Who Wants To Marry Rita Benson?
by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 6, 2012 11:22 PM CST
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She's the future owner, current VP, has an awesome piece of bling on her finger already, and she's hot! In an effort to make things easier for her with regards to finding a suitor, what better way than to have a one-stop shop of applicants with the number one quality going for them . . . Saints fanatacism! Those interested reply below with your woo attempts and may the best man . . . or woman I guess, WIN!
Thanks, Rita, for the amazing work you have done for the Saints and the community. We look forward to many great years ahead and the peace of mind to know the Saints will remain in New Orleans forever, right where they belong!
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She is Hot!!
Nuff Said!!
I spent 8 years trying to reach him...and then another 7 trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply...Evil.
Dr. Sam Loomis Aka (Donald Pleasence)
Agreed
Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.
by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 7, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
As a friend of mine commented on this picture:
“I’ll take one please. Don’t bother to wrap it, I’ll eat it here.”
Yes.
Did I mention, YES?!
Irony: an atheist Saints fan
I bet she is a freak....
Wonder if she has dated any players behind closed doors?
Better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven-John Milton
Open letter to Rita Benson -
Dear Rita,
We haven’t met but, I have been enamoured with your lovliness since I first set eyes on you. I know we come from very different backgrounds and I can’t offer you the lifestyle to which you are accustomed. I can’t diamond your digits appropriately. I would not be able to wine and dine you in the most elegant bistros in the City That Care Forgot. Our age difference might be of concern to you but at the end of th. . . . .
Where the hell was I going with this?
Every day I'm shufflin'!
by Just 'Nother Day on Jan 7, 2012 1:40 AM CST reply actions
Lemme Help . . .
Rita, my friend likes you as more than a friend.
Do you like him?
_ Yes
_ No
_ Maybe
Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.
One vote for Snooky
Had to have been CP.
Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.
Hmmm
I’d take the option for “I don’t want to marry her but I’d love to BE her” (only if I could bring my husband along, I like being in my 30’s and married).
And that picture is really, really dumb
I think Reggie knows it and is trying to hold back the laughter. Drew is trying soooo hard, poor guy.
I guess I can dream..............can't I ?????
I can’t handle the one I got……………….but if I was 100 years younger. who knows????
My Magnificent Black and Gold Warriors
This whole thread is so Neanderthal
You wouldn’t want any of these lowlifes, Rita. You need a man with more sophisticated tastes. But I’m already married. Shucky darn for you.
"Sinn Féin, motherf*****s!"
Poor thing. I’m sure she’s devastated.
Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.
by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 7, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Shucky darn?
I think that’s the first time I’ve seen that expression on the Internet. Probably the first time it’s been used on CSC, but I don’t know.
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.." - Mark Twain
Obviously you've never heard MtnExile's "Twenty Three Scadoo" either.
Every day I'm shufflin'!
by Just 'Nother Day on Jan 8, 2012 5:31 AM CST up reply actions
1st for me, anywhere, "Shucky Darn"
maybe M-E picked it up in western NC? It is funny.
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi
YES!
’nuff said
Hmmm...
I probably shouldn’t come on this. ;-)
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by Dave Cariello on Aug 24, 2011 10:31 AM PDT
Rita darlin...
We have the same last name but we are not related…Then there is the fact that I’m old enough to be your Dad…Aw never mind, mostly happily married already.
Drew Brees....MVS Most Valuable Saint! Who Dat!!!
by cajuncommando58 on Jan 7, 2012 11:23 AM CST reply actions
Thats what I was trying to say...............
but, I wouldn’t mind my wife owning an NFL team. I’d still watch it from my recliner.
My Magnificent Black and Gold Warriors
Just a better recliner.
Every day I'm shufflin'!
by Just 'Nother Day on Jan 8, 2012 5:32 AM CST up reply actions
One with a cup holder
Mark Ingram-OROY
Cam Jordan-DROY
New Orleans Saints-2012 Super Bowl Champs
TOP IS GAWD!
And a built-in fridge
Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.
by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 8, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions
Just Remember...
No matter how beautiful, rich or fine thaty are, someone somewhere is tired of her sh*T.
Just saying, familiarty breeds comtemp. However, it’s certainly worth a shot.
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading" Henny Youngman
I hope Rita is laughing
Either that or never sees this thread. Because I’ll guarantee you a LOT of people are going to say some REALLY stupid stuff in it.
Hopefully she has a really good sense of humor.
Rita..
Our sense of humor is our trademark.
Drew Brees....MVS Most Valuable Saint! Who Dat!!!
by cajuncommando58 on Jan 7, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
If she lives in New Orleans . . .
She has a sense of humor. Be tough to make it in this town without one.
Stupid people are like slinkies. They're not really useful for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down stairs.
by hooahsaint2.0 on Jan 8, 2012 2:58 AM CST up reply actions
Lovely Rita, meter maid, nothing can come between us!
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi
She loves me yea, yea, yea!
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading" Henny Youngman
I wonder how these comments would read if she was a librarian.
Every day I'm shufflin'!
by Just 'Nother Day on Jan 8, 2012 5:33 AM CST reply actions
She would most certainly utilize the Dewey Decimal System in order to maximize organization, and efficiency. Also, she would read them very quietly.
"Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people. " -Carl Sagan
by crescendo2020 on Jan 8, 2012 6:21 AM CST up reply actions
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