Hello Saints fans.

Look at Drew Brees.  Now back to me.  /swings hair back and forth

Now back at Drew Brees.  Now back to me. /puts on gloves and does the "jazz hands"

Sadly, he isn't me.  But if he stopped throwing with accuracy and starts to crawl into fetal position in every offensive snap, he can start looking like me.

Look down. Back up.  Where are you?  You're on a boat.  With a pretty looking QB that your QB can look like.

What's in your hand?  Back at me.  I have it.  It's an oyster with two tickets to the Houston Texans Vs. New Orleans Saints game this coming Sunday.  Look again.  The tickets are now diamonds.  Anything is possible when your QB looks like David Carr and not a QB that's on the decline.  I'm on the turf.