Da Chronic's Got Talent: Six Pack Shooter
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Coaches Who Yell
I hate coaches who yell. It really drives me crazy to see coaches airing their dirty laundry on the field and screaming at the refs as if they own the world. One of the things I admire about Sean Payton is his ability to remain cool and collected almost all of the time - even when his whole knee has just been destroyed by a potential late hit not called by the refs!
But there are a few coaches that totally lose it, and it really doesn't get them anywhere. Over the past year, I've noticed a few coaches who are repeat offenders. While I'm sure that there are many more, these guys stand out in my mind as coaches who yell all the time and lose it on the field. This stands in contrast to guys like Payton, Belichick, and Mike McCarthy, among others, who almost never flip out when things don't go their way. (As a side note, when googling "Payton yelling" or "Payton screaming," I don't think any pictures of him come up that look as if he's actually losing his temper.)
Without further ado...
Mike Smith
Though the Falcons coach might not be the worst offender, he's the one we see most, as we play him twice a year. Smith, or Steve Martin as some of my friends like to call him, always looks pained at best, and most of the time he is screaming his head off about something or other.
Jim Harbaugh
If we were playing a free association game, and the words "angry football coach" came up, Jim Harbaugh would be the first name to come to mind. This guy is always yelling from the sidelines, with that look of "you refs are bumbling idiots and every call you make is stupid" on his face. It's sometimes hard to tell whether he's upset at the officials' calls or at his players. In either case, it's kind of excessive, in my opinion. Yes, you may have turned around a stumbling 49ers team, but you are not the king of all things NFL, Jim Harbaugh. Please take it down a notch next season.
Jim Schwartz
Of course no list of angry coaches can be complete without Jim Schwartz. After the Lions-49ers game, he made a national embarrassment of himself and, by extension, his team when he threw a punch at Jim Harbaugh during the postgame handshake time. Players even had to intervene to separate Schwartz and Harbaugh. Though Harbaugh stated later in a press conference, "I shook his hand too hard," Schwartz's reaction was overdone. I wonder if his attitude in general set the tone for his team, which was one of the leaders of unsportsmanlike conduct-related penalties in the 2011 season.
John Harbaugh
Like brother, like brother. ‘Nuff said.
Pete Carroll
Carroll was not on my list coming into this, but after a Google image search, it looks like he's quite the repeat offender. Unsurprising. With such a large scandal in his coaching history, I would expect him to have a bit of a chip on his shoulder.
Rex Ryan
It's impossible to forget the Rex here. Known for cursing at officials and trash-talking off the field, Ryan has probably the longest and most well-known track record as a hothead coach. Heck, he even loses it during preseason games (see left picture)! Is it really worth it, Rex?
via nyjetsfan.com
So what do y'all think...is it unclassy for a coach to lose his temper on the field, or just a regular and accepted part of the game? Does a coach's demeanor on the field set the tone for his players? Also, who should be added to this list?
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It started out promising
but it got worse and worse. Google searches are you basis of information?
John Harbaugh is known to be a contrast of his brother.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
It is original
and given that this is the off season and topics are hard to come by, I might have picked one that would get more user feed back. Angry coaches doesn’t seem like a subject we can get a good debate going.
I had a good laugh looking at the pictures
I’d add Jon Gruden to the list even though he isn’t coaching right now. He’ll be back….
I might would have went a little more in-depth and added a sub-topic or two in the article.
I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go-Layne Staley
The worst one was Tony Dungy
Guy was constantly screaming at somebody…players, refs, cheerleaders, fans, beer vendors…couldn’t keep his cool on an ice floe.

What! shall we curse the planets of mishap
That plotted thus our glory's overthrow?
Voted need to see more...
At least this one was original, and not a rehash of already stated comments. Needed further development and maybe a correlation of records and hot headed coaching. Think that would show it playing both ways. Sean Payton is not a yelling coach per say, but he is the master of the snide remark.
Do you think your are worth 15 yards, well do you
To Anthony Hargrove in 2009, after a late hit personal foul penalty.
Drew Brees....MVS Most Valuable Saint! Who Dat!!!
Rob Ninkovich
Film from 2006 pre-season it Payton telling asking Ninkovich if he thinks he’s worth 15 yards. The footage appeared on the 2009 America’s Game video of the Saints Superbowl season. The irony is that Ninkovich is playing in the Superbowl this weekend.
I really liked this idea. Not the best article but throw in some Mike Smith as the fat Anderson Cooper jokes, Rex Ryan heart attack on the sideline as he eats a 40 foot sub snark, and Jim Harbaugh as a Fraternity president who sniffs his own farts rants and you would have A PULITZER PRIZE
"Saints fans should be sending Paul Tagliabue primo Hollywood quality hookers monthly for the remainder of his life"---Andrew Juge
Pulitzer Prize for Blogging
THAT is a scary idea.
What! shall we curse the planets of mishap
That plotted thus our glory's overthrow?
At least it was good comedy
Made me chuckle.
It would be fun to read a regular sarcastic gig on the front page from time to time.
I sure miss Jon Banks around the NFC South posts
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 AM CST reply actions
Yes vote here.
Most original idea so far, at least some research (not a lot required for this topic), first of the candidates to incorporate photos, and I didn’t notice any spelling/grammar issues. I think this is one of those more “touchy-feely” articles versus stats/football analyses, and I believe could have been easily applied to the reader—i.e., do a poll on what kind of boss the readers prefer (screamer, caspar milquetoast). Or wife? Or?
Not a bad topic
But the well could run dry on this sort of thing very quickly. If this is they type of article this author wants to write about, it may be better for it to be a once or twice a month gig, rather than a once or twice a week type of thing.
"I want to hand this trophy to the MVP of the Super Bowl -- and the MVP of the entire league.''
-- Saints coach Sean Payton, handing the Vince Lombardi Trophy to Drew Brees after Super Bowl 44.
Humor is not easy.
But there is definitely space for more, I would think. Once a week might be demanding enough, we’re not all Letterman writers.
"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds" -Bob Marley
by PanheadCatahoula on Feb 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST reply actions
Fun Subject, for off-season.... Undecided
ALL Coaches Yell, when they think they’re getting screwed over on a bad, or obviously wrong call. Heck they even get a Red Flag to challenge said bad call.
Action=Reaction, Mike Smith better watch it, seriously, he looks like he’s about to swallow his tongue and stroke out. GAAAAH. I do admire SP’s calmer demeanor.
The Greatest Screamers imo, were Ditka, Lou “You’re Killing me Whitey” Saban, Parcells, and remember Cowher, stuffing an alignment photo down the Ref’s shirt, a classic. Most subdude, Bud Grant and Tom Landry. Basketball coaches and some BsB managers, wow.
You think you know, and you don't know, and you never, ever, will.-Jim Mora Sr.
I understand ....nothing.-Michael Scott
The Future is Unwritten.-Joe Strummer
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."-Mahatma Gandhi
Yes
Good topic. Watching Sound FX actually gives you a better idea of how much the coaches yell, which you sometimes cannot pick up from telecasts. My favorite whiners….
Gruden, Ditka, Glanville, Madden (people forget that he constantly complained to officials),

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