies, Ken Burrough Dave Casper etc.
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
You're forgetting Earl Campbell!
Although I don’t have any attachment to the Oilers, I know plenty of people that used to be die hard fans. And they can’t stop talking about Earl and Warren Moon. Sad that I wasn’t a part of it, but I’m happy that the team that I’ve rooted for since its inception is starting to come to its own.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
You’re forgetting Earl Campbell!
A Beast for the Oilers. But too old and worn down when he played for us.
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
You should see Earl now
He can barely walk, and is as punch drunk as any old boxer you’ve ever seen. It’s kind of sad, but I still get all tingly watching his highlights.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Kinda sad? It's extremely sad
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey
I recommended that avatar to someone. I think it was blackngold panda.
INGRAMANIA equals LOMBARDI 2012
by cajuncommando58 on Sep 21, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I have no problem sharing
I’m that kinda bear
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Well. Taking a ton of beatings will do that to you
Wait till Favre get’s to be 50. It won’t be a pretty sight
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
well that's what..
3 weeks away?
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 21, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
More like 2 weeks
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
Warren Moon...
Still wonder what his final numbers would have been if he hadn’t play in the CFL for six years. Won the Grey Cup 5 out of those 6 by the way. Talk about a warm-up for bigger things….
Repeat? Under construction...
He was exciting
Reminded me alot of Randall Cunningham. Those guys could play ball
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
Maybe late in his career Cunningham, not early Cunningham. He was Vick before Vick
If I had to compare Warren Moon to any QB, ironically it would be Drew Brees, although Moon was bigger & stronger. He had a cannon of an arm & probably the best set of WRs a QB could ever ask for (Drew Hill, Haywood Jeffires, Ernest Givins, Curtis Duncan, & Webster Slaughter). Sad part of that offense was the absolute lack of a running game, which is what led to the infamous incident where Buddy Ryan went & punched Kevin Gilbride for his moronic play calling
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 20, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
If I had to compare Warren Moon to any QB, ironically it would be Drew Brees,
Agreed! The difference though? Brees got a ring. Hoping for 2 or 3 more.
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
I had a toy helmet when I was a kid
I painted the Oiler logo on myself along with the #34. I would put it on and play Earl Campbell in the backyard by running headfirst into trees at full speed.
…I know. It explains a lot.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
by papabear on Sep 21, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
What I remember most was watching Buddy Ryan punch Kevin Gilbride on national television
That was the last time a Houston football team had double-digit wins.
Promise me
The Saints will be allowed to run up the middle on Houston (or House town for my friends up north.) Wait a second, I don’t have any friends up north.
"Daddy, them cigarettes are gonna kill you". My aunts last words to my 96 year old grandpa before he fell out of bed and broke his neck reaching for a full pack.
They haven't stopped trying (regardless of effectiveness), so why would they stop now.
"We got 99 problems, but a Brees ain't one!" by ShadowFlash
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Middle of the D-line is very weak with Shaun Cody as our starting bag-o-suck NT and ILB’s that are still adjusting to the 3-4 scheme. But Cushing is starting to come around and our safeties are reliable in run-coverage.
That’s why I’m scared of Ingram. That dude is a battering ram shot out of a cannon.
I expect heavy doses of HB dives, draws, and screen from Sean Payton.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 20, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, we have a NT???
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 20, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I expect the running game to work late in the game
The running game will depend on if we have to try to keep up with the High Powered Texan Offense. (Don’t laugh – Schaub-Johnson-Foster-Tate-Daniels – Nuff Said) Anyway, I don’t think we will see a New Orleans running game break out until we have a 7 point lead. They may dabble with it to test the D-Line, but Payton likes to throw way too much to run the ball early. If we do run the ball, expect PT to be the GTG. Even with his productivity last week, Ingram put the ball on the ground and the Bears recovered. It is all nothing more than rumor, speculation and inuendo at this point.
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by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 21, 2011 2:53 AM CDT up reply actions
If I were Sean Payton
(and you should all thank your lucky stars that I am not) I would run up the middle from the first snap. It will almost always work.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 22, 2011 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions
biggest weakness is runs up the middle
Part of that is Wade’s scheme and part of it is personnel. If you commit to the run you will have some success. We’ll make a few plays in the backfield, but you will be able to spring a couple of big ones because someone gets too aggressive. Dolphins rookie had a lot of success last week when he cut back on us.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Anything is possible when your QB looks like David Carr and not a QB that’s on the decline.
The stuj is going to love you.
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I thought he was referring to Peyton Manning.
They must hate him with a passion. Not sure how anyone can claim Drew is in decline after the two games he just had. He’s thrown for 6 TDs and 0 INTs. Much better stats than Matt Schaub (3 TDs, 2 INTs).
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Sep 20, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly they have been lurking and now they feel free to make jokes about it. Not that there is anything wrong with that. See what stu started?
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Yeah, that's what I assumed.
I still had to defend our guy a little, though.
"As soon as Tony (Dungy) said we had no chance, I knew we had 'em right where we wanted 'em"--Coach Sean Payton right after Super Bowl XLIV with the Lombardi Trophy firmly in hand. WHO DAT!!
by David "Satch" Kelly on Sep 20, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I was just joshin’ with y’all. I don’t think that Brees is on the decline at all. Watched the past two Saints games and he’s on point.
Great chemistry with his receivers also.
/star QB lust
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Although we wouldn't mind taking Chase Daniel off your hands
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 20, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure, straight up trade
Daniel for Leinart, deal?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
TWSS
"I'm in the Courtroom screaming Who Dat on the double, serving gumbo with a shovel, dog i'm on another level" -Jay Electonica
Drew has "been in decline" since the superbowl....
That hasn’t stopped me from drafting him for my fantasy teams.
Drew “declining”……simply silly.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Sep 20, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
We do.
But he has our respect.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Heh
I was pointed towards the direction of a fanpost that discussed the “decline” of Drew Brees. My response to that can be found in one of the tags. It’s like easter egg hunting!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Quit stealing my schtick, Jordann!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
You got swacked.
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Shut your meowth, Hipster.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 20, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I lol'd
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
License & Registration
Chicken F*cker
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Sep 21, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know
You are supposed to wring that chickens neck first, country boy.
INGRAMANIA equals LOMBARDI 2012
by cajuncommando58 on Sep 21, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd for the Supertroopers reference
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Actually...
That’s a South Park reference.
The “Chicken Lover” episode.
"We got 99 problems, but a Brees ain't one!" by ShadowFlash
LIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fopvzf77b8
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Maybe, just maybe South Park was referencing Super Troopers.
They are known to do that.
DISCLAIMER:I have not seen Super Troopers or the Chicken Lover South Park Episode, so I do not know.
.................
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s02e03-chickenlover
Go rent or buy Super Troopers tonight!!
"We got 99 problems, but a Brees ain't one!" by ShadowFlash
And, fyi… The episode of South Park came out two years before the movie.
;-)
"We got 99 problems, but a Brees ain't one!" by ShadowFlash
I know the movie well…
Maybe he was referencing both, but “Chicken F***er” is a South Park reference, without a doubt.
"We got 99 problems, but a Brees ain't one!" by ShadowFlash
Gotta say no on that one
But to each their own I guess
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
If an egg can fit in there, why can't I?
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150368/you-will-respect-my-authoritah
"We got 99 problems, but a Brees ain't one!" by ShadowFlash
So is that shiny new secondary going to hold up?
"I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating." -Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M.
by theprogrammerman on Sep 20, 2011 4:11 PM CDT reply actions
Secondary is by product
The Rush is what causes the secondary to look strong. There hasn’t been a lot of pocket time for the previous two QB’s. And I don’t expect either QB to have much time this week.
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
Do you expect a high scoring shootout this Sunday?
Most people are predicting that? And whats the Status on Arian Foster? Hows his hamstring healing up? Slow/fast?
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
Either Way
This early in the season, it could go either way. I don’t wanna throw a prediction out just yet. I would like to see the line, but I have a feeling it will be 1/3 to Home Team.
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
The Minus signs didn't post
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
I think it's Saints -4
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 22, 2011 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I highly doubt it.
I feel like they’re capable of making a few stops, especially if they’re playing with the lead. But with Brees and his merry band of receivers, nope.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Yeah when Brees is hot he can light up like no other
And the scary thing, so can Schaub. We’re avging over 30 points a game so far. And ya’ll are not too far behind
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
That 3rd and long play
that went for a touchdown, Jeebus. Gutsy play call. But if you have Brees under the helm, it’s a playcall that I can live with haha
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I love when Brees throws deep. He’s one of the best deep throwers in the league. Most of the time he completes the long ones. I like gutsy playcalling, no conservative crap
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
Kareem Jackson played his best game as a pro vs. the Dolphins.
But, he’ll likely get torched from Brees.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Sep 20, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Torched by Brees *
smh at my grammar
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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Sep 20, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
So you're predicting Kareem Jackson to be on the injury report with 2nd degree burns?
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by The Night Owl on Sep 20, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you pick 6 numbers for me?
Just sayin…… cuz ya know you were right about that other prediction……
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What's your thought on Kubiak this season?
In seasons past he’s been accused of bad game management (among other things)…has he turned the corner? 2-0 helps I’m sure.
We started 2-0 last season
and everybody started hopping in the bandwagon. 10 games later, and these degenerate, luke-warm, bandwagon fans started calling for his head. Of course there are some die-hard fans out there that were calling for his head too, but it was mostly a mob of bandwagoners.
I’d like to believe that he’s turned the corner and playoffs is only a couple of knots away. The 2-0 record this year feels so much different from last year. Better game management(as shown in the 4th quarter of the Miami game) and great personnel decisions are starting to turn the “Fire Kubiak” bandwagon over.
I feel like I should disclaim that I’m a huge Kubiak fan. He’s an offensive mastermind that’s slowly learning how to become a better Head Coach. Having Phillips around for the defense helps him focus on getting better at the minute aspects of running a team. And so far, he’s done a great job.
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Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Exactly.
I want them to stay because I love the idea of a Offensive Mastermind and a proven defensive mastermind working together for a long time. It’s a scary combination and I would love to see what could come of it.
Despite Wade being a bad HC I’m sure he’s learned a few things too that he can share with Kubes.
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I’d like to believe that he’s turned the corner and playoffs is only a couple of knots away.
If the Texans fail to make the playoffs this year, I imagine Houston fans will attack the facility to get Kubiak like some barbarian horde going after an effete Roman emperor. It’s a shame about Manning – I think the Texans would have won the division in any case. Now you guys will have to put up with whining Indy fans bitching and moaning that they only did it because Manning never played.
Just tellem
That it’s his fault for effin himself up. :)
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by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 21, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
that's a possibility
In the Colts’ myriad wins over the Texans though I believe they’ve beaten Sage Rosenfels three times, and Tony Banks once (going off of bad memory though, so can’t vouch for my own accuracy), and I never saw an asterisk by those wins. To be fair though, they’ve mostly owned our starters as well.
J.Josephs' status is my Q?
I don’t see Foster playing. If Joseph is out, look for Brees to exploit.
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Jo Jo has been cloned and will be playing both 1 and 2 cb.....
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by TexansForever on Sep 20, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish!
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Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
He's playing for sure.
And even if he is, Brees will still get to exploit the other side of the field. Jason Allen or Kareem Jackson will be burnt toast if Wade can’t find a way to cover up their weakness.
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-Catch 22-
Does Wade Blitz much?
Man-to-man or zone, primarily?
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Yes.
But I can’t go much into detail because I’m still in awe at our defensive improvement and focused on the big gaping hole that we have in the middle of the d-line. I’m sure others can give you a more elaborate breakdown.
From what I’ve seen lately, We’ve been playing a lot of man-to-man. Especially on the other side of the field with Kareem Jackson and Jason Allen.
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-Catch 22-
Seen a bit more zone than man.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Sep 20, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I got one.
How is that “DeMario-Williams” experience coming through so far? Is he quickly getting his grasp on it or is he lacking some essential skill to have the impact Wade Phillips wants him to have?
Repeat? Under construction...
In this last game he seemed to have a lot better explosion off the line...snap count discipline.
If he gets in a zone…watch out ’cause the rest of the “D” will feed off of it.
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He recorded 2 sacks in the opener,
and then was double teamed on nearly every snap vs the Dolphins, which freed up our other pass rushers. We only recorded 2 sacks, but we hit Henne a ton that game. Why he was missing simple throws, because he had no poise. Or he just sucks.
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by bone31crusher on Sep 20, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget he got to Henne's arm to force the lame duck pass that Joseph intercepted
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 20, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Best D play of the night
comes right before Cushings Semi v VW hit on Henne, and Kareem JAckson’s (Wow praising him seems odd after last year) helmet to thomas’s hand to force a fumble. Henne is a good qb, Not GREAT but above average, better than ROMO!
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Don't forget about Antonio Smith & J.J. Watt though
Both have been getting through the line on pass plays or batting the passes down at the line. Also Watt blocked a FG, which might have gotten into the kicker’s head & he shanked the next kick
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by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
And Connor Barwin
Who was able to shed Jake Long and sack Henne (which I’m pretty sure caused a few Dolphins fans to have heart attacks).
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 22, 2011 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, Watt is not putting up a lot of stats
but he’s affecting games, no doubt. Expect a pass to be batted down by him if nothing else
Way too much was made about the position switch
Mario is basically playing the same role he has always played. He’s just standing up and aligning a little wider. He rushes the passer virtually every play. He might drop into coverage 2-3 times a game. He’s had to adjust some, and he’s still working on his footwork and some other technique stuff that is different from the stand up position. Every time he steps out on the field he looks more and more comfortable. Wade is also adding things little by little. I would say Wade has only put in maybe 75% of what he has planned. In other words I wouldn’t be surprised to see Mario used in a way we haven’t seen yet this weekend.
In the nickel package he’s back down as a traditional 4-3 pass rushing end.
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Malcolm Jenkins or Brian Cushing?
As I’m sure you know, the Saints took Jenkins right before the Texans took Cushing. Which team had the better draft pick? Who would you have rather had? Both have been effective, and while I was mostly satisfied with the Jenkins pick, I still think the Saints would have been better off taking the LB.
Yeah, just like every once in a while we ask the question "Should we have taken Clay Matthews over Brian Cushing?"
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by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions
lol - good point.
I’m not sure he was on anyone’s draft board for a middle first round pick though. I seem to remember some saying he was a stretch anywhere in the first round. So much for scouting!
Jenkins.
As poor as the Saints linebackers are, Jenkins is a top 10 safety right now, and possibly a top 5 one. Safeties are so important in subtle ways.
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During Sundays’ game, either Aikman or Buck (can’t remember which) commented that Jenkins spends as much time watching film as Brees. As I recall, they said the coaching staff practically has to make him leave. in addition to physical talent, that’s the sort of dedication that often makes the difference between very good and potentially great.
need to clarify
I absolutely love the way Jenkins is playing for the Saints now. I was only “satisfied” with the pick at the time, because LB was such a glaring need and because there were so many 1st round worthy LBs in that draft. It seemed a shame not to grab one, and instead opt for a solid CB that would later become a FS. Given how atrocious the Saints LB corps is, I still think taking a LB there might have been the better move overall.
and instead opt for a solid CB that would later become a FS
Elite FS
Yeah at the time…or rather throughout the 2009 season, I was seriously doubting the Jenkins choice. But at the time, we still had Fujita and Vilma, and we went 13-0, so there wasn’t a whole lot to complain about…And seeing as Jenkins is a great successor to Darren Sharper, and learned a lot from him about the FS position, I think it worked out. You can’t fix everything though, and I think we’ll be worried about our linebacker corps for a very long time. Especially since GW plays this “bend don’t break” defense which seems to thrive on average linebackers and a solid/very good secondary. I think that if we had a great outside linebacker, our defense would go from good to great and we would go from Superbowl contender to Dynasty
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that's funny - I wrote "elite FS" at first
I edited it out because that sentence was from the perspective of the draft. I doubt anyone expected Jenkins to become an elite FS at the time. For that matter, I don’t think he’s there quite yet, but I do think he will be.
Vilma is very good because he has a high football IQ and is a great leader. But he is undersized and it shows more often than I’d like. He really needs better support next him. Fujita was never more than a solid/good LB. The reason he seems better in retrospect is because Shanle et al. are all so wanting.
Had the Saints taken one of the elite LBs in the 09 draft, I think the Saints still would have won the Super Bowl, and they would be in a better position to win another one (or more) now.
I think we need to see Cushing play out this year before we can answer
He was amazing as a rookie, but between the suspension to start the year and nagging injuries he never really got going and was a disappointment last year. He’s been active through 2 weeks racking up tackles, but hasn’t had the same impact as a play maker he did his rookie year so far.
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Ahhh
but he can pass his drug test now! Sorry, couldn’t resist. Not!
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by cajuncommando58 on Sep 21, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't bother me
I was i favor of him finding a new chemist, and was kind of disappointed he got caught using older “supplements” when there are so many new (harder to detect) products out there.
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I got too much to think about
Hey I don't care what any of them use.
As long as my cajones don’t shrink it’s fine by me.
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by cajuncommando58 on Sep 21, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Shrinkage wasn't the issue
He tested positive for something that is commonly used to shed fat, & in some cases masks roids. However that positive test was prior to his rookie year & didn’t test positive for the rest of his rookie year
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by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
It also occurs naturally in the body, but only in two cases
Pregnancy & Tumor Growth. Obviously he wouldn’t be pregnant, but he did think he had a cancer scare for a little while
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by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah that's what he said.
Like I was trying to get across. It doesn’t matter to me because it’s not affecting my body. Doc actually gives me some steroidal medicine for my degenerative arthritis. I sure don’t make a habit of it though. About once every two years is how often I take it. Last 6 months to a year then I grit my teeth and bear it for another 6 months to a year.
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by cajuncommando58 on Sep 21, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
It doesn't matter at this point but,
It wasn’t a masking agent. It was HGC, which is often used to kick start the bodies natural testosterone production after a steroid cycle
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I got too much to think about
Hey
I wasn’t trying to start anything here. It was just a joke.
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by cajuncommando58 on Sep 21, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
no problem at all
I got very annoyed by how badly the facts were reported in that case (despite always assuming Cush was steroid user). I reflexively respond when I see the same mistakes pop up again and again.
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I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Ya, that's illegal....
BUT CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS ARE OK?!?!
F U NFL!!

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by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, without the threshold change, this would never have been an issue
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by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
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Eye-opening stat: Drew Brees leads the league in third-down passing – > 157.7 passer rating, 18 of 23, 284 yards, 5 TDs, 0 INTs.
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in other words ...
he sucks. Who throws for 5 incompletions and under 300 yards? FIRE THE BUM!!!
/start chased daniels instead
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 21, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember when Andre Johnson dropped that over the shoulder catch vs. Miami?
what a sh*t-stain, put that bum on waivers
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 21, 2011 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I just wanna say. Good game guys.
It was nice talking to you, I’m just completely emotionally drained. I’m not pissed because overall we played well, but the field goals….I just……ugh.
The Defense was what I thought they were. Decent. I’m going to go crawl into a clorox bottle now.
:(
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What's your address?
Can someone tell me the address of the Texans Offensive Coordinator?
I’d like to send him a gift basket.
Every time Andre Johnson lined up on the left side, he was “defended” by PRob… and was wide open almost every time.
Every time he lined up on the right side, he was defended by Greer… and was shut down almost every time. (The blocking on that screen pass was a thing of beauty – credit where it’s due.)
Why the hell would the OC ever put AJ on the right side? No respect? Stupidity? Either way… I’m thankful that he didn’t see it or didn’t act on it.
I couldn’t believe it during the game. I was happy for our defense, but confused as to what the hell the Texans OC was “thinking”.
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