Da Chronic's Got Talent: The Fifth Element
Are we having fun yet!? It's time for another audition candidate in our search for fresh new front page talent here on Canal Street Chronicles, to make the best Saints blog on the net even better.
In case you missed the introduction to our little talent search here, be sure to read it first before continuing. Remember, any and all criticism must be 100% constructive and positive in nature. Keep Da Chronic classy!
Please welcome the next contestant of Da Chronic's Got Talent! S/he is willing to contribute every other week.



Random Observations: An Early Look At 2012
Before we take a sneak peek into the future let's take a brief look at last season. In 2011, the Saints had one of the most effective offenses ever seen in NFL history. They won their division, they broke record after record, and finished 14-4. Throughout the season and post-season they went toe-to-toe with 6 out of the 12 playoff teams this year. Out of those 6 we beat 4! Four of their wins against playoff caliber teams could be considered blowouts:
NO v NYG; 49-24; NO v DET 31-17; NO v DET 45-28; NO v ATL 45-16 (Of course 2 of these were against DET)
Our losses to GB and SF were so close they came down to the last drive of the game while our losses to TB and STL seemed like total flukes. After the loss to the 49ers in the Divisional Round of the playoffs, Saints players, coaches, and staff were already thinking about next year and what they can do to improve.
Looking at next year as a fan, Superbowl XLVII will be played at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, and it would be a historical win if we can get there because no team has even played in a Superbowl at their home stadium much less won it. Can you imagine if the Saints were to fight their way into that game? Well according to the opponents we will see next year it will be a fight! Each team we face presents a different set of challenges which could get worse depending on the final schedule. Here is the list of opponents for the Saints' 2012-2013 season:
Home: Atlanta, Carolina, Tampa Bay, Philadelphia, Washington, San Francisco, Kansas City, San Diego
Away: Atlanta, Carolina, Tampa Bay, Dallas, New York Giants, Green Bay, Denver, Oakland
Another thing that is not in our favor is we don't have a first round pick in the draft. Remember when Ingram was still on the Big Board and we traded with NE? Yes boys and girls ... there went our first round pick for 2012. Oh well c'est la vie! I don't regret the move because Ingram is going to be worth it. Anyway, there is already word going around that Minnesota may be willing to give up the 3rd overall pick in the draft if a team were very needy.
We are not that needy! Since our defense could use the most work let's start there. Yes, we lost old GDub (Gregg Williams), but we gained SpagNOLA who I think will fit better as our DC than even his name implies. He prefers to get pressure from the front four while sprinkling in a healthy combination of blitz packages. He should mix it up a little better than Williams did.
While our defense allowed a lot of yards this year, they seemed to hold their own in the points allowed department averaging a little over 21 a game which isn't terrible because the lowest average was only one TD less. Luckily, most of the defensive FAs on the roster can be replaced if we can't afford to re-sign them. Guys like Jo-Lonn Dunbarand Tracy Porter who are both FAs showed glimmers of potential but haven't really broke out so it's all about price with them. I would actually prefer that we let Franklin and Rogers go because they not impress me this year since we were tied for 31st in average yards per carry. I think Mitch King earned a second look plus I still believe Ellis has potential. Along with King and Ellis, we need to add younger legs with how often SpagNOLA will be rotating our defensive front.
We have some young talent in our DEs and LB corps but we better start looking for Vilma's replacement because the position is so demanding on his body. I don't know if I fully trust any of our current players to fill his role yet. I really want to see what Martez Wilson learned in 2011 and I just want to see if Greg Romeus was worth the wait.
The secondary faired alright with GDub's blitz schemes considering their average age was 23.4 years old. My main concern here is at safety because I really don't trust Harper in deep coverage anymore. Since he already signed a new contract before last season we can still use him for playing close to the line for stopping the run and blitzing the QB. Whatever we do with Harper we have to get Jenkins some help in coverage duties.
Moving on to the offense, we do have a few key players entering free agency that are worth mentioning. First of all, we know Brees' contract is like an elephant in the room, but I'm 99.9% certain we'll make that happen. Especially since Loomis feels his job (and probably his life) would be threatened if Brees isn't re-signed. After Brees, my two main concerns are Carl Nicks and Marques Colston. If we had to lose one I'd rather see us keep Nicks because you can't pass effectively if your QB is on the ground.
I know, I know, Marques Colston is better than good, he's great. He fits so well into this offense because he understands the concept of team and is willing to sacrifice his body, he does not talk trash and keeps to himself. He's the perfect man for the job but we may not be able to afford him. Meacham may have to be the sacrificial lamb here because he's the only other FA WR on the roster and will be much easier to replace.
Remember Graham? He had a huge year and we may want to secure his future services before he becomes a FA. Behind Graham we only had Gilmore, Humphrey, and Higgins who played in place of David Thomas who pulled a Jimmy Hoffa not once but twice this season. We could offer Graham a long term contract of 6 or 7 years to spread out the cost. Then devote some serious scouting to find a receiver/tight end hybrid like Graham who doesn't mind occasional blocking duties.
Don't worry though most of our needs on either side of the ball can be addressed with some savvy free agent moves and draft picks. Until the offseason officially begins our speculations will grow into anticipation over next season! That's all for now my Black and Gold brethren.
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i've come to realize.. that i can't vote on these polls..
when i read an article i want it to either move me, intrigue me or appall me.. if it just causes a “hm..” or “meh..” i lose interest..
i have noticed people criticizing grammar, spelling and things like that.. i frankly consider that secondary issues.. just cosmetics.. easily fixable.. i can look past them..
the “meat & potatoes” the core is what interests me or doesn’t..
bob dylan is not considered a great singer.. but his sons are among the most covered.. cause they have substance..
What do Bob Dylan's sons have to do with his legacy???
Oh wait, it’s that spelling thing, right?
But I agree with you on content.
technically.. that's not a spelling error.. is it..?
by the 9th plague on Jan 31, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
It is if you meant to write "songs"
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by Dave Cariello on Jan 31, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Is the next contestant going to see dead people?
What! shall we curse the planets of mishap
That plotted thus our glory's overthrow?
Here's an idea for an article...
What if every week FriarBob took an SI or ESPN article about the Saints and broke it down (much like he did Contestant #2’s article) to determine how truthful the article is? Kind of like factcheck.org.
Marv Levy, former coach of the Buffalo Bills, when asked prior to one of his Super Bowl defeats if the game was a must win:
"No. World War II was a must win."
If I had the time to spare, I think that might actually be fun.
If you guys know of a nice, high-paying job in the Cincinnati area (or that allows telecommute) but would actually let me spend 75+% of the day doing football work instead… well you’d probably want to keep it for yourself, but if you’re feeling insanely generous please feel free to let me know… :)
I think the Bengals are looking for help in their secondary…
What! shall we curse the planets of mishap
That plotted thus our glory's overthrow?
Hah! I guess I’m technically young enough to still pretend I could try out for that.
But I’d fail just about every other criteria imaginable.
don't know why.. but i picture you old..
maybe is your sometimes enhanced, sense of gravity..
hope i did not offend you.. but you seem very serious in you demeanor..
by the 9th plague on Jan 31, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
A. Why do people seem to believe our DT’s are terrible because of the YPC. Don’t people realize it’s the LB’s duties to fill the holes and take out the RB’s when the DT’s take on the blocks?
B. Was this post actually supposed to relay any useful information what so ever….or simply rehash what most every single person already knows? A post about either something useful…or new…or just flat out being creative, would have been preferable.
-Lombardi was wrong...it's the internet, not fatigue that makes cowards of us all. But then again, what do you expect. Not like the guy could see the future.
A post about either something useful…or new…or just flat out being creative, would have been preferable
This is how I’ve felt about all the entries so far. They’ve mostly been summaries of discussions happening on the boards, which is unlikely to be interesting to those of us who frequent the boards and we’re the ones most likely to vote/comment. To borrow from my unfortunate years as a graduate student, these post are mostly synthesis with little analysis. Instead of stating categorically that Spag will blitz less than Williams (which, really, come on, who doesn’t blitz less than Williams?), maybe look up some percentages to back up your assertion. Then maybe look at the type of blitzes Williams runs vs. Spag and how those different types of blitzes might or might not work with our personnel. Hell, I’d even prefer an opinion piece if it was at least something new, but these posts are all just rehashing conversations we’ve already had.
by sammasaaron on Jan 31, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
i see your point.. maybe our writers..
are erring on the side of caution.. not really showing much or any controversy.. or polemic thoughts.. just the way a student would write what he thinks his teacher would like, instead of what he really likes..
just thoughts out there.. this guys do not suck.. they certainly “walk their dogs” around the plague’s writing capacities..
by the 9th plague on Jan 31, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Agree...
But this was one of the better written ones.
Drew Brees....MVS Most Valuable Saint! Who Dat!!!
by cajuncommando58 on Jan 31, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
it is really hard for any of these writers to get any traction
because really there is nothing to talk about, we are all waiting for things to happen, we are still embittered about end of niner game. All the speculation has been written down somewhere already. Just read Yasinkas latest, he isn’t doing any better. We all want content and there is none to be had.
"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds" -Bob Marley
by PanheadCatahoula on Jan 31, 2012 3:24 PM CST reply actions
Respectfully disagree
You have a good point, in that all the writers so far have been discussing current topics. However, I don’t think Dave assigned topics to them, so they could have chosen to write about something entirely different: maybe a new look at the Saints’ lone Superbowl win to illustrate something that team had that the current team should aspire to, perhaps a retrospective on the season choosing a few plays that stand out and could have been difference makers in key games (Ingram getting stuffed at the goal line, anyone?), or even a post looking documenting the work of Team Gleason over the season.
Part of a regular writing assignment is the creativity to come up with material to write about, particularly on a fan-based blog where no one has the time to hand out assignments and stay on top of people to finish them.
In all fairness i have to ask one question Dave.
Do these authors get to pick a topic, or are they assigned one.
Some topics are more interesting than others, and this is the first one I have checked the yes box.
They can write about whatever the heck they want.
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by Dave Cariello on Jan 31, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
I also have a question for Dave
I was just curious and wondered how many audition candidates are left?
by Legatron Morstead on Jan 31, 2012 6:29 PM CST reply actions
We are about halfway through.
Nice name.
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by Dave Cariello on Jan 31, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Just a note here!
I haven’t written for about 8 years. Yes, I am the author of this post and there is a method to my madness. I appreciate the suggestions because if I get this (unpaid and possibly thankless) job I will take your recommendations to heart and use them to improve. I submitted this particular post to set up my regular post (again, if I get this job/volunteer position) which will be based on current events and analysis of said events. It’s funny that reviewing/ critiquing professional sports journalists because I have already begun on my next random observation: All Quiet on the Southern Front, which will be in fanpost form if I do not get the position.
I love how
on every single entry so far, people continue to bash the “story” instead of looking at things like tact and grammar.
Considering the fact that if given the chance to contribute regularly occurs, these fellow bloggers will most likely be given a certain area to cover, and will have fresh material.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
reviewing/ critiquing professional sports journalists because
Should read: … reviewing/critiquing professional sports journalists came up in the thread…
I also think it will be hard
for most to compete with all the insider-type folks already contributing, as to the hard news stuff. There might be areas to mine in the Realms if Who Dat Culture, Saint’s History, things like that. Why Kyle Turley was a great American.
"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds" -Bob Marley
by PanheadCatahoula on Feb 1, 2012 1:48 PM CST reply actions

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